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Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day

2020

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Handbra of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is naked and still looking amazing. I don’t know what the photoshoot is from, or what it is for, but I do know that the soon to be 32 year old, feels like an old, hot friend, because she’s been around for a long fucking time….and despite being 30, which is typically the age models used to kill themselves, only thanks to botox, photoshop, social media keeping them around longer than they should be kept around…she still looks good…at least in pictures…because in person could be a totally different situation.

It’s nice to see the mom of two is still getting naked, still has a tight body despite the kids, which may not apply to her actual pussy, but with a microdick in hand, you know that no pussy is ever tight for you, so a bunch of kids wouldn’t even make a different for you, assuming you’d have a show with her…and you may one day, I mean hope for some bad investments, some weight gain, maybe a drug addiction…because a down on her luck, hit rock bottom Swanepoel will still be to luxurious, snobby, and hot for you…but you’re allowed to dream…we all are…don’t let the reality that you will never fuck Swanepoel get in the way of you wanting to fuck Swanepeol, her not ever wanting you to fuck her is probably a decent percentage of the hotness of Candice…along with the fact that she’s hot….obviously.

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2020

Oct

Camila Cabello Cleavage of the Day

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I have never found Camila Cabello hot, she looks like a midget Amy Winehouse impersonator that was born a man, but even that’s hotter than what she actually is.

This is not an Anti Cuban American thing and has nothing to do with the fact that she floated over to American on a raft where she may or may not have been known as Elian Gonzalez at the time.before having to change his identity before being deported….

Camila Cabello is popular, but obviously a pawn in the music industry to push that Cuban vibes to a Cuban audience, like they did with J.Lo for the Puerto Ricans…it’s a lucrative market….and whether she’s popular or not, paying radio stations to play her songs, buying millions of copies of her songs from call centers in the Philippines to jack up her stats….but that doesn’t mean she’s hot…it means she’s over hyped.

Built like a lunch lady, despite being rich enough to look better, with her tits out to distract from that face and neck, carrying a fancy camera in what is the worst sponsored post ever – Sony….that maybe she’ll use to film some porn like all the other girls are doing, I mean why would anyone want an SLR camera, for her youtube content creation and other annoying shit, or butthole shots…only time will tell..

So here she is with her tits out to distract from her 40 year old looking face…

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2020

Oct

Faith Schroder Hip Bones of the Day

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Faith Schroder is down in Turks and Caicos because apparently being Ricky Schroder’s daughter means she still gets to live that rich and luxurious life, even though to an outsider you’d assume that being Ricky Schroder’s daughter would mean you’d have to use that last name as an angle to get 50 year old dudes who find it a novelty that she’s Ricky Schroder’s daughter when they sugar baby her, you know it makes paying the rent for the fucks seem more worth it, a better story at the very least.

As it turns out, Faith Schroder has a pretty fucking amazing body, whether it’s natural or the Malibu Kardashian mix of plastic surgery, photoshop and filters, doesn’t really make a fucking difference because we aren’t in Turks and Caicos creeping from the mangrove on her tanning and posing…so we just get whatever it is she’s selling..

The truth is when your link to hollywood is Ricky Schroder, you need to put in extra work to use that access to your benefit…because it’s one of those situations where the name is VERY famous, but the man behind the name really isn’t….forcing her to fend for herself amongst the other slutty rich kids she was raised with….monetizing that instagram the way nature intended…unfortunately, that extra work is not her spreading her butthole for subscribers that steal the pic and repost it for us for free…but it may get there one day.

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2020

Oct

Christa B Allen Twerk of the Day

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I am bringing all the A Lister top notch celebs to the site today. I just finished writing about Caitlin Stasey, who like Christa B Allen, is a no name, barely an actor, but has acted, girl on instagram who does nude, half nude content and really doesn’t get all that far ahead…but at least they are trying the “Maitland Ward” way, because before Maitland Ward jumped into porn, she was just being low level bottom feeding trash on social media riding the hype Boy Meets World was getting in the media at the time, only to eventually make 50k a month on Patreon, which was huge at the time, since the A-Lists like Bella Thorne weren’t up on that business model, only now she’s out here getting BLACKED, just torn or TORED up by big black cock….

