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2020

12

Nov

Katie Holmes Leotard of the Day

Katie Holmes is someone I’ve just assumed was a robot created in the Scientology lab in Tom Cruises basement….an early model in AI Sex Dolls because these people are fucking rich and can create AI Sex Dolls to live their best Stepford Wife Life….because since leaving the Church with her “kid” in tow…she’s been nothing but a fucking robot….maybe she needs a firmware update…

I know that I’ve seen Katie Holmes in person when I was walking my dog, she didn’t even crack a smile when she saw his studly pug features, so I know that she has no fucking soul…she’s also a tall and terrifying looking woman in person, but for whatever reason people liked her, Tom Cruise bought her, and now she’s in VOGUE in 80s leotards, which is probably around the time she was removed from her Human body and implanted into her Alien Robot created body….because even in these pics you can tell she has no soul….

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2020

12

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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If you got yourself some big titties in this era of using your titties to get noticed, which really isn’t a new thing, I am sure since the invention of tits, they’ve been used for self serving opportunistic reasons by the people who own the titties that are substantial enough to excite people….it’s just that this era is more literal since everyone is an A.D.D. Autistic fuck so they have to LITERALLY use their tits to get noticed, rather than know they were using their tits to get noticed, but do it subtly so that it doesn’t seem like they are using their tits to get noticed, so when they get to where they want to be, they don’t have to really feel like it is just because of the tits, even when it is….but now they’ve desexualized tits, they’ve empowered showing their tits, and they realize how fun it is to produce content around their tits….and that’s pretty much win for all of us who don’t care what the context is around the showing of tits, we just want to see the damn tits….so if EVERY women in the world wants to do a TITTY drop…we’re ready to stare at them…

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2020

12

Nov

Tits Give a Aluminum Polishing Lesson and Other Videos of the Day

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Snake Surprise

Russian Firefighters

Bat in the House to Give COVID

Fail of the Day

VR Takes Out TV

Bill Blasio’s Daughter Slips Up

LA Gang Shoot Out

Woman VS BLM Sign Owned by a Mental Case…

Cops Taser Resistor

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2020

12

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Sometimes I think to myself….”if only all girls looked like Kylie Jenner”…since not nearly enough of them are jacking their fucking faces…sucking the fat out of their guts and re-injecting it into their asses so they have the curves in the right place without actually working out, they are young and work is not an option….it’s a pay me to exist era of shitty fucking people….who blame mental health and deep rooted “trauma” for sucking…it’s like every fucking person under the age of 25 is “trauma trauma trauma”….life is fucking traumatic starting the day you are ripped out of your mother’s womb from your comfortable sack of uterus juice you float in….grow a fucking pair and stop trying to sell us all on your trauma…or mental health…it’s boring..and so am I..

Here are some morning links…

Instagram Golfer Brittany Catore? is Worth a Look
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Madelaine Petsch’s Hot Morning Workout
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Hot Model Justine Nicolas Naked in the Sand
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Guys Will Do ANything for a Wet T-Shirt
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Corey Seager’s Fiancee Wore a Form Fitting Swimsuit With His Face On It
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Hot Naked Redhead!
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Scary Kenneth Copeland Edit
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Parkour is Embarrassing but Still Cool
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This Is The U.S. Military’s Most Powerful Gun!
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Teenager From Utah Saves His Friend From Choking!
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Veteran Tetris Expert Tries Tetris Effect!
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Alex Trebek’s Wedding Photo from 1990
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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2020

11

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I always find it funny when facebook or whatever social network like google flag me for content that I pulled off their fucking site….so I used to post the daily posts on my IG Stories, before realizing fuck social media, since I always hated that shit, why bother desperately trying to get clicks from there to here…when here’s a happier lonely place that doesn’t need them…but when I’d post the posts on the stories, they’d get flagged as porn….so I’d post a Bella Thorne Underwear dance from her IG feed, and because it was on DrunkenStepfather…it’d get deleted, then my account deleted, all I am doing is reposting shit posted to the mainstream social networks….and I’m the porn site….seems unfair, but life is unfair, and since I wasn’t raised in the everyone deserves a participation trophy era, I am ok with that….and since I wasn’t raised in the everyone deserves a trophy era, I am not transgender, I do not have a pronoun, I do not sell butthole pics on Only Fans, but if I did it would be terrifying….sitting on a computer all day while fat does a number to your anus…you wouldn’t have thought it, but I look like a banged out male prostitute who’s in his 50s and still working the streets 35 years after getting his start as a 15 year old teen runaway back when AIDS still existed…..but you get what I mean….and that is that Cyber Bullying is hilarious…and they shouldn’t shut the cyber bullies down….as a society and species we need to laugh together at the expense of one…

So that’s my advice for the night, big tech is evil…the world is inconsistent and everyone is hypocrites….remember Kim K can sign up to do porn when it was blacklisted and turn into a billionaire…while actual porn chicks get deleted and end up dying of drug overdoses only for Bella Thorne to hop in and pushe her porn channels to not get deleted…but for me to share with you because her tits are out….for me to get deleted and no die of a drug overdose…I’m a cockroach motherfuckers….

