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2020

Oct

Margaret Qualley Fucked By Shia LaBeouf go the Day

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Margaret Qualley is trying to secure herself as a serious actor, so she’s hopped onto some short softcore porn where she gets fucked By Shia LaBeouf, it’s called LOVE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME ….and who the fuck cares….it’s really just an example of pretentious actors thinking their work is more important than it is…going down that “art fag” or “experimental film” exploration into erotica that is just too much of a backstory or attempt at high-concept to bait a young and eager celebrity daughter trying to be a celebrity of her own to get naked for “art”…while art is a fucking scam that doesn’t exist it’s just a variation of perversion…and a good way to bait girls into doing dumb shit…but she’s naked and you can see her Great Smokey Mountain pussy because she’s got depth…right….

The pussy shot:

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2020

Oct

Stella Hudgens Thirst Trap of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is the hot, busty sister to Vanessa Hudgens….and since I have a celebrity relative fetish, because celebrity relatives are hilarious, especially sisters since girls are catty and jealous of each other, always competing for the attention as women do, you know it eats the younger sister up knowing she’ll always be in the shadow…however, the shadow of a celebrity is actually a great place to be if you’re not into the fame, which clearly Hudgens is into the fame, I mean she posts slutty see through outfit selfies on social media for the public to see what she has to offer, to really push herself and the boundaries to really own who she is in life…the celebrity sister….but yeah, being the celebrity sister gives you access to the celebrity life, oftentimes homes the celebrity pays for that you can live in, pool parties everyday without EVER having to make a dollar of your own money, but instead just fucking chill…but when content like this is posted by the celebrity sister, I have no problem endorsing it, cuz she’s hot in that shadow she lives in.

NOW to go back to that SHADOW….Vanessa Hudgens has been on the hustle…with her Halloween Themed bullshit, so here she is, you know to keep Stella in her shadow feeling insecure about never living up to her more famous sister despite the tits…the elf ears terrify me, I see them on reddit amateurs and I’m like…why? You videogame generation fuck, I remember when sci/fi fantasy was for the losers not for all and it was a BETTER time for all involved except maybe those actually involved…that Sci/Fi fantasy group at the local college I’d loiter at for the pussy in the 90s was fucking stranger than the Gay and Lesbian club….which at the time was also fucking werid…

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2020

Oct

AnnaLynne McCord Hyperventilating in a Swimsuit of the Day

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AnnaLynne McCord is basically a nobody at this point, I mean she was on 90210 the New Class for a year or two, that show didn’t last even a fraction as long as Shannen Doherty’s breast cancer…her breast cancer a bigger hit than 90210 the New Class…but it allowed this trashcan escape whatever small town her and her sisters were likely the coveted sisters you’d fantasies about group sex with…you know sister fetishes..that inspired them to run to LA to live their best life…

Like other LA idiots, she’s doing the whole “trending” health and wellness things you see “influencers”, podcasters, celebs do….whether that’s Rick Rubin standing nude in his yard for 20 minutes a day, or Laird Hamilton and his celeb buddies doing saunas together, there’s a whole movement of assholes with too much money, like the guy married to the lady who created SPANX, trying to hack their bodies to be these machines….fasting, celery juice, High intensity training, eating FETUS, you probably know all about these health and wellness assholes…it’s trendy as fuck..

Anyway, one of those things is Wim Hoff, some cold water record holding, breathing exercise master that is an idol to these idiots….it’s supposed to extent your life, build immunity, even fix your anxiety and depression by making you hallucinate …it’s pretty cool stuff as a concept, but ruined by the idiots of social media, but here’s AnnaLynne McCord doing it and it’s hilarious…so watch.

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2020

Oct

Ashley Benson Pantless of the Day

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Ashley Benson is so sloppy and dull and even lame as shit….she has the ability to make a pantsless pic boring as shit…

This is a celebrity who was on a hit show at the time that instagram hit, meaning that she’s got a HUGE fan base on instagram because of that one acting job, and thanks to instagram accounting for the majority of money a lot of these celebrities make, the gift that keeps on giving….she probably will never have to act again….a one hit wonder the acting version not the music version….just a lottery strike…

So despite being a young star, a big titty start, who became a social media star without any real effort, she’s fucked women, she’s fucked men, she’s down to fuck…all things that you’d think were great…and she just sort of just fell into it all….yet she’s she has the ability to make a pantsless pic boring as shit…it’s weird…maybe it just needs more tit…maybe she needs to work on her personality…because this sucks.

