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2021

05

Jan

J.Lo in a Bikini of the Day

I saw this video of J.Lo on the beach on People magazine or some shit, not that I read that shit, but it was in the NEWSFEED bro, and figured I’d post it…because it’s an old lady pretending to be a hot young lady for other old ladies who are into this old lady because they grew up on her super stardom and were won over by her brain washing of the 90s and 2000s celebrity….

This was actually from instagram, but I am not one of J.Lo’s 137 million followers because I didn’t give a fuck about J.Lo when she wasn’t a dried up menopausal vagina in her 50s pretending she’s naturally hot in her 50s….

Clearly her vain life has been dedicated to her being as hot as she can be during the ROT…as she’s rotting…better than most but the pussy, treatments, diet, fitness or not…is still old as shit….and I find her trying to push this “hot chick” shit pretty fucking empty, in part because she’s old and by default not hot, but also because it’s fake and really NOT anything important in the world…

Who fucking cares if a 50 year old Billionare celebrity is still worth fucking…I mean a lot of older ladies do…but the general public shouldn’t…it’s not impressive to look good when you’re rich…you can pay to look good…and I thought we were in an era of inclusivity and diversity where the traditional “I’m hot in a bikini” was frowned upon, but maybe that’s a lie too…you know like J.Lo being hot in a bikini…

But if I’ve learned anything from fucking my sex doll, it’s that plastic pussy isn’t all that bad, even if it’s bad….there are worse things to look at than J.Lo crying for people to praise how hot she is because it’s what gets A-Rod off or some shit…

Either way, fuck these people…

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2021

05

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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As much as I love a sloppy tit on a skinny frame because it’s the unicorn of tits that happens, just not nearly enough, because big tits lose their glory when the bodies that own those big tits start to catch up to the tits….

I could list the big tits on a small frame that have ended up disappointing when they start eating again, or when the metabolism slows down….from Jennifer Love Hewitt, to Kate Upton, big tits gone sloppy…maintaining a hot fit body without killing off the fat tits is rare…hence why I love them…

But for everyday tits, tiny tits are far more manageable, and less likely to be unattractive because there’s less ways for them to fail, because they have less size or volume for errors to happen…

That’s not to say there aren’t shitty tiny tits out there, but I’ll assume there’s probably not overly shitty tits getting posted to tiny tit communities as the tiny tits reclaim their place in the world and survive the unrealistic expectations the media and the patriarchy has brainwashed them into thinking they need to live up to…not that any of these girls seem to care about their small tits or that the media has ruined their confidence about their small tits…because not everyone is a victim loser like fat chicks who whine about skinny bitches…

What I am saying is that I champion small tits and these are some small tits for you to champion…

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2021

05

Jan

Marla Maples Bikini Snow Angel of the Day

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Marla Maples is not just the owner of a vagina that has had Donald Trump inside of her, but she took his load and made their daughter Tiffany….

I am not an Anti-Trumper, I think he’s a player in an elaborate joke on the average man, a much needed player in the elaborate game, one that was so effective in being a figurehead for the divide of the country and thus an aggressive push to the left, where even his supporters were turned off by him and moved towards the communism agenda they want for us….don’t believe me, go to your local bar and grab a beer for me…..

So I don’t see Marla like the “woke” do, where they probably HATE her for being with the rich, successful, charismatic man that became their devil…

I see a 100 year old woman who is still good looking enough to hang…and that’s rare, so maybe another one of TRUMP’s wins in teh course of a life full of a enough wins, I mean he did become president after all.

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2021

05

Jan

Kaya Scodelario Pushin The Tits Up of the Day

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Kaya Scodelario is a 28 year old actress from the UK…and I know, I always thought listing off the age of celebrities in the tabloids I used to read as a kid was idiotic also, but when it comes to tits, it’s nice to know how close to their expiration date they are.

She’s best known for being in the original SKINS, some pervy UK show, Maze Runner, whatever the fuck that is and she’s also in the Netflix series Spinning Out, about skating, which I guess is a hot thing to be about, at least if you’re a Canadian who would jerk off to figure skating before the internet existed when they’d air them on Sunday afternoon…all those panty flashes, athleticism, flexibility, not that this woman knows how to skate, but I was getting into my love affair with skate because of her…

This is her showing tits…because 13 years ago she was sexually assaulted by someone according to her WIKIPEDIA…which means she knows the effect her tits have on people…I am sure that’s what this bikini content is about….right?

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2021

05

Jan

Rowan Blanchard White Leggings of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some broken down child star who I guess is only 18, but has had a lifetime of hurt, or a lifetime of struggles, because her family traded in her childhood for some bullshit acting career, because actors are overpaid, seen as royalty, and narcissistic fucks like that for themselves and their children…

She’s on her RUMSPRINGA, which is what all the AMISH girls do when they turn 18 to decide if they want to go back to making furniture and milking cows when they aren’t fixing their wagon wheels and grooming their horses…but in Disney world, that’s when the teen goes off to connect with other teens of similar socio-econimic backgrounds, you know other useless rich kids that participate to this second life, fantasy life, on social media that no one can live up to, but that people are totally addicted to…it’s a fucked up world out there….

