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2020

26

Oct

Michelle Trachtenberg Cleavage of the Day

Michelle Trachtenberg once told me that she only got her period in her 20s thanks to being stage parented and under extreme stress her entire life….only to take on emotional eating to fill that child star void….but there was a time when BUFFY THE VAMPIRE fans were obsessed with the younger season as they would be thanks to being weirdo nerd perverts…so for those of you still out there, since you’re too pussy to kill yourself despite how pathetic your lie is, not that suicide is an option and I always recommend sitting back and watching the insanity unfold because it’s hilarious….your dream girl is still around but now with bigger titties…maybe not the biggest her titties have been in her fat years since she’s looking less fat…but still bigger than when she was a prepubescent at 20 tv star….

Enjoy.

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2020

26

Oct

Sophia Bush Barely Showing Cleavage of the Day

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Where the virgin loser nerds at? Because here’s some top notch masturbation fodder for you…it’s Sophia Bush who you know as the girl on One Tree Hill, which is a show I’ve never seen, but any website nerd I’ve known between 2003-2012 was a fan of…so I wrote it off as some virgin nerd shit…about two brothers on the basketball team and the girls they date according to my three seconds of reading the wiki page…high school dramas always an instant classic amongst the nerds who had no high school life because they were shunned and not rich yet….

Anyway, Sophia Bush was the masturbation fodder of that show, and at 38 years old she is still “delivering”…if you consider being in some bikini bottoms but no bikini top, just a button down shirt unbuttoned…what a clickbaiter…masturabtion fodder….I’m more about spread assholes and insertion…

I guess this is the SAFE cocktease like she knows how to do this kind of thing…maybe it’s the whole reason she even has a career as an actor…who knows…or cares!

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2020

26

Oct

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I don’t know how familiar you are with this site, but since the beginning of the site’s existence, I’ve been drawn to the weirdos of the internet doing weirdo things. Even before the site I was fucking around on forums, in weirdo communities, like Large Penis Support Group, which was a pretty gay site where dudes into big dicks would get dick pics out of dudes who struggled with big dicks, all under the guise of self-help….then I would sing Karoke on a voice chatroom called FIRETALK….fuck around with nerds on something called mIRC…I’m old timer and the one thing that’s inspired me all these years are the fucking weirdos finding each other where they’d otherwise be lonely losers in their own existence…but the internet opened the world up to them and their fetishes….

There was a time when the internet wasn’t mainstream, and the people producing content weren’t hot young girls dancing and pretending to be models…it was weirdos…and if it wasn’t for celebrities getting all the clicks, I would have devoted my life to that…a People of New York on weirdos…but instead I just called celebs sluts…

Since I am really uninterested in celebs, and since the internet is mainstream and all kinds of weirdos are uploading weird shit, I feel compelled to go back to my true passion of weirdos, to find them…

So when I thought I found my stride with “WET SPOT WEDNESDAY” a series of pics of girls posting their wet panties….I have now found a new What the Fuck….which is lactating tits….girls excited about their pregnancy – that they show off the milk filled tits…since they are proud of the nastiness…for lonely dudes into milky tits…and this is that….

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2020

26

Oct

Hot Half Naked Babe at the Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Monkey and the Titty Grab

ALcohol Burn Fail

Burger King’s Racist Rant

Obstacle Course Death

Who Put that tree There

Fireworks Fail

Waitress Left 750 Dollar Tip in VENMO Challenge – Doing Nice things for CLOUT…

Para Glider Fail

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2020

26

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s funny that when I started this site, I was an angry drunk in a time when everyone was more decent. They were watching porn secretly, they were respectful to each other, they’d fight on the internet anonymously, not under their own identity, and the whole world was a seemingly nicer place…where people lived outside of a computer, what happened on the computer was seen as a joke or not real…”it’s just the internet”…and what happened in real life is what we’d point and laugh at….

Now, I am an old, weathered apathetic drunk, who really can’t be bothered being angry at basically anything…maybe I’ve accepted my fate…maybe I’m just too lazy…or maybe with age comes wisdom and now I am wiser and realizing that stress, anger, etc is just waste of time, I’m just on the decline of life over here, chilling….while dying…it’s not going to ever get better, the best isn’t yet to come, it’s come and gone so ride it out….