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2020

Oct

Rowan Blanchard Selfie of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is some identity crisis child star who is finding her own way in the world now that she’s 18. Whether she’s a trainwreck disaster or not is not really for me to decide, since I’ve barely heard of this bitch and don’t care…plus everyone, even non child stars are identity crisis weirdos, they are just less public about it…but minds have been lost on all levels thanks to porn, social media…so it’s safe to assume someone thrown into celebrity in the same era’s going to be exponentially more fucked up…even if they have more money…

Anyway, she’s doing the whole instagram feminist, empowered, bi sexual lesbian, probably posts her pronoun bullshit in her bio and who probably doesn’t identify as a woman or a lesbian….and she wears stripper outfits that she takes the most high concept mirror selfie for, you know a double reflection using TWO mirrors…so artsy so edgy…so contrived but show that “no pantyline”….so inspired and innovative…you mainstream child star fuck.

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2020

Oct

Barbara Palvin Panties of the Day

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Barbara Palvin was a patsy used my Victoria’s Secret PR or Marketing team to offset the fact that married Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber after he performed at the VS fashion show one year…it was a big scandal that I was randomly in on from the first week thanks to my friend dating an Australian who grew up with Miranda Kerr’s agent…who let her know….so I was the one out there defending Palvin’s honor, since they spun the gossip to focus on Palvin, divert from Kerr, use Palvin as the bait and switch, when this bitch was just 18 from Hungary getting her first taste of the American dream…

Anyway, VS also basically dropped her when she got chubby, you can’t fuck with fat girls at VS, only to bring her back now that fat is “in”….so she’s their plus sized option, while hardly looking fat anymore…just hot…

So here she is rocking Catalog pics, my least favorite kind of pic, but she’s half naked…so it could be worse…since she’s hot.

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2020

Oct

Pia Mia Perez Bare Ass of the Day

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Pia Mia is in her variation of that annoying, unfunny, BORAT outfit that I assume he threw in as clickbait jokes for his fans in both of the movies, because Sasha Baron Cohen is smarter than most of his shitty ass jokes for the simpletons….

My pet peeve after the first Borat movie was all the losers that for at least 5 years would quote him…”Very Nice”….”WAWAWEEWA”…etc….I fucking hated it…and every loser at the bar would do it…for YEARS…you couldn’t avoid it…mainstream fucks and their sense of humors confuse me…

That said, I am all for people / comedians / trolls taking on a character, trying to provoke, doing crazy extreme things to get reactions out of people, even with a dumb storyline…freedom of speech, expression, etc….but I am amazed that Borat came back, with the same racism against Arabs, because I guess America systemically hate Arabs, it’s a conditioning…and if you ever get drunk in KEY WEST when some drunk military men hit the bars after getting back from being deployed….you’ll hear all kinds of craziness….I spend my nights watching the Sloppy Joes live feed…. CHECK IT OUT HERE – KEY WEST IS HILARIOUS …

Anyway, his parody or soft dig on Arabs where as a Jewish person he portrays them as donkey fucking, treating women like livestock, putting daughter in cages insanity that you’d think would get the new generation of inclusivity mad….I mean people cancel everyone for everything, even cafeterias for serving Indian food made by white people, but since he’s anti-trump or anti-redneck trump supporter….actively making them look dumb to speak to the “woke” culture’s actual beliefs about these people, it becomes a “you’re a racist anti-racist” when it’s confirms your beliefs. you fuck…

You know that every celebrity is loving, laughing, and celebrating the new Borat, I watched it and thought it was boring…but I am all for everyone hating on everything, each other, causing conflict, trolling, etc….I LOVE fucking with people….and I am even for entrapping idiots with hot chicks to see how they react…that flirty Bulgarian babe really got Giuliani good, but what the fuck is wrong with him for falling for that…in this era…is he fucking nuts…and how is he so horny being so old…humiliating….but what a fucking idiot…

