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2020

20

Nov

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

Frog Butt’s are nothing new…girls have been posing like this forever, it’s just a way to show off the booty….

I am sure most people don’t know the name of the pose, but it’s a pose and it has a name….and from my observational deck, girls need names of poses in order to know they are a thing so that they can hop on the trend and get in on the frog butt fun…..

Most girls aren’t the most creative or daring, especially not now that internet nudes or porn or provocative lewd photos are mainstream…these are mainstream girls hoping in on a mainstream trend and they need guidance or rules….

They are trend followers, they are only getting naked because it’s cool or hip or trending..so even if they are capable of pushing the boundaries of what a nude is, they aren’t really pushing an envelopes or reinventing the wheel….or whatever thinking outside the box cliche you like best…..

We need to outline what they need to do for them…because we can’t all be leaders, the world needs followers and lucky for us followers are doing good things because so many girls post this shit on the regular…

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2020

20

Nov

Lockdown Critic and Doctor in Germany Gets Arrested – WTF and Other Videos of the Day

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When you see a lockdown critic get arrested for not respecting lockdown over a virus with a 99.999% survival rate…..you kinda start believing the conspiracy theories they try to play off as bullshit when in reality they are very real….FEMA CAMPS here we come…welcome to the New World…

Bear Jumps on Car…

REPO FAIL…

Dump Truck Fail

Boating Fail..

Self Parking Fail

Mayhem at the Salon

Booty Catfish….

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2020

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Friday is THIGH DAY….and here are the morning hangonver link at 1:30 pm, because. morning is a relative term when you are an unemployed degenerate…

Like when your wife calls you from the hospital after a girls weekend because she had an accident and had to get 10 stitches, only to find out the 10 stitches were closing a wound connecting her asshole to her egg hole because a weekend with the girls was actually a weekend with a dude who had an actual penis to bang her out….

Or not like that at all…

Just poking a straw in the asses of the world like the asses of the world were a capri sun…

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2020

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Do you wonder if you’ll ever meet people in person again. I mean as someone who hates people, I sure as fuck hope not, but there are people out there who genuinely like to socialize and converse with others. They even do these things like meet ups and get togethers and dinner parties where they casually talk about who the fuck cares, it is never important….

Or will we only meet people through prostitution, you know straight to the point, when our loneliness is killing us? I guess since everyone’s a sex worker now, meeting anyone would mean meeting through prostitution…a distraction from alone, even if alone is heavenly….

So…with this 99.9999 survival rate!! cancel christmas and with this 99.9999 survival rate!! create curfews for the people. and with this 99.9999 survival rate!! issue government subsidies only big box stores can take advantage of! Put mom and pop out of business because they aren’t essential business…even thought their corporate competitor is…..99.999% survival rate…but make shit up as you go along to see how big of suckers people are….or see how far you can push them….

Let’s just make it up as we go along, instead of being reasonable because COVID is the best excuse ever….people LOVE using COVID as reasons to not do basically everything….

Remember, they’ve wanted us to not leave our houses since they invented RADIO and TV, keep the people stuck to their brainwashing machines…

Keep Licking those Toilet Seats you weirdos…while you give up all your freedoms out of laziness you FEMA CAMP living fucker.

I’m not here crying about closed gyms, or bars, or restaurants….but it is pretty fucking crazy when the bulk of people who die from it are old as shit, and the young people who die of it aren’t strong enough to live from it…that’s how life fucking works…with cancer, with all kinds of things…people die….so why not let us have fun while getting there…

even though the most fun I have is alone….staring at the wall because alone is heavenly….and so are these stepLINKS…

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2020

19

Nov

Candice Swanepoel’s On the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is still looking amazing despite being too old to be a model, it is a different era where 30 year olds can still be fuckable if they maintain themselves right, which I am sure Candice Swanepoel is doing because she’s got the budget for it, but also because her whole existence is on being hot…so you better keep it up or die….

That’s not to say her multiple kids have kept her in perfect working order, I mean she is in a bikini and I can’t see how blown out that potentially made her….it’s to say that this is her best work yet.

She’s living in Miami….amongst other Victoria’s Secret models…she’s staging bikini paparazzi pics on the beach…as she should be…and I think the old hag puts a lot of these younger girls who have no business being models to fucking shame…the last of the old guard….when being a model not only meant having a vagina, but it also meant they were actually hot…and this is pretty hot….if you don’t factor in that she statistically has aids in being from South Africa…where she is also statistically a racist…a hot white rich woman who is potentially racist is still not as bad as a white man to these people because of vagina power so she will likely not be canceled for having slaves on her family farm pre-apartheid…I mean…is this an asshole behind thong?

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2020

19

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Assholes unite us as a people, or as a “one gender” people because coleectively all have an asshole. Whether you’re a man or a woman or a trans who identifies as some other bullshit because you crave attention or are just weird….we all have an asshole…and 2020 is the year of the asshole, because it’s the one thing this divided nation can come together on and discuss….because we can all get fucked up our asses bother figuratively and literally….so whether you liked to get fucked up the ass, or if you just let it happen forced upon you like how we are all collectively getting fucked up the asshole by COVID, the GOVERNMENT….we can all unite on the anus….

