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2020

13

Oct

What the Fuck is Cardi B’s Nipple of the Day

[IMAGE REMOVED AT CARDI B’S REQUEST – EVEN THOUGH IT WAS POSTED ON HER INSTAGRAM – EVEN THOUGH SHE POSTED THIS DISCLAIMER SAYING SHE WASN’T GOING TO BE SUING ANYONE – EVEN THOUGH THIS IS THE QUICKEST A CELEBRITY LAWYER HAS GOT TO ME TO TAKE DOWN A NUDE – I POSTED THIS LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO – EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS A STRIPPER – AND IT WAS A SCREENSHOT OF HER INSTAGRAM – THE WORLD IS CRAZY]

HERE IS THE IMAGE OF HER SAYING SHE IS NOT GOING TO SUE ANYONE – BUT HOURS LATER I GET LAWYER TAKE DOWN NOTICES –

JUST KNOW IT DIDN’T LOOK RIGHT.

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2020

13

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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In the era of girls wearing tight pants despite the fact that they have proven to cause yeast infections, but they’ll risk the itch for the ability to showcase some fashion sense, by being like every single other girl, in wearing the same clothing they wear, because it is tight as fuck and squeezes their fat asses in ways that oftentimes the ass can’t live up to, but you never get to see the ass, so the illusion is all we need….

I don’t know if the bike short season is over, replaced by the tight pant….but I’m into it for the pussy definition both options bring…so whether these girls bust out their pants from the attic, all smelling like attic, we call it Mothball dreams, and if you’ve been on public transit in a November, you know what I mean….or not…Tight Pants are a wonderful thing…

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2020

13

Oct

Nicola Peltz Bikini Time of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the billionaire daughter of some old fuck billionaire who once owned Snapple with his Private Equity Firm, you know pretty fucking big time, and we can assume he had her with some sugar baby model looking bitch who was drawn to the money, so that we know Nicola Peltz was raised right in her life of Luxury.

She’s been pretty consistently hot for quite a few years now…..and this is her in a bikini producing content for the sake of posting up bikini pics…I mean she is skinny…check out her Tiny Titty Tuesdays….

I used to hype Peltz up in part because billionaire pussy is hot even when it’s not, you know the dream of K-Fed-ing a bitch is one we all hold close to our hearts, it’s just rare to find a billionaire broken enough to do that too…plus their dad’s all control their money so you won’t get shit…making those K-Fed dreams better used on broken down celebrities instead…but who has access to them…but yeah…I used to hype her up for proving Megan Fox is a useless actress, as she replaced Megan Fox in Transformers…many years ago….and I don’t think Peltz has done more acting, and I figure she got that because her dad financed the movie, you know East coast money love Florida, and Michael Bay lives in Miami, so they probably all run in the same circles…not that that matters…and either does the fact that she’s engaged to Brooklyn Beckham, David and Victoria’s Son…this is about the bikini..

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2020

13

Oct

Stevie Lynn Jones Skeleton Titties of the Day

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Her name is Stevie Lynn Jones and I doubt you’ve heard of her. She only has 12k followers on INSTAGRAM which is basically saying she doesn’t exist….

Her IMDB tells a bit of a different story, because she’s had work, some as recent as a recurring role on the CW’s Nancy Drew…you’d think that her social media would be more major…there’d be more of an impact but then you gotta remember that not all shitty CW shows can be Riverdale, or Pretty Little Liars, or whatever other shows the CW has produced that have made superstars….some shows are duds and some recurring roles aren’t memorable…

You’d asssume that being on TV would have had more impact on her social media, but I guess the world doesn’t work like that, 99 percent of hot sluts with a million followers on instagram aren’t on TV….and since the industry likes to reward actors with followers because it guarantees a place to market the show, to get viewers to the show, etc….it’s time to get them tits out to get noticed…grow that audience the way your tits are designed for…we call this dipping a toe in slutty, keeping it Halloween themed….but girl needs to really step it up harder because 12k for a person on TV is numbers that you’d probably want to kill yourself over, a “I suck that bad that even being on TV keeps me less relevant than the Barista in some random small town”….but we’ll assume she’ll keep on trying with these tits.

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2020

13

Oct

Cambrie Schroder is Not Faith Schroder of the Day

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Cambrie Schroder is some useless girl trying to be big on instagram and she does it by posting slutty fitness and bikini pics, which is about as complicated as the marketing of a woman on social media is….”Just get as naked as you can without getting your account deleted, you’ll find followers”….shit I hope the family didn’t pay a PR firm tens of thousands of dollrs for, but probably did because rich people are idiots…

As it turns out, she’s not the hot sister, but together they were raised off the kind of whore would would gold dig on Ricky Schroder, probably when he was down on his luck and easy prey, because of the whole coming to terms with being a massive star, only to be a forgotten star….

The hot sister is named FAITH, cuz you gotta have Faith, or luckily they have faith, because Cambrie’s not that good….

This is FAITH

This is CAMRBIE…

Let’s have a sister bikini wrestling match to decide who the winner of the sister rivalry is, unfortunately, Cambrie will probably win the wrestling, as she takes fitness too seriously based on her arms, while Faith just does it to have an ass…but it’d be a good use of these slutty sisters vying for attention on social through half nudity.

