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2020

Nov

Bella Hadid Braless of the Day

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Bella Hadid has one of the harshest faces out there, all sharp lines and weirdness thanks to having so much surgery or injections that she owns as if her face is actually her own, she accepts all the praise that comes her way, which is FAR TOO MUCH praise based on the fact that her face was bought as was her sister’s career that opened the door for her career. It’s not a secret that the rich ego of a father paid some fashion mag a ton of money to put his daughter on the cover, unless it is a secret, in which case, the dad is rich and paid a ton of moeny to a fashion mag to put GIGI on the cover…all that paved the way for the ugly sister to move in and be a legit model despite being the ugly sister because the people don’t bother sitting and thinking these things through! They just believe what they are told…which I guess applies to every aspect of life, it’s easier to be ignorant and dumb and go through the motionsthan actually try to use your brain to analyze a bitch on your own…

It’s like “show me tits” distract me, you’re hot….instead of “show me tits, but I think you’re a fake ass bitch, but show me tits”….you can still like the tits and hate everything the hard face that owns the tits embodies…you don’t need to hype these people who are already so hyped on themselves up, there’s nothing wrong with a “maybe fashion could use actual hot bitches like it used to”….instead of just using these instagram models who fuck rappers…

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2020

Nov

Faith Schroder Cleavage of the Day

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Faith Schroder is Rickey Schroder’s daughter, which isn’t saying much because the average person doesn’t know who Ricky Schroder is, but he was a big star that eventually faded out and barely existed for the bulk of this one’s life….

That doesn’t mean that people aren’t so into celebrity dick sucking that having that famous relative or famous last name where even if they don’t know who the fuck Ricky Schroder is, the public is like “he was on TV, he’s better than us, so his cum shot that survived is better than us too”….

Which based on this one’s look, isn’t too far off the mark. Her body is banging….and maybe her being a celebrity daughter in celebrity world was far less lucrative or exclusive since her dad was a has been, maybe the other celeb kids pointed and laughed from their bigger houses, while the Schroders, still rich as shit, weren’t quite as rich…forcing her to hit the internet half naked to get paid…

But then again, hitting the internet half naked is more just what her generation does than a means to an end..they all do it….even the ones with even higher profile parents!

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2020

Nov

Ariel Winter Cleavage of the Day

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Ariel Winter’s got a crooked ass face in these pics, I am not entirely sure why because I am not a doctor, I actually have facial recognition blindness so I can’t actually see Ariel Winter in these pics, it looks more like a bloated Italian mother with a bad dye job working at the bakery vibes…tits out to offset the fat ass…to make that Italian sub all the more appealing…you know the vibe, first generation immigrants living that American dream while all dolled up running the bakery as a way to show leigitimate income to explain why they live in a 5 million dollar house and drive two Rolls Royce’s and a Lambo…you know Italian shit…

Not that Ariel Winter is Italian, she’s more troll than anything, but she’s a troll with the magical tits that keep growing back despite having been cut off….maybe it’s hormones, obesity, an over eating eating disorder…who knows, I don’t fucking know Ariel Winter, I’m just posting these cuz her tits are out whether she looks likes shit or not, since she always looks like shit.

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2020

Nov

Rainey Qualley Thong of the Day

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Rainey Qualley is the hottest of the two kids that Andie Macdowell shat out… and she seems to know it..because she’s posing on the internet in her underwear which is always a trip for an old fuck like me…

I am of the generation where I only saw women’s panties in my friend’s mom’s laundry hamper, or panty drawer….or on some fat ass that had pants that were too small…or on a stripper….or on a girl willing to show me her panties…but it wasn’t this casual “i’m in my panties, check out my skinny body” even when girl had skinny bodies….they were only into showing that panty shit to dudes who seduced them, or that they were into…while losers like me were rarely on the receiving end unless they were conspiring to show me panties to point and laugh at my baby erection…

Point being, I get that panties and bikini bottoms are basically the same thing, I mean that was 90 percent of my rebuttal when negotiating a panty flash…and I don’t think panties on the internet is a BAD thing, it’s a great advancement in humanity…it’s just weird how casual it is…from all walks of life…here’s my ass in underwear strangers…

I guess I’m more conservative and wholesome that I’d like to be, despite being a vile pervert, you can’t take that from me….but you can confuse me with your panties being put online so casually for weirdos….

