DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2020

13

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I do Tiny Tits because I like Tiny Tits…

I don’t do Tiny Tits tuesday because I feel like Tiny Tits need more support, praise, or encouragement. I think most girls with tiny tits have had sex with dudes who are pretty stoked on their tiny tits, because tiny tits are as fun as monster tits, more manageable, a tighter package and oftentimes on a hotter body than the monster tits…..

It’s one of those just because we like sloppy tits on a small frame, doesn’t mean we don’t like tiny tits on a small frame too, we are capable of many different likes, wants and interests when it comes to tits…

That’s the nice thing, variety, the spice of life…so I am not sure why girls feel insecure about their tits…unless it’s a memory from elementary school before dudes hit puberty and realize….”TITS ARE AWESOME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES CUZ THEY ARE TITS ON A GIRL”….

Dudes, who I guess call themselves “Tit Guys” probably don’t love small tits, but I’ll assume those dudes are closet case fags, because to denounce any female tit is just silly…

I’ve heard stories from Tiny Tits of guys who offered to buy them shitty bolt on tits, so I know that kind of dude may exist…but clearly that’s some overcompensation, some “I swear I’m not a faggot” kind of shit….

So Let’s celebrate this week in TINY TITS….

(more…)

Posted in:TINY TITS

2020

13

Oct

Charlotte Lawrence Bodysuit of the Day

No Comments »

Charlotte Laurence is…..Kate from Drew Carey’s daughter with some dude who created SCRUBS that Kate from Drew Carey was also on…and like all the other celebrity kids, even though most people probably don’t think of Kate from Drew Carey as a celebrity, most probably forgot she existed, but then you know there’s a handful of 50 year olds out there who have been jerking off to her since Drew Carey, and because of their social awkwardness, autism, overall pathetic existence…they are still into her….but those can’t be the people following this girl for her famous relatives….I mean it must be the younger generation who don’t even know what the Drew Carey show was following her because of her access in Hollywood which she has thanks to her parents but that no one really knows why she exists….not that she really exists…but she’s trying…very fucking hard…

She’s just another one of these young LA based kids who grew up seeing the Kardashian hype for being useless, trying to get herself famous because she has the resources and is geographically located to get there….and I guess part of that process is producing smutty enough content and since she’s young and hot enough, that’s a good strategy for me..sexualize yourself for views…because then we get to sexualize you too…

She has emailed me in the past demanding I take down her pictures, so maybe one day, I’ll be sued by Charlotte Lawrence and her lame ass “industry” parents….assuming dreams can come true and all….you know since I did watch Drew Carey in the 90s and hated every episode…it’d feel like I made it…probably like how Charlotte Lawrence feels every time Drew Carey invites her to a filming of the Price is Right, because I’ll assume they are family friends….

Either way, watch a girl with barely famous parents, pantsoff in effort to get herself famous, since she’s got a good advantage, access, money, and since no talent is required….I have confidence she’ll get somewhere…whether that’s an only fans or not is still up in the air…but I am sure it will be an Only Fans…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:charlotte lawrence

2020

13

Oct

Bella Hadid Birthday Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Bella Hadid like other social media girls wear their bikini bottoms up to their neck, it’s the style, how it fits, or maybe it’s designed for them to be able to photoshop their bodies for the instagram….either way, it’s silly..but not as silly as the fact that Bella Hadid was presented to the world like some kind of it girl in the fashion industry despite looking like Caitlin Jenner….post operation…something I wonder if the BRUCE in Caitlin’s soul sometimes surfaces saying “why did we do this again” now that the hype is over and dude living as a lady remains weird as fuck…but that doesn’t have anything to do with Bella Hadid on her 23rd or 24th birthday looking like a 75 year old tranny…that’s all the plastic surgery and procedures she’s used to maintain this “I am a hot model”….

I don’t understand why these girls are it-girls, besides their social media hype they bought early on, thanks to a friendship with the influential Kardashians, always pieces of overhyped shit….but brands use them to sell product in exchange for pretending they are “models”…pay them in ego boosting…and probably a lot of money…but probably not as much as they make using the model….otherwise that’d be bad business…instead of just looking like bad business since this bitch is gross.

