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2020

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

How about some amazing life changing commentary no one reads to accompany your nightly links that EVERYONE clicks on because they are 66 years old and don’t know how the internet works…maybe they are just humoring me because they feel sorry for me…good people…you link clickers…

I had something very important to write tonight, All I wrote is “It’s” in my “notes” because I totally lost train of thought….I could have been going anywhere with that, but I am sure no where good….

It is funny that we live in an everyone offended moment in time, it’s a movement and it is hilarious…people having careers taken from them over nonsense….made funnier because 99 percent of people have a dirtier sense of humor than they’ve ever had…and aren’t offended by anything, the internet has made us see it all…maybe we try to cancel people for entertainment because anything short of ruining a life is boring to us…we are pyschopaths…the internet made us this way….

I read that these brain pills all these weak people are on, because doctor’s over prescribe anti-depressants in an era where they want us all to be mindless robots who think we have mental health issues…but yeah…the pills all these people are on are killing their ability to orgasm…when orgasms are my only anti depressant anyone really needs…

On a side note, I’ve never shit in a condom and froze it to use as a dildo….despite popular belief…but I do smell like homeless man piss, but not because I let homeless men pee on me, but because my piss smells like homeless man piss…

Charli XCX is much richer than you…..who’s Charli XCX? Exactly. Start working on sub par music, it pays!

I am not sure if this is the important words I meant to write, but they are something you won’t read, so at least there’s that…or this…and by this I mean links…

Yes I am drunk…

Halsey in a Bikini!
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Noel Gallagher’s Daughter is Hot in Lingerie
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Former Soccer Star Sasa Curcic Talks About Banging Supermodels, Says Carmen Electra Was “the Best in Bed”
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Failed Cat Walk into the Pool
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Busty Sydney Sweeney Gets Glam
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Anne Winters in a See Through Dress
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Former Tennis Player Sofya Zhuk Turning Heads in a Bikini
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Hot Chicks Golfing Bad
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Selena Gomez Bikini Top!
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Rita Ora’s See Through Outfit – Nipple Out
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Sophie Piper – Big Cameltoe
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Hilary Duff in a Tube Top Bikini
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Dwyane Wade Photobombed a Beach Proposal
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Dua Lipa Topless in Jeans
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Madison Pettis is Hot in Lingerie
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Jared Goff’s Model Girlfriend Made a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Audition Video
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Sharon Stone Hard Nips
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Bikini Selfie
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Guy Plays Doom on his Fridge
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Tiger Doesn’t Like Being Woken Up
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Amazing Street Performer Dances To Gangnam Style While Swinging A Flaming Hot Wok!
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Calvin Harris Sells Hollywood Hills home to Charli XCX
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Slow Motion Lingerie Bikini
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Instagram Model Natalie Gauvreau is Looking for a Tennis Partner
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J.Lo in a Magazine Photoshoot
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Sara Sampaio’s Topless!
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Nasa’s Plan to Stop Asteroids
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TikTok Game – Call Your Crush – Because Kids are Dumb.
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John Cena weds Shay Shariatzadeh in Florida
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Rapper Buys 180k Pokemon Card…because these people are paid SO much
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Pics of IG Model Katya Elise Henry
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Isabella Fonte’s Thirs Trap
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Guys Filmed Something that Looks Good in Reverse
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Pizza Making Assembly Line Made Of LEGO Blocks!
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Hot Britney Spears Riding her Boyfriend on the Beach in a Bikini
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Unknown Model Moody in her Nude Shoot
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Comparing Flight Simulator and Real Flight
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Summarizing The Entire iPhone 12 Event in 49 Seconds.
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I know a Bad Omen when I see One
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Truck Falls into Water at the Boat Ramp
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Commercial Actor Who’s Scared Of Rollercoasters Takes It Like A Boss!
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Model Carolina Sanchez in the Bath with Rubber Duckie
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The 2020 Billboard Music Awards Happened in COVID Season
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A Zamboni Catches Fire at a Local Hockey Rink in Rochester
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Guess the Celebrity Bikini Tits – Gross.
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Idiot Burn Out
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Stevie Nicks Gets in on the Native Skating to her Song Trend
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Billie Eilish Fights the Body Shamers
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Zoe Kravitz Braless and Pokie
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Big Titty Shake
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Billie Eilish Big Tits Still Trending…
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Irina Shayk in a plaid skirt
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Hayley Atwell & Tom Cruise – Filming for ‘Mission Impossible 7’
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Sara Sampaio’s Lingerie Catalog Pics
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The Hot Chrishell from DWTS
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Sailor Brinkley on a Boat
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Miley is Hot in Leggings
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Hailey Bieber in Bike Shorts
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girl and her Fuck Machine
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Girl in the Shower Dildo-ing
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Suction Dildo Rider
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Girl Chewing a Dog Bone as she Fucks Herself
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Snapchat Girl Masturbates Using Toothbrush
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Voyeur Fail
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Hot Reddit Amateur from Nebraska
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Another Amateur in Bed
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Ashanti in a Metallic Bikini
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Milf and her Dildo
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A bunch of DRESSED / UNDRESSED Pics
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Perfect Aim
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Amateur In Bed
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Big Booty in the Bath
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Big Tits do the Dishes
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Hot Naked Skinny Babe
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40 People having Shitty Days
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River Fox in Suspenders
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Runner Pussy Not Run Her Pussy
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Nasty Botched Chick Who Took Instagram Filters Too Seriously
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2020

