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2020

18

Nov

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

It’s Wetspot Wednesday….which is the worst fucking day of the week because wet spots are disgusting to me…but then again, maybe this is your most favorite post of the week because you are a single dude and see dirty panties as something you actually seek out at the laundromat, thrift store collection bins, your mom’s house…you know to give your jerking off some flavor…you are not a married man to an obese women who has experienced so many blown out panties pre-menopause, post menopause, with various infections….from Yeast to Bacterial, we’ve been through it all….even a possible miscarriage, but I don’t believe I can knock up women, even at my prime….dead balls over here….but that gelatinous frog shaped ball of flesh must have been a fetus….we named him CLETUS….and unlike Chrissy Teigen we didn’t pose in family photos with it, or write poetry books for Hilary Clinton to retweet…but I do still have him in a jar after scraping him out of the panties, I figure one day science will be able to make him into the man I want him to be….someone to drink with or at least make me money so I can drink…

All this to say, wet spot Wednesday is vile..

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2020

18

Nov

Vr Man Gets his Dick Sucked and Other Videos of the Day

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Car Wash Fail

Ostrich Running on the Streets of China

Chinese Crotch Training

Dude Spitting Fire

Getting her Hair Did

Napping at Subway

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2020

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Days

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Porn generation. Pop music is about being cummed inside, being treated like a side bitch prostitute, having a wet ass pussy because empowerment…then there’s Bella Thorne who markets herself as the most important Disney kid who sells grey-area nudes on Only Fans brainwash her audience into thinking she’s real…it’s amazing that anyone can get anything done…

I used to think that running the site made me immersed in all the porn shit, so that the content I see is far sleazier than the average person, but I am pretty sure that I’ve been left in the dust on the porn shit, and that the normals have surpassed me in pornography….you see I have hated porn for at least 10 years, maybe even 15 years…it’s just garbage…but other people fucking love it….so it’s amazing that anyone can get anything done…

But then again, the porn generation all live with or off their parents, they don’t work, just sell themselves or nudes…crying mental health issues as the reason they don’t go to school, or want careers…when really it’s just extreme laziness..

I guess the hope is that the robots take over, because these perverts won’t be…but at least there will be a lot of fucking pussy selfies out there while the world implodes…

Ariana Grande Sings About Being Cummed Inside, Doing 69 and who the fuck knows what else…racy….Everything is Porn Now
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Dillon Brooks’ Baby Momma Exposes Him for Allegedly Buying Nudes on OnlyFans – CHECK HER BOOTY
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Catarina Correia Naked on Red Rocks!
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Songs on the Harpsichord
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Topless Painting of a Housewife Sells for $350k
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New Video Shows Eagles TE Dallas Goedert Getting in Man’s Face Before Being Sucker-Punched
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3D Graffite Plays Mind Tricks…
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Ass Spread
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Skateboarding on a Steep Hill
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Rachel Bush Calls Out Bills Fan for Sliding into Jordan Poyer’s DM – CHECK HER HOT PICS
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Under Water Welding
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Amazing Cover Of Barracuda By Heart By Two SLuts…
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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2020

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sexting in my era required actually convincing a girl to show you her pussy in person…whether it was for sexual purposes or not…you had to get down and dirty and make her think it was a great idea because you wanted a mental image of a vagina to jack off to…

With the advent of the internet and the cheapening of content, the vagina picture that started out as mental images, spank bank shit, turned into polaroids and eventually went digital…got cheaper to produce, less effort was involved, and all that.

So Sext Hard Tonight, or Look at the sexts girls upload and make public, these are BLESSED times, even if the world is collapsing and all that,…

