Bella Thorne’s been best described by my friend Steve as someone who looks like she smells like ass. That’s not a direct quote, but you get the idea…the hooker you hired who ran out of wet-ones and wasn’t able to get to the closest Walmart bathroom to rinse off, only for you to have some pussy you’re paying that smells like you do after a week of winter camping….not that I camp but I assume that a week with no water while being stuck in snowpants to keep warm for that week….nothing but stink…yeah that was a stretch, I think dirty asshole was enough description you needed….all this to say “shoutout steve”…

Anyway, in being EDGY and PORNY, trying to bridge the gap of horny, oversexualized, over-sexed, cumming feels good let’s all talk about it far too much, she launched an Only Fans cash grab where she’s just doing it for the easy cash grab, she’s already made millions dipping her toe in porn….but she’s also doing it because she’s an exhibitonist, an attention seeking pervert….and flashing people is exciting….

She’s still pretty fucking bad at taking nudes, this is the most strategic naked she’s been on her onlyfans to date, and so many poor fucks she’s exploiting and taking advantage of probably paid heavy for this…so feel happy you weren’t one of those people, because if you’re like me, these celebs make enough and the slutty content on social should be free marketing initiatives to hype the fans up…this paying for content is a terrible situation that I assumed we moved away from…but I was wrong…

Despite being this sexual character doing sex work….on the lowest level of sex work…which isn’t really a major stretch from the sex work she did as a child star for the pervert industry that groomed her….she lacks serious sex appeal….she’s got the “Band Camp” Alyson Hannigan level of sex appeal…that’s an American Pie reference, but the best thing to describe this, not because it’s “red head shit” but because when Hannigan talks about fucking her flute or whatever she fucked in band Camp…there was zero hotness to it…it was a “ugghhhh” situation…

What I find annoying is that the mainstream that she doesn’t need because she has her own channel, hasn’t blacklisted her yet for her sexual solicitation….there was once morality clauses and many people get banned on social media for less aggressive shit….but because she’s famous, they let it slide…that’s discrimination…down with the elitists….

All this to say, her nude fucking sucks….this is someone trained to be on camera and this is what she gives us….clearly her cash grab is just a troll…a joke…that makes her a ton of money because she’s a shitty person.

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