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2020

13

Oct

Sofia Richie’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

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I don’t find Sofia Richie all that hot, but she’s hotter than her adoptive sister and inheritance thief Nicole Richie, which isn’t saying much, because even with her fake tits, that bitch looks like a wet rat…even when she’s dry…which is probably why she ended up with a fucking. loser like the Good Charlotte faggot, who to anyone with a brain, no matter how kind or rich he is, is clearly an embarassing mall brand loser…

Well Sofia Richie, is doing her same hustle like Nicole, only instead of leeching off Paris Hilton, this one leeches off the Kardashians…in a “why go to college or do good, when I can get that Kardashian clout and get paid for just being me”….not to mention Lionel Richie must be worth a few hundred million, so clearly girl doesn’t need to be a contributing person in society, she can instead laugh her way into the Kardashian scam, I mean they did all grow up together…Khloe was Nicole’s Assistant, Kim was Paris’ assistant…it is some incest, nepotism, let’s all get stupid rich together because American are fucking idiots…

Either way, she’s in leggigns, and it’s TIGHT PANT TUESDAY, so scope out the ass…if want.

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2020

13

Oct

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I do Tiny Tits because I like Tiny Tits…

I don’t do Tiny Tits tuesday because I feel like Tiny Tits need more support, praise, or encouragement. I think most girls with tiny tits have had sex with dudes who are pretty stoked on their tiny tits, because tiny tits are as fun as monster tits, more manageable, a tighter package and oftentimes on a hotter body than the monster tits…..

It’s one of those just because we like sloppy tits on a small frame, doesn’t mean we don’t like tiny tits on a small frame too, we are capable of many different likes, wants and interests when it comes to tits…

That’s the nice thing, variety, the spice of life…so I am not sure why girls feel insecure about their tits…unless it’s a memory from elementary school before dudes hit puberty and realize….”TITS ARE AWESOME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES CUZ THEY ARE TITS ON A GIRL”….

Dudes, who I guess call themselves “Tit Guys” probably don’t love small tits, but I’ll assume those dudes are closet case fags, because to denounce any female tit is just silly…

I’ve heard stories from Tiny Tits of guys who offered to buy them shitty bolt on tits, so I know that kind of dude may exist…but clearly that’s some overcompensation, some “I swear I’m not a faggot” kind of shit….

So Let’s celebrate this week in TINY TITS….

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2020

13

Oct

Charlotte Lawrence Bodysuit of the Day

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Charlotte Laurence is…..Kate from Drew Carey’s daughter with some dude who created SCRUBS that Kate from Drew Carey was also on…and like all the other celebrity kids, even though most people probably don’t think of Kate from Drew Carey as a celebrity, most probably forgot she existed, but then you know there’s a handful of 50 year olds out there who have been jerking off to her since Drew Carey, and because of their social awkwardness, autism, overall pathetic existence…they are still into her….but those can’t be the people following this girl for her famous relatives….I mean it must be the younger generation who don’t even know what the Drew Carey show was following her because of her access in Hollywood which she has thanks to her parents but that no one really knows why she exists….not that she really exists…but she’s trying…very fucking hard…

She’s just another one of these young LA based kids who grew up seeing the Kardashian hype for being useless, trying to get herself famous because she has the resources and is geographically located to get there….and I guess part of that process is producing smutty enough content and since she’s young and hot enough, that’s a good strategy for me..sexualize yourself for views…because then we get to sexualize you too…

She has emailed me in the past demanding I take down her pictures, so maybe one day, I’ll be sued by Charlotte Lawrence and her lame ass “industry” parents….assuming dreams can come true and all….you know since I did watch Drew Carey in the 90s and hated every episode…it’d feel like I made it…probably like how Charlotte Lawrence feels every time Drew Carey invites her to a filming of the Price is Right, because I’ll assume they are family friends….

Either way, watch a girl with barely famous parents, pantsoff in effort to get herself famous, since she’s got a good advantage, access, money, and since no talent is required….I have confidence she’ll get somewhere…whether that’s an only fans or not is still up in the air…but I am sure it will be an Only Fans…

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2020

13

Oct

Bella Hadid Birthday Bikini of the Day

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Bella Hadid like other social media girls wear their bikini bottoms up to their neck, it’s the style, how it fits, or maybe it’s designed for them to be able to photoshop their bodies for the instagram….either way, it’s silly..but not as silly as the fact that Bella Hadid was presented to the world like some kind of it girl in the fashion industry despite looking like Caitlin Jenner….post operation…something I wonder if the BRUCE in Caitlin’s soul sometimes surfaces saying “why did we do this again” now that the hype is over and dude living as a lady remains weird as fuck…but that doesn’t have anything to do with Bella Hadid on her 23rd or 24th birthday looking like a 75 year old tranny…that’s all the plastic surgery and procedures she’s used to maintain this “I am a hot model”….

I don’t understand why these girls are it-girls, besides their social media hype they bought early on, thanks to a friendship with the influential Kardashians, always pieces of overhyped shit….but brands use them to sell product in exchange for pretending they are “models”…pay them in ego boosting…and probably a lot of money…but probably not as much as they make using the model….otherwise that’d be bad business…instead of just looking like bad business since this bitch is gross.

The whole thing should be a reminder that once you go viral, the American Public can’t turn their back on you, but just buy what you tell them, because the American Public, based on everything popular…are clearly fucking retards…

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2020

13

Oct

Oona Laurence Booty of the Day

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Oona Laurence has a really stupid and pretentious name, so you can assume she’s got some rich ass parents or annoying artist parents from her NATIVE New York City, where she got her start as a little kid on Broadway, you know like some Lea Michele bitch….but since Broadway is over thanks to COVID, and since there’s no real glitz or glam with Broadway, if anything it’s lame theatre kid shit that I can’t believe anyone legit likes….but that they try to make us think we like because they want to keep Broadway alive, high profile and an activity for people to partake in when they visit NYC, despite how fucking lame it is….girl is looking for more, and where else to turn but SOCIAL MEDIA where she can show off her 18 year old ass…as she navigates turning her theatre shit into Hollywood shit….since she’s already been in movies and since social media following relies heavily on slutty content…it should be pretty easy for her….and here’s that ass.

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