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2020

02

Nov

Elle Fanning Voter Booty of the Day

I don’t believe in the VOTE, I don’t see it as a right of all the citizens, or as an obligation for all the people, or as a symbol of our democrazy, I just see it as a beacon or as a tool by the elite class to let the peasants think they have a voice in the election, when really that shit’s already decided and it’s all just a fucking performance piece….Whether that is fact or not, who fucking knows, I just know I’ve never voted and never will vote because my vote doesn’t matter but my time does and I’m not about to sit in line amongst a bunch of assholes for a useless purpose…I rather waste my time posting here…which as you must know…is a waste of fucking time…

So that’s my opinion on voting…at leat in CANADA…where I denounce the vote always….your USA vote shit that has been dominating the news here and I guess around the world as much as it has in your own life…is probably the fucking same…and the funny thing is that it won’t end tomorrow….this nonsense will go on….and you will still have no say in the outcome, but I am sure we can all hear your opinions on your social media feeds incessantly you annoying fucks….

The best is the passionate supporters of either party, who whine and bitch and call out the other party, when they aren’t even going to vote…so it’s this passionate hate against one of the parties and they aren’t even going to vote …so all their rants are just to be annoying as shit…

So as someone who hates the vote, hates celebs meddling in the vote, or manipulating the vote like they are some higher beings we must follow their lead, despite being rich out of touch assholes who live in their own rich person bubble and have zero understanding of the actual american experience….

And as someone who doesn’t typically like the Fannings, but I did watch Season 1 of The Alienist this weekend….where Dakota and her creepy childstar self didn’t really annoy me as I stared at her eyebrows knowing she’s got blonde bush….

This Elle Fanning Rock the Vote nonsense is solid, I mean her ass is ridiculous…I had no idea that was there…making them more interesting as a rich and famous sister duo with creepy parents who sold them out to the industry at a young age and are likely very fucked up cuz they’ve “SEEN SOME SHIT” all these years…

Hot ass.

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2020

02

Nov

Pandemic Halloween Round Up of the Day

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The funniest thing about this Halloween thing is that for the most part, these people strictly dressed up for INSTAGRAM…since most “responsible” or brain washed people were too scared to go out for Halloween. I know locally, people who hand out candy to kids were SHAMED for having Jack-O-Latterns out, or a bowl of candy out, even kids who designed these SOCIAL distancing PVC tube candy dispensers because they are all a bunch of fun killing assholes in the name of some pandemic / virus…

So anyway, I assume most of these influencers are socially irresponsible, daft, idiots who aren’t scared of viruses, in part because there’s a 99.99999% survival rate amongst their generation, but also because they think they are invincible thanks to the world being into staring at their asses, which is basically what defines an influencer…

Anyway, these costumes were likely just for Social Media, a lot of effort for a post, but if you’re making millions a year off a selfie on a bullshit platform like instagram, you gotta immerse yourself in that shit…

So here’s a massive Halloween round-up of celebs and other idiots because it was Halloween and Halloween excites thanks to the slutty costumes…the funny costumes…the spooky costumes…so take it all in since you’ll have to wait another year, or at least another day for these sluts to continue their costumes and illusions thanks to being half naked and photoshopping themselves daily…yes, Halloween is everyday with these clowns!

Zoey Deutch as I have no idea what

Vanessa Hudgens went all out

Jordyn Jones as a Pirate

Joey King painted face

Saweetie as Mystique

Sabrina Carpenter spread eagle

Rowan Blanchard slutty bunny

The Riverdale Girls

Rita Ora as a gardening devil

Rebecca Black as scary as always

Olivia Munn as boring as always

Madison Beer as slutty as always

Larsen Thompson Cat suit

January Jones as Miss Hannigan from Annie

Isabella Fonte Slutty nurse

Hailey Baldwin as Sara Paulson in Ratched but slutty

Halsey Slutty Bald Nun

Eugenie Bouchard some mortal combat slutty shit

Anastasia Ashley Hula Girl

EmRatCow as Demi Moore…

Kelli Berglund a Bride of Chucky

Kaia Geber as Priscilla Presley

Demi Lovato as a Former Heroin Addict

Emma Rose Kenney as a Space Cowgirl and some scary shit

Emily Osment NOT as her brother in The Sixth Sense

Monica Sims Day of the Dead and a slutty Nurse (Health Care Hero)

