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2020

Nov

Amber Rose Undressing of the Day

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Amber Rose is doing some titty play for her fans, which I think is commendable work. If you’re going to make money any way, you might as well do it by showing your tits…and Amber Rose, who is a career sex worker, I mean she got her start stripping knows that more than the average person…she’s been getting rich 10 dollars a song at a time…until landing the golden Kanye ticket…which allowed her to get knocked up by at least 1 maybe 2 rappers…each paying hefty child support payments as rappers do….allowing that sex work to really make her dreams come true…

I am sure these titty grabs are more for fun than for money, you know why let an old skill die when you’ve done it for so long, but I do hear stories of girls making millions off Only Fans, so maybe it’s just the dumbest fucking cash grab in the history of cashgrabs…those 10 dollars a song are now 10 dollars a photo or more….bought by 1000s of perverts who want new Amber Rose tit pics instead of just googling pre-existing Amber Rose tit pics…

The good news is that she’s not Amber Heard…because not all Ambers are created equally.

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2020

Nov

Caylee Cowan Almost Asshole of the Day

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I don’t really know what you’d categorize Caylee Cowan as, but I guess she’s a Glamour Model or maybe a Fetish Model or even an Instagram model, who despite barely existing in the grand scheme of the world has something like 400k followers thanks to her massive natural tits….these big natural titty girls can go a long way with their natural titties, that’s all I know…

She has also done some low level acting, she’s got a few titles to her IMDB, including producer of some documentary, so she’s doing things…I just don’t know if those things really matter…

Her most important job is being the girl that very rich Rick Salomon of Paris Hilton Sex tape fame – fucks….he’s old, he’s rich, he likes having a good time, her tits are big and after being married to Pam Anderson twice, probably nice to feel what real tits feel like….even if big tits come with sloppy bodies…stomachs…asses…thighs…it’s the estrogen man…

She’s here showing you lazy ways to tighten up the body, because diet and exercise is for losers when you can just jack yourself up….not to mention, you just photoshop the shit out of yourself for social media…no one cares that your actual self is a pile of slop…

Dude like this kind of thickness, so this one’s for you dudes…..I mean titties…

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2020

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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I guess there are creepier things to be into than MILFS, which for the most part are actual moms and not just middled aged single women pretending to be mom’s in efforts to get those OnlyFans subscribers….you know the sneaky “milf” appropriators who basically call themselves MILFs because they are old to be MILFS but are more like Jennifer Aniston and babyless because they made all those modern woman decisions to be career oriented and to have fun rather than breed….only to feel empty at 40 and eager to get naked on the internet to feel some level of “mattering”….this is them mattering..

Now I don’t know why dudes, young or old are into Milfs, the idea of a baby being shat out of a womb is one that confuses me and that seems so unnatural…I am sure there is some psychology behind the whole baby making being a turn on….maybe it’s that dudes into MILFs secretly want to fuck their moms, you know momma boy shit…maybe its that dudes are into more believable pussy…meaning that they could likely fuck a MILF before an actual hot young chick….I just know there are so many MILFs on the internet posting MILF content on the MILF internet and here’s this week’s round up for those of you less into celebrity and more into naked amateur moms.

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2020

Nov

Ashley Graham Tit of the Day

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I have written some pretty horrible things about Ashley Graham because she’s a vile and disgusting monster that is wrongfully being celebrated by the marketing industry or corporate America……all because they need a decent looking fat girl to make themselves seem like they understand the market, that they are inclusive, and that they aren’t the evil patriarchy that has these standards for models seeing as their job is to look good on camera…while the fat activists feel that there are hot fat chicks who are worthy too…now more than ever…since everyone is fat…into chronic illness, bad hygiene, sleep apnea and other fat person shit…

I have written pretty horrible things about Ashley Graham because I don’t believe in rewarding fat girls for being fat, getting fat is one of the easiest things I’ve ever done…you sit and it..it’s not worth rewarding…

I think fat is a fucking terrorist attack on the American people and will strain the healthcare industry…and I think anyone who tries to offset that with some moral high ground “we all deserve a chance” or “fat people are people too” have had one too many blowjobs from a fat girl who treated the dick like the last dick it would ever have, the way fat girls were before they were seen as hot and model worthy…but also treated the dick like an ice cream cone because they like to eat…

Anyway, I think it is a crime against humanity to give these fat girl the “it’s ok to be fat, because the market is fat and we are selling to them”…since Science, and as you know everyone is hyped on Science….at least when it comes to covid, but not when it comes to obesity…which is stange..

