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2020

Nov

Phoebe Tonkin Deep Stretch of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin may not be a household name, but she probably should be, since she’s an actor and she’s hot…This is a compilation of her doing some deep stretching with some seemingly long thin legs, which is my fetish….skinny and toned fit hot bodied girls….who aren’t wheelchair bound and can actually get their flex on…hot…

Funny enough, before seeing these deep stretch flexibility pics today, I heard Phoebe Tonkin GOSSIP…which I guess isn’t really gossip, but when you barely know who the hot Australian actress is, it’s news to me….

That news is that she’s in a relationship with some nerd from the nerd band Phantom Planet that you know because they sang CALIFORNIA – the O.C’s theme song and their drummer is Wes Anderson’s fuck toy Jason Schwartzman….who for the record is a COPOLA…SHOUT OUT FRANCIS FORD…

Anyway, the lead singer of Phantom Planet is the dude that Brie Larson mooched off of for a bunch of years when she was failing as an actor, before selling her soul to the industry because she’s a demon, and winning that Oscar which has paved the way for her to keep on winning, and thus doesn’t need a dude like the lead singer from Phantom Planets to sugar baby off of….you see, Brie Larson was a heavy fucking try hard loser for the longest time before she “hit”…..

Apparently there is love beyond the hell that Brie Larson built, because he’s getting up in this hotness…probably deep inside this hotness, because she’s got that flexibility needed to get balls deep.

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2020

Nov

Sommer Ray Greased Up of the Day

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I find it very weird that the people who present themselves as “influencers’ and who pretend they aren’t just exhibitionists seeking fame, attention, followers, money, whatever….all tactics to monetize off the perverts who are only following them because they are jacking off to them….or pretend that their feed isn’t for perverts jacking off to them…but rather people into health and wellness….

Because when pics like this happen, oiled up Glamour shots in the gym, with her arms pushing up her tits into cleavage, you clearly realize you’re dealing with someone who isn’t so much a fitness influencer, but rather a bitch who does fitness in various sexual poses to get jerked off to….

Florida Trash Sommer Ray gets maisntream hype, they actually pretend she’s this fitness icon, some Jane Fonda of her generation, when obviously she’s borderline softcore pornographer and the fitness is just an angle to make it seem less desperate, useless, shameless..

Now I don’t care that girls post oiled up pics of themselves for the feed, even though that’s heavy narcissism…heavy “i want to be a model so bad I created an empire”….I don’t care that girl is milking it and cashing in…good on her…

I just care that no one calls it out as fetish shit, but instead pretend this is practical workout shit….I mean I guess it is since the only cardio we all get is through jerking off and I am sure some of you can at least get started in the jerk off looking at this…I think completion to this would be challenging even for the horny, backed up, pervert..

So keep the fitness pics coming girl, we need more deep squats that showcase a glimpse of asshole to really feel that burn, which unfortunately is prostatis because we’re old….you know the DEMO you don’t tell your high paid ad partners…”so 60 percent of my audience are fat perverts in their 40s and 50s who jerk off to me”….which is kinda rude and not very nice to those who actually occupy her fan base. SHOUT OUT us.

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2020

Nov

Dude Drives Through Grocery Store and Other Videos of the Day

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Disinfection Tunnel in France

Road Raging Chick

Crackhead Shit…

Santa Toy Fucks Twerking Reindeer Toy

BLM Beat an Old Guy in a Trump Shirt

6 Cops VS 1 Dude

Blonde Girl Getting Attacked by BLM

Antifa Dude with a Chain Hits Guy in Wheel Chair

Idiot Tries to Grab Trump Flag – Drives into Pole

Terrible Bike Accident

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2020

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It seems like sex for the younger generation is like “oops I farted” level of “importance”…you know that scratching an itch, which is probably the way sex should be at least from a pervert’s perspective, you know “why make a big deal out of this girl, it’s just something that feels good for both of us, we should just do it as often as we can, it’s not like there’s anything better to do between screening the latest TIKTOK chinese spyware…”….but it also seems like sex for the younger generation is also like “Oops I farted…so maybe you’ll want to use that garden hose to suck the shit out of me, before fucking my ass”…since licking ass has levels to it….

All this to say, it’s pretty irritating that COVID has turned celebs into influencers….doing that shitty influencer content…

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Bella Thorne is a Fighter.
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Nadine Leopold in Lingerie
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The Umbrella Man Conspiracy Of The John F. Kennedy Assassination
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Rick Moranis Attacker Arrested
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Olivia Culpo Stripped Down to Her Lingerie for MAXIM
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Robee Breevaart Topless in Studio
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Can ABS Be More Dangerous For Cars In The Winter?
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Biker Hits SUV Head On
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Iguana Chased by Snakes!
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Cavaliers Guard Kevin Porter Jr. Was Arrested for Improperly Handling a Firearm in a Vehicle
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Kinga Zzekaj Naked in Shadows
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James Harden Wants Out of Houston, Has Asked for a Trade
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Opening Of The Wilson Inlet Bar!
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NSFW – CUCUMBER FUCKER
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2020

