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2020

03

Dec

Helena Christensen and her Niece of the Day

Helena Christensen posted a bunch of pics for a recent Victoria’s Secret campaign she’s a part of, seeing as she was one of their early VS Angels in the mid 90s, which I don’t really remember because I preferred the models I jerked off to in catalog form to remain nameless, but I guess it was around the same time Tyra Bans and Heidi Klum were with the clever company that realized if they mail catalogs out monthly, it’ll sell product while doubling as jerk off material for all the dudes in the house in a pre internet era of “we still jerk off to underwear catalogs”….perverts…

She also posted a bunch of pics of her and her niece, @sarahsofiesonne , who I guess is doing the half naked on the internet thing like everyone else. I mean her auntie is Helena Christensen, you’ve seen how good life as a famous half naked woman pays, I mean she got to marry the lead singer of INXS before he killed himself in what is rumored to be auto-erotic asphyxiation like he was Anthony Bourdain…but it could have been suicide…I mean having fucked Helena Christensen level pussy, you’ve accomplished enough and an die….

Anyway, here are some of those Helena at 51 being hot pics doing VS…

Here she is with niece…

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2020

03

Dec

Lizzy Wurst is the Worst of the Day

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I had never heard of Lizzy Wurst, who says she’s a big girls trying to make it in the average world, or some nonsense on her instagram with over 1.6 million followers she shows off her tits too.

She looks like shit, her content is shit, and apparently this video is the kind of stuff she’s selling to her fans and it’s terrible.

Imagine, you’re some kind of loser who falls for a troll from instagram and you decided to shop local for the holidays and pay some influencer for her nudes, instead of just getting the nudes free off the internet, I mean there’s so much free porn why do people want this fake personal connection where they feel like they are contributing to the girl they are jerking off to….is it some male instinct of wanting to be a provider? I don’t know…I just know if I paid for a clothed girl to smash cupcakes on herself in what looks like a beheading video set-up, I’d be mad…but then again, Maitland Ward used to post pics for her PATREON she was making 50k a month on before other girls hopped on the trend and they all looked like they were shot on a Hair Dryer, or a fucking Atari, you know a shitty fucking camera….a camera so bad it couldn’t have been a camera…

So dudes are desperate losers with credit cards is the lesson in this story…

If you’re one of those losers, check out Lizzy the Wurst on INSTAGRAM , maybe you’ll fall in love with her and start paying her too….losers.

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2020

03

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drop Thursday…is the modern fun and exciting way for girls to flash their tits…these people, this generation, they need to make a game out of everything, it’s gotta be a trending hashtag or an online “challenge”…it can’t just be a “I have awesome tits, I will flash these tits because I like people seeing my tits”…but whether tits are flashed in a drop, or in the back of a bus transporting sorority girls to Spring Break….we still get the tits, so whatever get the big tits flashed or gets girls who have big tits to think they should hop on this trend because they were built for it…I support….and here’s a round-up.

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2020

03

Dec

Sydney Sweeney Ass of the Day

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I like to hype up Sydney Sweeney because I don’t think she gets enough hype being a trending celebrity with awesome tits created in Hollywood….

I liked going against the grain, calling girls people find hot garbage, it’s been a 16 year project…but Sweeney, despite her boring acting, has these massive tits on her small frame or at least fit frame which is enough to make me drink the Kool Aid and think nothing but good things about her…

In this booty shot, because she’s multi-talented and more than just tits…the actress asks:

“ps i never know what to do with my hands”

I know what you’re thinking “FIST MY ASS WITH THOSE HANDS IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET ANY SENSATION OUT OF MY GRAPEFRUIT SIZED PROSTATE”…..but there’s plenty of other things she can do with her hands…likes spread her ass….or grab her tits…or squeeze her nipples…I mean if she needs someone to direct her IG pics…I’d be more than happy to be hired to do that…as long as it comes with room and board included!

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2020

03

Dec

51-year-old Korean dentist looks Good and Other Videos of the Day

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America’s Got Talent

Store Fun.

Arab Beggar

Buried Under Beer

Creepy School of Fish

Utility pole coolness

Plane Lands on Highway..

Bridge Falls….