15

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Hard Halloween Nipples of the Day

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2020s been a good year for Vanessa Hudgens…it’s been a Vanessa Hudgens revival and not just because she looks like she got her tits done, they are far rounder than they were, but maybe it’s a second puberty, her fitness, fat transfers when she gets her botox, it doesn’t have to be implants….

But yeah, 2020 a good year for Hudgens got dumped, got vengeful, found out that instagram content production was a fucking joke while allowing her to utilize her weird Disney trained, professional theatre kid talents….and her first to be in a leaked nude seflie scandal photography skill…to keep the fans excited about her….

She had a few hiccups, like whining about how sad she was festivals were cancelled cuz she’s basic and loves festivals….while people were dying of COVID, but she regrouped and realized…tits will overcome…

So the past weeks she’s been overly excited for Halloween, as any theatre kid would be, it’s just so fun, everyone dressed up and a way to show off how better you are at dress-up than others …so she’s been doing Halloween content, shoots in cemeteries…different costumes…etc….but this is by far the best…some titty jiggle…or would this be a joggle….rocking her green spooky halloween hair….if you make it that far up this lame ass video of her recently hot tits.

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2020

15

Oct

Bella Thorne See Through Lingerie of The Day

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Bella Thorne’s in some see through lingerie for her paying subscribers in what is obviously a massive scam, taking advantage of the simple minded fans that see a clickbait title and need to bust out the credit card to buy whatever is being sold, time and time again, because they can’t help themselves. They are programmed this way.

So this is her version of edgy so that she can feel as though she’s down with the feminist movement….and reassure everyone she’s a nasty girl, a pervert into SEX and porn…in a world where all these overly horny fucks are half retarded about that shit and can’t contain their vaginas….

Whether she’s authentically like this, or just some pile of broken, confused, identity crisis weirdness doesn’t really matter, she’s a celebrity, trending, it-girl, people like her and do what she says, she’s got influence…and tits….so if showing her tits, even in the lamest of ways because she’s basically text book cheesy loser….that has the sex appeal of a bunched up cum rag that looks like it resembles a vagina like how they twist your towels at resorts into swans….but probably more bacteria than the cum rag that it looks like it resembles a vagin….there’s just something nasty and not in a “you a nasty girl” dirty talk kind of way…but rather in a I shat the bed last night because I caught a parasite eating a hookers ass kind of way…

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2020

15

Oct

Stella Maxwell Fucks Models of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is a sexual deviant or a sexual predator to the stars but she isn’t seen as a predator because she is a girl….the double standards man…..unless she’s not a predator but just a perverted lesbian girl who uses her sexuality to manipulate her way to the top of the food chain…..