Nov

Shower Sundays of the Day

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I guess I was supposed to post these over the weekend, but I was drunk and being drunk makes it hard for me to get on a computer and write nonsense about girls who take hot nude or half nude selfies in the shower for the sake of having hot content to post on the internet…

I definitely have a shower fetish, I am the kind of person who would live in the shower if I could. It’s so warm and cozy and it’s where I come up with all my brilliant ideas and things to say that no one bothers reading or paying attention to….so despite everyday being for showers, Sunday is the day I am supposed to post all these pics of girls in the shower, who I think are less interested in getting clean, but more interested in giving us that voyeur experience…like the time I tried to sneak into the women’s lockerroom in highschool to watch them shower, to watching my foster mother shower, to trying to sneak into the lockerroom at the YMCA where I had a gym membership in 1999 to see them shower, to asking every girl I’ve ever known to let me watch them shower, or at least hop in the shower with me to jerk off to them….the shower…a wonderful, mindful place, for sexy time….at least when you’re a voyeur…which I am.

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2020

Nov

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

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I guess I was supposed to post these over the weekend, but I was drunk and being drunk makes it hard for me to get on a computer and write nonsense about pics of fat girls who either upload nudes of themselves for the fat fetishists out there who I know exist, because I’ve met them…..then there’s the whole horny dude who doesn’t realize that jerking off alone is as fulfilling as getting your dick sucked…pretty much the same outcome so you don’t really need to lower yourself to having some KFC smelling saliva and grease on your cock after a fancy UBER EATS order for the fatty from TINDER….

I do not find fat girls hot, I find them lazy pigs who eat too much,. I am married to a fat woman who was fat before fat empowerment and body shaming created body positivity and brands felt the DECENt thing to do was encourage and reward these fatties…nd I don’t subscribe to the genetic thing….it’s diet and exercise bitch…calories in and calories out…and the fat that these girls are all willing to get naked, is pretty amazing, since I’d feel nothing but shame and humiliation…disappointment in myself…but they can tap into that fatness and see positive vibes thanks to TINDER and the MEDIA telling them big is beautiful…when it’s not…but at least it can come with huge tits…

The funny thing is that I am not even trying to shame these fatties, I am celebrating them because girls who get naked on the internet are amazing, more common and come in all sizes…and the fat girls getting naked are still more interesting to me than the celebs doing the same thing..

So here’s those plus sized for the plus sized fans, because it is important to have a little something for everyone, even if it’s not my preference…and it is MY right to think fat is vile….I am fat, it’s like a black person using the “n-word” the gays using the “Faggot” word…you get what I am saying here…I’m allowed to make fun of fatties cuz I am one, married to one, and know fat and the premature death it causes all too well…

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2020

Nov

Skinny Girl Saturday of the Day

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I guess I was supposed to post these over the weekend, but I was drunk and being drunk makes it hard for me to get on a computer and write nonsense about pics of girls who think they are skinny enough to be hashtagged our uploaded to the skinny girl group…but because the world is so fat, some girls who think they are skinny are not the true meaning of skinny…they are basically the GRINCH WHO STOLE SKINNY, who by comparison to all the fatties are skinny, but for someone from an era of skinny girls being the norm, true skinny is some starved out eating disorder shit…just fucking skin and bones….the shit that unrealistic body expectations were built on…the reason I have a tall skinny model fetish….but I guess these girls despite not being as skinny as I want…aren’t fat…so this is Skinny Girl Saturday…on a MONDAY…lol….I’m suck a failure.

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2020

Nov

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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I guess I was supposed to post these over the weekend, but I was drunk and being drunk makes it hard for me to get on a computer and write nonsense about pics of girls in bikini that really have no point besides being girls in bikinis…I don’t even know if these girls in swimsuits were even the people who uploaded these pics…or if I just got them from bootleg weird pervert’s channel where he compiles all the bikini pics he can find since it’s his fetish….I just know girls in bikinis, even everyday girls in bikinis, especially every day girls in bikinis as far as social media is concerned…the vacation bikini pic of people you know, co-workers, your friend’s wife has provided hours of jerking off…..and then there’s the amateur bikini model trying to be the next Swimsuit model getting in their bikinis…it’s just always a good time when it comes to bikinis…so this was cued for saturday, to keep the site alive over the weekend, but I suck at life…and I think DrukenStepfather.com is a nice reflection of that.

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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I assume that it’s hard to find a hair dresser to braid your dick hairs….when bored I suggest calling every hair salon and asking for their best looking hair dresser to hop on the phone…then ask her if she does any “at home” services because you want your dick hairs braided…tight in a corn row…cultural appropriation corn rows..to make it more offensive….so if you’re a hair dresser out of work because of COVID or you know one…maybe housecall dick hair braiding is the fucking money maker….