Dua Lipa is Getting Groped During Goal Celebrations in “FIFA 21”
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Sydney Sweeney’s Beach Shoot!
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Hailee Steinfeld Hot in the Pool
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Huge Boobs Busting out of a Bikini Top
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Katya Elise Henry Goes Topless at the Beach
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Battle of the Redheds!
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Candice Swanepoel’s Swim Camapaign
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Jessica Alba’s Big Flirty Wink
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Here’s How Sounds Are Made For Reality TV Shows!
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LeAnn Rimes Nude for Glamour with Psoriasis
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Jimmy Fallon Had NFL Players Drop Funny Words into Interviews
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Skinny Bikini Ass
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Ariana Grande and Her Sex Doll Have a New Video
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Rainey Qualley in her Panties!
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Jade Chynoweth Dances in her Bikini
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Two Girls Twerking in skirts….
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Hilary Duff in a Tight Shirt!
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Subway Employee Just Falls Asleep While Making A Sandwich!
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Hot Skater Girl on a Steep Hill
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What Dinner at One of the Best Restaurants Looks Like
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Ariel Winter on a Giant Garlic…
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LaVar Ball Told His Sons That They’re Only Going to Meet “Hoes” Playing in the NBA
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Willow Shield’s Cleavage
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Tony Hawk’s Skateboard Prodigy
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John McAfee is Entertaining
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Would You Spend Your Vacation Sleeping On The Side Of A Cliff?
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West Wing Star in Hospital with COVID.
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Artist Drew Self portraits on Different Drugs – This is the Result…
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Neymar Has Reportedly Been in an “Open Relationship” With Brazilian Singer Gabily = SHE IS HOT.
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Model Laurine in the Wash Basin (nude)
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The Best COVID Mask
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Cement Truck Blows Tire
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This Strange 3D Graffiti Plays Tricks On Minds!
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Ellie Goulding’s 8 Million Dollar House
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Tutorial on How to Talk to Hot Women
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Meg Thee Stallion’s Face Down – Ass Up!
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Larry The Cable Guy Knocked His Tooth Out Celebrating Nebraska’s Win Over Penn State
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Two Models Posing with Houseplants
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Fat Black Booty Exposed in a Brawl
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Time Lapse Of A Monarch Butterfly Emerging From Its Cocoon!
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Footage Of Mirin Dajo Getting Stabbed With A Sword!
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The Voice of Bobby Hill’s Daughter is a Babe
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Model Hannah Hanrahan Toless
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Jimmy Butler and Selena Gomez Spotted Hanging Out This Weekend in New York
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White Water Rafting Fail
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Boat Entrance Fail
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2020 Elf on a Shelf
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Conan Has Officially Retired
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Diplo Goes Down for Revenge Porn…
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Scientist Called Elon Musk a Space Karen
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Failed Acrobatics
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Ronald McDonald Farts
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Waited for this Moment for All His Life
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Girl Gets a Good Kick to the Head
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Pregnant Emrata in a Bikini
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Dancing Bird
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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Gwyneth Paltrow in Leggigns!
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Amy Adams in a Magazine
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Vanessa Hudgens on the Streets in Ill-Fitting Sweatpants
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Vanessa Hudgens in Another Set of Ill Fitting Sweatpants
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Doja Cat in a Bra Top Outfit
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Lena Headey on a BMX
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Julianne Hough in Tight Pants
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Amber Heard in leggings is the Fucking Devil
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Ashley Benson in Mask Being Romantic
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Ariel Winter – Big Cleavage
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More Ariel Winter Big Cleavage
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Ashley Roberts in Fuck Me Boots
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Celebs Nude in Screen Caps
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Throwback 1978 Tits
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Emma Corrin – the New Princess Diana on a Jog
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Epic Masturbating…
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THE MISSISSIPPI MUDPACK
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Lesbian Helicopter
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Wet Panties to the Side
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THE TERMINATOR OF AMATEUR SEX
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Strong Tits….
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Double Barrelled
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Pussy Pass Denied….
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Jump Rope Titty Flash
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Busty Masturbator
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Lucy Rodriguez Drops a Bra!
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Falyn Fonoimoana – Best Volleyball Player in the World Ass!
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Birthing a Sex Toy
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Gwyneth Paltrow Nip
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GIRL IS AFRAID TO GET CAUGHT WHILE MASTURBATING OUTDOORS
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Claire Forlani Big Tits….
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Pink Toy
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Hot Girl and her Big Dildo
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Titty TikTok
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Amateur Reddit Model…
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What in the Scoobie Doo
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Aimee Lou Wood Boobs
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These Lips have Grip
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You May Never Fuck a Girl Like THis
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Christmas Season…
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Dude Pays College Kids to Fuck in Front of Him
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Dildo Fucker
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2020

17

Nov

On this day in Bella Thorne of the Day

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I don’t know what this Bella Thorne, weed looking outfit is from and I really don’t care, I just feel the need to post everything Bella Throne….she must have learned mind control tactics at the Disney Training camp she was sold to….because she sure as fuck didn’t learn to act when she was there…but she definitely knows how to be a fucking hype man…she just hypes up everything, having the time of her life, with far too much energy, consistently annoying, but into the whole sex and porn thing because that’s all part of the tactics to win over the minds of people…and everyone’s into sex and porn…so she just runs with it, she even became a sex worker in her own right, a Hollywood friendly one since she still wants those mainstream jobs…but needs to keep the audience engaged so they watch her shit…she’s that cheerleader cheerleading…all while looking like she smells like fart, or that she’d fart in video just to get a laugh, or maybe to get jerked off to by those fart fetishists, I don’t know…she’s making real fucking money and is consistently putting out barely nudes for her fan accounts and beyond…keeping that relevance up…before she eventually fades away with her 100s of millions of dollars…as they do…

Her mom is also in on the fun…

And her half sister that I think is going to bang the mom on Only Fans….and not in a hype it up kind of way…in a…I’m pretty sure that’s where it’s headed..

