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2020

15

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber’s Pussy Definition Battle of the Day

As useless and vile as I think the Kardashians and their spinoff family member are, I will say that Kendall Jenner in leggings far outweighs her groupie fuck Hailey Beiber, who had to marry a pop star she groupied on, under the guise of “religion” to actually matter in the world….because doing it solo, through hanging with the Jenners and the Hadids didn’t get her famous or clout or even that many campaigns….I am sure some fell onto her lap and I am sure she feels like she’s super important but at her core she knows she’s just a rich kid mooch…entitled and mooching…who has been lucky enough to let Bieber use and abuse her knowing she’d never leave him because she’s a mooch…

While Kendall is just part of a family of marketers and direct sales champs who may represent all that is wrong with the world or society but are cashing in while doing that…so if anything they act as a beacon of “This is what is wrong with the system”…almost like they are myth busters letting us all know….a shitty rich family can become billionaires a few times over all thanks to the internet that is fiilled with idiots…so she’s just sort of an ambassador of all that we hate…while at least looking like she’s an actual model…with those long thin legs…

So clearly Kendall wins this PUSSY DEFINITION battle, because pussy definition is the new cleavage…and these are the influencers paving the way for young idiots to follow their influencing lead….

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2020

15

Dec

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The Ratio is a scientific, proven in various labs that involve dudes jacking off to various pics of girls, or at least getting their dicks strapped into a device to see what body shapes resonate most with their dicks…and as it turns out…it’s someone with a smaller waist than hips…despite all the square and fat chicks out there with no ratio to cry about and beg for inclusivity only for the media to hop on board and validate their bullshit despite science telling a very different story…

I believe in science…and here are a bunch of girls claiming to have ratio..

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2020

15

Dec

Dakota Fanning Sports Bra of the Day

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Dakota Fanning still creeps me the fuck out.

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2020

15

Dec

Georgia Gibbs Bikini of the Day

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Georgia Gibbs is some Australian model who is in a bikini with her tits out – as Australian models, and really Australian non-models do, because Australian girls are wild, like to have a good time, possibly because they are a society built off criminals being dropped off in exile, forced to find entertainment amongst the Koalas and Kangaroos, creating a culture based on fun…or maybe they’re just sluts….I don’t know, but they look good while doing that whole Australian thing….planting their seed around the world as they travel basically everywhere because everyone knows an Australian no matter where they are from…and that’s fucking weird…how can one culture or country manage to produce that many ambassadors of said country using their swim bodies and silly accents to get ahead….but for whatever reason…they managed to do just that.

ALl this to say, I’ll stare at her bikini tits, it’s her duty as an Australian and mine as someone who wants to fuck Australians…crocodile dundee shit.

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2020

15

Dec

Miley Cyrus Tit of the Day

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I assume these are old pictures of identity crisis or PUPPET Miley Cyrus who is a trained media manipulator and who does whatever she needs to do to get noticed or attention for her super star career as a super star…She’s Disney Trained and knows what the people want or at least has people on her team that probably have all the trend reports they sit and analyze to figure out the moves to make to take her from Hannah Montana and keep her relevant to the fans they’ve spent millions on building…rather than turning her into some forgotten child star no one gives a fuck about…people outgrow their lame ass idols especially when they are from Hannah Montana…so for whatever reason, they did the edgy tumblr girl thing, the celebrating nudity, paving the way for non porn chicks to get naked….and eventually become porn chicks….without even noticing that after the cash grab, Miley got married, became wholeseome, did some country album no one bothered with before coming back to the nudity thing for her most recent album…it’s all nonsense, but nonsense is easier to deal with when there’s tittie! So here’s some Miley Titties, Disney Bred Titties…..TITTIES trying to manipulate your fucking minds…

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2020

15

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Getting Wet of the Day

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Apparently it was Vanessa Hudgnes’ 45th birthday yesterday and she decided that since she looks good for 45, probably from the Asian genes, is that racist to say? I mean white people rot by 45, it’s a fact…google it…

So on her birthday, she’s the one bringing the cake for all of us to stare at….

Her Ass has some thickness, her tits look fake, I mean this influencer version of HUDGENS is a great version of Hudgens. It’s her time to shine…recently divorced, old as shit, sitting on a pile of followers, why not do that whole slut of internet thing for views…since that’s what they all do…pop culture is weird because these people don’t care to have some magazine or movie to influence their slutty…they just do it themselves…and in a white bikini too…i mean that’s the kind of bikini that you’d want all women in because they get see through when wet…some of the best pussy I’ve seen has been in white bikinis that they didn’t know were see through and that they didn’t know I was staring at…because I’m good with my creeping..because I’m a creep.