Anyway, here’s the fatty who has made millions being fat, like a novelty act….playing with her mom tits…I doubt this is hot to anyone, but it happened…if anything it’s Ashley Graham would have had a great career in BBW porn, but instead got that mainstream money….she’s got the last laugh, assuming she lives past 60 even though statistically she won’t unless she starts that less food, more calories burned things.

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2020

Nov

Jennifer Lopez Cleavage of the Day

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J.Lo is one of those psychopath overachievers who managed to plow down anyone who got in her way in her quest to be the most famous bitch around….and I guess it worked, she’s J.Lo…the actor, singer, everything she touches turns to GOld except maybe Affleck’s dick that I am sure just turns into flacid alcoholic dick covered in celeb herpes sores…but everything else she touches turns to gold…except maybe Diddy’s dick, I mean that dude’s fucked some trash…I know at least one of the trash he’s fucked…but everything non-dick oriented she’s touched has turned to gold…because she’s a manipulative nutcase who knows how to brainwash and trick her fans into thinking she matters…

She was involved in the People’s Choice awards, which is almost as bad as the American Music Awards in relevance, not that any of these award shows are quality, especially not now, but they keep them going for whatever reason, despite no one watching. I guess they need to convince these people who have already won that they can win amongst themselves in catetories that don’t matter.

They also play that the People’s Choice awards are chosen by the people, but really the record labels farm out sweatshop call centers in India with VPNs to vote 10000s of times for their stars they want to see win…like J.Lo probably hired that service back with the People’s Choice voting began…it’s all part of the scam…

Her new angle is to pull this “as women shit”….about not letting men write women off…and about women being powerful and limitless like J.Lo…some bullshit aspirational words that you know she doesn’t mean…she thinks J.Lo is limitless, not other bitches, other bitches are the enemy that she needs to dominate and not in a fuck them up the ass way, but in a bitch “I’m on top” way…

So as she panders to women of all colors, she also panders to women of all ages…saying beauty doesn’t have an expiration date…which is clearly a FUCKING lie…

We all know beauty has an experiation date, but because she’s jacking her face up and doing fitness and eating well and is still fuckable as a mom in her 50s thanks to being rich as shit…she’s angling that too….

Anything to keep the fans excited for her…pretending to be some inspiration…when really she’s a fucking scam…..

Good cleavage performance though.

J.LO was also at the Peoples Choice Awards lastnight..

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2020

Nov

The Most Awkward Nude Video of the Day

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I saw this posted on the internet and it made me feel uncomfortable. I guess that’s what the people mean when they say “CRINGE” or “CRINGEWORTHY”…it’s that feeling in the depth of your soul of embarrassment for a person because they are so fucking awkward, not that I typically feel emotional responses to things I see on the internet or for people on the internet…part of my charm is having a ruthless lack of empathy for anyone on the internet…I am nicer in person….but the internet is just the internet, not real life, and if people put content of themselves out there, I’ll treat it like I treat my opinion of a TV show, a Book, a Movie…if it needs to be cut down, slaughtered, or shit on…I figure it’s fair game….the people who make said content don’t agree with that assessment or vision, but they clearly don’t understand the internet despite getting naked on the internet..

So this video, which I can appreciate as a concept, is the evolution of a girl’s confidence in posting nudes…from awkward and shy to fully out there stripping with a sex face on….It’s a nice way to be creative in your nude content especially since posting nudes is awkward at first, until you get that feedback and embrace the inner sex worker…we can relate or at least see where it is coming from….

It’s just that watching the finished version of it is so uncomfortable to me, that the joke or the observational self analysis / self awareness is replaced with feeling embarrassed for the poor girl….but luckily, horny dudes are probably loving it and other nude girls relating to it…making it a win…just not a win to me…

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2020

Nov

Kira Kosarin Bra of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is some 23 year old who was on some Nickelodeon show, so you know she’s dealt with perverts or at least that her fanbase are some serious fucking perverts…which would explain why she’s posting up titty content in at least 3 instances over the last week – because it probably gets the most likes, engagement and makes her feel alive and relevant…you see titties have that power for the ladies who own said titties…

Now you may be wondering why she’s posting titty pics, not that you’re actually wondering why she’s posting titty content, we know why she’s posting titty content, when you got titties, use the titties to get scene…spread those wings and fly as they say….only it’s less spreading, despite spreading making for a better image, but instead it’s more about spreading her REACH to more people who don’t give a fuck about Kira Kosarin, or at least didn’t care about Kira Kosarin until seeing her titties…not that this is seeing her tits, which is actually pretty disappointing…but there are still tits even if they are 75% covered. Boring. Yes.