While the rest of the world is all mad, outraged, perverted, mentally unstable, medicated, confused, misinformed but think they are informed, fighting on the internet as themselves, thinking they are some kind of martyr or hero or activist…with the overall internet life replacing their real life…talking to each other about memes and shit they see on the internet…no longer living an actual life….because internet is everything…and that shit’s pretty fucking weird….everyone else is the crazy ones…while I’m here after years of being called crazy…seemingly the only sane motherfucker….in a world of Crazy…

Here are some morning links…from a sane motherfucker…on the “net”….world wide webbing and shit…

Paige VanZant is NOT going to Join Only Fans
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Bella Hadid is Horse Girl
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Idiot of the Day
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Hot Model Rebecca Bangnol Naked in the Kitchen
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Monster Jump from a Monster Truck
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Genie Bouchard getting fucked in Nashville
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Death Dive Championships….
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Weather Man in Pink Monkey Suit Tries to Seduce Gorillas
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The Racist Cake that Cries when You Cut It…
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Grossest Lesbian Marriage Ever
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Filling Up a Room With Water to See What Happens
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This Offset Dude’s Such a Fucking Loser…
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The Wintergatan – an Instrument that Makes Music with 2000 Marbles…
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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2020

25

Oct

Shower Sundays of the Day

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Another weekend update, what the fuck’s going on here. It must be a pandemic or some bullshit…that’s what they want you to believe….

As it turns out Sundays are for showering….so here are girls who took the time to take a slutty selfie in the shower and post it online. So I celebrate that.

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2020

24

Oct

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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I don’t update the site on the weekends, I never have…but the internet doesn’t sleep and that means that girls uploading nudes doesn’t sleep…or log off…or not want weekend screen time when you don’t need it because writing this site for 16 years has shattered my cornea…

But this isn’t really an update, like I’m not here announcing Hilary Duff the pervert’s second kid with the new guy pregnancy…that shit doesn’t interest me…I am more interested in the randoms of the internet….

So here’s a new feature called Swimsuit Saturday where we upload pics of girls in swimsuits, whether they are selfies and they upload themselves or not is irrelevant, even if it’s preferred that it’s slutty girls uploading her own bikini pics..it’s just a random collection of girls in bathing suit on a saturday for why the fuck not….

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2020

24

Oct

Skinny Girl Saturday of the Day

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I don’t update the site on the weekends, I never have…but the internet doesn’t sleep and that means that girls uploading nudes doesn’t sleep…or log off…or not want weekend screen time when you don’t need it because writting this site for 16 years has shattered my cornea…

So here’s a new feature, skinny girl Saturday…a bunch of self proclaimed skinny girls uploading pics…and that’s the only inspiring shit on the internet right now…so check it out.

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2020

23

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Going into the weekend, remember the most important thing is that it is the weekend…remember dreams can come true, just look at me, I thought it would be funny for someone who knows nothing about celebrities, but is a pervert, to do a celebrity site…and 16 years later, has written at least 5-10 posts about celebs daily, including Christmas and all holidays, despite still not having any interest in celebrities…but now that someone who couldn’t be less interested in celebrity….is still uninterested in celebrities….only now I stay on top of what they are up to daily…more than any actual celebrity fan….and thats just the curse I put on myself and I’ll never know why…so dreams do come true….

This Borat revival is triggering me….I hate movie reference comedy…i think it’s the most basic mainstream thing for people to do…and it drives me nuts…I don’t need your jokes in conversation especially when they are movie jokes…and I’ve seen people bond on that shit, bros at the bar high fiving over some movie reference joke…it DRIVES me mad…just say your own nonsense, we don’t need movie jokes to ruin the fucking day…it’s a curse…

Speaaking of celebs….hating them….but being immersed and ruined by them…because my life became about celebs…Child stars like Miley and Demi Lovato are coming out saying they have been abducted by aliens or some shit…My theory is that the “saw aliens” was from being programmed by the predators….coming in with a little re-programming with “you never saw that, that never happened, must have been alines…some UFO shit…call the X-Files”…kind of thing.” So now, they are convinced they saw an alien…I guess they’ve never seen Mysterious Skin, the gay movie about fisting…