But yeah, Disney tactics is to take the wholesome starlet, let her out to her own devices, luckily the world is pretty perverted now, so when she’s connecting with her peers, she’ll be perverted too, and it’s all about the rebrand or evolution of the brand that Disney created…to keep the bitch earning when she goes back to LA to be an actor, instead of an OnlyFans instagram THOT…

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2021

05

Jan

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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THIS IS SCIENCE MOTHERFUCKERS!!

Unfortunately, not the science they teach you in high school, because if I had known that you could spend a life measuring women’s waist and hips for other men to gauge the hotness of those girls based on their waist and hips….I’d likely be working in that field…

If any girls get mad because you call them a boxy bitch, or refer to her as a dude because she doesn’t have waist or hips, or tell her that her ratio doesn’t meet your standards….or society’s standards….you can tell them to fuck off because science has a different fucking story that their fear mongering propaganda….

I’ve know that I’ve asked feminists their ratio when we were allowed to interact with humans without getting arrested and I’ve been consistently yelled at by those very feminists for being a misogynistic asshole who objectifies women without even knowing about the site that intentionally objectifies women…just an attack on my person, without any context, all because I asked to know their ratio….cunts….ignorant cunts that don’t realize that SCIENCE holds the truth of all things in life…

So as they protest the whole COVID mask wearing and demanding the government impose curfews so that the old people don’t die, since 98% of people live, while calling the police on their neighbors for having their family in for the Holidays, in efforts to save the fucking world because of Science…they’ll have no backing or support to discount you waist-to-hip ratio science…and that’s a powerful place to be.

So here are some girls that are less uptight about RATIO because I guess they identify as people with RATIO and it’s good.

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2021

05

Jan

Hailee Steinfeld Ass Shot of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is an actual good looking celebrity. For the most part they fucking lie to us and try to pass off garbage that sucked producer dick as hot, but this one is actually hot. It’s rare, but it happens, even if it should happen more….

I want to make it clear that I am not a Hailee Steinfeld fan, I just think she looks good and that’s what this is about, I am sure she’s a garbage rich and famous person surrounded by yes men with no real soul…they all are…it’s just that she looks good doing that so she gets the pass…

I mean to think that she was a back-up singing to Anna Kendrick in Pitch Perfect is a reminder that the world is fucked….even more so when you realize that people think Anna Kendrick is hotter than Steinfeld in the “pepsi taste challenge” of celebrity hotness, because Kendrick, through marketing, has made people think she’s not some mutant that looks like she’s got Spinabifida or Cerebral Palsy…all fucking weird looking…

It’s pretty obvious that Steinfeld spent the pandemic working with her dad and uncle who are celebrity fitness trainers getting fit, because those logs and that booty look fit….and that’s what it comes down to.

The good news is that celebrities are low level influencers now, so they post the sleazy content they’d never bother posing publicly to keep that wall between celebs and normals….but now know they need to remove that wall so everyone thinks they go to the same high school and the celebs are the popular kids…

So with a sluttier generation comes a need for celebs to be sluttier and Steinfeld with her fit ass is ready to throw down…

She also posted this pic…

I appreciate it.

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2021

05

Jan

Hilary Duff Groped of the Day

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I know perverts and I can tell that Hilary Duff is a fucking pervert…..because I am a pervert…clearly she’s into fucking and not just because she’s got a handful of kids, or has the musculature of someone with high Testosterone, but because she’s likely a victim of abuse herself…you know child star shit…

So as she mocks molestation or #metoo by being felt up by Santa in what should come with a TRIGGER warning to all of us who have been molested by a mall santa because they didn’t quite have the screening process to weed out the pedophiles back in the day, because they pretended they didn’t exist, but kids still got grabbed….so I think we should all Class Action Lawsuit Hilary Duff for this mocking of our trauma…

But at the same time, she’s likely a victim of abuse too, I mean everyone is, so being a Child Star pretty much guarantees she is, but more the kind of molested or sexualized when she was too young to be sexualized, who liked it kind….you know carry that sex work into adulthood now that she’s made it because sex is fun…

So maybe this is actually her fetish, reliving her childhood truama cuz it is the only thing that makes her cum and the whole thing is quite disturbing.

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2021

05

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are nothing new, which is for a reason, they are awesome…I am sure you’ve seen pics or heard stories from your mom about the 70s when she was forced to put her jeans on wet to squeeze into them, it was one of those “when I was your age, we’d have to go through hell for the luxuries you have today”….kinds of things that I am sure some of you have been able to jack off to…I mean “mom in tight pants in the 70s is not mom today so it’s like jacking off to someone else, not the vagina I crawled out of”…kind of thing…

But the lesson is still there, thanks to technology, girls can put their tight pants on dry, because there’s stretch fabric in them, because we as a society or a people or a species can’t cure cancer or COVID, but we can create pants that make asses look amazing and the people who do that get rich as fuck because ladies like having good looking asses…because we like staring at them.

The patriarchy and our perversions have made countless advancements in society…all because of our perversions…and that’s something important…

What is also important, is that tight pants are amore than just asses, they are about pussy definition too and we like that too…making tight pants an all round good time pant to wear when you’re a slut who wants dudes to look at you like something they want to wear as a mask,,.you know…covid…and such…

Here’s a round up of tight pants….