The whole thing should be a reminder that once you go viral, the American Public can’t turn their back on you, but just buy what you tell them, because the American Public, based on everything popular…are clearly fucking retards…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Bella Hadid

2020

13

Oct

Oona Laurence Booty of the Day

No Comments »

Oona Laurence has a really stupid and pretentious name, so you can assume she’s got some rich ass parents or annoying artist parents from her NATIVE New York City, where she got her start as a little kid on Broadway, you know like some Lea Michele bitch….but since Broadway is over thanks to COVID, and since there’s no real glitz or glam with Broadway, if anything it’s lame theatre kid shit that I can’t believe anyone legit likes….but that they try to make us think we like because they want to keep Broadway alive, high profile and an activity for people to partake in when they visit NYC, despite how fucking lame it is….girl is looking for more, and where else to turn but SOCIAL MEDIA where she can show off her 18 year old ass…as she navigates turning her theatre shit into Hollywood shit….since she’s already been in movies and since social media following relies heavily on slutty content…it should be pretty easy for her….and here’s that ass.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Oona Laurence

2020

13

Oct

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

No Comments »

In mathematics, a ratio indicates how many times one number contains another…but who gives a fuck about mathematics, it’s just what came up when I googled The Ratio, but since I’m a pervert not a mathlete, I was expecting the ratio search to come back with the ideal waist to hip ratio a woman should have based on science…

I know that all these people who are crying about how Trump or whoever isn’t listening to the science, despite the science saying lockdowns are a waist of time…you see what I did there…but yeah…they cry “listen to science” unless science goes against their emotions…but then cry misogyny when you say “scientifically, based on RESEARCH, bitches with skinny waist and fat hips are more attractive to men”….and all the body positive people got nutty…

SCIENCE says you like waist to hip ratio….so here are girls who claim to have a waist to hip ratio…while I realize a lot are fat or square…they are self proclaimed girls with ratio since everyone is a delusional fuck who think they can put a square peg in a round hole….speaking of holes…here’s them sluts.

(more…)

Posted in:The Ratio

2020

13

Oct

Guy Tips Porta Potty with Girl Inside and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Big Guy VS Bike

Brake Fail

Black Ring in Mexican Sky

Crazy Woman with Tits Threw Dog at a Dude – This is her Rant

Suspect Stabs Cop in Neck

Cop Gets Stabbed by a Cop

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

13

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

The best thing about this pandemic, is that I’ve been a rule follower, not because I am scared of COVID, but because I saw it as an opportunity to advance my hermit life I’ve been living 15 years….it was a level up moment…and what I have learned, because I decided to next level the lockdown but not wasting time on social media…so that I am only annoyed by what is on TV, the streaming apps, and the shit I see doing the site during the day….but nothing else…and I have found peace…so as I suspected, it was other people, the opinion of other people, the actions of other people that was the core reason for any anger, resentment, hate, negative vibes I felt…so the idea of being alone, the last man on earth, is pretty relaxing to me….if only the virus we’re dealing with was less queer, more of an actual pandemic, that leads to more destruction, death, population control…but instead 99 percent of people get a sore throat for a day and move on with their life…good for humanity…but bad for my “mindfullness” and “zen”….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Cardi B Weirdo Body in Vegas for her Birthday
CLICK HERE

ESPN’s Rosalyn Gold-Onwude Responds to Being Spotted Out With Stephen A. Smith
CLICK HERE

Female Abuser WNBA Star Needs Sympathy – With a Hot Elsa Hosk Gallery
CLICK HERE

Mon Saint Michel – the Island City is Crazy
CLICK HERE

Dude with a Long Jump
CLICK HERE

Don’t Ask Walker Buehler About His Tight Pants, Especially After a Dodgers Loss
CLICK HERE

CNN Reporter VS Racoon
CLICK HERE

Base Jumpers are Nuts
CLICK HERE

Padres Outfielder Tommy Pham Was Stabbed Outside of a Strip Club
CLICK HERE

Cashier Makes Music with Barcode Scanners
CLICK HERE

Texas Teen Has World’s Longest Legs
CLICK HERE

Failed Motorcycle Stunt
CLICK HERE

Nude Model Gemma Champness
CLICK HERE

Bad Driver!
CLICK HERE

Commercial tht Killed a Fast Food Chain
CLICK HERE

Round House Kick Stunt
CLICK HERE

Holly Sonders Outdoor Shower Fail
CLICK HERE

Dude Gets Stalked by a Mountain Lion
CLICK HERE

HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

12

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

Have all the anti-colonialists decided to go to work today…to protest Columbus or are they just college students living off their parents who don’t have to go to class, so they can protest all the mean spirited white folks who came over on their boats to prosper in the new land of opportunity…the Americas…

