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2020

19

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Underboob of the Day

The hype around Jennifer Lopez could not be anymore misdirected. It’s all fucking bullshit, the 300 year old monster who shoved herself down our throats in the 90s because she was some sort of big asked latina, or is it LATINX, you fucking idiots….

But yeah, big assed latina, who, despite appreciating a big ass, even in the 90s when we were all more hung up on tits, still wasn’t as amazing as she thinks she is 30 fucking years later…she’s a scam, a marketing and brain washing scam….but she doesn’t know she’s a scam, or she figures she can keep this scam going because her fan base and the media are such dick riders, it’s like at 80 people will still be praising her rich as shit, plastic as fuck, face….

It doesn’t impress me that some bitch who has had 100s of millions of dollars thrown her way over the years looks good for her age….it’s a vapid and vain world…and bitch can afford to look good.

This celebrating of 50 year old moms as sex objects is so fucking crazy, obviously designed by women for women, because dudes aren’t into 50 year olds even if they are rich and hot for 50, they are still 50…and 25 year olds are substantially better….so our time as men is spent looking at that, not at this fucking culture vulture who pretends to be relatable and from the bronx, when you know she likely employs Cuban illegals at discounted rates to keep her multiple 50 million dollar homes gardened….you know there is such thing as hispanic privilege too….it’s just a matter of how rich the motherfucker got…

Anyway,, from her dumb music career, to her dumb acting career, to everything the over achiever has managed to pull off…..she’s been garbage and still is…so as you look at her being old and empowered for the old ladies out there with a dream that their life isn’t over….you don’t have to find it hot, even if you’ve jerked off to her over the years…when she wasn’t 50 fucking years old…

Go back some cookies or change your diaper you granny as menopausal slut.

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2020

19

Nov

Em Rat Cow Pregnancy Tit of the Day

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Rat Cow got cummed in and now her tits are bigger….

The already big tits that were so substantial they made bitch a millionaire off getting naked….the only fans girl selling her nudes before it was as linear or obvious…it was more of a subtle “I get naked for art” when it was never art….it was always just tactics to get naked to get hype, so she could turn that around and pretend she was all high brow, edgy, fashionable, look at all the people who follow her…and all the brand who paid her millions to promote their shit…a well executed scam that she managed to pull off…all while having a deformed belly button and a rat face…I mean titties are powerful..

Now she’s one of those narcissistic twats who gets knocked up and shoves it down everyone’s throat, just not mine, since I am banned from her Social Media, not that I use Social Media, but you get what I’m saying…and that is that she’s clearly a huge fan of the site…and why wouldn’t she be…I mean I’ve been calling her a RAT COW for a long time now…and I guess that’s not the most endearing thing to call some trash who gets naked on the internet and thinks it’s worth more than it actually is….I hate that scammy shit, not because I can’t pull off scams myself, but because I just want people to stop hyping up things that aren’t hype.

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2020

19

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Bra of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens, who has put her name back on the map by being slutty on the internet, which is nature’s way of putting your name back on the map, is out here in body chains you know, cuz she’s so sexual, collecting some deliveries outside her house for the stalking paparazzi she feels the need to show her sports bra to, because if you’re going to get pap coverage, instead of the pap smears you’ve been used to since fading away the last 5 years because High School Musical hype faded, you might as well make it count!

She is the early adapter to technology being used to take nude selfies, that shit went viral before it was a business plan taught in business schools around the country, not that anyone goes to Business School anymore, that just gets in the way of cashing in on the nudes….

So here she is making gathering deliveries hot, it’s covid, this is how we live now.

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2020

19

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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The Titty drop is a chance for busty girls, and I guess the occasional ambitious small tit girl, to gamify their flashing of their tits….rather than just flashing their tits, as that would be less fun, despite having the same impact. Plus, the group mentality of people, who need other people to follow the lead, because when broken down, people are really fucking followers….I’ve seen it, you’ve seen it…I remember when getting naked on the internet was seen as something for sluts, but EVERY other girl int he world, only for them to now celebrate getting naked on the internet, like they weren’t judgy cunts about it in yesteryear…

“It’s ok, because other people I know do it”….

I mean it took 20 years of INTERNET to get to this place, and it’s a good place, I mean I want to see everyone’s tits, they are JUST tits, and JUST tits are enough for me to at least try to jerk off….but also JUST tits are a way for me to stare at tits, the way I want to stare at tits, because when you do it in person, you get called a creep.

All this to say, TITTY DROP THURSDAY is great.

