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2020

18

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

It’s about survival out there and one of the much needed tool for your survival…is the Fishnet..

Sure we’re not being thrown into some survivalist TV shows as some random contestants, and we’re not trying to go off grid to survive the apocalypse, we’ve instead chosen to stay home on the internet staring at tits, pussy, random sluts, porn, streaming movies that suck as hollywood scrambles and declines…because no one has attention spans or cares when they can just watch porn…getting fatter with their take out food…not bothering leaving the house cuz of COVID….this is not a society of survival…it’s a bloated and disgusting society of consumption….just catering to their dopamine responses that are triggered by doing degenerate things..as we’ve all lost any sense of morals or values or decency…

All this to say, fishnets, which would be a good item to take on your “WILD ON” or “INTO THE WILD” adventure…you know to catch fish…but instead is being used by sluts of the internet trying to get jerked off to by the perverts who couldn’t survive if they had to…they could hardly survive if UBER EATS crashed for a weekend…..they’d starve to death…forced to eat their own limbs or some shit..and I’m with you…fuck survival, I prefer looking at things I’d fuck in fishnets…

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2020

18

Dec

Camilla Belle Leggings of the Day

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Camilla Belle is not Kamala Harris…and thanks to that fact alone, we can all stomach seeing her posing in spandex activewear doing Yoga shit….I mean except for that idiotic filter pic but at 34 years old, you have to put that face filter on to feel like you don’t look like an old weathered slag…especially when you don’t have your Glam Squad there to doll your old ass face up….it’s a trade off…look like a foolish cartoon but don’t look like the hag you are now that you’re old..

She’s been in the industry since 1995, so she’s probably been diddled by the industry, figuratively and literally….I just googled her IMDB and haven’t seen her in anything she’s done….not even Dirty Dancing 3 – Capoeira Nights…

But I’ll stare at her ass in leggings that I can barely see…it’s the kind of content that speaks to my soul…not that I have a soul…but I do for the sake of this post..

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2020

18

Dec

TikTok Transition of the Day

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TikTok may be a horrible platform that is designed by CHINA as a spy took against America as they track and save all the data from all their users, who can potentially end up in important positions down the line…you know after they turn 18….because it’s all kids being perverts on there….but also, some could be children of important people right now that can offer some solid intel….either way, China is smarter than us.

TikTok may also be a horrible platform because it’s created by CHINA who know us better than we know ourselves as they’ve manufactured our goods for 20-30 years in their sweatshops, and with all that DATA they decided “a dance app where teen girls can be slutty is the answer to American dreams”….give people “likes, follows, views” and the platform will pop off….

I don’t fuck with TikTok….but I will say that the best thing that they’ve pulled off since their popularity has grown is the TIKTOK transition, you know some FILM SCHOOL shit, not that I went to film school, where people transition from shot to shot seamlessly, like they are stop motion or whatever….

That transition has been adopted by the sluts who get naked on the internet, as it should, why save it for lip synching choreographed dancing sluts who make millions a year thanks to their audience on TikTok, save some for the sluts who get nude…

This is one of those Transitions and I liked it.

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2020

18

Dec

Fat Ass Does a Christmas Dance of the Day

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7 Days until Christmas, here’s some amateur looking girl with the worst tattoos ever doing a slutty Christmas dance with her Walmart looking body….

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2020

18

Dec

Russians passing the torch and Other Videos of the Day

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Trader Joe Karen

Naked Panda Skating Down Highway

Nurse Passes Out in Televised Vaccine

Near Miss…

Out of Control on Three Wheeler

Burqua Women Stealing Jewellery in India

Near Miss

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2020

18

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The system is so fucking mental, it makes no sense.

How humans created this society is confusing, going from living on the farm, making your own food, selling your surplus, to be these fat consumers with debt and shit they don’t need, chasing some bullshit dream, or distracting themselves with porn and other things to fill the void of a fulfilled existence, only to kill themselves off whether intentionally from the disappointment that is life, because you’re never good enough, rich enough, successful enough to be actually happy…and you never have enough to be happy…but you have enough people to compare yourself to like the Kardashians and other influencers…chasing bullshit…or maybe you’ll just get fat as fuck and die of some disease that was expedited by stress, consumption, etc…all while giving the Government half your money….or more than half your money…

When you could have just stayed on the family farm making your own food, selling your surplus, you greedy fucks…

BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE STREAMING APPS, ONLY FANS, PORN SITES and ALL THE SHIT WE BOUGHT ONLINE SHOPPING TO BE LIKE A KARDASHIAN….

Crazy world…this Christmas Season / Always….

Ya’ll should get off your anti-depressants, get fit, learn hand to hand combat and revolt….instead of letting the MAN alienate and suppress you…distracting you with noise….it’s an empty life, but it probably doesn’t have to be….but staring at tits is just a great distraction…what I was I saying? I was looking at tits…

STEPLINKS in the MONRING…

Maria Sharapova is Engaged
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Vanderbilt University Kicker in a Bikini
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Hot Nude Ginger Model’s Who’s Carpet Matches the Drapes
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Bebe Rexha Slutty Bunny
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Tom Cruise is Dating Haley Atwell
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How Many Ways Can You Shuffle a Card Deck
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Quadruple Amputee Plays Call of Duty like a Boss
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George Cloony Talks Pranks He’s Pulled on other Celebs
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Rebecca Bagnol Nude in Black and White
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In Bed with Rebecca Black
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French Montana’s New House is Crazy
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Wrong Uber Passenger
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SLUTS!
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2020

17

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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So now, you can’t hook up in college with drunk girls while you are drunk….making dudes scared to fuck…is that why everyone is turning gay or into girls…if we eliminate girls from the equation we can go back to having fun…

Everyone’s so fucking serious and want to be part of a scandal or be a victim to pretend how powerful they are for overcoming it….