People are such idiots, which is why I’ve always wanted to run a cult. Finding suckers so desperate for acceptance, searching for community, selling their houses and donating all their money to the cause they think will fill their empty souls is probably pretty fucking easy….so many idiots out there doing what they are told….I just hate being around people….especially desperate idiots trying to find themselves, fill their void, through spirituality shit….but it’s a great time fo you to take advantage of idiots….so start selling online courses I always see ads for….”Just buy my course on starting a course to sell to people to start their own course about starting a course”…..clearly brains are out there waiting to be washed….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Instagram Model Sammy Draper Flashes Her Bra for the Eagles
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Celebs Gets in the Bras for a Cause
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Borat’s Hot Daughter – Revealed
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Upskirt Limbo Fail
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Former UConn Volleyball Player Iman McGary is Turning Heads on Instagram
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Demi Rose Big Booty on Vacation
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Ariana Grande Gets Retro
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Someone Took Halloween TOo Seriously
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Alicia Silverstone Nipple Pokies on Dog Walk!
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Olivia Munn in Leggings
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Sofia Jamora Thong Bikini Hotness
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The Rudy Giuliani Borat Scene is Just Crazy
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Ireland Baldwin Pushing the Vote Topless
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Lily James in Rebecca Remake
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Failed Truck Driver!
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The Dairy Industry is a LIE
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Huge Arcs Emanate from High Voltage
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Tim Burton’s Doing New Addams Family Show
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Thief Gets Shocked from a Fence
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Tricia Helfer Nude at a Beach
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Hunter King Big Tits on the Peloton
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Cobra Kai Peyton List’s Got her Nips Out
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Learn How to Drive a Tank
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Cute Litter of Pugs because Pugs are Amazing
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Hot Girl Does Skimpy Swimsuit Spin
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Christina Aguilera’s Celebrates 18 Year Anniversary of Stripped being Hot
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Duncan Robinson’s Hot Girlfriend is Trump Supporter
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Lexee Smith’s Bikini Try On
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Beard Model Shaves Beard
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6 Defense Tactics Women Use to Avoid Creepy Huggers
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Blake Lively Draws on Shoes on her Selfie
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2 Girls in Lingerie GIF
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Selena Gomez has VOTED
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Zach Randolph’s Wife Files for Divorce a Month After His “I Married a Hoe” Tweet
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Sea Turtles Covered with Barnacles
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Australian Ravens Remove Ticks
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Nicola Peltz and David Bekham Jr Postpone Wedding
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Hot GIrl is a Sheer Bra Falsher!
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Miley Cyrus Announces New Album
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Larsa Pippen in Purple Lingerie, Joe Buck and Troy Aikman Were Setup and Noah Cyrus Wore a Sheer Bodysuit
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Hot Model Margo is Posing Nude with Honey
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Truck Performs a MONN WALK
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In Russia we Mind Our Business
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Bellator Hottie Valerie Loureda is Being Linked to Dolphins Rookie Noah Igbinoghene
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Top 5 Skingoria Scenes!
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When You Gotta Go – Woman Peeing at the Grocery Store
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Amber Rose says Kanye’s Been Bullying her for a Decade
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Borat defends Rudy Giuliani, but Sacha Baron Cohen does not
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Skinny Adele Does SNL – SNL Still Sucks
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Crazy Ping Pong Play
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Get Some Stylish Underwear!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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Rose Byrne on the Beach in a Bikini
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Malin Akerman – Street Walking
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Delta Goodrem Cleavage in Maxim
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Dakota Johnson on Set in Greece
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Irina Shayk in Leather Shorts
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Red Coat
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Ireland Baldwin Titties in a Tight Top
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Sofia Richie in Leggings
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Kaia Gerber’s Ass in Leggings
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Marion Cotillard in a Magazine
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Celebs Getting Nude in Movies
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Hot Dancing with the Stars Bitch
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Hayley Atwell in Venice
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From stepSMUT!!

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Be Sure to Read these Books
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Miesha Tate – Leaked Nudes
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The Future of Fucking
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Under Towel Titty Surprise
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Pussy Flashing
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Girl with Towel on her Head DILDOS….
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Hot Reddit Amateur Got Naked
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Public Masturbation
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Anal Collapse
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Pussy Passes Denied
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On/Off Strip Down
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Amateurs at the Beach
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The Hulk of Dildos
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Sybil is Sitting Naked
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Big Tits doing Porn
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Pumpkin Gangbang
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14 People having a Shitty Day
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Big Ass Things
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Big Tits Exposed at the Store
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Ally Cooper – MILF
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Creamy!
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Oiled Big Tits Riding…
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Legal in Mexico
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Drunk After a Bad Date
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Goth Model in Fishnets
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Teacher Role play
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Dildo in the Shower
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The Swedish Bike Ride
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New Generation Mirror Selfie….
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Social Distancing Fail…
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Fighting Fridays
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Check Out this Shower Plug…
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Big Booty Makes her Porn Debut
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The Week in Protestors Being Destroyed
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2020

23

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Every week, I do a round-up of girls who have contributed to the internet in the best possible way over the last 6-7 days, by posting up pics of themselves dressed then undressed all in efforts to show off whether clothing makes them look better or not, it’s a good cause that I am sure has nothing to do with just finding an excuse or angle to post nudes so it seems more communal, for a cause or challenge, rather than just getting naked, but you know if girls are posting nude pics, they’re into getting naked, for the sake of getting naked…and I dig it.

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