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2020

19

Nov

Florida Girl with Hot Tits Acting Nuts on Trumper and Other Videos of the Day

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Chinese Pile Up

Idiot Uses TIRE IRON as a PILON and Causes a Crazy Accident

Speed Bump Jump

Concrete Slap TAKES Out Car

Drunk VS Grocery Store

Modern Romance…Watch Til End

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2020

19

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The whole COVID lockdown thing doesn’t affect me in anyway because I am a hermit who doesn’t leave my hole, and really it hasn’t seemed to affect anyone else because the parks are still filled with people, I mean why should it affect anyone really, it’s got a 99.99% survival rate, you fucking pussies….but this whole Cancelling of Christmas is a serious attack on your freedoms…but then again, the people cancelling Christmas are just using COVID excuse because at our core we are all lazy fucks who don’t want to bother doing family traditions, it’s too much effort…

I know people are lazy asses, because I was staring at middle aged women jogging – their fat mom asses squeezed into leggings – feels more depressing than it should….you know since there are leggings…but the fact that they are middle aged moms with shitty old bodies takes out the fun…but it’s those people who are trying to cancel christmas cuz it bites into their sitting on their asses or gossiping with their other fat sloppy friends….forgetting what’s important…and that’s CHRISTMAS or THANKSGIVING…basically anything that requires any effort….cancelled…cuz we’re lazy fucks at our core…just look at some mom asses next time you see one…you’ll know what I mean.

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McKayla Maroney Looking Hot for the NBA Draft
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Zendaya Looking Hot in ESSENCE MAG!
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Viktoria Ly Shows You How It’s Done in Mykonos!
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Matthew McConaughey wont say no to being Texas governor
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Doberman Steals a Dorito
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Cuttlefish Changes Shape
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In Case You Missed it – Girl Rapes Herself by Accident….
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Pop Singer Austin Mahone Showed Up in the Comment Section of MMA Hottie Valerie Loureda’s Latest IG Post
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Wave Pool Fail
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Tires made into Shoes in India
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Instagram VS Reality – The Fitness Edition
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Idiot – Klay Thompson May Have Injured His Achilles Playing a Pickup Game in Los Angeles
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Spoiler Alert – Girls Using Spoiler on Some Super Car as a Table
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Sbort Bridge Fail…
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2020

18

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you’re looking for some pick up lines for your online dating, try this one…

“I want to shit on your chest and rub it in like a romance novel”

Girls LOVE Romance novels…You may not get all the girls but you’ll get the right girl….or one who is bat shit and that will keep you entertained…good luck..

I was talking to an old guy who told me that when he gets his free testosterone shots, this is Canada, his sex drive goes nuts and the last time he tried to rape the receptionist’s veggie wrap….because it looked good to him…

I know what you are thinking…the world needs more rape jokes! Better rape jokes than raping an welcome mat, but he is old and he was scared to say her raped the receptionist….people you know, uptight abotu rape…I think it is weird that “rape culture” exists in this era of everyone being porn addicted, sex obsessed, pervert….you’d think they’d all be down…but instead they are lame about it and cry rape…even rape fetishists need consent before the non consent….and actually talk about it before the rape goes down….I don’t understand violence and sex..or those kinds of things….but I know if you have a rape fetish, you’d probably want to drop that consent part…nothing makes sense….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Tennis Player Bernard Tomic is Banging His Smoking Hot Girlfriend on OnlyFans
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Kylie Jenner’s Wild Body in a Bikini!
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Jordyn Jones is Hot in a Bikini!
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Girl Accidentally Rapes herself…
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Vatican Investigating How the Pope Liked an IG Model’s Schoolgirl Outfit – AMAZING!
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A Wild Bikini Body
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Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa’s Racy New Video Promo
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Milana Vayntrub Hot Busty Round-Up
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Yo Ventura is HOT in Red Lingerie
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Karl-Anthony Towns’ Ex Kawa Andrade is Doing Incredible Things on Instagram
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Chloë Grace Moretz Talks About How She Was S*xualized At The Age Of 16!
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Chest Pillow Squeeze Test
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Jenna Dewan in a Tight Tank Top
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Two Girls Do a Socially Distanced Cover of “Barracuda”
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Weinstein’s Got COVID
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Confessions of an Asexual Woman!
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Bikini Girl Pole Fail
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Taylor Hill is a Country Girl in this Shoot
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Carrie Keagan is Holding her Bare Boob and it’s Huge
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Cancel Culture is Going After Gina Carano for Election Fraud and Anti-Mask Tweets
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How John Carpenter Won A Million Dollars On The Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Show!
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Champagne Chugger Fail
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Olivia Munn POKIES
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Hailee Steinfeld Turns Herself into a Hot Emoji
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Memories of the Exploding Whale of 1970
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OC Housewife’s Topless Painting Sells for 350k
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Salma Hayek’s Hot Lady Liberty Pic!
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Em Rata Puts her Bump on Display!
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Victoria’s Secret Model Gets Topless
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Kelly kelly has a Nip Slip
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Dude is used as Girl’s Chair
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Handless Photographer!
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The World of Reptile Tongues!
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People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive
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Babes and Bikes!
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Red Headed Model on the Red Rocks
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Nicole Scherzinger Bends Over in Leggings!
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Mom’s Fast Reflexes Saves Baby From Falling!
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Birds play 2 on 2 Basketball!
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Lily Collin in a Hot Fashion Shoot
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80-Year-Old Man Shoots At Two People Over Land Dispute!
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Terrible Christmas Thong Fail
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Hot Disney Fools You With Forced Perspectives…
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Sarah Michelle Gellar in Racy Mom Lingerie
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New Video Shows Eagles TE Dallas Goedert Getting in Man’s Face Before Being Sucker-Punched
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The Ship That Became An Island To Escape Japan In WW2!
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A Lot Going On Here!
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Why there is no German Street View in Germany!
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Ariana Grande’s New Song is VERY Racy / PERVY
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Celebs who Got Nude in 2020
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Dillon Brooks’ Baby Momma Exposes Him for Allegedly Buying Nudes on OnlyFans
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Pro Swallower
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Belly Button Sniffer!
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Neil deGrasse Tyson’s dance moves are out of this World
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Megan Fox on Machine Gun Kelly….
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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Brooke Shield’s Throwing Up Gang Signs
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Tight Dress Looking Hot
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Zendaya in Fishnets
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Alison Brie at a Premiere in Mask
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Malin Akerman Leggigns!
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Olivia Wilde Pumping Gas
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Ferrari
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Halsey in Period Panties
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Amelia Hamlin’s Bikini Pics
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Maya Hawke in NYC
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Olivia Munn Leaves the Gym
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Natalie Portman in Short Shorts in Australia
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Meg Thee Stallion in a Magazine
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Sweater Weather
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Huge Titty Flash
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Girl Sucks a Dick in Ikea
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Dildo Blowjobs are Weird
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25 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Just the Tip
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Guide to Thanksgiving
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Humping a Toy
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Level up the Butthole
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Double, Triple, Maybe Quadruple Stuffed
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Massive ASs Nude
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Creamy Dildo Fuck
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Nice Tits
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Lesbian Photoshoot
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Just Peeing her Pants
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Naked Drunk Girls
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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2020