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2020

15

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I am the ambassador of tiny tits, because I believe in my soul that tiny tits are awesome….because I’m really only here for the pussy.

Small tits are a wonderful thing, they are manageable, don’t break backs and posture and oftentimes are nicer to look at than a big tits, it’s like more small tits are nicer than big tits, because big tits are just fat and sloppy….

That’s not to say I don’t like big tits, I think sloppy tits on a small frame is the holy grail of tit, but it’s to say from a statistical standpoint, if you’re rolling the dice or betting on a bitch having nice tits, the small tits are the safer bet….because there’s too much variety to big tits…too many “X-Factors” and unknowns…then there’s the whole girl with fat tits being prone to gaining weight…which does bad things to asses…even if it is good things to tits…

So I like to support these small tits being proud of the small tits…making the world a better place by showing their small tits…instead of being weak and confused by their small tits that they save their lunch money or sugar baby allowances to buy new tits….because fake tits are the worst of tits….

This is a gallery of small tits for small tit empowerment…I’m a believer…I subscribe…Let me in your small tit club…I’ll bring the refreshments and boner.

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2020

15

Dec

Bella Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted this classy girl on the farm being naughty…..while prepping for her PONY show, which is like the Donkey Show in Mexico, but more fancy because Pony is for rich people or some shit….because all I see here is a pony sniffing out dinner in the form of the stench radiating out of her trending influncer pussy…..it’s not all golden in a rich bitch’s asshole…if anything they are the lazy ones who don’t tend to a clean asshole because they don’t have to…people will fuck them regardless of stench.

That said, she’s in a hot mini skirt and has her shirt tied up like some porn chick on set for her school girl role play…and it is good because she cropped out that hard, skeletor looking face….you know to showcase what matters….her body.

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2020

15

Dec

Ashley Greene Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Ashley Greene’s demonstrating how you make it in Hollywood by showing her deep pussy stretch that probably doesn’t need to be so deep of a stretch to impress the small dicks that run Hollywood, but then you have to remember that they get to fuck all the celebs and girls who want to be celebs, so any competitive advantage is important to fully utilize, at least until getting onto a hit “Saga” like Twilight that put her Florida trash ass on the map.

I was never a fan or interested in anything Twilight related, Kristen Stewart fucking sucks and is an ugly troll of a woman, whether she’s empowered as a lesbian or not…and this fringe character that Twilight shat out was never exciting to me…if anything I hated her when she was dating the Jonas Brother like Olivia Culpo….pretending…or LYING…I call it LYING to the media about how they don’t fuck to keep some purity ring bullshit lie alive….and I hate sluts who lie about being sluts….even if at the time of the purity ring it was “cool” to not fuck, while now fucking is clout, cool, edgy, a viral challenge…that can lead to actual viral challenges…like herpes and the whole thing is just way more fun now….but here’s that Ashley Graham, Florida Trash, who lied to her fans about being a wholeseome while being a slut…and it is all not that exciting.

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2020

15

Dec

Sasha Obama Looks Hot of the Day

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Here’s some Sasha Obama reminding you that the rich kids of the world are ridiculous in their presentation of themselves….

They all dress and act like strippers and porn chicks, it’s a cultural thing…..

You have to remember all these kids were raised on porn and hip hop, so whether that porn was being consumed in the White House or not, it is irrelevant, the power of porn is alluring….

I don’t think being a trashy, Hip Hop influenced, video vixen who twerks is something that should be exclusive to poor chicks trying to get ahead by selling nudes…it’s for everyone, empowerment or whatever the excuse to be LEWD is…it’s works and I am a fan….

I guess porn is just too hard to pull away from….and everyone is playing the ONLY FANS angle of half naked, twerking, into fucking…which is pretty fucking awesome, it’s just weird to old timers like me who have only known women to hate sex…at least with me….so that they’d do anything to not be seen as sexual objects for fear of people like me wanting to have sex with them…but now it’s just fair game…porn stars are everyone….which we already knew…but they didn’t…and now they do…

Obviously, the on her knees, pantsless in a crop top looking like a stripper is an awesome advancement for the American people….because not posting this to the internet for all the see would be the real fall of society…while the being shameless while crying “Don’t shame me”….”here’s my butthole”….is what matters…the future leaders….

PS – check out the dude in the background, so good.

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