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2020

26

Oct

Em Rat Cow is Pregnant of the Day

Will it be a rat or will it be a cow? The lamest reveal to hit the internet today.

Emily Ratajkowski is the lamest self promoter and self googler around, but for whatever reason the industry has accepted her as a “voice”, not a very important voice, but they give her attention despite really just being a set of tits that got naked in a viral music video and that was able to polarize that in the weakest way to amass a giant following…forcing people live VOGUE to suck her dick as part of their instagram strategy because they want followers too you know…

In this video, she reveals her pregnancy with the rich kid who looks like “MASK”…. assuming her rich husband is the baby daddy, I guess that depends on what she’s casting for. So it is probably not with one of the photographers she used to suck up to for content before she was trending….only to turn around and act like they are predators when everyone is just using everyone out here…it was a good angle to claim empowerment despite getting naked never being empowering, people really ran with her story and made her a titty model hero to other itty models….because if you get famous for clickbait nudes, you gotta spend your life trying to make those clickbait low hanging fruit way to get eyeballs looking your way seem higher concept….it’s the porno model, people aren’t on this site to read what I say, they are here for the tits…as every Rat Cow fan is there for the tits…but they pretend they aren’t to feel better about their existence…

In keeping with the MILK FILLED TIT MONDAY post I made about the disgustingness of pregnancy and milk filled tits, she’s just announced her lame pregnancy in a lame way, directed by Lena Dunham with some spoken word that is poorly executed like a college film class and not a very good one…more a weekend film seminar for seniors…but it’s an attempt at depth that is so off the mark…but may have some authenticity because she’s so hyped on herself, that she thinks reproduction is her gift to society, some narcissism, even if having kids in this era is some selfish shit.

I am not a fan of Em Rata, her hustle, even her nudes suck…if anything her bottom feeding offends me because it worked and I prefer titty models to keep on track titty modelling, not being fake internet fashion icons who partner up with VOGUE to release pregnancy smut….direced by LENA DUNHAM some other idiot who believes her own hype…it’s like two ugly chicks talking about how great they are because they don’t know they are ugly…because the world hasn’t allowed them to come to that conclusion when clearly it’s obvious…because beauty is more than just a set of tits or a photo…it digs deeper into your soul and clearly there’s no soul here.

All this to say bitch got cummed in during QUarantine like it was a Ben Affleck / David Fincher casting for GONE GIRL…

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Posted in:Em Rat Cow

2020

26

Oct

Sydney Sweeney Titty Rub Down of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the hottest thing in Hollywood according to me and she’s not really even that hot, but I tend to think most actresses are average at best…and this one is better than the others on the up and up because she wasn’t just plucked from social media….she was created by her agent and managers like old times.

If you want to get petty, she’s got a bit of a dopey face and I’ve seen her in a few of her acting jobs where she sounded like she had a mouth full of marbles, but maybe that was just her massive teeth….and she wasn’t that impressive of an actor…..but that don’t even matter because have you seen them tits..

That’s all the hidden talent a bitch needs, since she kept her tits hidden until the right reveal, but not so hidden anymore thanks to Euphoria…..where she busted them out… where everyone finally accepted her as a celebrity because it finally put her on the map…all it took was huge tits…imagine that…

She’s gone onto do lingerie work for Rihanna…., she finally existed because her tits are fucking huge and that’s enough reason to exist in this era of everyone is a pervert and really all eras since we’re a species drawn to big fucking tits….

This is the behind the scenes of some photoshoot where she gets her chest rubbed down, and that could be hot to some of you….since her tits are almost life changing large…because they are the only reason she really exists…someone saw the big naturals and was like “I’m gonna make a celebrity out of these”…it’s a prime example of HOST BODY for tits, only it’s worked out great for her and that’s all that matters. I’m a fan.

Here she is being a banana

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2020

26

Oct

Elsa Hosk Pregnancy Tits of the Day

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Earlier today, I did a horrible new feature, because as I’ve been told numerous times, I am my own worst enemy and that I am into self destructing, which is true….the highlight of my blogging career was seeing twitter followers do a mass exodus when live blogging Michael Jackson’s funeral…it was a long time ago, but I’ve been doing this a long time…and that was my peak…

Anyway, that new feature is MILK FILLED TITTIES where women take pics of their lactating / milk filled / pregnancy or post pregnancy boobs for the weirdos who get off to milk filled tits, in what I assume is an attempt to feel hot or sexual after their husband or baby daddy runs from their pregnancy as pregnancy is fucking gross…THERE IS A PARASITE INSIDE YOU BITCH….