I guess they’ll just keep it on their social media feeds, for their activism, to show the world they care….while appreciating the paid day off if they do still have jobs…

Give people someone to look down on…

Remember, you have a few hours to hop on the political arm chair social media activism….where you can denounce the Colonialists who stole this land you live on, pour some of your Walmart soda on the British, French and Spanish flags…or some historical statues….where the PILGIRMS traded fur…maybe show up to Meghan Markle’s Deal or No Deal mansion and piss on the front steps….because the Monarchy is responsible for all your woes….or you could just eat some Pumpkin pie and shut the fuck up…

Here are some steplINKS…

Sydney Sweeney Hot in Cosplay
CLICK HERE

Zoey Deutch is Kissing Girls
CLICK HERE

Rihanna is LeBron’s Number 1 Fan.
CLICK HERE

Hot Tahitian Dance Class
CLICK HERE

Halsey Booty in Jeans
CLICK HERE

Hottest Titty Flash
CLICK HERE

Salma Hayek in a Cleavage Top
CLICK HERE

Holly Sonders Doesn’t Know How to Use Outdoor Shower
CLICK HERE

Truck Driver with Long Truck Takes a Sharp Turn.
CLICK HERE

When Celebrities Freak Out
CLICK HERE

Tall Bitch in Heels
CLICK HERE

A Million Miley Cyrus’
CLICK HERE

Trevor Lawrence Celebrated His 21st Birthday With a Beer Pong Cake and Hot Girlfriend
CLICK HERE

Drunk Woman Falls Over and Husband Doesn’t Notice
CLICK HERE

Drone Shot of all the Docked Cruise Ships.
CLICK HERE

COVID Dance
CLICK HERE

Lorena Rae Accessorizes Her Nudity!
CLICK HERE

Vanessa Hudgens’ Hot Halloween Shoot at the Cemetery…
CLICK HERE

Kristin Cavallari Spotted with New man
CLICK HERE

Memes of September 2020
CLICK HERE

Crazy Crowds at a Store Opening.
CLICK HERE

Angry Bassett Hound Wants Attention
CLICK HERE

Demi Lovato’s Ex is MILKING it.
CLICK HERE

Bebe Rexha’s Old Timey.
CLICK HERE

Jasmine Tookes in a Bathing Suit
CLICK HERE

18 Facts Abotu Goodfellas
CLICK HERE

Model Natalie Jayne Roser Naked on the Farm!
CLICK HERE

Miss Bum Bum for the Lakers
CLICK HERE

Volvo Testing Out Emergency Breaks
CLICK HERE

Lucy and Desi’s Great Grand Daughter Dead at 31
CLICK HERE

This Dog is Mental
CLICK HERE

Katia Martin Naked Behind Window!
CLICK HERE

Madelaine Petsch is Sightless in a Movie Called Sightless!
CLICK HERE

Football Ankle Injury
CLICK HERE

Steve-O Talks Jackass’s Teeth Claims, Helps Fan Get $50,000 Worth Of Dental Surgery!
CLICK HERE

The Chris Watts Bury Your Wife Challenge
CLICK HERE

Bella Thorne in Risque Lingerie For her Birthday
CLICK HERE

Barbara Palvin and Dylan Sprouse Hit the Cover! She’s Hot!
CLICK HERE

Reckless Driver Causes Two Semi Trucks to Crash
CLICK HERE

Alligator Bites off Finger
CLICK HERE

Time to Move
CLICK HERE

Hot Model Oivia Aarnio’s Hot Shoot…..
CLICK HERE

Bella Hadid Bikini in Turks and Caicos for her Birthday
CLICK HERE

Luka Doncic’s Girlfriend Anamaria Goltes Coming in Hot From Mykonos
CLICK HERE

Billie Eyelash is Busty!
CLICK HERE

Cheerleading Fail
CLICK HERE

32 Singer of “The Wanted” Has Stage 4 brain Tumor
CLICK HERE

Weird Workout
CLICK HERE

Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
CLICK HERE

HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Sofia Richie – Pantsless Outfit
CLICK HERE

