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2020

Oct

stepLINKs of the Day

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There is so much to be angry about in the world…no matter what your life is about or what you are into…there’s just a steady stream of shitty that can get you down…money, bitches, pandemics, politics, activism, social justice warriors, other people’s better lives on social media…..but tonight just got a little better….at least for me because I’m done the fucking links…this shit takes too much time for too many ungrateful fucks….

Remember both big tits and little tits should be treated with the same love and respect….but also remember to not listen to celebrities and influencers who are trying to manipulate your mind…they don’t like you, they don’t know you, they think you are shit…and their opinions aren’t based on fact, truth or anything, those flip floppers do what they are told or what is popular…

But remember….to click the fucking links….

Bebe Rexha Boob Out to Encourage the Votes!
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Hot Model Christen Harper Wished Rams QB Jared Goff a Happy Birthday With Her Girls Out
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Booty Pumping Gas
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Jojo Shows Us Her Lonely Heart in her New Lingerie Video
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137 Pics of Bieber’s Wife Hailey Bieber!
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Valerie Loureda is Back in a Thong
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Olivia Munn in Tight Jeans
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Tessa Thompson Bare Ass While Skinny Dipping!
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Weird Warm Up for these Female Track Stars
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Waking Up with Heidi Klum!
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Instagram Model Amanda Lee Does Tennis
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Alexis Ren Bikini Booty
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Plasma Lightsaber – for the Star Wars Fans
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Rapper Buys 180k Pokemon Card
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Bianca Gascoigne in a Bikini!
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Charlotte McKinney Post Yoga Camel Toe
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So Close Fail
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Vanessa Bryant Honors Kobe and Family With New Tattoo
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Jessica Simpson’s No Pants Needed Quarantine Rule!
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Alice Deren is an Amazing Hot Nude Model
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Kid’s First Try Milking Cow
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Kanye’s Campaign Video
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The Simpson’s Trailer for their Halloween 2020 Special
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Check Out this Ultra Rare Ferrari
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Video Surfaces of the Aftermath of the Tommy Pham Stabbing
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Juliette Lewis Shows Love to Miley’s Mullet!
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Jenna Dewan is Thirst Trapping!
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Guy at Zoo Stalked by Tiger
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Dogs are Very Excited to See Owner
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Ekaterina Zueva Topless by the Pool!
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Dak Prescott’s Neighbors Left Him a “Get Well Soon” Message in Front of His House
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Guard Chickens are the new Guard Dog
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Drunk Woman Can’t Get Guy’s Attention
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Cambrie and Faith Schroder Take the Beach in Bikinis
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Bengals Cheerleader Leah Priessman is Feeling Tall in Her Latest Lingerie Selfie
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Dude Assaults TV Crew
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Viggo Mortensen Speaks 7 Languages
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Emily Ratajkowski Takes a Hike!
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Jade Chynoweth in a Jade Bikini
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Dude Doing the Robot like a Robot
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xbox’s Quick Resume
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Bike Stunt
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Frida Aasen for D Squared Lingerie!
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Jude Law’s Hot Daughter Iris
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Long Jump
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Sara Sampaio’s Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics
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Irina Shayk Wearing her Titty Shoot Wrong
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Chantel Jeffries Tight Body in Fitness Gear
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Sharon Stone is Old in a Dress
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Pregnant Katharine McPhee in a Tight SHirt
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Camila Cabello in a Sports bra and Pussy Hugging Leggigns
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Kaia Gerber and her Boyfriend
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Lisa Rinna Walking the Streets
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Sia’s Dancer – Maddie Ziegler is Now 18…and on the streets
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Billie Eilish Huge Tits
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Ashley Benson in Tight Pants
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Hailey Bieber’s Bike Shorts
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Delilah Belle Hamlin in Some Tight Dress
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Lottie Moss in a Tight Dress..
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From stepSMUT!!

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From Behind…
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Fuck Machine and a Ball Gag
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She’s Having an Intense Orgasm
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Hip Inked Girl and her Anal Dildo Show…
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Abella Dannger Topless
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Jojo in her Underwear
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Dee Williams Brings the Orgasms
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Jasmine Sanders in a White Bikini
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Girls Getting Ready to Go Out
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Big Tit Reveal
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Shit Pornstars Say
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40 People Having a Shitty Day
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Perky Tits
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Tits Fall Out of Dress
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Is this a Gender Reveal Stunt?
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They Call THIS NO CHANCE
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PAWG!
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Head with Some Nipple Clamps
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Drinking Fountain
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2020

Oct

Scout Willis – Gash Flash of the Day

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Scout Willis is the Willis sister that had the most potential before Rumer decided to take her mom’s weak genetic lead and get all kinds of work done to make her hot and it has worked, I saw some fetish pics that celebrity groupie Tyler Shields shot a few weeks ago and they were solid especially for a Willis Sister…

Anyway, Scout is the young one, I don’t remember the middle one’s name, and she’s the more hip and hot of the group of possibly molested by their creepy stepdad Ashton Kutcher, that dude weird’s me out…..but probably just some rich, spoiled, entitled, celebrity kids which is hot to me.

