I posted this on Facebook, because parenting is hard, and it was my way of saying “mom’s if you can’t handle it, and need to medicate with street drugs like heroin, I will totally help lift some of your mom burdens, by giving you 15 dollars for anal”…

It always amazes me that white trash, you know the gutter people, who are the worst possible creatures to grace our earth, have the ability to breed, because abortions and birth control are too expensive, and sometimes get in the way of shooting up, so that having the kid is just the lazy choice…because when you see this, you know it’s not ending in a good place for the girl, who despite her mother seems very sweet…sad state of affairs…

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I know that following this drunk guy with one shoe around a mall in the UK is not all that exciting to watch, it’s funny as a global concept, because drunken disasters are always funny, except when they are depressing and have thrown their lives away, like me…

But I think as semi functioning alcoholic, but barely functioning alcoholic, this is some aspirational, motivational videos to give me something to strive for.

When you fail at life, and see someone failing harder, it is like being a professional Athlete watching other athletes win Olympic gold, only far less healthy, respectable, or even more fun, but when you’re drunk, none of that matters.

Good times.

If you don’t like that…

Here’s a wheelie fail…

Here’s a woman fainting into the train tracks…

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The trailer for the new Sin City is out, and Alba is a stripper…even though she’s a mom who shouldn’t be playing strippers, she’s too fucking old for it, but maybe this is her attempt at a transformative Oscar role, or maybe it’s just another revenue stream.

I don’t remember the first Sin City, but feel like this is a big deal for some of you..

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Nothing says strong, vodka soaked, fearless, Russian, communist man like seeing three Russians wrestle a giant teddy bear into a car…

It’s like they don’t make pussies in Russia, all Russians are action heroes, but I guess when you throw a massive stuffed toy at them, and try to get it into their Russian engineered shit box, their ability to survive Sibera in a speedo while wrestling a bear, with only Rationed bread to eat..kinda gets sidelined.

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The only thing good about exgirlfriends is that they are exes, because all exes fucking suck, and that you don’t have to deal with their bullshit on a daily basis, but rather only have to deal with their bullshit when they get jealous you’re fucking other girls, or when they are hurt you cheated on them, so they go on a rampage to make your life hell, by pressing charges, tricking you into knocking them up, or all the other catty shit girls do to get back at a dude for fucking them…

Like this Exgirlfriend, who may not even be an Exgirlfriend, but who is definitely a crazy girl, scratching up homies car because he probably did a little more than forget to buy her flowers on her birthday…

It’s videos like this that make me fear girls…not because I love my car too much to have to get it repainted, but because I don’t have a car and I wonder what the target for guys without cars is…I’m thinking cutting off dicks when sleeping…

Crazy.

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I have no idea when this was shot, but based on the quality, I am thinking in the 80s, on some VHS shit, but what it comes down to is that it doesn’t matter when it was shot, it just matters that it was shot…because I like seeing girls who are pressed for time being pragmatic and not giving a fuck. Getting changed in a public place because it has to get done and by communist training, doing it is how things get done. Unless she’s

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The Betrayal Issue from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.

In case you don’t read this site, or have no clue what’s up…You probably don’t know that the best thing in life is what I call fashion erotica.

You see, I hate porn and I fucking love bushes, and I’ve been promoting this kind of lifestyle for a long fucking time, because it’s fantastic to look at.

You know that’s what erotica is meant to be, not throat fucking, ass raping, ugly dudes fucking beat up looking girls with shitty fake tits and bad make-up, it’s supposed to be about fantasy, about good looking people, about real fucking life…

So I like to keep track of the people who are producing the best in fashion porn, or in this case fashion softcore porn, that bring models, and real girls, together in amazing settings…naked…and it’s a huge turn on doing a modern take on the porn mags of yesteryear, before the 80s and 90s destroyed them…

The magazine is called JACQUES …the new issue is available to buy…and I support everything they are doing…with my masturbation….

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When I see videos of a South African Congregation Eating Grass for their church, I am reminded how ridiculous, hopeless, helpless, desperate, sad, uneducated, confused, pathetic, ridiculous, people are…

I guess it’s just the flow of society, where people get roped into nonsense, by manipulators who want their money, and sometimes, those manipulators get cocky in just how far they can push people…

You know he’s laughing about getting people to eat grass in the name of god amongst his friends at the end of the day, he is like “I tell them god wants them to eat grass, and they eat grass, and not one protests, religion is great”….

I mean this is just next level…

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Lent has begun, which means nothing to most people, I mean that’s like my stripper knowing how old Jesus was, and me asking if she was a religious person, considering her job…but any excuse for people to lose their shit and flash their tits, works for me…

I’ve never been to Mardi Gras, but I love New Orleans and the concept speaks to me…it’s something I would have designed myself…

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Epic Meal Time are hometown heroes.

The host was a stoner in his basement playing video games who decided to make a pizza out of fast food and now he’s a youtube millionaire making ridiculous breakfast sandwiches with Arnold Swartznegger… for what I assume is a Charity…or an ad…but still pretty hilarious.

I don’t really keep track of the web series but that doesn’t mean I don’t like the host, or more importantly his hot mexican girlfriend….but this was blowing up my Facebook, and I got a kick out of it, because Arnold is fucking ridiculous…

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