Anyway, Pia Mia, doing the low level Only Fans, making money, barely getting naked because they all crave being sex workers instead of positive contributions to society….it’s a thong or g-string one piece that I guess is for her Only Fans because you haven’t made it as a broken child star from GUAM who came to mainland America with a dream and fulfilled that dream, only to end up a Video Vixen with fake tits and a fake face…like an Only Fans…trash…but ass…ass trash…

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2020

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties are what you’d probably refer to as granny Panties, but then again they are a little less granny than they used to be for the most part and are cut to show more booty and less “I gave up on life”….maybe they are called Hipster Panties…I’m not a cross dresser yet, so I’m not well versed in women’s underwear and if I do wear women’s underwear it’s only as a consequence of not having clean enough underwear due to anal seepage, and I’m forced to wear my wife’s old period stained disgusting panties from when she was small enough to wear underwear…before fully throwing in the towel….yet miraculously…still not dead.

This is not about me…this is about full back panties, the wear them when you have your period, or if you think THONGS are trashy and uncomfortable…do it for comfort and surprisingly they are still hot….at least to dudes like me who aren’t into making girls feel insecure about underwear choices when my whole objective is removing said underwear….because you know girls out there are too shy to wear full back panties on their first date…even though dudes will wear any type of panty at any level of cleanliness as their COVID mask if allowed.

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2020

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Voter Nipple Pasties of the Day

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As a non American, the whole “VOTE” thing has always been irritating to me. I don’t believe a democracy is ever a democracy, if anything it’s a democrazy where the government never gives a fuck about actually helping the people, but rather just into helping themselves…

So I’m a believe in the non-vote protest…not to mention your vote NEVER matters, despite the marketing hustle they push around the vote..

If the government gave a fuck about us, they wouldn’t tax us to keep their bullshit infrastructure afloat, they take up to 50 percent from people and that’s fucking mental, if you make 1,000,000 a year, and you have to give them 500k…that’s ROBBERY…and I will NEVER be able to understand how that was ever allowed…in a “let’s help the country”….by taxing EVERYTHING….

Anyway, as.a non American, the volatility of your country right now is ridiculous, at least on social media, as if either assholes are good options, they never are…and they will likely never get anything done to help you…so fuck em all..

But I guess these people, like low level nothing Ireland Baldwin, and I am sure a bunch of other people, are showing their empowered, broken titties with VOTE stickers on them, in some weird VOTE fetish porn, for people really into elections…with erections…

If Ireland Baldwin influences you into thinking anything besides “So that’s what tits look like when Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger baby making fluids come together”….you’re a fucking loser…

And if you’re compelled to show your network that you voted, like a proud moment in your life, like it matters, like it’s a big deal…you’re just some clickbait follower fuck trying to fit into the societal mold they’ve made for you….you follower fuck.

This kind of content is fine, cuz it allows us to spot the idiots using voting as an opportunity to show tit….while showing tit and we like tit…so dumb though.

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2020

Oct

Olivia Culpo’s Clickbaiting of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is a huge trashy scam people think is luxurious….and that’s ok, everything is a fucking scam out there, at least anything that works, that goes viral, that manipulates the minds of the people, it’s all strategic brainwashing….but Culpo’s been addicted to getting famous for a long time, she was in Pageants, she’s dated celebs, she’s tried to do various other things besides social media, but then social media became so lucrative that she just rolled with that….and for some reason the bitch from Rhode Island who should be a pile of Rhode Island obese trash is all “luxury” and “fashionable” because that’s her hustle…

That hustle has not only had her passed around the NFL like it was one of Tom Brady’s deflated balls, but also passed around the instagram marketing circles where she commands high rates for selfies…all while still being trash.

I don’t know why she appeals to women, but I do see what she appeals to men, doing that whole NFL WAG thing so the basic dudes into the NFL get excited about her tits, knowing athletes have cum on them….

Anyway, she’s winning at life being trashy and luxurious, traveling and sitting by the pool, private jets and other things that don’t require her to put the tarp down as rich men shit on her, because she’s made it too far in the scam….and here she is clickbaiting because that’s 90 percent of the scam…

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