I have heard a few stories about how she groupied Barbara Palvin back before Stella was a VS girl, in efforts to get her way into the people at Victoria’s Secret to become the “angel she became”….I don’t know if that’s true, but she was a ratty ass genderless model with wonky tits prior to her VS stint…so it’s very possible….whether she fucked Palvin or not is a whole other story.

But I do know that she fucked Miley Cyrus for the press, she fucked Kristen Stewart for the press, you know target the weak identity crisis or trying to be edgy trending newsworthy girls you know you can win over to the lesbian side, especially now that lesbianism is trending, and being a lesbian to the stars is key to success because brands need to hire lesbians….it’s just a good situation to be in…

So whether she can or can’t be ousted or cancelled for her behavior doesn’t really matter, either does her fucking to elevate her status, a lot of people do that…..and I think she looks pretty hot doing it…unlike most lesbians I know…so keep that “hot lesbian” fantasy alive…when I know what “lesbian sex” actually looks like in this era of lesbian….and it’s not Victoria’s Secret model scissoring…it’s people protesting Victoria’s secret for not having obese trans models in their lingerie but that’s a whole other story, we’re here for Stella Maxwell’s photos album of FUN…

I have no idea what fashion magazine these were shot for, but they have some great cameos and TITTIES!!

Bella Hadid

Miley Cyrus

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2020

15

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thong is the gateway to asshole pics….so we like this trend.

It’s the subtle way for girls to post up their assholes without blatantly spreading their assholes in a desperate attempt to get attention….it’s a thong pic before it’s an asshole pic perverts…the asshole is just bonus, at least that’s how they all play it despite it being an asshole.

Obviously, everyone loves assholes…it’s our unifying orifice…something gay dudes and chicks can bond about having dicks shoved inside…great in this genderless era….so if you’ve got an asshole to show, this is how you do it, without it being a straight up out of context asshole pic….so here’s Today’s Asshole pics….or Thong Pics…you know what I mean.

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2020

15

Oct

Anne Winters See Through Dress of the Day

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Anne Winters is an up and coming actress who is 26 years old. She’s been working for the last 10 years so I guess she’s not an overnight success, but she is a Texan who came to LA with a fucking dream and that dream is coming together 10 years later.

She’s best known for being on the Selena Gomez suicide show 13 Reasons Why, one that they had to put suicide disclaimers on because idiot kids don’t realize that talking about suicide doesn’t mean suicide is a great idea…hopeless generation…she’s also been on Grand Hotel, an Eva Longoria show that got cancelled and the Orville which may be some nerd shit, but that I am too lazy to google…..but she’s in a main role there so she is cashing in for sure.

Now, in trying to really maximize her celebrity, she’s posing in a pretty see through dress, I can see her nipples, which is something that wouldn’t have happened in my era of celebrity, but that happens now because it’s the only way for these people to get noticed….show your tits, people will like and follow, you’ll be more hireable and life will be all you dreamt it would be…just show those tits…

It’s a weird way to elevate the celebrity…but it’s efficient and lazy….which for a lazy generation that’s how it works.

But a great way to elevate the celebrity because I am lazy too and waiting around for chicks to get naked in movies is annoying, we need instant gratification…the tits are the only reason I know she exists…so there’s that.

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2020

15

Oct

Miley Cyrus Pussy Print of the Day

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Miley Cyrus may be some inbred trash with some trashy groupie mom and one hit wonder country star dad, who at his prime was more of a novelty act, because even when you’re talented, you gotta find that hook that resonates with the people even if it is humiliating…the whole cashing the fuck in so you can buy those ranches back home and raise entitled brats of your own to carry your torch into Disney and beyond…

But I am a Miley Fan, so long as I am not listening to her talk, because that raspy ass voice disturbs me….