Nothing makes sense…not even the stepLINKS…are you still jerking off to my male prostitute analogy to describe my anal ogy?

Here are some stepLINKS…

Gisele Drops Some Inspiration on the Beach in a Bikini
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Emma Roberts Hot Baby Bumping!
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Madison Pettis is Red Hot!
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Bouncy Tits on the Beach
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Tiger Woods’ Mistress Rachel Uchitel is Telling All in an Upcoming HBO Documentary
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Candice Swanepoel Nipple Pokies while Jogging!
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Julianne Hough Selfies her Sweaty Cleavage!
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Canadian Pole Vaulter Robin Bone is Worth a Look
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Dashcam Footage Of Trailer Fishtailing!
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These Guys Remade The Movie “Tenet” With A $20 Budget And It’s Better Than The Actual Movie
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Cute Baby Seal Rolls Up on Photographer..
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Some Funny Memes
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Short Guys with their Tall Girlfriends is Funny
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Cardi B apologises after being accused of cultural appropriation
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Late Night Jogger has Massive Tits
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Zendaya High Kicks for Elle!
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Bella Thorne’s Spooky Teaser!
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Alex Trebek Dropping F-Bombs is Very Entertaining
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Hilary Duff Selfies Her Massive Bosom In A Tight Tanktop!
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Lena Miculek Quad Loads her Shotgun….
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Here Are Some Shocking Truths About Amanda Bynes!
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Pickle Rick is now ready for consumption
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Hot Swimsuit Body….
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Texans Fire VP of Communications Amy Palcic for No Longer Being “A Cultural Fit”
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Halsey Wrote a Poetry Book!
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Polina Malinovskaya is Still Sunkissed – Nude Model
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Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin Bieber in Tight Pants!
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Husband Can’t Get Drinks With His Friends Because Of His Wife – WHIPPED.
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The Monkey Dog Does Some Parkour!
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First look at new Gossip Girl cast in action
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Girl Pulls Her Friend’s Pants Down at the Gym
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Bella Hadid is a Star!
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DPS Using A Grappler Bumper
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The Infamous Truck-Wrecking Bridge Has Been Raised, But Clearly Not Enough!
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Aaron Rodgers Questions the NFL’s COVID-19 Protocols
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Getting Ready with Selena Gomez!
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Big Booty Girl Doesn’t Fit in her Pants
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Blu Hunt Nipples in Thin, White Wifebeater
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The Season Finale of 2020
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Inappropriate Xmas Decoration!
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SnowThaDon in Sexy Lingerie!
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Yazmin Oukhellou in a Bikini
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Bianca Gascoigne Wet T-Shirt Photoshoot
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This Hardware Store Won Halloween…
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The Hottest Nipples in Hollywood Ever
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Santa knows that Samuel L. Jackson being off the naughty words is Pulp Fiction
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The Cast of the New Gossip Girl
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Hot Model in Lingerie with Weights!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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Taylor Momsen’s Album Cover
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Olivia Culpo in High High Boots
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Pregnant Katharine McPhee Legs
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Rebecca Romijn in Leggings
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Hilary Duff in Some Romper Thing
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Candice Swanepoel on a Jog
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Emma Roberts Pregnant Legs
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Big Titties in Maxim
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Kristin Cavallari Leaves the Salon
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From stepSMUT!!

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10.5 Inches Wide.
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Huge Goth Tits
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Hot Busty Reddit Amateur
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Slim-N-Busty Alex Mucci Nude!
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Throwback of Meggan Malone Nude
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Naked in Public.
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Slow Motion Titty Bounce
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Lesbian Shower
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Wetness.
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Milf and Dildo Time
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This Girl is Unhinged
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Masturbating her Friend.
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Lesbian Stripper
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Titty Wings!
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8 Minutes of Amateurs
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Pillow Fucker.
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Public Bench Fuck
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Face Sit.
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Titty Flasher!
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Girl’s 4 Seconds Mid-Cum
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18 People Having a Shitty Day
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Pink Dildo Set Up.
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Belly Button Ring Uses Dildo
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This vibe is Called the Beast
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2020

11

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy wedgies are something girls like to give to themselves before they take a picture of social media so that you know they are actual women born with a front hole and not some imposter because you can fake anything on social media….including pussy wedgies but we try not to think of that when looking at these….