Which is boring…

I guess the same applies to Christmas parties – assuming they happen now…offices will never be great again….woke shit will kill our fun…

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Stilettos In Snow Fail…
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Salma Hayek is a Real Life Disney Princess!
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Katharine McPhee as a Trench Coat Flasher!
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Holly Sonders Does Tennis in a Very Skimpy Outfit for Her Website
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Dove Cameron In Lingerie!
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Madison Beer Selfies a Sports Bra!
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Jordyn Jones Shares Her Shopping Picks!
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Christen Harper in a Bikini in 55 Degree Weather
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Caroline Vreeland’s Public Display of Lingerie!
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Some Wins….
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Earthquake Proof Bed.
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Kirralee Morris Topless at a Photo Shoot!
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Bella Hadid Gets Creative!
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Chad Johnson Leaves a Huge Tip at a Restaurant
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Gal Gadot in Sleepwear!
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Car Gadget from the Past….
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A Doorman And His Honest Story Of A Guy Who Took Down 4 Bouncers!
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The Night Court Sequel you didn’t know you wanted
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Tristan Thompson and Khloe Kardashian Spotted Out in Boston
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Ryan Newman in a Bikini Top!
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The Amazing Sky Drop Waterslide At The Plopsaqua De Panne!
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Here’s How Jawbreakers Are Made!
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The Seinfeld “Soup Nazi” is making bank on Cameo
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Taken Out by a Dolphin!
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Jojo is Getting Festive!
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Jake Paul FaceTimed Dillon Danis’ Instagram Model Girlfriend Savannah Montano
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Mother’s Epic Reaction To Pregnancy!
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Truck Crashes Into Multiple Vehicles On The Highway!
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Britney Spears chops off her hair amid reports of trouble at home
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Squidware Face
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Anya Taylor-Joy Goes Braless for PR Photos!
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Johnny Manziel Signs a Deal With the Zappers of the Fan Controlled Football League
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Sydney Sweeney’s Sultry Selfies!
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Previously Unseen And Rare Footage From “Star Wars Episode V : The Empire Strikes Back”!
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Watch This Cool Skateboarding Bird!
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Looking Into How “Padoru Padoru” Became A Meme For The Holiday Season!
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Mini Cannon
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Victoria Justice Treats Herself in the Tub
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Set Instagram on Fire With a Throwback Look at Gigi Hadid
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Naked Girls at the Lake!
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Loud Bass!
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Hidden Message in Town Christmas Lights
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Josie Canseco Flashing At Beach!
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Jessica Alba and her Box
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Ester Exposito at a Film Festival
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Jamie Lee Curtis 1989 Throwback Tits
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Priyanka Chopra on Set Making Out with a Dude
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Dua Lipa in Tight Pants
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Rachel Stevens LIVES!
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Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Top
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Bella Hadid in NYC
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Girls Being Girls!!
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Strap On Time
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Lucy Aragon Leaked Nudes!
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Crazy Bitch Fighting with Kids!
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Grandma Loves Strippers….
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Hot Reddit Amateur!
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Sucking Her Own Tit
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Blonde Takes Off Clothes Slow
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Laura Muller Nude,…
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Finger Bang from Right Angle
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Milf!
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Underwater Fuck
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Bush Girl Rubbing Pussy!
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Naked in Public….
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Pee Fetish Video
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Hot Blonde Moisturizing….
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Wrecked Hole of the Day
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Worst Birthday / Chanukah Candle
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Alien Clit Sucker
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First Stripper Worst Stripper!
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Dildo Mess
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Pussy Pass Denied
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Fucking Door Dash…Literally
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Amateur Tight Body
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CUP in Ass
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18 year old french girl
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Fingers!
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2020

17

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Old Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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This is a “Guess How Old The Ass” is challenge, that I guess I gave away by saying who it is….but decided I hate games and we don’t do that kind of thing here…she’s 39 and you can tell by the way her ass is crying, but she’s skinny and that goes far enough for me, even if she’s never been more than average to me…even at her prime…but more 39 year olds should look like this as they melt…as women do..

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2020

17

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thong Thursday is the most wonderful day of the week……Holiday Season and every season….because the asshole unifies us as a species and in the woke, annoying, celebrate mental illness, genderless world…we need that unifier to know what to fuck…plus the younger ones are all about the asshole…since we all have assholes…

The thong is the gateway to the full asshole pic…for the shy ones I guess,…or the ones who want to charge you to see the full asshole….it’s the clothing item where you can remain clothed while showing your asshole…and that’s important..

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2020

17

Dec

Candice Cameron’s Daughter Natasha Bure in a Tight Dress of the Day

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The nice thing about girls raised Christian is that they usually rebel and become against the church because it’s never cool to be wholesome and moral like your mom….which in Natasha’s case may be challenging since DJ Tanner herself posts pics of her husband feeling up her titties like he’s Bob Saget on the set of Full House…you know with passion and enthusiasm….because being Christian in Hollywood, the place of no soul, chasing money and attention…the morally sound, modest being the hottest, sort of takes a back burner…just ask LeAnn Rimes and other wholesomes who turned slut..

So Natasha Bure, the hot Candice Cameron daughter is clearly posing at this angle in a dress to show off her booty shelf, you know so you know she’s got an ass and I like that kind of attention seeking especially in context of her being raised in the church by an outspoken Jesus freak family…just ask Uncle Kirk.

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