Liz Gillies as Pam Anderson AIDS Campaign

Dove Cameron Depressed with Hard Nipples

Christina Aguilera as an Excuse to wear latex

Charlotte McKinney as slutty Natalie Portman in CLOSER

Chantel Jeffries Appropriating

Chanel West Coast Pussy

Carrie Underwood is so weird

Camila Cabello as a beard

Bella Thorne Slutty Cop

Bella Thorne as Lydia Deetz

Bella Hadid as Uma Thurman and a Pop Art piece

Barbara Palvin as Chucky

Noah Cyrus & Tana Mongeau as Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, Tana’s photoshop job though…

Kendall Jenner as Pam Anderson or Micheal Jackson in a blonde wig

Aubrey O’Day as Cardi B using the same photoshop as Tana Mongeau

Alexis Ren slutty angel

Heidi Klum shot a whole horror movie at home

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2020

02

Nov

Olivia Culpo Topless on a Boat of the Day

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Your girl Olivia Culpo, who I always thought of as a sex worker of Instagram, just more high profile than the gutter spam bot sex offers we get from random whores trying to sell their panties, because big brands think she’s important, or fashionable, despite clearly being a sugar baby whore trying to get knocked up by an NFL player or athlete, even though she makes HUGE money on her own, in what I’d call DOING instagram right…making it work for her…faking it til she made it…from Miss USA or some shit to getting fucked by dudes who have a lot of money in luxurious places to trick the marketing people that you are luxurious too…it’s almost masterful…brilliant…

Well, she’s finally showed her fucking tits, on a Yacht…tits I’ve wondered how authentic they are since all this shit is fake…and tits I’ll say are 90 percent fake..there’s just a bit too much upper roundness to them…a bit too much firmness for a 30 year old…and firmness is not quite perkiness…it’s that shit looks harder than the TORSO of a sex doll I found in the trash, hosed down and titty fucked for a year of my life before her tit fell off….a sex doll probably less polluted than CULPO…

But yeah, the kind of tit that could have a sack of silicone surgically implanted…but again…who fucking cares…it’s tits that you’d otherwise only see if you had a multi-million dollar contract or were a Jonas brother because she’s not an instagrammer who gets shit on by the dudes in DUBAI…she’s an instagrammer who keeps things more local at least in terms of dicks she fucks…or let piss on her…

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2020

02

Nov

Demi Lovato Bloody Tits of the Day

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Here’s some Demi Lovato as what I assume she looked like during her overdose, maybe this is what she should look like had she succumbed to her overdose, as she probably should have, only these celebrities, they got NARCAN in the rec room, just in case an overdose happens as they try to self medicate with street drugs the way celebrities always have, becasue they are broken and disgusting humans that represent all evil in our society…the embodiment of the worst possible humans…that actually FIGHT to become these famous people, like they give up their child hoods and suck all kinds of dick to try ot make it because they want it so bad, where an overdose is likely the light in their dark fucking times…if anything the industry lobbied and campaigned or canvassed for her…I’ve never seen so much support for such degenerate shit….”oh poor bi polar rich person who has everything, let’s let her sing at the grammies, let’s let her keep her brand partners, she’s a huge star who lapsed and has mental health issues”…get the fuck out of here with that victim nonsense…she is responsible for her actions and mental health is a fucking myth…you can mind over matter ANYTHING.

I assume Lovato knows her angles, because she’s actually 600 pounds and doesn’t look it all slutty for Halloween, but the massive star being rich as fuck, is still broken as far as I’m concerned…Opiate Addictions are for life, so as we wait for her final overdose we might as well stare at her sloppy tits…

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2020

02

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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In this world we live in of everyone being a porned up pervert fuck, we have so many different categories of every day girls uploading their nudes to the internet for clout, attention, a cheap thrill….I guess women are exhbitionists and like being jerked off to…

So today, we bring you MILF MONDAY…these are self proclaimed MILFS….women who have shat out children from their cunts…who have gone onto getting naked on the internet for some sort of release or distraction from the hell that is childbirth and raising a kid, the thing they THINK they want to do, but hate the entire time…..