I wonder if anyone will be getting AIDS from Santa this year, you know with Mall’s shut down and all, will there even be a Santa out there to give you AIDS? I guess we’ll find out….

Never forget that recycled air may be bad for COVID but is better than recycled condoms….or I guess it would be reusing condoms not recycling them…who even uses condoms…this joke only worked in the gay clubs back in the 90s…

I am dated….This has just been a 16 year warm up…or a 16 is year demise….I’ve been doing this shit 16 years….we’ll figure it out, or we won’t.

Keep up your social media activism, you mainstream, boring, repetitive drone fuck…or tell me how it is Friday the 13th in 2020 again…..and I’ll keep up my stepLINKS of the Day like the boring, repetitive, drone fuck….

In Honor of Masters Week – because I care about golf and the yuppie pinhead bros who jack off to golf – Let’s Take a Look at Bryson Dechambeau’s Girlfriend Sophia Phalen Bertolami’s BIG TITTTIES!
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Bella Hadid in a Bikini Top for her Tie Dye Party
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Pia Mia Perez Booty from a Good Angle
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Long Jumper Maryna Bekh-Romanchuk Takes a Break From Training in Her Bikini
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Thong Booty Crushing Watermelons
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Caprice is Still Around and she has Pokies!
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Kate Upton in Leggings
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Josephine Skriver Instagram VS Reality
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Nicola Peltz in a Sheer Robe
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Josh Allen’s Girlfriend Brittany Williams Drops a Couple of Smoking Hot Selfies
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Friends Reunion Delayed until March 2021
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Funny Memes
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Granny at some Porn Convention asking for Tips….
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Candice Wiggins See Through!
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Kat Dennings New hair
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Hot Dress to Wrap. her New Movie
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Charlotte McKinney’s But for Charity
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Ellen – All is Forgiven
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102-Year-Old Dancer Sees Herself On Screen For The First Time!
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Smashing an Xbox X
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Jordan Poyer Spent His Free Time Massaging Rachel Bush’s Butt
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Matrix cast throws a party in Berlin, against the rules
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Idiotic Workers Comp Claim
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Brie Larson’s Learning to Dance on Youtube and It’s Bad!
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Cara Delevingne Reveals her Halloween Costume Yesterday and SHe’s Not Wearing Pants
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Megyn Kelly will never return to mainstream media
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Two Ladies Go through the times with their outfits…
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Natali is Plus Sized and Naked in Nature…
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Holly Sonders Doing Her Thing in a Skintight Bodysuit
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The Great Escape Of The Lucky Penguin vs Orcas!
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Awkward Backstreet Boy TikTok
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sexy Prisoner Outfit with the Tits Out
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Hot Babe of the Day – Lucy Markovic is My New Girl Crush!
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CeeDee Lamb’s Girlfriend Claims She Was Hacked After Sharing a DM From Vikings WR Justin Jefferson
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Weird Bikini Top Wearing Girl Does Some Mirror Optical Illuasion
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Hot Model Ida Toft in her Bikini
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Odell Beckham Jr’s Girlfriend Sends Him a Positive Message After His ACL Surgery
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Body Painted ASs
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Absolutely Massive Alligator Spotted Strolling Around In A Golf Course In Florida!
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Vehicle Pileup on Interstate 94
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Noah Cyrus on Film!
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Paulina Gretzky Makes an Appearance at the Masters
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Bebe Rexha Big Cleavage
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Booty Peek Thanks to Short Shirt
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Top 5 Hollywood Butts!
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Model Myrtille Revemont Nipple Peak
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Best On Camera Jog
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie
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Asking Navy Officers How Often They Get Shot In The Body Armour Or Helmet!
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Vietnam Shoots M60 First Time since Vietnam
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Eiza Gonzalez is Hot Getting Coffee
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Lea Seydoux in some Thigh High Socks
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2020

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Giving Off Cam Girl Vibes of the Day

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I was talking shit on celebrities doing influencer shit now because they are attention seekers and go where the eyeballs are. They want that money and know that social presence is where the money comes from. That’s the era we live in…..so they are out here doing youtube channels, IG tactics, even lame as shit TikTok Dances and the whole thing should be beneath them, but I guess when they see how easy it is to be a self produced whore, life without social media becomes the past….

I mean these are professionally trained, high paid people doing bottom feeding things cuz that’s the content people consume…all trying to be a Kardashian…and the whole thing lacks a snobbiness, reduces them to real desperates, but as professionals they just smile their way through it…

Part of me wants celebs to remain celebs, who are off grid and obscure until they come out to do some epic movie roll or stunt…the day to day content stream becomes just a little annoying…I don’t need to see Hudgens at 30 being her hottest she’s been doing bootleg shit everyday…but when it involves this short short twerk nonsense, despite being lame as shit, it’s definitely worth the watch….the Only Fans thing went viral for the mainstream, next up…cam girl shit…and I guess despite hating celebs lowering themselves to this, I don’t mind some of the shit they output…

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