Anyway, Elsa Hosk is pregnant, she released some lame ass pregnancy pics she shot with her high end fashion photographers, because she doesn’t rely on the mall photographer who does Boudoir shots for her instagram feed like all the middle of the road parents you’ve seen and probably know with their own lame ass pregnant photos….you know topless mom and topless dad under the apple treee or some shit hugging…get the fuck out of here you SIMP fuck for being so WHIPPED that there’s photographic evidence of your balls after they were removed…

ANYWAY…I don’t know how current these HOSK pics are since you can’t see her child leaching off her body before it eventually destroys her fucking body…but she’s one of the hottest models around so less visible baby the better…

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2020

26

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Support the front line workers on their Only Fans even though they get naked for free to promote their Only Fans because they are riding the hype of being seen as heroes, heroes on the front lines of COVID flu….risking their lives despite 99.99% survival rate…I think under 20 health care workers have died of COVID despite being arm deep in it…but yes…let’s shut down the world….heroes…who when on the front lines take the time to take nude selfies cuz they get off on people getting off to them I guess..or maybe all women want to be sex workers….who knows…but they have these good jobs they trained for, jobs that come with pensions….no reason to run a sideline nude business…unless their dreams of seducing a doctor has failed them and they’re left to fend for themselves…who knows…

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Posted in:NURSES

2020

26

Oct

Bella Thorne Nipple of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s tits get faker and faker by the day, which makes sense since everything about this bitch is some contrived bullshit barely cool, always lame mess….that looks like it smells like old farts she’s forced into her piss soaked mattress due too one too many burritos and I guess one too many nights getting pissed on, or pissing on, lame ass youtubers who are just so excited to be in the presence of some trending Disney kid….

Lame ass Bella Thorne is still doing her whole “Only Fans’ marketing campaign, in part because she makes millions doing it, but also because it allows her to pretend to be edgy, or sexual, in an era where everyone is edgy and sexual…they’ve all grown up masturbating to hardcore porn from a young age, they get it…and don’t need some loud mouth celebrity clown to try to make online sex, nudity, sex work, whoring about herself…

The fact that the industry accepts her as this visionary because the industry is filled with old out of touch idiots who just see followers and money and realize if they don’t partner up with her, someone else will, and that someone else will make all kinds of money because Bella Thorne’s fans fucking listen to her like she’s their messiah, which is a terrifying thought if you have hope for the future, which I don’t, so it’s actually good news…because you want celebrities to influence their idiot followers into being whores…it makes for more jerk off material…

I don’t find Bella Thorne hot, or to have any substance or sex appeal, she’s basically representative of all things wrong with society….clickbait, a meme, garbage manufactured fake as fuck shit….not to mention her “sex work” she’s getting paid for is not even her fucking, inserting or showing her nasty shit smeared skid mark of an asshole….it’s just the most basic Disney level of bullshit…but it helps her perpetuate her lie and it’s working for her….thanks to society sucking at its core.

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Posted in:Bella Thorne

2020

26

Oct

Jojo Pussy Tattoo of the Day

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Jojo, who recently did some perverted show on ELLEN TUBE about sex health with Sarah Hyland, some sex therapist and other idiots talking sex…

On the show, Jojo disclosed losing her virginity at 14….probably to some executive, she was a child star, said things like not needing penetration or a vibrator….where she can stimulate herself clitorally…because this is the era of oversharing and for whatever reason I don’t find any of that information hot in the public forum…I actually hate hearing about it…but it’s normalized, sex positivity is a thing, let’s all overshare…for whatever fucking reason you probably all jerked off to it already…

Jojo, is also a recently recruited lingerie model for Rihanna, and she’s loving being jerked off to, because like most people, she’s a fucking pervert…but unlike most people…she’s a celebrity and thus her perversion is weirder thanks to lots of downtime….

So she’s all about being this sexual being, I am all about staring, because prior to this lingerie campaign, I just saw Jojo as some lame ass sloppy bitch who is trying to reclaim her celebrity off nostalgia…but apparently she’s just an overly horny pig of a girl and in an era of everything being porn…that’s pretty expected, mainstream, but still weird….