There are two kinds of MILFs in this world…those who look like they’ve shat out a bunch of kids because they’ve given up and there’s visible damage to their bodies from birthing…from saggy empty tits to a beat up stretch mark stomach…or those who likely gave birth young who managed to bounce back…so some of these MILFS are good….others bad…but all like being cummed in….or are irresponsibly cummed in…fucking breeders….

Both kinds of MILF or ALL MILFS featured are narcissistic enough to think they need to reproduce to keep their genetic line going in an overpopulated world that has no real future because we are all going to die of COVID, GLOBAL WARMING, CORPORATE GREED, CHINA and whatever else is an imposing threat on our souls…

But luckily narcism means getting off to people getting off to them, so they put out naked shit that started as a hobby, maybe a wild drunk night to see the reaction that’s now gone viral and made them part of a naked everyday woman movement I document on this site daily…INCLUDING WEEKENDS….

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2020

02

Nov

Kendall Jenner Tries Her Best of the Day

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Kendall Jenner may be a pile of shit from a pile of shit family who put out pile of shit content for the masses to get excited about, click on and buy whatever they are selling because they’ve positioned themselves as DEN MOTHERS of instagram who all the other whores look up to, aspire to be, or aspire to hangout with….it’s all a lot of manipulative garbage that I call terrorism on the future generation as they are all victims of numerous cosmetic procedures to give themselves their muppet look they all have…you could argue they were at the right place at the right time or that they made a deal with the devil…but we can all agree that at their surface they don’t deserve any of their success…they are just AVON ladies who were able to master social media on a high level and the result is actually pretty terrible and disgusting…

But Kendall Jenner, who looks a bit too much like Bruce is bar far the hottest, thinnest, most appealing….whether she’s actually average looking and just a lot of hype…

This is her Pam Anderson where she’s got her ass out in Fishnets getting grabbed becasue they are all whores….and the life lesson is that if you have everything in the world, all the money in the world, all the fame in the world…you still crave dudes jerking off to you, so that’s some positive vibes….since I know if any of us had the Kardashian fame we’d likely fuck off because fame is fucking bullshit…instead this family keeps on going…and for whatever reason no one has stopped them, but instead just keep on hyping them up….I don’t get it…but this Pam Anderson outfit’s hot…not hot enough to justify their existence as a family…but at least something to make their overhyped existence a bit more manageable…you know “They suck and should die, but Kendalls small fake ass in a thong nd fishnets being Pam is alright”…

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2020

02

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It’s Medical Worker Monday and I was hoping for some more Patch Adams style smut, you know it’s Halloween and you’re a fucking nurse, maybe liven up the goddamn hospital a bit with costumes, rather than posting your nude selfies to the internet for attention because you don’t think you get enough praise for doing your damn job, despite the media running fucking parades in your honor for being so brave that you go to work each day during a pandemic, even thought that’s your fucking job….a job you’re clearly trying to supplement by selling nudes…which is crazy to me…if I worked in a hospital and any of these bitches were my co-workers, I’d know it, and that used to be something you’d get fired for, but since nurses are scarce, maybe lazy, maybe not into working the COVID ward….they don’t fucking care….the release or hype or gratification of putting out nurse smut is far greater than keeping their jobs…plus it’d be misogynistic for them to get fired for posting nudes….they’d have Em Rat Cow on board helping them fight for their rights to be nude in their free time, even if it’s on the fucking job..

Anyway, I was hoping for more Patch Adams, nurses in Costumes for all those sick kids dressed like POWDER or CASPER or ALIENS…you know hairless, bug eyed, pale….but some of these nurses are hot and better suited for sex work, than medical system sex work, targeting doctors to help make their dreams come true, only to end up targeting suckers to pay for their nudes….silly.

