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Archive for the Videos Category

2014

17

Mar

Welfare Dude of the Day

I live in Canada so I am used to people on Welfare and figure it’s just part of life, but it always makes me laugh at how mad Americans, especially that rich get about people on Welfare, it’s a system that is in place, people use it, deal with it…but for some reason they find it so fucking offensive that people get 180 dollars in food stamps and they call it piggy backing on the tax dollars of the nation…like the host really thinks that this dude is stealing 5 cents out of his motherfucking pocket, instead of looking at how corrupt the actual government is, in terms of Salary the officials get, in terms of travel expenses, in terms of the government being a fucking scam…

I also like how dude suggests he works at In and Out Burger, then follows up saying how much he likes In and Out burger, because he’s probably paid by in and out burger…when no one over the age of 16 wants to work at In and Out Burger…

The whole thing seems like a SNL Skit, it’s funny on a lot of levels…watch.

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2014

14

Mar

My Kind of Girl of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on with this girl – But I know I want to date her…

If you don’t like that…here’s a video of a 70 year old pulled over for an expired license getting shot for reaching for his cane…

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2014

13

Mar

Cute Kitty Video of the Day

I wish more of these cat themed viral videos that people are still really into, and excited about, even though we’ve all seen everything a cat is capable of, were far more like this…

This is the cute, heart warming, kitty shit I am into.

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2014

12

Mar

Huffer of the Day

I don’t know what this guy is Huffing, but I know that I would like to spend a day walking around with him. He has an interesting face and must have an interesting story that probably involves throwing his feces at the people passing by…

I guess I’m just envious of the homeless, they are the real winners at life who made the move to just drop out of society and not fuck around with what they were told to fuck around with, it’s freedom motherfuckers…they don’t even pay taxes…they win…

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2014

12

Mar

Dog Attack at the Beach of the Day

This is a Spanish Dog attaching a bunch of people on the beach in Spain.

I assume he’s been taken out back and shot for being a violent since this video was shot by a very helpful passerby, who was like “I’m not getting in the middle of that shit, I’ll just video tape it for Worldstar”…

As a person who hates people because people are self serving pieces of shit, I can’t help but take the dogs side in all this…even when violent he looks so cute and ready for cuddles…right?…

Either way, crazy video…

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2014

12

Mar

Dude Jumps From a Moving Train for Fun of the Day

Here’s an idiot trying to impress his friends in doing some stupid jackass stunt, that is idiotic, but hardly hardcore enough to be impressive. You know the kind of stunt that will make you dislocate your shoulder, or bruise your hip after all is said and done, but not one that could leave you paralyzed or dead if you fuck up, making it just some pussy nonsense that makes an idiot come across as the idiot he clearly is…and I feel we need to bring attention to that…

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2014

11

Mar

Middle East Gas Station Viral Video of the Day

This is what they call viral pranks in the middle east…This is their version of Punk’d where the biggest asshole isn’t Ashton Kutcher, but rather a fuelling close up is a little too authentic for me…but I guess the humor in all this is that the media wants you to think the Middle East was capable of the biggest terrorist attack on US soil…when they are clearly more into goats.

If you don’t like that…here’s a Traffic Dance video I don’t really understand and that is not that good

If you don’t like that…here’s a dude falling through a toll booth floor in Asia, which may or may not where that Malaysian airline is hiding…

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2014

11

Mar

Obama on Between Two Ferns of the Day

I didn’t watch this because I am not American and don’t really care that Obama was on the Zach Galfinakis show. I do know that it’s gone viral, obviously, and is probably going to be the biggest day for FunnyOrDie, a website that hates me and that has had their VP of Marketing tell me to fuck off at least once or twice 4 or 5 years ago, but I have a hard time letting go…

I do know that the Obama haters will hate this, a President doing a viral video skit, how is that appropriate…but motherfucker’s it’s a new era and the only way to communicate with people is through viral videos.

Either way, this is the FunnyorDie Peak…and I am only posting it because it means it is all downhill from here for these assholes….

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2014

10

Mar

Finally a Prank Gone Right of the Day

I hate these prank videos a lot. I don’t find them funny, I find them annoying, especially when I see the people behind the shitty pranks get away with the pranks, and turn those pranks around into viral videos, because the general public are retards who love stupidities like pranks…

So seeing this dude and he “social commentary” on how people will react to an ATM robbery…a simplistic idea that should end with him being arrested….getting punched in the nose and crying like a little bitch brought me joy…

I figure there is enough shitty content on TV and the people producing it on the internet deserve to get punished for it…

If you don’t like that, here’s a guy picking up dog shit with the American Flag to piss off you patriots…

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2014

10

Mar

White Trash Tattoo of the Day

When you need to get a tattoo, or really any surgery, and you’re not in Vietnam on the battlefield being shot at by the Vietcong. You probably don’t need your weird RiffRaff, Kevin Federline, clown-like southern trash friend who probably does a lot of meth while fucking his sister, to knock you the fuck out, because it’s a pretty shitty anesthetic, probably better to just do sedatives, like horse tranquilizers you steal from the barn down the street, you redneck fuck…

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