SUV Weirdness

Weird Cessna Crash

Penis Exclusion Zone gets introduced in Paris

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2020

03

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just saw a 40 year old mom with a hot fat fit booty in leggings despite being old….like it is the holy grail because it goes against all logic….40 year old moms in leggings shouldn’t have hot asses but it does happen….it is a Christmas miracle….especially since I generally don’t see anyone….maybe Santa was looking out for me….or maybe I am just an easy to please pervert. Plus, I know when the leggings come off, it is still mom pussy, but for the sake of staying positive….40 year old moms can have good asses too….

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Porn Star Kendra Lust Gets Flirty With UFC Fighter Joanna Jedrzejczyk
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Hot Lingerie Catalog Pics of Some Model
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Truck Rips Through Traffic
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Man Punches Kangaroo to Save his Dog
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Strapping a Gopro on a Turtle.
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Stairs to the Eiffel Towers…Sells Big
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Jena Sims Slips Into a Bikini Ahead of the Mayakoba Golf Classic
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Some Hot Shoot of Josie Canseco
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2020

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not a scientist or one of those people who reads books or none of that smart person shit, but I wonder what the psychology of all girls turning to porn is…I mean I don’t actually wonder…I know……

Girls know dudes watch porn, so think porn chicks are what dudes like, when really we just like to see graphic shit to get off….and prefer to do that graphic shit with non porn girls….or at least that was always my take on it…I always found porn chicks gross but fun to watch fuck before I gave up on porn…when I realized dudes are literal and pay to fuck these porn girls to live out some fantasy I was shocked….but year…

Girls know dudes jerk off to porn, girls want dudes to jerk off to them….so girls watch porn, now more than ever, dirtbags and say “I can do that”…fuck some randoms…decide to be an influencer or online sex worker for money because they realize there’s no money in influencing when everyone is an influencer….but there is money in fucking or porn because people are fucking perverts who pay girls for that shit….so now they get to be the girl dudes jerk off to in porn….dreams do come true…

But the best thing about it is that getting into porn is fucking easy….zero fucking effort…so why did it take this long for every girl to dip a toe in it…that’s the real crime all these 40+ year old women pre internet who could have had their legacy live on from when they were younger and hotter in fuck videos…but instead were too decent, too prude, not edgy….that’s the tragedy in all this…

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Feeder Fetish
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Sydney Sweeney’s Hot Bikini Body
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Gracie Hunt Dreaming of Tampa in Her Bikini
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Bikini Does Shot – Fails Dive
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The best Ivanka Trump Pics Ever!
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Amber Heard – Horse Riding Nips!
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Grimes May Be Topless!
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Hot bikini Girl Spits up her Beer
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Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Bikini Booty
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Malik Beasley’s Wife Plans to File for Divorce After He Was Spotted With Larsa Pippen
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Iggy Azalea’s Wild Mom Booty!
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Hollywood Signlas Left, Cashes in on the Right – With their Best Movies List – Featuring a BUNCH of Scarjo Pics
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Renee Olstead’s Nipple Pasty On!
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Oscars Say in Person Telecast Will happen
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Tennessee Dismissed LB Kivon Bennett Following an Arrest on Gun and Drug Charges
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So Many Bulldogs…what.a Dream
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Jade Chynoweth’s Hot Dancer Body
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Selena Gomez in Mexico with a Dog
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How To Transition by E. Page – Hilarious!
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Hot Pics of McKayla Maroney
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Some Silly Memes
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Jenna Dewan Drops Some Massive Braless Cleavage
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Nicole Williams, Very Tight Shorts Riding High!
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Is Selena Gomez Dating a Miami Heat Player?
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TikToker Catches Stalker Breaking Into Her Apartment While She Makes A Video!
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Boxer and MMA Fighter Heather Hardy is Worth a Look
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Girl in Shorts Doing Soccer stunts
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Two Girls Naked on the Beach
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Hot Selena Gomez is the Hostess with the Mostess!
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Early Days of the Internet Nostalgia
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90 Hot Social Media Pics
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Pregnant Hilary Duff Drops Some Massive Tankop Cleavage!
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Jacqueline MacInnes Wood Nude and Pregnant on a Horse!
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Mandy Moore Had to Put Down her Dog, Always a Sad Story to Read….
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Huge Locomotive Gets Dropped During Delivery!
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Here’s How You Can Use Fisherman’s Knots To Adjust Your Pants!
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iPhone 12 Pro Max Goes Up Against 50Cal Desert Eagle!
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LeBron James Agrees to an Insane Two-Year Extension With the Lakers
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Girl Moonwalking
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Natalie Roush is Trying on Underwear
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Pedestrian Almost Gets Mowed Down By A Runaway Trailer!
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Source Confirms Selena Gomez Has Been On a Few Casual Dates With Jimmy Butler
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Bikini Ass in Nature
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Pink Oyster Mushrooms Get Plugged Up To A Modular Synthesizer, Here’s The Result!
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A-List Teen Actors Getting Nude in these Scenes
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Beer Pong Master
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Instagram Model Calls Herself Out for Blowing Her Shot With Heat Guard Tyler Herro
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Absolute Idiot Tries To Show Off Brand New Motorcycle, Crashes It!
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Lauren Summer is Nude in Bed
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Malin Akerman Booty in Jeans
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Shay Mitchell in Leggings
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Ready to Drop Emma Roberts
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Greatest Livestream Trainwreck
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2020