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2020

02

Nov

Camila Cabello Dog Lady Ass of the Day

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Camila Cabello who I like to call Elian Gonzalez who transitioned once he was sent back to CUBA after floating in on a raft, I mean how else does a Cuban born girl end up escaping communism to make it in America at the level that this one has, it’s all very suspicious….but none of that matters now that she’s rich as shit, famous as shit, all while being a beard to a Homosexual Canadian popstar who she calls her boyfriend…

I don’t know how Camila Cabello made it into America, it may be because her Dad was Mexican born, but for whatever reason she escaped communism, lines for toilet paper, and is now living the American dream in Miami better than most Americans born in America do…all because she’s a song and dancer from some fabricated bullshit band that went onto have a solo career….where she managed to roll out some new look, where she was once the hot chick from Fifth Harmony, whatever that is…she is now the pig bitch with the monster ass and legs….from enjoying the wealth of the land now that she can buy all the fast food she wants instead of that off-brand Russian shit she grew up on…

I guess some people out there find obesity in their popstars hot, I see it as a sign of her being lazy as shit and no longer spending her days doing song and dance, it’s a pandemic ya’ll…there’s no shows to perform for…and that clearly suits her sitting on her fat ass fine…bitch can’t even walk the dog she’s so bloated…it’s like watching a fat girl go on a hike, falling on herself, huffing and puffing as she struggles to keep up, only the photo version…

Here she is as a witch with her potentially gay boyfriend Shawn Mendes

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2020

02

Nov

Sofia Richie Catwoman of the Day

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Sofia Richie did some Catwoman shit, which I guess is clickbait for the nerds of the internet, since the internet is mainstream, it’s safe to assume you’re all a bunch of nerds, who chose screentime over real life, porn over sex, texting and liking pics that don’t matter over living…..nerd shit…

She’s doing her “Halle Berry” Catwoman, which I assume your nerd asses already knew, I mean what would be the point of knowing every woman in every comicbook and comic book movie, if you couldn’t identify the actress involved in the look…you know…nerd shit.

I guess she chose Halle Berry, because they are the same level of blackness, which is obviously something I can’t assume or write about in this era of Black people, because what the fuck do I know about levels of blackness…if a black bitch was raised in a white suburban area or in Sofia’s case amongst the rich and famous…is she any less black than someone who wasn’t, I mean I guess not…but maybe when white pussy pushed them out they are…

I only find Sofia Richie interesting because Lionel must be worth hundreds of millions of dollars, yet she decides to go partner up with the Kardashians as one of their castmember or props in their storyline, you know a handout from a family friend, like if you’re childhood friend’s family owns the mill and offer you a job at 15, only their mill is one of EVIL, consumerism and materialism….just all around gross….

I do think she represents an era of trashy people with too much money being trash…anything for clout, followers and attention because it’s so fucking lazy to be someone getting paid to selfie…

I also think she’s pretty hot, so we can forgive her for her empty, vapid existence, I mean all our lives don’t matter, at least she flies on her dad’s private jet to fancy places to do fancy things like likely bore her….

When you have everything, you have nothing to look forward to, but yet they never seem to kill themselves, why is that? Maybe when you have everything, you don’t need to bother killing yourself because you’re being pampered and pandered to all day….

At least she’s hot.

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2020

02

Nov

Noah Cyrus Halloween Butthole of the Day

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Noah Cyrus dressed up as a slutty Sabrina Spellman aka slutty Kiernan Shipka in the Sabrina the Teenage Witch reboot….but more interestingly she’s showing her full ass because would it be a halloween pic when you’re a useless, shadow to your sister, whether you have talent or not, and you are forced to do anything sexual that you can to get noticed, since society is based on porn and perversion…it’s just more fun when everything is slutty….but also the only way a lot of these people get any attention…even when they have famous dads and sisters…

I am not complaining about a full ass shot, even if Noah’s a bit of a troll, I figure if she’s eager enough to get out there and put out music despite being Miley’s sister, she’s got a level of delusion from being a coddled rich kid that makes her think she’ll do ok based on the family she’s from…and she probably will…but since Miley brought TUMBLR vibes to the mainstream in nudity, this one’s gotta take that to the next level to even scratch the surface of existing, otherwise she will forever just be Miley’s sister.

I do think a lesbian sex tape, where this ends in some strap-on sex, even though I hate lesbian sex, it’s anti climatic…would be a better approach but we are bottom feeders and take what we can get here.

Noah and Tana Mongeau also went as Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton

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