That may be why girls out there use any excuse to post their assholes, I mean it’s the year of the asshole, but I think it has more to do with the asshole being the coveted orifice, the sext is not complete without the anus in there, it’s the gateway to the soul or some shit….so tease the asshole, tease with the asshole, wear thongs to casually show the asshole in a subtle but obvious way…..but don’t film yourself getitng fucked up that ass, that’s a rookie mistake any porn chicks make…you need to build up the hype to the anal scene, those girls who do it the first day in porn are just shitting out money with each pre-shoot enema squirt…but showing the asshole, that’s how you build momentum….so here’s a bunch of assholes….behind thongs…that are still asshoels..

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2020

19

Nov

Miley Cyrus Blood Fetish Erotica of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is making her comeback, which we can assume is going to involve her shameless nudity that inspired a generation of people to get naked on the internet for feminism, attention, album sales, I don’t fucking care…just get naked…

She was a Disney Star and she had to break free from that identity to matter, otherwise the fans would have abandoned her cheesy Disney ass like she was Ashley Tisdale, because at a certain point it becomes embareassing to be a Hannah Montana Fan, I mean for you that happened when Hannah Montana started and you’d masturbate to it, can’t tell anyone that…but for girls who grew up on her, she had to do Disney brain washing technics to keep people on board and buying. There is a science to this shit and I love that people actually think Miley’s the creator of her empire, there is too much money involved and moving parts invloved for it to not be her signing onto it, rather than conceptualizing it, but for the sake of who gives the fuck, we can pretend Miley is some genius who can move mountains and make millions…rather than some Disney Created fodder who makes millions…

That’s not the point, the point is she’s gone the gore route for the gore fetishists, which I am not….I like horror movies as much as the average person…but I don’t want blood in anything I am watching for sexual purposes…

I think this is some Collab with DUA LIPA, because collaborating is another tactic people use for relevance….SHARE FOR SHARE…shit….and I guess it’s featuring her tongue, bra and who fucking knows what else…the video drops today, which doesn’t mean I am posting it, but I’ll post this preview hype that’s more gross than anything.

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2020

19

Nov

Chantel Jeffries Gets Naked of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is some mangled face, clearly overly inspired by the Kardashians, who managed to go viral on social media because of her hot body that she used to basically sex work her way through the ranks of important dudes….from Athletes to DJs to getting arrested Bieber, this trashcan of a woman, despite being a trashcan of a woman, has close to 5 million followers….and is repped by legit talent agencies because they just threw protocol out the window and said “we can’t decipher the difference between hooker, sugar baby and legit celebrity, but with that level of followers, they can spin it….plus she’s with celebs all time, she’s fucked DIPLO that must count for something….at least that’s what all the local bar stars around the world think….but you get what I’m saying, she’s trash, that’s what I am saying….instagram influencer, the modern day shitty pornstar…getting naked….the way she should always be, but I guess that plays against her fake influencer shit…CAA doesn’t approve…but I do…keep influencers naked…that’s the campaign I’m running over here.

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2020

19

Nov

Rowan Blanchard Hard Nipples of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some child star who has been sucked the fuck up but the fucked up generation she’s a part of….but even better at that the average fucked up girls who blame trauma and mental health because they’ve never actually faced adversity and are actually fucking boring idiots who need to cry “trauma” to seem interesting, which actually makes them more boring….while this one was sold by her parents to a shitty industry and the second she could run away from them….she took her money and fucked off to NYC to be some fake hipster, naked and edgy on social media, doing lesbian shit, since all girls eat pussy now, and the whole thing would be usually, basic, cliche, typical and even more annoying if she wasn’t skinny…but since she’s skinny and a fallen soldier from the entertainment industry…I am into it enough…I mean to hate on girls taking slutty selfies, hanging half naked with their girlfriends they masturabte, is nothing to hate on but her dude face is.

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2020

19

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are a fetish….because basically anything involving naked chicks is a turn on….since they are naked and the only way to see a tanline is if there’s some level of more naked than when out in the SUN getting that Vitamin D to fight COVID….or I guess when in the spray tan booth that isn’t just for strippers to get blotchy and discolored…but rather for every one, not just trash, trying to darken their skin like a bunch of fucking racists, who pay and actively seek out brown spray tans like they were Jimmy Fallon on an SNL skit being racist….only no one cancelled him because how could the irritating clown be a racist his “House” band is The Roots….and they black…

Anyway, tan lines…a great excuse for girls to show off their nakedness and for us half retard, thanks to the dumbing down of America, with porn and memes and social media and other nonsense….we creepy our way through it….

I don’t hate tanlines….not for the cancer risk of real tans, or the risk being called a racist by spraying yourself brown……..which is why I am posting these, but I do think

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