The coolest thing about Miley is that Dolly Parton is her God Mother, something she likes to remind the people of, because as you know Dolly is a fucking legend, I’d move into Dollywood amongst the fat Tennessee trash if I could, post up on her Steam engine if I could….but I also like that she’s got a tight body that she decided to show the world in various states of naked and fake edgy, all part of her marketing and attempt to be relatable to her fans that grew up with her, but decided she was lame, because she was Disney and they were embarrassed they watched that Hannah Montana shit now that they are hip, so if girl in the show ends up being naked, on drugs, partying, and basically a tumblr girl…they’ll listen, be inspired and follow her lead…so Mily and her tight body inspired a generation of her Hannah Montana fans who grew out of Hannah Montana to get naked on the internet too…and that’s a wonderful legacy….

So yeah, I like Miley Cyrus and all her brain washing, manipulating, Disney trained tactics she uses. They are good.

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2020

15

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants with her Fat Manager of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio Tight Pants with her Fat Manager of the Day

There was a time when we’d call the fat girl policing the hot girl everyone wanted access to at the bar, club, party, park, grocery store…the FAT MANAGER.

She was oftentimes the loud, barrier of entry for men trying to get to the hot girl everyone wanted access to at the bar, club, party, park, grocery store, wherever these hot girls hang….

Some people would call it jumping the grenade when you were forced to fuck the fat manager instead of the hot chick because the problem with fat managers is they get egos because they have a hot chick in their group, and they guilt that hot chick when a guy they are into fucking comes along trying to talk to their friend….the gatekeeper to the hot pussy….and if you’re the kind of guy the fat manager wants, there’s no way the hot chick will fold and fuck you at risk of losing her fat manager….

You may wonder why hot girls have fat managers, it’s simple, they do it because they don’t like being harassed by dudes all day, it’s annoying, so they can pass it off on the gatekeeper….but more importantly, the fat manager always makes them look fitter, hotter, and more amazing than they are…because in the moment, it’s a “this vs that” situation and this looks way better than that, since this is not the fat manager….elevating the whole thing…especially when there are photographers around.

This is Ambrosio and her fat manager.

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2020

15

Oct

Hailey Bieber’s Ass in Bike Shorts After Getting Face Mangled of the Day

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When you’re in shorts like this, what’s the point of even wearing pants, maybe that’s the point….that’s definitely the point…

What I find the funniest thing about basically seeing her asshole definition in these shorts, is that she still identifies as some religious Christian, even tricking Bieber into marrying her in exchange for the sex he already had with her when she was underage and a Bieber groupie, sex that was either good enough to lure him back, or sex that was good enough for her to hop onto to escape Selena Gomez, you know marry this Jesus loving low level failure of a model with a celebrity dad, she’ll do whatever the fuck I say, I’ll own that pussy – Literally…

Thank god for the face masks…so she can leave the dematologist without people pointing and laughing at the face injections she gets to look like a Kardashian or an IG filter….

Thank god for the outrageous cameltoe, the cleavage of this generation, the look at her pussy in full glory, so you know she’s got a front hole instead of a dick as all these kids have their genders morph into some kind of fucking mess..

Anyway, she’s pretty hot, at least in these insane pussy showing shorts.

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2020

15

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops are important, to you and to me and to the entire human race, mainly because we like looking at tits…

Titty drops give girls with tits, especially big tits a place to shine…in content that we can all appreciate and understand because it’s just a creative excuse that’s not even that creative….to flash their tits…tits they likely rely on.

The titty drop, even for the small tits, despite it being about the big and sloppy tit, you know so it really fucking drops….helps these girls generate the hype they probably don’t need, because as titty flashers on the internet you know that they use these tits as hard as they fucking can in every aspect of life, seeing as they are girls who show off their tits in titty drops for the internet to get people to notice them, or just to say “hey, here are tits”….

All this to say, Staring at tits is a good way to spend your time…so here are those tits.

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