02

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy Wedgies are the much needed pose for girls of the internet to let ya’ll know they either have that prosthetic cameltoe panty pad in, or they are actual girls, because in this genderless world, ELLIOT PAGE, it can get confusing…

Now that girls are all half naked on the internet, part of what they do in their tight outfits, panties, bikinis, is pussy wedgie themselves, the self-made cameltoe, the cleavage of the generation….and I subscribe to that…I’ve been looking at pussy definition in pants for as long as I can remember, girls always worry about men staring at their tits when they speak “MY EYES ARE UP HERE” shit…well I also look cunt first…so this fat cunt pussy wedgie trend is a fucking win for me….and now for you because look at all these pussy wedgies!

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2020

02

Dec

Jennifer Lopez Getting Porny of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez at 50-something years old is I guess trying to push the boundaries because she’s really feeling herself, loving herself more than you thought she did, even though you know she’s so fucking hyped on herself….

Despite her fame and fortune and all she’s accomplished, the one thing you’d think she’d pull back on is her old ass aged look, but instead she needs to tackle that like the over-achiever she is and give other women her age hope that they’ll look like her too, so long as they invest 1,000,000 a year into diet, exercise, experimental treatments, botox, and all the other bullshit that makes this fake as fuck…

Instead of backing down, living on her money, maybe doing more behind the scenes work, she needs to stay in front of the camera, in the limelight, earning…it’s a sickness…

I know some of you think J.Lo is life, I’ve always found her average, annoying, pandering, a manipulator who would eat babies, or anything if she knew it would make all her celebrity dreams come true…she just has that vibe….she’s just someone who believes in herself far too much, and I guess is unable to look in the mirror and see ugly…so instead she stays vain, stays ontop of her shit, to continue her making what she probably considers magic….cash grabbing while titty grabbing….I mean what differentiates this from softcore porn, I mean it’s obviously fetish porn, old ladies still looking good naked porn, but she’s still an old fucking lady…her organs be rotting like other old ladies…and it’s nothing impressive for a rich celebrity who lives on camera to look better than a broke as 50 year old mom trying to pay the mortgage now that COVID stole her job….

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2020

02

Dec

Alex Daddario Bikini Repeat of the Day

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Alex Daddario Bikini Repeat of the Day

Alex Daddario is the NYC rich and entitled trash who was born with big enough tits to trick Hollywood into giving her work….her only noteworthy acting job was True Detective, it was her LEWINSKY….made her a breakout, people cared about her big tits, because as dudes we get excited by big tits…that are now over 30…and less about being naked in movies because I saw her recent movie around Halloween and she’s the worst fucking actor…more just clickbait cuz of the tits…which is enough for a rich entitled idiot…they don’t need to do much, they just want to seem busy…

She’s currently shooting in Hawaii with Sydney Sweeney, who like Daddario has big tits, but unlike Daddario isn’t 100 in slut years, and unlike Daddario gets better roles…but hard nips in a bikini top on a tight body is good enough to ignore how shit she is…you see, that’s precisely how she got that career and celebrity man…tits hypnotize and manipulate us!

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