Ashley Benson Amongst Many People Near Scientology Center
CLICK HERE

Ariel Winter – Fat girl Leggings
CLICK HERE

Diane Kruger Dressed Like a Hot Secretary
CLICK HERE

Zoe Kravitz on Batman Set as Catgirl
CLICK HERE

Ambrosio in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Emma Roberts Pregnant as Shit
CLICK HERE

Charlotte McKinney Working Out
CLICK HERE

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Top…
CLICK HERE

Autumn Reeser Leggings..
CLICK HERE

Chrishell Stause on DWTS Parking Lot Hotness
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Nurse Riding the Dildo
CLICK HERE

Big Titty Dildo Ride
CLICK HERE

A Bunch of Booty
CLICK HERE

Sucking Dick the Weirdest Way
CLICK HERE

MENTAL MONDAYS
CLICK HERE

Pale Bitches
CLICK HERE

Skinny Girl Flashing her Pussy in Public
CLICK HERE

Tyga Does Porn Now, This is the Video, If you’re into Black Dudes who Have Fucked Kylie Jenner…
CLICK HERE

Weirdest Looking Tits Doing Weirdest Thing
CLICK HERE

22 People Having a Shittier Day than You
CLICK HERE

Hot Girls in Hats
CLICK HERE

Big Naturals in the Bang Bus
CLICK HERE

Busty TikTok Girl
CLICK HERE

Miranda Kerr’s Nude Compilation
CLICK HERE

Reddit Amateur of the Day
CLICK HERE

Amputee Sex
CLICK HERE

Scumbag of the Week
CLICK HERE

Slutty Nurses
CLICK HERE

Getting Off While Strangers Watch
CLICK HERE

These are the Hottest Tits on Reddit Right Now
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS –
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! | SHOP THE SWEATSHOP

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

12

Oct

Sydney Sweeney Black Thong of the Day

No Comments »

Sydney Sweeney is a big star, she’s got a big mouth, and some big eyes, and a big set of tits that they kept hidden in the early part of her career…

She was crafted by the industry and not by social media, someone saw her, signed her and got her in a bunch of major high budget shows in some smaller parts, and then all of a sudden she got cast in Euphoria, the sluttiest teen show in the history of teen shows, and this girl who you knew as the hot girl in small parts of big shows, became the hot girl TOPLESS in Euphoria…the big natural titty reveal…

Sine the hype of that show and of Sydney Sweeney, I mean I remember when she had barely any followers, but now she’s a legit celebrity with celeb friends, the next big thing in Hollywood…built like something we need.

Anyway, Rihanna cast her in her campaign for her lingerie brand, as she tries to make it the biggest brand in the world, from underage Bajan sex worker to billionare celebrity, kind of thing…

So yeah, since Rihanna cast her, she’s been able to show off the tits consistently…. as much as she wants….and we are all better people for it.

It is unfortunate that those strappy underwear aren’t being displayed from behind whilst she’s on all fours eating a baked good….but with tits like this, who needs an ass….there’s enough meat to last a week.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2020

12

Oct

Jojo Pussy Print of the Day

No Comments »

In very exciting news, Jojo, the child star that was sexualized by an evil industry at far too young of an age, sexualization that I didn’t quite understand because I remember her being some bootleg Lohan…but yeah, she disappeared for a long fucking time, came back and rode that Jojo nostalgia, because she was a HUGE star with a HUGE fan base when she was younger…I guess that worked

Somehow (we know how) that turned into her having huge tits, then deciding to flash those big tits, only to use her big tits knowing that she had big tits, to next level things…because slutty content works best on social…we’re a horny species…

Anyway, that’s all led to her becoming a model for Rihanna’s SAVAGE and now, like every other girl on social media, the girl is in her underwear all the time and that works for us…because of those big tits…

In an interesting turn of events, I mean not really a turn of events, but an interesting tidbit, this panty video is shot by Zelda Williams, who from my understanding due to her domineering nature, is a lesbian, so maybe they scissored….because when you’re Robin Williams’ daugther, the pussy comes to you…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Jojo Levesque