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2020

Nov

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I do “The Ratio Tuesday” in part because I find the waist to hip ratio amazing, but I also think it is hilarious when some of these girls post their pics as a “ratio” when clearly they are just boxy as shit and delusional about their actual ratio. It’s like you have one fucking job to do girl and that is make sure your upload to the hashtag is accurate, especially when it comes to the RATIO which if you google is an actual fucking calculation where you can SEE that you don’t in fact have a fucking ratio….you’re just in denial or think that because you want a ratio you can pretend to have a ratio and the world will accept your lie because it is “your truth”….young people and their revisionist lives…

I do “The Ratio Tueday” now more than ever, in part because I only started doing these clickbait daily posts of nudes uploaded by random amateurs, which I think is a great addition to the site, but that advertisers see as PORN when it’s just what’s going on in society….

I do “The Ratio Tuesday” because all the “woke” generation idiots yell at politicians to listen to the science when it comes to COVID> they want to be locked down, coddled, cared for, thinking if they never leave the house they will never die…they want curfews and they want to rat out the neighbor like the whiney bitches they are…..and they cray “Believe the science” over and over….but the second you tell them science says there are two genders they get triggered and freak out….HOW COULD BE WE SO IGNORANT…fucking science…convenient when it speaks to your agenda..

Another SCIENTIFIC fact is that men are turned on more by women with a ratio…hips and a waist..no matter the size they just need a waist smaller than the hips and we’re good…this is on some deep genetic level…but if you ask a girl her ratio, and I have over the years…I remember once asking some feminist hipster in a bar her ratio and she went NUTS on me about how I was a pig who objectified women, which I guess I am…but I was just doing it for science girl…because TRUST SCIENCE…

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2020

Nov

Plumber Eats Shit like a German Scat Fetishist and Other Videos of the Day

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Activists Piss Oil on a POlar Bear

Fast Hockey Fight

Just Walking Through the Border Wall into the USA

Boulder Takes Out Car

Cop Fakes an Assault

Amazing Car Crash

Teacher in China Takes Out Students

Russian Man Trusts Bear

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2020

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Covid is one year old and men born with uteruses are fighting for the right to be called the father on the birth certificate despite having the uterus and thus being the mother…..because all these pussies were raised so coddled in middle class luxury that they have the time to fight for the dumbest shit since they don’t have any actual real problems, so they create them for us and for everyone…

Then there’s the fact that these idiots who act so self aware and in tune with themselves thanks to intellectualizing psychedelics, mindfullness, therapy, etc….are still not self aware enough to see that they are fucking Hypocrites who don’t know they are pussies or hypocrites…too self absorbed and dealing with that Trauma trauma trauma….that they don’t even see that they are assholes..

The reset is needed, get those FEMA CAMP beds ready…so we can stop making babies through the penis we bough on Amazon’s pee hole…cuz we sewed up the original vagina it was meant to crawl out of…

It’s funny that life is one terrible TV show we can’t escape, but we can roll our eyes, laugh, and focus on the TITTY PICS…

Hannah Hanrahan is Topless!
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Hot Pics of Kate Mara…Round-Up
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Heavy Person in the Front…
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Hailey Bieber – Style Icon
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LaVar Ball Told His Sons That They’re Only Going to Meet “Hoes” Playing in the NBA
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Laurine in the Wash Basin
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Fat Man Talent
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Neymar Has Reportedly Been in an “Open Relationship” With Brazilian Singer Gabily
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Underwater Welding
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Posing with House Plants
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Larry The Cable Guy Knocked His Tooth Out Celebrating Nebraska’s Win Over Penn State
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John McAfee is wild
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Check Out this Lame How To talk to a Hot Chick Video Loser
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Jimmy Butler and Selena Gomez Spotted Hanging Out This Weekend in New York
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IS ABS Dangerous for Cars
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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2020

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like to think I am doing my part to make the world a better place by inspiring girls that they can be whores who get naked on the internet too….but then I realize that despite having a website, I am not an influencer who can inspire much…