She’s wearing a romper and the romper is doing what all dudes want ropers to do when a girl is wearing them and that’s flash that gash…

You can barely see anything, maybe a little bush, just not the hipster level of bush I’d want pouring out of those fuckers, but I guess even hipsters shape their pussy hair, despite the whole feminism thing…which is a bummer since I like bush to be so full you feel like you can curl up inside it for shelter, or maybe just like a pillow…

I actually don’t know if this is an actual gash flash, but good enough for me, since I have no standards!

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2020

Oct

Jordyn Jones Clapping Ass of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is probably not January Jones’ daughter, but she’s likely old enough to be, since January Jones is old….

Jordyn Jones is some Dance Star from Kalamazoo Michigan, so you know she’s trashy, that probably climbed the ranks due to white trash reality TV….

I assume that she will end up forgotten and back in Michigan, 300 pounds, diabetic, living in a trailer, but for now she’s trending, drives a tesla, has a pool…

So as she shakes her small ass, as dancers do, they are trained for that kind of thing….it’s good practice for when she’s needing the strip to fuel the meth addiction….this is pre the getting fat era in her white trash story….not that any of that will happen, in the internet era, you’re set for life and always able to sell butthole pics instead of reducing yourself to actually working a job….

Either way, she’s hot for now, take it in.

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2020

Oct

January Jones Bra Flash of the Day

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January Jones is not that great, she’s old, she’s a single mom who was all secretive about her baby daddy’s identity, even though it’s been proven he’s Jason Sudeikis on the January Jones fan sites you are probably all members of.

I don’t find her hot, but she was known for her tits, and I’m looking at her tits in a bra and they aren’t that great. She’s just some girl who came to Hollywood from Oregon and made it onto a hit show, we can all draw our own conclusion on whether her gag reflex or lack of a gag reflex played any part in that revelation, but I’ll just assume it did….

I do think she’s figured out her relevance can grow if she does sleazy content on social media in a fun way, the pandemic taught whores everywhere the power or the simplicity of being a whore on social media to get seen..

This is for breast cancer awareness, which I’ve said is a cruel joke…use a celeb known for her tits, to celebrate tits, or research and awareness for a disease that basically murders tits….and who the survivors of have scars where tits once were to remember their tits…while this one’s all like “check out these bad boys”….I said it’s like showing your dance moves to a friend who’s recently parapalegic, but it’s probably worse than that since dancing is for queers.

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2020

Oct

Rita Ora’s See Through Outfit of the Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Rita Ora is pretty much a host body for a great set of tits, tits that have seen better days, but also tits that have been put to good use in helping her pave this life of celebrity and luxury without anyone really knowing who the fuck she is….they say she’s a singer, but I’ve never heard her sing, so if this is how a singer no one’s heard is living, maybe being low level famous is the answer…maybe that is why all the kids have turned to social media to get famous and monetize because it clearly doesn’t take much…

Anyway, from being signed, to fucking the Kardashian Brother, to going to every industry event she could so the paparazzi thought she mattered, to dating whoever the fuck else she’s dated, she’s always had great tits…so here she is in the studio wearing her comfy studio clothes that seem to be Gucci Lingerie as an outfit…because her best work gets done when the tits are out!

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2020

Oct

Emma Kenney Bikini of the Day

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This is the ugly girl from Shameless, who has basically moved into position and taken over for Emmy Rossum, which is very welcomed in these parts, because Emmy Rossum fucking sucks.

She’s such dog shit that I was happy to hear that the ugly girl on the show was taking over for her, because in typical garbage cunt ways, Emmy Rossum whined about how much she got paid, wanted William H Macy money because he doesn’t know her place on the totem pole, or that she only exists because of the show….before Shameless she was basically just a zero rich kid trying to make it…

Not that I watch Shameless, I mean I did last Season because I wanted to show my support for Emmy Rossum being fired, so that they didn’t fold and give into her demands, but I’d take the ugly girl over her because she’s that bad…

As it turns out the ugly girl from the show has a monster ass, making her a little less ugly….some silver lining shit….as big asses do….and I guess this is her being shameless…but she’s allowed, she’s on the show.

