I don’t know if this would be considered a shitty part of being a toll booth operator’s job, you know trying to avoid getting killed by crazed highway drivers, or the peak of a toll booth operator’s job, you know being put out of your misery, because you and I both know girls never say “I’d love to find myself a toll booth operator to fuck”…but it is safe to say…no one cares about the toll booth operator…and here’s one who isn’t having a very good day..

If you don’t like that – here’s a car their getting his ass kicked…literally…

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Here’s a Russian kid who lit himself on fire and jumped off a 5 story building into a snowbank for fun…because playing video games isn’t good enough…especially in Russia where you can’t even afford to own video games…so you take your crazy drunk superhuman ass out there, soak yourself in vodka, light yourself on fire and fucking go for it…insane…

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Here’s a video of a dude robbing a jewelry store in some other country, with a knife….he gets the jewelry, but the owners of the store follow him out, fuck with his BMX, which is a good escape vehicle when you are 10, and dude ends up dropping his stash…pretty funny…

If you don’t like that…here’s a dude on a bike eating shit…because we like seeing people fail…

Here’s a huge fail…that resulted in the death of a kid…who dropped a fire cracker into a sewer only to be blown up by the methane…when it exploded…life lesson…of the day…don’t fuck with sewage systems in the third world…

Here’s a weird wedding fail…that resulted in one death…where people were in a weird decorative thing on a crane, only to have the crane slam to the ground, because that’s what you get when you try to be creative in weddings…RIP

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This is probably one of the best videos I’ve seen in a long time. Some dumbs mom recording her kids sing because they are so cute only to get fucking slammed and have airbags deploy in some kind of scene from a suspense thriller…seriously…there’s fucking build up in this video and it’s amazing…

I don’t think anyone died, but with behavior like this…they probably should have..

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Here’s a dude driving out of a gas station slamming some old guy because the old guy was out of line…and the cops are apparently looking for him…which I guess makes sense since he ran someone over…but also bums me out because I think it’s our god given right to run over a motherfucker if we are in a car and he’s on foot and gets snappy and runs his mouth off at us…it’s called consequences of your actions…don’t fuck with someone in a car…but no…the law has to step in and ruin our fun…If we were still cavemen, sure we wouldn’t have cars, but we’d wouldn’t have some third party regulating how we teach motherfuckers a lesson..

Who really cares, the run over dude survived, there’s hardly a story here.

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This is a 57 year old woman from the UK who has dreamed about being paralyzed since she was a kid. She even went as far as trying to hurt herself throughout her life hoping to get paralyzed forever, that she’s failed at up until now, but she’s trying to get surgery to make herself parazlyzed, but can’t afford the 25,000 dollars, which I call bullshit on, since 25,000 dollars is really not that much to spend a lifetime saving to achieve your one fucking dream…

Instead, she cries for attention by living life in a wheel chair, pretending to be paralyzed and I guess she’s got people around her facilitating that, instead of calling her out…for being too lazy to go downstairs to get the laundry…it’s like “I can’t do the dishes, I’m fake paralyzed”…shut the fuck up..

The good news is that she doesn’t let her paralysis get in the way of a good ski day. What a fucking joke.

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So…the story is pretty funny…

A dude shovelling his stairs gets held up at gunpoint for his rocksalt…he calls the police and they find out that it is all in part of a silly prank some dude is doing for his instagram…you know to get himself famous and build followers…or even to end up on Worldstar because the world is fucking doomed and that is is all young people think matters in the life

I hope he gets arrested. Because I am all for people paying for their internet crimes…especially with they involve robbing people at gunpoint for stupid things…that as a concept is a pretty good prank…

STORY HERE

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I thought shopping at Walmart was shameful enough…

I mean when you’re got stealing from the fucking place, you are clearly one step away from killing yourself…

So I can’t imagine why anyone would want to give her a hard time, let her take the shit, her life is bad enough you heartless asshole, working for the man, instead of working for you fellow man…you should be ashamed of yourself…

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This is probably the least threatening stampede in the history of stampedes, unless of course you were molested by a man who used to give you his pet bunny to pet while he “woody allened” you..in which case…this must be horrifying…

That said, Bunnies are so cute…I just want to lay in a bed of them and roll around…no wonder people make coats out of them…

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Look at this woman making the day all about her…it’s like “Nobody loves me”…”look at me everyone I’m going to kill myself”…and jump in time to be saved by a group of people…to feel like some kind of celebrity..they shoulda let her jump…teach her a lesson and that lesson is that people killing themselves are the worst

That said, I am impressed that no one pulled out their phone to film the suicide as to not get involved, as that is the nature of our society now…I guess this video is a win.

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