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2020

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Breast Monday is one of those posts I fucking hate, but do anyway, because I figure if people are actively producing this content, there’s a need for it to be compiled weekly and put out there for all the weirdos into this kind of thing….

As a pervert, I can understand the sexualization of basically anything….I don’t necessarily agree with the sexualization of everything, but I can get that tits are hot and the functional purpose of tits, beyond tits being hot in all sizes, or being great ofr titty fucking or titty cummed on or titty sucked or titty grabbed for 10 dollars a song…i mean the actual functional purpose of tits….to feed offspring….gross, I know…

So I don’t know where the lines got blurred for these exhibitionists who were at one time pregannt and who still lactate…I know that there’s sexual appeal to anything tit related, and maybe these moms liked when they were breast feeding, they liked the release when their breasts got gorged, dudes everywhere liked the fullness of the tits so they kept pumping even after the baby was off the tit….or maybe there husband liked being showered in tit milk….so much that they decided “let’s take this to the internet”….

So here they are…taking it to the internet to be hot for the people into titty lactaction….which could be you since you were never breast fed, it could be homeless people since they are hungry, or it could be weirdos into biological systems like titties making milk…a fucking weird and terrifying concept…

I do like that women have the ability to find or feel hot doing anything cuz dudes are so fucking horny and desperate they’ll give nothing but praise and support and tell them how hot they are so they do more…life.

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2020

Nov

Madelaine Petsch Thinks She’s Twerking of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch is the hot redhead on Riverdale, no not Archie you queers, the hot redhead that I guess was the dream girl in the Archie Comics, but who plays some incest twin in the TV show version, which is a terrible fucking show, I’ve seen enough of it to know it was a made for TV movie that accidentally failed upwards and turned into a 10 season pile of shit that the writers are confused by where to take it….

I know redheads are typically monsters that you’d leave in the woods to fend for themselves because you want nothing to do with that Devil shit…and I know that redheads and their ginger pubic hair fire crotch shit can be a terrifying concept when it is neon orange constrasted against the overly pink pussy on the milky white skin…

Bu Madelaine Petsch, who I think is South African, so she’s statistically got AIDS, speaks Swahili or Afrikaans, I don’t know African languages….and despite being whiter than white, is still more African than anyone in the Black Lives Matter movement..but I guess the wrong side of African, more the white African colonialists that shipped the slaves to America / Cuba the Caribbean…who have since gone onto make Rihanna..since South African whites are notoriously racists…

Anyway, they call this a “Struggle Twerk” which I guess is the same a bootleg twerk, or a failed twerk, since girl’s got nothing to jiggle, but she fucking wants to jiggle….

It’s more of a fitness twerk, because GLUTES made of muscle, which is the best way to fake an ass rather than getting as injections like al lthe other girls…and I’ve never thought a fit ass was a bad ass, because round and firm is round and firm…..and not some Female Body Builder DICK CLIT that comes with female body building, if anything it means she’s got anal control as she can isolate each ass muscle to gyrate…and she felt the need to share the fans, I’m into it.

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2020

Nov

Phoebe Tonkin Deep Stretch of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin may not be a household name, but she probably should be, since she’s an actor and she’s hot…This is a compilation of her doing some deep stretching with some seemingly long thin legs, which is my fetish….skinny and toned fit hot bodied girls….who aren’t wheelchair bound and can actually get their flex on…hot…

Funny enough, before seeing these deep stretch flexibility pics today, I heard Phoebe Tonkin GOSSIP…which I guess isn’t really gossip, but when you barely know who the hot Australian actress is, it’s news to me….

That news is that she’s in a relationship with some nerd from the nerd band Phantom Planet that you know because they sang CALIFORNIA – the O.C’s theme song and their drummer is Wes Anderson’s fuck toy Jason Schwartzman….who for the record is a COPOLA…SHOUT OUT FRANCIS FORD…

Anyway, the lead singer of Phantom Planet is the dude that Brie Larson mooched off of for a bunch of years when she was failing as an actor, before selling her soul to the industry because she’s a demon, and winning that Oscar which has paved the way for her to keep on winning, and thus doesn’t need a dude like the lead singer from Phantom Planets to sugar baby off of….you see, Brie Larson was a heavy fucking try hard loser for the longest time before she “hit”…..

Apparently there is love beyond the hell that Brie Larson built, because he’s getting up in this hotness…probably deep inside this hotness, because she’s got that flexibility needed to get balls deep.

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