It is the style or a trend for girls to jack their tight pants into themselves, the cleavage of the generation, now that breasts have been desexualized and played out….to show a nipple is nothing, to show your fully pussy definition is empowered feminism….the embrace your pussy diversity….champion those lips…SLITS for all…

As a pervert, the first place I look on any girl in tight pants is her pussy…it’s not a paranoid “is she a tranny” reflex…it’s a “I wonder if I can see her cunt” since the vagina is the coveted hole…so pussy wedgies and the trend to have them, to create them, to post them…is wonderful….even if some of these pics aren’t….I do my best here you ungrateful fucks.

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2020

11

Nov

Taylor Momsen Graveyard Nudity of the Day

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Taylor Momsen is a crowd favorite, I don’t know why….but people fucking love her…and I only find that interesting because before last week, I totally forgot she even existed until last week when she decided to do some promotional work for what must be a new album…but then again I don’t go on social media to see if she’s been consistently bringing the goods or if that’s just what she does to get attnetion when she’s about to do a cash grab….you’d hope that it is something she does all throughout her life so that it doesn’t seem so desperate for a transaction, you kmnow in a “she’s using us because we are simp fucks who will buy what she’s selling if she’s naked”….which is probably what she’s doing> i guess you can google her album release and see if it corresponds to her dramatic nudes where you can’t see butthole even if the whole era of people is based on buttholes…

Unless she’s just out here because it is officially CHRISTMAS SEASON and since being in Grinch singing “Where are you Christmas”…she get so excited for this time of year she gets naked in a graveyard….to be goth edgy and ultimately…pretty fucking lame…since we can’t see the butthole.

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2020

11

Nov

Braless Joey King of the Day

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I just did this post on CAYLEY KING who is Joey King’s less successful, dick riding sister, who has to wear a bikini to get noticed while her sister has 18 million fans and she only has 65k….crazy I know….but the nice thing about that is that Cayley is in a bikini for attention in that post so you know she knows what she needs to do…and since I just wrote it, you can go see what I said instead of making me repeat it here you assholes…

Joey King, who I didn’t find hot until recently and really it was probably only because I saw her in a movie based on a documentary and she was amazing in it….I was rooting for her Golden Globe win and I felt she was robbed but knew it would put her on the map and have her taken more seriously as an actor…even though acting is a fucking joke…and requires no talent and I am never “moved” by a performance….and I wouldn’t say Joey King moved me, I’ll just say she deserved that win….

She has gone onto posting shit to instagram, it’s the only way to exist in her era…it’s more important than TV, people don’t even know about content off of social media…which is why this site has 2 readers….hi Dad….jokes…I don’t know who my dad is…I just know the condom broke and my mom couldn’t afford an abortion with spending all her hooker money on crack and aids medications….

Here’s Joey King in her pajamas…nipple visible sick fucks.

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2020

11

Nov

Cayley King Bikini of the Day

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Cayley King is Joey King’s hot sister, at least when showing off her tits in a bikini…because she looks a lot like Joey King….but with tits in a bikini because she needs to be tits in the bikini as she’s only rocking under 100k followers on instagram which in this era is basically 0….there are cashiers at your local grocery stores with more fans and they haven’t been on TV like Cayley and they don’t have a sister with 20 million followers because Joey King is way more famous than I thought she was….at least on Instagram…which is where it counts…

I know you’re probably like me and you’re into the sister fetish, always fun to want to fuck the sister of basically any celebrity, or your wife…because sisters are genetically so close, but a totally different person, so it’s not like you’re cheating…

I usually like the unsuccessful sisters best because they’ve been trained to think they aren’t as good, you know born losers…even if they are better than the average, they aren’t the best in their family and I like the insecurity that creates….it’s all about focusing on the losers….and luckily Cayley is a loser because she’s gotta show bikini pics to let us know she’s worthy….THE way nature intended…

I know, this world of MeToo, Rape Culture, Objectification of Women, Sexualizing of women all being bad things, only to do it in a different format for the exact same results is weird…but at least we get to remain perverts. They can’t take that from us!

I am more into her SHITTY ART because shitty art always makes me laugh…

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2020

11

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Workout Wednesday was originally supposed to be slutty girls in the gym working out and being hot, but thanks to the internet being sleazy as fuck, we’ve taken the Workout out of the equation, because sure watching girls doing fitness in their fitness gear is always fun when you’re at the gym with them, you know allowing you to creep on them to keep them motivated, while keeping you motivated to go back to the gym the next day to creep on the next girl in fitness gear…as we do…it’s the number one fitness motivator…

I know that I get called a pornographer, without producing porn and that advertisers want nothing to do with this site because it’s garbage and pervy, but the reality is that people are fucking pervy and people are posting these pics of themselves to show off their fit bodies from said fitness…

You know, ignore the journey, it’s about the destination…kind of thing….we don’t need the workout, we need to fit naked body…

So society as a whole has brought us here….I am not the ones who sourced the nudes, I was looking for hot workout pics and this is what the people gave me…

I’m the pervert for posting them, they are the empowered and celebrated for producing it….working together to continue my failing that I think is a win because fit bodies are hot naked.