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2014

24

Mar

People Being Inappropriate Perverts of the Day

Here’s a couple on a bus in Thailand fully fucking….while on their backpacking tour of the country…and it’s next fucking level amazing…

Here’s a man fully jerking off on the train….

The world is fucked…so sexed up and trying to next level shit and I love it…

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2014

24

Mar

Road Rage of the DAy

Apparently the dude in the shitty car didn’t like how the dude in the muscle car was looking at him so he pulled some out of a movie shit and got in the dudes face…only to get arrested in what may be some of the better road rage of the weekend, because what better way to start a monday that good old fashion road rage….but I’m more into the below video of a crazed bus driver who doesn’t fuck around…when people question his bus driving skills and instead of getting them to their stop safely, he slams the fucking breaks on them…asshole.

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2014

21

Mar

Crackhead of the Day

So this happened in Vietnam, where some dude got into an old stash of Agent Orange, or some other lady boy peddled shit, and dude thinks he is swimming in the middle of the street, because his delusions from the drugs he is on make him feel like he is in the ocean, and that’s some seriously gangster drugs….making dude the Crackhead of the Day…a title that comes with no prize other than the recognition of being awesome…

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2014

20

Mar

The Biggest Asshole in the Public Bathroom and Other WTF Videos of the Day

No, the biggest asshole in the public bathroom is not my wife, who let me tell you, has a massive asshole, as you’d expect based on her weight and the amount she eats…and I don’t mean the guy installing cameras to film teen girls peeing…I mean this piece of shit, who is actually less shit and more urine, who hoses down the fucking bathroom with his piss, like he was raised in a fucking barn, because let’s face it, based on the look of the public bathroom he doesn’t seem so classy, regal, or demure…

I don’t know why this video offends me, I am don’t work as a clerk or cleaner who has to clean it, and I have a friend who used to piss in staircases in hotels, office buildings, and on girls…it’s not that big of a deal…but it’s bad.

If you don’t like that, and you shouldn’t….here’s a Russian Vacuum truck sucking

Or maybe you like Richard Masten, the executive director of Miami-Dade’s Crime Stoppers hotline, and ex-Police Chief, was sentenced on Friday to 14 days in jail for contempt for swallowing the paper to keep a tipster anonymous in a cocaine possession case….

Or maybe you want to see a drunk guy get run the fuck over…it’s crazy…

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2014

20

Mar

The Dirtiest Video on Vimeo of the Day

Short Skirt by Said Energizer from said_energizer on Vimeo.

This is a video from some dude named Said Energizer, who I think is from Russia, or some Russian affiliated country that was once communist, and he’s posted videos of hot Russian babes before, being all fucking hot on VIMEO, like shit is some kind of fashion art, when to me it’s just borderline pornography, especially since it cast a Russian girl, who by default has no soul and will do porn because it pays more than being an Engineer or Lawyer…all while looking hotter than American porn chicks because when communism happened they killed off all the uglies, at least that’s what it looks like when looking at Russian women….

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2014

19

Mar

Dude Slaps His Wife Gets Knocked The Fuck Out of the Day

When you slap your wife in public, you deserve to get your ass beat…by a bunch of weirdo protestors…reminding you that if you are going to slap your wife, you probably shouldn’t no matter how mad you get, unless it is in the bedroom, because I young girls beg to be slapped when getting fucked, and at least that’s what a feminist pornstar showed me, so it must be true…try it out, let me know how it works out…

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2014

19

Mar

Chinese in Class Suicide of the Day

This is a crazy video of a dude jumping out of his classroom due to pressure from the college exams, because Chinese parents put a lot of pressure on their kids to be the best at all things they do…leaving little time to sleep…and that’s why if I ever had a kid I’d want them to be Chinese…they have more hope…unless they are this one…who is dead…

If you don’t like that international news…here’s some more:

Pranking in Pakistan

Dog Driving Motorcycle in Colombia

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2014

18

Mar

Russian Parents Singing Jared Leto Music of the Day

Russians are fucking crazy, thanks to being raised communist and having no souls.

Jared Leto, who you may still be masturbating to memories of your youth, watching My So Called Life box, a show that was insanely popular with girls you wanted to fuck, but that made me want to kill myself in the 90s, every time any girl I was with would make me watch it…because listing to an average at best looking Claire Danes whine about her problems with some weirdo Grunge era teen angst that I hoped ended the same way Kurt Cobain did…is in an internationally successful rock band when not winning Oscars….that was recently in Russia.

Russian media, in being fucking crazy, because they are Russian, had weird Russian fans who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, have their weird Russian Parents, who are fucking crazy because they are Russian, do weird Russian skits, singing his music, that you may not be into, but that you can still appreciate because Russian videos are the new Cat meme of the internet.

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2014

18

Mar

Colombian President Pees Himself During a Speech of the Day

If you’re up to speed on Colombian news and I don’t just mean snorting coke of hooker pussy while they cry a silent cry behind their make-up and emptiness thanks to be broken…you will already have seen Juan Manuel Santos Calderón, who I assume is a drug cartel funded politician making leading his campaign trail…one weak bladder at a time…and dude does it so gracefully, with swagger like it didn’t even happen, because if you act like it didn’t other people start believing it didn’t. It’s pretty much the foundation of how girls I have sex with go on living.

If you don’t like that you may like this Vietnamese Transport of the Day, that may be primitive but is much more effective than Malaysian transport….

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2014

17

Mar

Hot Ride of the Day

I feel like this is what Kate Upton’s boyfriend feels like every time they have sex…and if you don’t like that…here’s a dude eating like Kate Upton probably eats…

I don’t know why I dedicated today’s videos to the Grand Daughter of the founder of Whirlpool…who made a career out of her rich girl tits…but I guess I am brainwashed by her sloppy tits too…drinking the sloppy tit koolaid… deal with it.

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