Even though I’d like to contribute to the dumb-ification of America. it is pretty funny….we thought Influencers were bad enough as people who got paid heave to do useless shit…but then TikTok happened and the people who go viral on there and make millions have FAR less to offer…at least an influencer can inspire me to drink my own piss for health or show me foods or travel spots I could one day go to, but don’t have to since they already got the photo for me…Now it’s just badly coordinated dance videos, I can’t imagine much more mindless shit than that….all while being tracked by CHINA…and not caring because you want that clout…

If only I knew how to speak in emoji….WORDS ARE MY EMOJI….but like a bear shitting in the woods, do words matter if they don’t make a sound…or do choreographed dance….lip syncing harder that Milli Vanilli, poor bastards ahead of their time…

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Joey King Looking Good at the People’s Choice!
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Dustin Johnson Won the Masters and Immediately Grabbed Paulina Gretzky’s Ass
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Iris Apatow in Lingerie
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Vanessa Hudgens Gets a Tattoo
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Lesbians Making Out in Short Dresses.
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Olivia Culpo Stripped Down to Her Lingerie for MAXIM
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Hot Pics of Kate Mara Round-Up
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Carrie Keagan Gets Racy
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Bebe Rexha and Alison Brie Little Black Dress Battle…
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Katyuska Moonfox – Cosplayer Round-Up
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Classic Nudes of Bettie Page
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Halsey in a Tube Top
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Kellyanne Conway’s daughter is trying out for American Idol
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Girl Shows you her dance – Then and Now…Weird,.
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Naked Girl Shows Off Back Tattoo
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Instagram Model Celebrates Steelers 9-0 Start Dancing in a Bikin
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TikTok Star is Flexible
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TikTok Star Gets Glammed Up
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Michelle Monagham’s Smile and Pokie!
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Zendaya in a Revealing Dress!
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The First Version Of Google Chrome
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Rick Moranis attacker arrested
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Going Through A Drive Thru While Blasting Music On A 80,000 Watt Bass!
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GirlReveals a Crazy Ass
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Alvin Kamara Went All Out for His “Friend” and Celebrity Stylist Jojo Zarur’s Birthday
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Model Nadine Leopold in Lingerie
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Bella Hadid’s Campaign for her Collab that Sold Out
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10-Year-Old Gives Babysitter Dating Advice!
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Amazing String Quartet Cover Of “Feel It Still” By Portugal!
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G-String Model
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Trevor Lawrence Spent Clemson’s Bye Week Celebrating His Fiancee’s 21st Birthday
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Robee Breevart – Topless Model in Studio
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Demi Lovato is Blonde!
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Footage Of The Fatal Blast On Whakaari White Island!
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Testing Out To Find The Best Face Mask!
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Throwback Booty Dance
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D1 Golfer Jordan Cornelius is Worth a Look
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Celebs in Full Frontal Scenes
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Compilation Of Leta Powell Drake Embarrassing People During Interviews!
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UFC Fighter Yancy Medeiros Was Having Sex in His Living Room When USADA Came Knocking
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Model Vanessa Fuchs in a Shoot!
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Courtney Love Publicly Calls Out Harvey Weinstein In 2005!
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Playboy Model Daniella Chavez Cheered On the Chile National Team in a Skimpy Swimsuit
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Natalia Sirotina is Wonderful Russian Model.
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Here Is Japan’s Fastest Calculators User!
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Idiot Knocks Himself Out
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Bucks Heiress Mallory Edens in a Bikini!
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Hot Model Kinga Czekaj in the Shadows….
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Bella Thorne Fights!
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Chris Evans breaks out his iconic Knives Out sweater for a playdate with Aly Raisman and her puppy
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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Ariel Winter Tits Out at the Gas Station
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Sara Sampaio in White Leggigns
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Joey King Cleavage at the Award Shows
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Vanessa Hudgens on the Streets
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Sofia Carson at the People’s Choice Awards
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Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini Top
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Addison Rae TIkTok Girl at the People’s Choice Awards
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Demi Lovato at the People’s Choice Awards
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Charlotte McKInney Takes her Legs Out to Dinner
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Hailey Bieber Takes her Legs Out
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Kylie Jenner in Metalic Pants
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Katie Holmes Looking Angry
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Pregnant Emrata.
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Pregnant AF Emma Roberts
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Ashley Tisdale Pregnant as Shit
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Peyton Roi List Pantyhose
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Ariana Grande in Fuck me Boots
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Kylie Minogue – Still Hot
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Raibow Socks in the Shower
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Busty Girl Rips her Shirt Off!
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Crazy Booty Gallery
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Big Boob reveal
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Panties to the Side
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Best Thing About Jump Ropes
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Licking the Dildo Clean
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Modern Art in 2020
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Slutty Drunk Girls
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Big Ass Riding
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Melody Foxx in a Creepy Room
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Naked Eva and her Tattoos
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Miss London’s Thick Booty
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Mental Mondays
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Girl Rigs Her Dildo to be LONG DONG
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Slutty Selfies
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Stripclubs in 2020
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Kitchen Counter Used Right
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Busty Emily Right
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Myra and her Dildo
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Switching Things Up
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Threesome When Driving…
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Big Things in Ass
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Nice Tits
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19 People Having a Shitty Day
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Just Fucking Herself
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2020