I guess I prefer learning girl’s sexually interests in a ONE ON ONE way, rather than on some podcast they are doing for attention….to show the world that they are into fucking like basically everyone else in the world…

Here she is being fit

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Posted in:Jojo Levesque

2020

26

Oct

Amber Rose Nude of the Day

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Amber Rose has been doing a bit of a media tour after launching her only fans to cash the fuck in as hard as she can off being Amber Rose, despite the money she’s banked from having Rapper babies a few times, and maybe from her stripper money that she keeps in her sock drawer as strippers forever remain strippers….but that’s ok, we all gotta do what we gotta do to get by….and the fact that this stripper is tapping into her stripping roots despite living the actual stripper dream like Cardi B…by getting naked for perverts on the internet for money…

In her doing media around the only fans, she’s claimed to have been raped by one of her famous exes, she’s also said Kanye was on her back for years, as you’d expect someone who pulled the stripper out of the strip club to legitimize her would be with what I’m sure he considered his property…and it’s all boring.

What isn’t boring is that she actually GETS naked on her feed, unlike other bitches like Bella Thorne, so she at least gives the fans what they want…and I’m all for that…

I make fun of dudes who subscribe to only fans, the biggest cash grab for sluts on the internet, and I do think it’s pathetic of them to chase those nudes, especially when the girls hustling them aren’t getting nude…

So seeing some actual tit on the nude content being sold, is a step in the right direction…so if you’re going to sign up to any Only Fans, choose the girls who aren’t fully scamming you, even if it’s all a fucking scam.

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Posted in:Amber Rose

2020

26

Oct

Inka Williams Nipple of the Day

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In things that don’t make sense to me, I have got hate mail for posting this instagram sensation Inka Williams, who is basically Bali born and raised, I mean via Australia…but she did go to school in Bali and thus an official Bali instagram model getting naked in tropical settings, rather than the Russian and Australian and I guess American imports who use the shit out of Bali for their instagram model content they make far too much money with…..they’re all biting her culture…those racists…

Anyway, in things that don’t make sense, I’ve been told that Inka Williams looks like a boy, because I guess Americans are officially conditioned to like fat chicks, while I still like a tanned skinny beauty in her docs…rocking some smell tits and a hot face…

She’s a 21 year old hot chick doing the instagram model thing….naked…with her tits out…in nothing but a pair of hipster boots…I mean for that to offend you or gross you out enough to come after me for reposting it just affirms my opinion that only closet case faggots read this site…

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Posted in:Inka Williams

2020

26

Oct

Julianne Hough Hard Nipples of the Day

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Julianne Hough must be getting pretty old by now…but that’s not stopping the recently divorced Mormon weirdo who you know is a sexual deviant in part from being raised Mormon, which I think ended with her and her brother having sex while away from the family doing their MORMON dance training…only to end up in LA where everyone’s a degenerate pervert…where her and her brother did the whole Dancing with the Stars thing which put them on the map….which I guess is better than doing incest sex shows on stage in the basement of rich Hollywood exec sex dungeons that you know likely exist…but her fame is always bitter sweet, because I think a professional dancer should always end up a stripper, not some famous rich actor, dancer, whatever HOUGH is….besides being the Heathen who left her Mormon Church to slip of out Mormon panties / pantaloons/ to wear fitness gear her nipples are trying to shred apart…

I also remmeber that she’s dated Ryan Seacrest and I’ve met a few girls who have had sex with Ryan Seacrest and they’ve told me he’s a deviant that I am sure she was just as deviant with….so you can think of that anal sex party while looking at the sports bra nips.

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Posted in:Julianne Hough

2020

26

Oct

Elizabeth Banks Bra of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks may have struck gold with the Pitch Perfect franchise she created, produced and directed….I assume based on watching GLEE figuring “I can find another ugly actress to head the Glee club that people like, maybe Anna Kendrick, she’ll play the Lea Michelle part”…in what turned out to be a huge money maker that paved the way for the industry to like her, take her seriously, give her more money for more projects that she was involved in, let her direct things like the Charlie Angels the new generation no one asked for and other dog shit, all while sitting on her pile of Hollywood money thanks to that Pitch Perfect franchise…because the money of Hollywood like things that make money and clearly Liz Banks made money.

I’m not saying she doesn’t need to praise of the execs on her dick, I am not even saying Pitch Perfect didn’t deserve to make 100s of millions of dollars, the world has a lot of losers with no taste, vision, standards who need to be entertained…I am just saying that she doesn’t need to be putting out bikini selfies at 50 years old for her weirdo fans that would be into seeing her in a bikini top….I mean just take your money and chill woman…the bikini selfie is overkill…we get it…you exist….now fuck off.

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