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2014

03

Mar

TukTuk Stunts and Other Videos of the Day

Here are a couple of international videos that will either make you happy you’re an ignorant white person from middle America….or depressed that you are an ignorant white person from middle america…not rocking out watching these things go down because you are too busy trying to pay off credit card debt…

Fight on a Chinese Plane

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2014

28

Feb

Cop Beating up a Girl and Other Videos of the Day

I don’t know the story behind this girl getting punched in the face by a cop, I just know it happened at a high school and that the girl was resisting arrest, but seriously, he’s a cop and should be able to handle a teen girl without punching her in the fucking face…

Guy throwing up only for a girl to slip on it…

Here’s an armed robber getting owned…

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2014

27

Feb

Football Boner of the Day

So according to Paula Deen, this Black guy in the NFL came out…and according to people watching this video…he has what could be a boner in spandex because as a gay guy…spandex probably makes him feel like a pretty little lady…or more importantly…as a gay guy…he’s probably feeling like he’s on set of a gay porn he’s starring in…all those strong muscular professional athletes bending and stretching in front of him…oh shit just wait for the locker room…where you know he’s grabbing his ankles hoping someone initiates him…not that I care…it’s just funny…

Here’s a black man who is against gay black males coming out and who blames Obama and Oprah…so he’s making an announcement…”Obama has released the homo demon on the black man, look out black woman, a white homo may take your man….”…Good job Atlah Church for being as ignorant as fuck…insane…

If you’re anti boner videos, here’s a reporter Eats her Own Snot on TV of the Day

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2014

27

Feb

Jeff Gordon’s Amazing Revenge of the DAy

So Jeff Gordon did a prank last year for Pepsi Max, he went on test drives and fucked with the Car Salesmen. Everyone called it staged, because a big company like Pepsi wouldn’t really fuck around…and would have to make sure everything was in place, with the car dealerships, etc. Legally it doesn’t make sense…Sure the car salesman had no idea what was going on, but everyone else did…

In attempt to try to reclaim authenticity, they decided to prank the writer of Jalopnik, who wrote about it HERE ….and watching a blogger who thinks he’s a real journalist shit himself is pretty funny.

It’s obvious that just because they pranked the dude from Jalopnik, doesn’t make the experience “REAL”….there was a course set up, the cops were in on it, so when one person has no idea what’s going on but everything else is staged…shit is still staged…

What it comes down to is that I think I just posted another commercial without getting paid…fuck I’m an idiot.

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2014

27

Feb

Stage Mom Exploiting her Kid of the Day

When I see videos like this…I see someone trying to a pull a scam…

I am assuming it is a stage mom, out exploiting her kid’s talent because dude can seriously play the Piano…hoping the video goes viral, because that could lead to a Vegas show…or record deal.

You know, create a Bieber of her own, since we all know that the record labels are watching this internet thing pretty fucking close…

The hat kind of gave it away.

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2014

27

Feb

Evil Man who Must Die of the Day

If you read the site…you know that I am all about dogs….and not in the way that THESE DUDES LIKE COWS ….but in a they’ve been our companions for what may be 1000s of years and in that time they have picked up the qualities that we like to think are human…like companionship and loyalty…kindness and unconditional love…that is always forgiving..even when it shouldn’t be…because dogs are fucking awesome…and people are the fucking assholes who mistreat them….like this guy, who abandoned his dog…and drove away.

I am not posting this because I think this is awesome, I am posting this hoping one of your recognizes the truck and and man and give him what he deserves…asshole.

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2014

26

Feb

Best Fucking News Story Ever of the Day

A computer tech for the school system got arrested for fucking a cow, while his friend shot video…comes in as the best news story ever…

Key quotes:

“2 Men are in jail, 1 cow is dead, 3 cars are totalled.”

“When we arrived one man was actively having sex with the cow while another was shooting”

“We can’t show you the video because the man was naked and covered in Jello”

What the fuck….Amazing. This needs to be a reality show.

Why do I feel Bill Cosby responsible for this? I mean was fucking the cow not enough, just needed to throw in some Jello in the mix…

THe world is doomed…

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2014

26

Feb

Angry Bus Passenger of the Day

You know, if I had to take public transport…I would be pretty fucking angry too…probably not this angry…you know like I was raped and my family killed by the guy asking him to get off the bus..you unable to control himself because his life fucking sucks…but I’d still be angry..

I know what you’re thinking, that obviously the aggressor is black, and that’s just fucking racist…you racist…

Pretty brutal video…

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2014

26

Feb

Buried Alive Baby of the Day

This video is a what the fuck is going on situation I had to share….because what the fuck is going on….there’s a baby buried, we call that a 10 minutes too late term abortion, and it’s still alive…and someone was there to video it…totally confusing…

If you don’t like that – maybe you’ll like a one horse power chainsaw…literally

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2014

25

Feb

Family Photo Fail of the Day

This deck and me have a lot in common….we hate Family photos….

If you don’t like that, maybe you’ll like a Vietnames Suspension bridge collapse that killed 8 people…which is horrible but may make you re-think walking across suspension bridges…in third world countries…with 100 people.

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