Nov

Bella Thorne Handbra of the Day

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Bella Thorne is the ever important young starlet who manages to be in so many garbage, low level projects that all go viral..

From really bad movies she’s in, or songs she makes, or viral stunts she’s involved in, even her Only Fans is some dog shit….but thanks to Disney training she knows how to manipulate the minds of her generation…and she knows how generate hype around herself, pretending to be relatable despite being in it for the money…none of these people have souls…and she pretends to be real…despite being fake….and she pretends to be sexual, horny, perverted, into porn…but it’s so obvious that it’s just clout chasing…but I guess clout chasing works…

She typically looks like she smells like farts, or feces, all greasy and her tits seem bolted on, and for whatever reason I don’t find her hot, but people think she’s hot, and if you think someone is hot, and they have their tit in hand, that’s probably important to you….even if it’s clickbait done for all the wrong reasons…

So here she is putting really weak content on her Only Fans, I mean show the tit already…it’s just a tit…but she’s scared of being blacklisted from the actual mainstream, so all she’s doing in sex work is jokes….jokes that make her far too much money…and jokes I don’t mind since they involve tits…

I mean, I think my life would be better if all the celebs of 20 years ago were posting up “SEXTS” for fun…to rook people in….to make them think that the celebs are real…instead of just leaking them to the internet like there was some massive icloud hack…..not that I care for celeb sexts, but I do think it’s better than most of the work they actually do….

Some lingerie….

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2020

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Support our troops…or Support or Frontline Workers has been a common thread or theme these pandemic….and I can see where people are coming from, I mean you can’t really hate on the people who have to work in the hospitals while the rest of the world sits on their asses and collect unemployment…or make a fortune selling COVID related things….or playing the stock market since it is something to do….

I don’t see people doing the jobs they chose and trained for as hero work, but I am also an asshole…I figure if you get paid to do what it is you do…it’s not so much about being a hero and more about you finding a convenient job that is in need of workers that pays fairly compared to other jobs and that gives you a decent pension – at least in Canada….

Sure it sucks to work the COVID unit…obviously…who wants to be around that shit, but someone’s gotta do it and if they chose that line of work, it’s safe to assume that they find it fulfilling on some weird level….

As it turns out, these “medical workers” double as sex workers…some MOONLIGHTING without the BRUCE willis, since people are talking about them all the time, inflating their egos, it’s only logical that they get naked on the internet for the paying subscriber…you know the COVID tips thanks to the guilt people have for having not left their house in 6 months….it’s a great way to cash in..

Plus, long shifts lead to boring downtime, and getting naked on the job is a good way to help the time go by, especially while knowing you won’t get fired since everyone’s a fucking pervert and all the co workers will be stoked to see their colleague naked plus with COVID they need all hands on deck…even the exhibitionist hands…it’s a perfect storm for MEDICAL WORKER NUDITY and we’re the lucky recipients of their most valuable, prized, important work…the NUDES…at the hospital…disgusting….but hot to you nurse fetish freaks.

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