That said, I Christa B Allen’s biggest job was on ABC’s Revenge, which i guess was a show, but her lasting legacy will be her slutty, trying to be high brow, clickbait smut for clicks of social media…I mean maybe she’ll get a legit credit on her IMDB again, besides things like “Javi’s 2nd Girl”…her last credit….pretty depressing…stuff, but relevance doesn’t just happen…it takes having something people are interested in, and just getting cast in a few things for whatever reason isn’t a guarantee, sometimes the stars don’t align and you have to resort to porn.

So her’s her jacked up face twerking….with those jacked up muppet lips..living the instagram dream.

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2020

Oct

Caitlin Stasey Nude of the Day

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Caitlin Stasey who I don’t think anyone has ever actually heard of, but who is apparently 30 year old actress from Australia who like every other Australian, it’s their version of the Israeli Defense force, some mandatory commitment when an Australian turns 18, has been on Neighbors.

I guess that gave her the credibility to move to America to live that American dream where she’s been in movies and an ABC2, not ABC1 show called “Please Like Me”….pretty bootleg shit…

Since the acting thing has basically dried up and been non existent for her, she’s taken to getting naked on the internet as girls do for attention…I have no idea what this medical procedure is with her toplessness….

She’s an immigrant trying to brainwash her pervert fans to vote by declaring no more nudes, or tit pics, but the one thing I’ll say is that at least she’s not trying to manipulate the vote by telling people who to vote for.

She identifies as a lesbaian but is married to a dude, maybe a Green Card marriage, or she’s just a full of shit 30 year old who thinks we care what you identify as…I didn’t check her social media but she may have her pronouns posted, as these idiots do.

What an asshole, with her empty threats of no more nudes, when the nudes is all she’s got or all she gets noticed for, sure bitch…like you’ll ever stop the nudes you crave the likes too hard. Can’t fool me!

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2020

Oct

Kendall Jenner Braless Selfies of the Day

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There’s been a long running rumor that Kendall Jenner is a lesbian, who has some lesbian girlfriend in NYC, but for whatever reason she hasn’t come out of the closet, but instead pretends to be straight, hanging out with athletes, not because she is fucking them, but because she’s bro-ing down with them, many a lesbian before her, from school gym teachers to knitting club organizers, to construction working blue collar, welding, mechanic, plumbers, bike courier, you know any flannel and steel toe boot wearing, beer drinking, Ani DiFranco listening, pussy eating, cat loving, apple picking dykes…..have all been into sports on a level where they’d love to hang with the athletes even if it meant pretending to fuck them when knowing you’re into the pussy.

I have a hard time believing Kendall is a lesbian, only because I’d assume she’d run with it like she was Stella Maxwell, the lesbian model who fucks A-Listers and other models, like some kind of pervert molested by a sheep in her native New Zealand…..because being white and straight is not marketable….while being lesbian is….

She is from the shitty terrorist organization called the Kardashians who with their team of digital marketing experts have been able to basically manipulate the generation to buy whatever they are selling, her dad cut his own dick off for hype, so being a lesbian would just add to their narrative, but maybe, just maybe some things about them are sacred, maybe their online and public profiles are one thing, but there’s depth to their true selves behind all the nonsense hype….but I doubt it…because even these shitty selfies are as shameless, contrived, calculated and bullshit as the entire family’s plastic surgery….and the fact they got this far is fucking crazy to me…but then again I am the only person on the internet with a website for the last 16 years who isn’t a millionaire, so clearly, I’m an idiot.

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber Braless

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2020

Oct

TANLINE THURSDAY OF THE DAY

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It may be freezing as fuck here in Canada, but if I have learned anything in life, it is that the weather can’t suppress the whores, they will always find a way….if you went to nightclubs in the middle of winter even 20 years ago when slutty was less slutty, there’d be all the girls in their short skirts and heels because they won’t let the cold rain on their slut parade…

So I am sure we will have tanline thursday throughout the winter, whether from girls in hot places, girls traveling to hot places with that COVID discount prices, I saw some dude got to Maldives or some other Influencer destination for like 1000 dollars….these travel spots are desperate and when you stop fearing some dumb virus…maybe you’ll take advantage, while slutty chicks already are, because they can’t not continue being sluts, their livlihood and clout rely on it, plus they don’t fear virus, I mean they fuck all kinds of dirty rich dick raw for rent..