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2020

Oct

Rachel Bilson Wedgie of the Day

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Rachel Bilson is have a girl’s night, in what could be a lame ass sleep over, or even worse a get in your pyjamas for a pyjama party where they watch chick flicks, drink wine, order pizza and eat Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream out of the pint, because they are rich people and don’t need none of that bootleg shit us simpletons eat….

She’s doing this because she’s old as fuck and this is what old ladies do for a good night, maybe they got the idea on some mommy blog, who knows, but it’s lame.

The good news is that her jammies are riding up her ass harder than Hayden Christensen did back when he held her captive in Canada and knocked her up, because I did watch The O.C. and I did find her to be the hottest on the show…and for that she’ll forever be hot, even when lame as shit…

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2020

Oct

Dynasty LoveYou as Catwoman of the Day

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Dynasty LoveYou is the best thing to happen to Instagram…at least she was….

A few years ago when I would still go on Instagram she’d pop up on my feed because she had a ton of followers and was affilaited with other “influencers”…

Seeing a retarded girl do the influencer thing better than most influencers, all while she drooled with her unconventional handicapable face, unable to articulate a word because that is part of her disability, was always a good time….

It was less about inclusivity for me, I don’t subscribe to that, but more about “even a retard can do what you other retards think require skills”…and in most cases the retard does it better.

I am a fan, so that’s why it was decided in this morning’s production meeting at our high end studio where our 600 employees got to discuss today’s posts, in what we call a “Town Hall”, that we round up some of what she’s been up to…in part to remind ya’ll she exists, but mainly to speak to my appreciation of all she does and what she represents, and I’m sure at least one of you can jack off to this, this is your end-all-be-all kind of girl….evidence that dreams can come true….while the rest of you ignorant fucks point and laugh because you’re mean spirited bullies who like to mock talent like this because it is different…while I think different is better….

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2020

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Thanks to me, you don’t need a calendar anymore, because like clockwork, every Wednesday I bring you the weed girls who uploaded pics of themselves with their weed…I mean I guess you don’t need a calendar based on technological advances like the one built into your phone and computer…but I do post Weed Wednesday every Wednesday I remember…

What I have discovered is that not all chicks who smoke weed and take nudes with their weed are hot, a lot look like they smoke too much weed, probably because they get paid to post nudes on the internet by weirdos…but that doesn’t mean weed isn’t a magical plant that can save lives, help mental health issues like anxiety and insomnia, all while making food taste better….the fact it is illegal is dumb, so we let these girls and their tits inspire you to get back into the green side…it’s a pandemic, if you’re not smoking weed, you are missing the fuck out.

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2020

Oct

Bella Thorne Birthday Tits of the Day

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Bella Thorne still looks like a hot dog you left in the microwave too long about 5 months ago and only realized because you found the source of that rotting flesh smell you’ve been smelling the last 4 and a half months ago….

She’s got the sex appeal of an obese woman shitting herself because she couldn’t get off her motorized scooter fast enough, which could be the hottest thing out there for some of you lonely fucks, but I am saying it in a “it’s not hot” kind of way.

Sure she’s got the body….and she’s got the tits, that I keep trying to find the implant scars on, since I am sure these are after market tits…but you can never be too sure….I just know her face, despite the pock marks and acne scars she likes to celebrate because it’s part of being relatable to the idiot generation which makes the relatable generation buy your shit…it’s a basic marketing, or network marketing, pyramid scheme scam…where she’s at the top of the food chain cashing in on the idiots who think she’s being authentic….as she pretends to be the voice of her generation and gets rewarded for it…even when she hits OnlyFans like.a bartender or waitress now out of work and ready to cash in on her tits the internet way…despite having 12 revenue streams….pretty fucking greedy right, even more greedy when you realize she doesn’t even get naked to risk that mainstream money she likes so much….so she does this softcore shit and dumb fucks pay to see it….making her millions….while I post them and make about 50 cents a week….because I guess those bolt on tits aren’t mine to monetize…

Point being, for whatever reason, the loud trashy girl saying all the inappropriate things to get noticed is such a cliche, and it’s not hot…even if everyone celebrates it like it is…

I don’t know why I find her sex appeal a zero, I don’t think her level of loud and annoying, vulgar and trashy would throw me off so much that I’d think a girl being slutty has no sex appeal…but maybe it’s because she looks like a dude….so those closet cases out there probably like her for that…while the straights are like…keep the tits coming you scamming clickbait Disney Trained manipulative and annoying cunt….even though we don’t really like anything she does…..but get that she’s a meme and this is her life as a meme.

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