18

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is having the year of her fucking life…I mean maybe landing High School musical was better, but at 30 the Disney star trained in manipulating minds as Disney does, has figured out how to make some noise on social media by producing her own account…and she did it by getting a little racier than she used to be….there was a divorce or something that inspired her to try to be the hottest bitch she can be…and not being a stranger to self shot nudes…she knew what to do….slutty fitness, slutty pool, slutty halloween….call yourself out to be relateable saying it’s a THIRST TRAP…and get a second fucking life because instagram followers is all that matters in this world of bullshit we are in…but it makes for a lot of sleazy contnet and we live for that or at least it’s a good distraction from our shitty lives…yeah I spoke for you, we’re the same loser looking at the same shit, we probably already saw on instagram already because instagram is life…just ask ZUCK the CUCK.

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2020

18

Nov

Courtney Stodden Naked of the Day

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I didn’t know that Courtney Stodden was doing an Only Fans type of program for her fans, because I assume she’s got some fans, at least enough for her to make it worth getting naked on the internet, but with clown tits like that, what the fuck else is she to do…not to mention she’s already had a series of shitty fucking sex tapes….might as well keep up the momentum in the ETSY of porn, you know the DO IT YOURSELF of porn, cut out the middle man and seduce these men directly with your ridiculous cosmetic surgery..

I know Courtney Stodden has always been bottom tier of celebrity, the celebrity she married when underage was bottom tier celebrity, so there was really no way but down…

I do appreciate her consistency, and I do like that she’s an Original Only Fans type girl, who had to get naked on camera before people were doing it themselves….a den mother old timer…

I also appreciate that she was the last of a dying breed of tabloid fodder women, you know the girls who snuck into the paparazzi stream of content despite not being famous, but just being where the paparazzi were and acting ridiculous….

I know they don’t have huge influencer level fan bases, if anything they are pretty sad, but Courtney Stodden still matters or at least her tits do, I mean she paid to make those things happen, they are horror movie quality tits, I’m waiting for them to explode and eat my soul or something….something ain’t right about them, but they sure are fucking perky, you could throw her in front of a freight train and they’d derail the fucking thing….brick wall titties…a super power no one should ever have…this is beyond chipping a tooth level of bolt on…this is so bolted on it looks like they were prepping for a Hurricane to hit….what the fuck am I looking at…

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2020

18

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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AS you may or may not know, I think pussy wedgie’s are one of life’s greatest gifts. With all the girls in tight pants, underwear, bikinis on social media, the pussy wedgie is more rampant than ever, and I want to be on the receiving end of all of that, make it a job or treat it as a hobby…if you love what you do, you don’t work a day in your life or some shit…

Maybe it’s a response to all the trannies out there raining on the parade of all these women, it’s like you’re not girl enough unless you’re not born a girl, at least not for the perverts into trannies, or the media constantly celebrating the trannies….I like to think it’s a protest, but people are all so lame and into hopping on the inclusivity activism, they are probably honored that these men are getting more hype as women than they are….backwards clown era or some shit….

It is probably just a product of creative ways to put your pussy on the internet, since tits and ass aren’t enough, but doing it in an obvious way is too obvious and not subtle enough…feeding it to your vagina, jacking it up inside you is the only way to be subtle in this era of everyone being an amazing amazing exhibitionist…

I do see a lot of Pussy Definition, which is basically Pussy Wedgies in real life too….from moms leaving spin class….to babes at the grocery stores….pussy is fucking everywhere….the new cleavage….and I’m into it…

So here’s some pussy wedgies!

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