So that’s the updated on this day in Bella Thorne..the most important young starlet who can’t act, despite being Disney Trained

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2020

17

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are people too…

I am a huge supporter of all tits, especailly small tits, it’s a fetish of mine only because they aren’t sloppy vile messes that come with sloppy and disgusting bodies, and for the most part come with fit, toned, skinny girls….they are perky and I don’t even mind when they are just nipples…because the size of tits don’t make the girl…their pussies do…and I’m usually there for the pussy…

It does make me laugh when closet case idiots say flat girls are like fucking dudes, it’s some short sightedness that reminds you they are closet caases…only a fag would think sucking on a small tit was like sucking on a dude’s nipple, and they probably hate that they like it…because the last thing I am thinking of when tiny tits are in my mouth is how masculine it is…you see cuz I’m enjoying the female experience and gay thoughts don’t come to mind….and only would if I was fucking a female body builder and that’s just because they get little she dick hardons bigger than my own dick.

The whole point is that I celebrate small tits, I empower girls with small tits, and I refuse to endorse anything but the value of small tits…in hopes of discouraging small titty girls out there from ruining themselves with shitty implants….SMALL TIT POWER and here’s a bunch of small ti

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2020

17

Nov

Dua Lipa Tight Pants of the Day

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Dua Lipa is the busty youtuber turned popstar thanks to youtube cover songs….which is the way to the fucking top…

She started out as model who was told she was too fat….so she said fuck ya’ll I’m going to go sing shitty cover songs and get noticed for my tits…and it worked because she’s an “it girl”…..I think I just saw she’s releasing a song with Miley, and I mean once you go viral on the social media, you just print fucking money..

Here’s some random recent pics of her in tight bike shorts, feeling her big titties up, wearing fuck me boots, you know doing that “relevant” starlet in an era where that just means popular on social media…bullshit…

I don’t care, buy you may care..so here.

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2020

17

Nov

Emma Corrin Nipple Tape of the Day

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I have a shitty app on my phone called NEWS that I read when I am trying to take a shit through my inflamed hemmorhoids so bad I can’t find a hooker crackhead enough to suck the Prep H out of me….and on that app I get all kinds of useless news stories I don’t read because I am illiterate….

BUT the past week I’ve been seeing all this hype around The Crown, I guess Netflix spent a lot of money producing it and people are obsessed with the Royal Family, but I am more interested in anything but the Royal Family….but I guess since people are obsessed with the Royal Family and The Crown has been a big hit for the streamer, the girl who plays Princess Diana is going to go “Viral”….

Her name is Emma Corrin, she is from the UK, she has only played Princess Diana in the Crown, and she’s now on the fucking map…..

Whether you find her hot or not, is irrelevant, she’s in fishnets with her titties taped up, and that’s enough to get me to notice…sure I don’t care, there are more aspiring actors, influencers, etc than I can even keep up with, I am only one person, so a new one to the list is like zero exciting to me…but then again, nothing is exciting…and at least there’s some of her titty for GQ.

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2020

17

Nov

Charlotte Lawrence Flasher of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is a celebrity rich kid, her mom is from the Drew Carrey show and SCRUBS, while her dad was the creator or producer of SCRUBS, basically rich and connected fuckers, so naturally their daughter would grow up to be a vapid and useless instagram girl posting half naked content like ALL the other girls while pretending to be a talent of her own, when really she’s jut got access..

I don’t hate on anyone for using the access they have to have a purpose in life, if your dad’s a butcher and has a butcher shop, you’re an idiot to not go work at said butcher shop…same applies to farmers, etc, just build on whatever is there. I am a big supporter of nepotism and HATE that I never got any of that because life would have been FAR easier to navigate…

I just hate when these people with access are lazy and their purpose in life is idiotic like faking being a pop star now that you don’t need to know how to sing to be a singing on a song….it’s all computer shit…but it’s also vapid and uselessness…it’s like do something that matters…but instead these idiots just want to dance around like full retards at the fucking puppet show, or wherever retards dance….

This is her showing off some shitty BONES BRIGADE looking tattoo like she’s an 1980s skater. with a hard on for Powell Peralta….really important things…it’s like do something that matters…like starting a blog that takes photos of these people and talk shit…you know REAL important shit…I realize it is useless, but I also realize that I am not rewarded for this shit, so it all works out in the end…you see doing unimportant shit knowing you are unimportant is different.

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2020

17

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants have been trendy for a long fucking time at this point. I mean American apparel brought back the leggings in early 2000s, then the whole Lululemon bell bottom yoga pant that made the founders billionaires were probably around the same era. It was a revelation for people like me who were tired of seeing girls in the previous trend of oversized sweatpants, what a waste of an ass that could be falsely advertised as a hot ass with the use of tight pants…

So we’re probably 20 years deep into this tight pant era, but thanks to COVID, tight pants like leggings or other tight activewear are now more popular than ever. Bitches chose comfort and some motherfucker found a way to make comfort be as close to naked as possible…even if the strength of the stretch lies to us about how good the ass actually is, that doesn’t matter, since the pics of the asses in tight pants are probably photoshopped by the girl in the pic anyway….everything is a fucking lie….and some lies are better than others…like when the lie is about how good an ass looks…

That said, this is a compilation of girls in tight pants, I turn to tight pants for the pussy definition, since I like looking at pussy and knowing there’s a pussy in those pants is always rewarding to me….but the support to make the ass look good’s alright too…something for everyone in these pics I guess…

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