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2021

11

Feb

Amanda Cerny is in the Shower of the Day

I wonder if the #metoo movement applies to posting up content that girls produce for their ONLYFANS….that they are only producing on ONLYFANS to squeeze money out of their loser followers who are there for the tits….you know the kind of guy who followed a bitch back in 2013 and waited it out until she gets back to her core strategy of being a nude model….which I guess CERNY is doing…

I remember her as a barely anything Playboy model…she wasn’t a big deal, viral and no one cared because she lacked that hotness a Playboy model traditional had…

She was clever enough to realize that she wasn’t going to make shit as a nude model and that the strategy was to go mainstream and she did it with the VINE KIDS…so viral she fucking went, cashed in is what she did…and I guess that wasn’t enough for her…

So she’s back to mooch off her fans by upselling them barely nudity…meaning her instagram is pushing to a porn site…meaning she’s a pornographer…so if you’re a brand looking to hire influencers…remember this one has turned her back on being a pitch man like Ronald Ragean or the SLAP CHOP guy for shit she’s clearly paid to pitch…and going direct to consumer with the product she’s got to sell..her body…

This is really not exciting content, but Amanda Cerny, is trying a little harder, even though it’s some lame ass cocktease regardless of her stepping things up a little…like the squiggly lines to cover her asshole make it art…or less slutty behavior…clickbait cash grabs…and such….it just makes it annoying…

BUT if the people keep paying and she’s making that million a month some of these OnlyFans girls make, we will see actual BUTTHOLE eventually…

And really, I respect a bitch selling herself, instead of selling skinny tea any fucking day….I HATE all the ads on instagram…I prefer shameless “BUY MY PANTIES”…but I guess I have been into sex workers since my youth…so it is more my language…

Either way…SHITTY shower time.

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2021

11

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Wanna know my favorite sound?

When a TITTY DROP…

I mean not really, I actually don’t give a fuck about big tits because I like all tits, even shitty tits….but I do like that girls have figured out ways to flash their tits and make a fun game out of it so it just seems like hopping on a social media trend…instead of flashing their tits to the internet for a thrill or attention….you gamify that shit…

In this series of titties being dropped…you will see girls dropping their tits for the internet of all shapes and sizes…some terrifying…some hot…all worth watching because they are tits being dropped man…do you really need me to walk you through this…

I mean I could caption each one with my famous, world reknowned, award winning, visionary wit…

But they are tits being dropped…that’s all there is to it…a

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2021

11

Feb

Wheelchair Run Down… and Other Videos of the Day

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Let’s Dance

Girl Changes her Hub Caps

Lion at the 5 Star Hotel

Insane Mountain Decent

Razor Scooters are Gayer than Roller Blades

Escaping Police Custody

Trolling Mask

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2021

11

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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COVID CURED MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION….

If getting COVID, along with the bad fever, loss of smell and taste, chills and aches and pains, that wasn’t strong enough to kill off Ellen despite her having the Gay disease…but yeah…if getting COVID gave men raging boners for hours at a time…especially older men…so that their horny bored wives could get their fuck on in their retirement…NO ONE would give a fuck about the 1 percent of people it killed…they’d be too busy fucking…

That is how you know, COVID is a marketing machine designed by who the fuck knows, for who the fuck cares why…since 99 percent of people survive it….

Not to mention, we’re supposed to be all for inclusivity, doesn’t anyone care about COVID’s feelings….putting him out there like he’s worse than AIDS or CANCER….or EBOLA…poor guy…why’s the world so against him….he’s like “I started out as a COMMON COLD…now I am here”….where is the “PEOPLE FOR COVID” movement…or the “COVID MATTERS” group….you know that underdog man…you kind of have to feel his pain…

All this to say….COVID CURED MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION…you should try it some time…

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2021

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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RIP Larry Flynt…

I don’t respect or appreciate anyone, but since I’ve been running a website forever, that features titties, I’ve always had a respect for those who came before me in the titty game…

From an Esquire writer like Hugh Hefner who intellectualized nudity at least in the beginning to be able to sell his nudie mags in the magazine stands as a culturally relevant voice of the american sophisticated man…to Bob Cuccione who was an artist and a photographer who revolutionized nudie pics with Penthouse…which were probably the two magazines I had the most access to as a perverted kid growing up….to the master of it all…the unapologetic, got SHOT and paralyzed fighting the good fight for LEWD, NUDE, INDECENT, SMUT…a fucking HERO in the face of free speech…..from Strip Club owner to billionaire….the guy who lived an oppulant white trash life…because motherfucker showed the PINK…

Times have changed..people are all fucking perverts now…but I recognize what was done by the greats so that people like me can upload WET SPOT WEDNESDAY every fucking Wednesday…

Hustler the brand will live on forever…and so will Larry Flynt…

He was an icon, inspiring to a guy like me who is never inspired…and now he’s off to greener pastures…