Point being, even in cold areas there are tanlines thanks to spray tans…so tan line fetishists can rejoice…while looking at this week’s tanline round up filled with a variety of girls for all tastes showing tanlines…

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2020

Oct

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

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Another weekend update, what the fuck’s going on here. It must be a pandemic or some bullshit…

This time it’s chubby girls for the chubby chasers since 99 percent of the women who talk to you or fuck you or that you want to fuck because you’re lonely and love is all you crave are chubby…

I am all for unrealistic body expectations in the media, these ladies are not…

But since they aren’t celebrities, I am all for them feeling “empowered” to show that even if you like to eat and not exercise or have hormonal issues…you can still post nudes online and some of these aren’t that bad.

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2020

Oct

Old Man Gets it on with Mannequin and Other Videos of the Day

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Cat Walk Fail

Truck Windshield Gets Hit

Checking Temperatur in Italy Schools Done by Creepy Janitor

Chinese Man Doesn’t Understand “PAY BY PHONE” so he Pays with his Phone

Scooter Master

Using a Plastic Bag as a Jerry Can

Center piece at Bar Causes Deadly Explosion

FedEx Driver Gets Political When Delivering to a Trump Supporter….

5 Men. – 1 Scooter

Boulder Takes Out car

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2020

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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While watching middle aged women with in their tight track pants on, all out for a midday jog, with every bad decision they ever made highlighted with every stride…decisions she’s clearly trying to remedy through jogging…just massive jiggle in a good way even if it’s middle aged and disgusting….I like to wonder if you are all done hating Trump for no reason yet? Or are you still being manipulated by the media and shitty celebs to hate him, because you are all mindless consumers who respond to emotional triggers, instead of using your rational brain because that is how you are trained?

I’m not into politics, but clearly, one candidate is a hell of a lot more fun to watch in action, and really when you’re dealing with two evils, it’s always better to choose the one who is openly an asshole and unapologetic about being an asshole…rather than some wishy washy secretive shit…

I actually don’t care about American politics, but it’s all I fucking see and read and I’ve seen Trump get slaughtered, misquoted and all these other things to make him look like an idiot by the media, and I have watched him in action and thought “he seems to know what he’s talking about”….and I’ve asked “why does everyone hate him, he’s just out here for America”….at least more than any other motherfucker…in what has been a 3.5 year smear campaign in an attempt to cancel to the motherfucker….and all the loser celebs are on board…being paid off because they are all money grubbing dick suckers….

So….don’t be manipulated on an emotional level by masterful brain washers….unless that brain washer is me telling you to click these damn links…politics are full of fucking evil people who don’t care about you….but are trying to get themselves ahead because they are at the top of the food chain and can get away with insane corruption…

I just read something like Amazon doesn’t pay tax, despite being a massive company, while all the small and medium sized companies pay a shit ton of tax, all because the government sees it as a way to create jobs to tax, so don’t tax the evil corporation, tax joe worker just trying to stay afloat…that’s the fucking problem with the world…not that I do politics….

I do stepLINKS though, and badly written rants no one reads, so maybe just click the links and forget we had this chat…or you can just show me your tits…assuming you have tits…

Instagram Model Natalie Gauvreau is Looking for a Tennis Partner
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Britney Spears on the Beach
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Pussy Popping Challenge Fail
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Nude Model Posing
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Angry Tiger
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Wife Mad Husband Is Marrying Another Chick
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How NASA Plans to Stop an Asteroid from Hitting Earth
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137 Pics of Hailey Bieber Being Hot
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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Sister Calls the Coronavirus the “Biggest Fraud” She’s Ever Seen
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Just Dudes Being Idiots
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Pizza Assembly by LEgos
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Guy Plays Doom on his Smart Fridge
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Riding the Tamper Wrong
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Brad Pitt’s IG Model GF Nicole Poturalski in her Hottest Pics
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Women We Love: Mary Elizabeth Winstead
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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