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2021

10

Feb

Jordyn Jones Mexico Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is struggling her way through the pandemic with her money she makes off charging her fans to watch her instagram stories…because she’s sent herself to Mexico…you know to avoid that whole COVID thing by rolling around in the sand in a bikini…

She’s in her early 20s, COVID really shouldn’t be stopping anyone under the age of 40….and if you are the 1 percent of people who die of it…maybe it’s just your time man…but yeah, if I was 20, I’d be drunk in a ditch at every party I could get to, this whole staying home thing, wouldn’t be a thing….fucking pussies…

If I was rich, I’d be in fucking Mexico on the beach also, because you gotta fucking live man…so those angry at celebs and rich people for being rich and living better lives than them…I mean…where have you been all your life…that’s the point of being rich…

Then they think these idiots have a responsibility to push agendas and bullshit that the government imposes, instead of just living their rich lives…when rich people typically are the worst, self involved pieces of shit around…so why would you expect them to do anything besides things that benefit them…dummy…

All this to say, we need the bikini pics, Jordyn Jones the popstar, reality star, Michigan white trash living the dream….has a DUTY to bring us those bikini pics…since her hot dancing body won’t last forever…genetics are not on her side..I think average weight for a woman in Michigan is around 220….so let’s just focus on the good times….

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2021

10

Feb

Christina Aguilera Hot Tub Party of the Day

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So the Genie in the bottle is the Big Girl in the Hot Tub…and I like it…

Christina Aguilera is the 40 year old popstar from the past who I guess has been reprogrammed and is ready for a comeback because make that money when you can….especially when you’re not as old as J.Lo…

I know all these bitches like to fake being hot, stretching it out as long as they can, but remember their vaginas are still those of old ladies…so all the lies are just lies…the vagina…like the rings of a stump tell the true age…and you can’t hide that…

But you can soak it in a fucking hot tub…where I guess she is hiding her old lady vagina to focus on what is important…her fat tits that are still likely her original bolt ons…it’s just her body caught up to the bolt ons and gave her the tits her skinny body could never support….because girl is thick….her pregnancies led to eating…but at least there’s the tits…

For a reference, I always thought X-Tina was the hottest of the popstars of her time, so I’m into the old fat version of her and encourage her to keep up the bathing suit titty pics…you know do it for Britney now that Britney only does beheading style videos from the prison camp…

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2021

10

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies Wednesday is a labor of love, a crime of passion, a hobby or an interest…I don’t know what you’d call it but I have been a big fan of the pussy for as long as I can remember and since I can’t always see everyone pussy I want to…especially when I randomly come across them on the street…I always make a point of staring at the crotch to see if the pants are painting me a familiar pussy picture….and with the activewear trend…the pussy definition is everywhere….

So here are some girls who are into the whole cameltoe…which is hilariously and amazingly now a fucking trend…where girls everywhere are intentionally jacking their pants into their cunts so that you know they aren’t trans……even though they have inserts for that…all this to say it’s fun to see how fat a pussy is or how hungry a pussy is….while it eats them pants…

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2021

10

Feb

Jojo in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

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In the event you’ve forgot, Jojo, who despite Rihanna Recently announcing that she is pausing FENTY LINGERIE, the very brand that hired Jojo as an ambassador and made her a bikini model….while giving Victoria’s Secret a serious run for their money….money they probably are using to buy the Fenty Brand to exploit all the crazy work they’ve done so far…..including turning Jojo into a lingerie model…so that people can look at her sexually the way girls like to be looked at even if they pretend they don’t cuz it is creepy…but if it was so creepy why would they put content like that out there…and put the blame on us for sexualizing it…even though men sexualize everything they can stick their dick in or rub it on…

But yeah…thanks to Fenty collab, we learned that Joho has tits and that she’s a sexual being thanks to those tits…but who the fuck isn’t in this era of everyone a pervert…EVERYONE is a sexual being…so check out her fuck me boots…

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2021

10

Feb

Kourtney Kardashian Old Lady Tit of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian was marketed as the hot Kardashian back in the early days of the Kardashians which isn’t saying much since they are are evil fucking trolls that climbed out to gates of hell to destroy the minds of your kids and wives….forcing them into muppet face injections and dreams of being product pushers on social media…all while cashing in and becoming billionaires..even the lowest on the wrung of the family tree is cashing fucking in and still cashing in on a sex tape that went way too fucking viral…sex that basically destroyed at least one, maybe two generations of Americans…

Well, this one is old as shit now, she’s the older sister, but in true Kardashian form she’s got a set of bolt on tits and pounds of face fillers to try to trick you into thinking she’s hot….even though she’s not…

I don’t know what she’s trying to sell in this vile, maybe it is adrenochrome…or some other aborted fetus stem cells she jacks up inside her mom pussy….maybe it’s some cosmetics her sister is selling since they are all strategic self promoters…I just know she’s in a bikini….and fake tits, although not impressive, even disgusting, are still worth staring at, just don’t make eye contact with this demon…she’ll try to steal your soul like these Kardashians do….

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