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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Sep

Jodie Sweetin Meth Tits of the Day

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The funniest thing about this post is not Jodie Sweetin/Stephanie Tanner’s big sloppy tits that we’ve been starting at for the last decade or so from the first time she made headlines as a child star turned meth addict….in a “Holy Shit, did you expect those huge tits from a grown up Stephanie Tanner?”…..that has since turned into a second lease on life, because I guess being a meth addict, despite how trashy and ghetto it sounds, is really not a death sentence. It’s not even a guarantee that you’ll end up snorting the fucking house while gyrating with all your meth energy, as you scratch off your fucking face….forcing you to live on the street with at least one amputation caused by some random homless infection like the plague.

The funniest thing about this is that the world is so fucking nuts that a billion dollar exercise bike that offers Yoga classes on their screen, because we aren’t connected enough as is, we need to make everything in life via a screen…..but yeah,…they offer yoga classes to honor the life of Breonna Taylor?

Now I don’t even know the Breonna Taylor story and I don’t care. I just see celebrities trying to rile up their audiences to be outraged about it….

I just know when a billion dollar brand does anything to honor anyone, it’s pandering…a marketing hook because they don’t care about anything but profit, otherwise they’d do a campaign to gift every fat person one of their machines for fucking free…cockstuckers…

Want to make a difference? Invest in fat children of America…not some fucking political fuelled brainwashing nonsense you cunts….

That said, Jodie Sweetin got some titties…ohhhhhhh buddy.

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2020

Sep

Kendall Jenner Bikini of the Day

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I don’t understand Kendall Jenner’s body at all….

I guess it’s got something to do with everything being bullshit on the internet, in part because of her family.

From the girls photoshopping themselves into what they think is hot, even though anyone who sees them is like “Nice Avatar Bro”….but no one cares about people who actually see them…we live a virtual second life…as our first life…which makes online dating a real game of Russian Roulette.

To the girls getting all kinds of gnarly fucking procedures, from botox, fillers in all kinds of weird places you’d never expect…it’s not just duck lips motherfuckers…it’s everything….then there’s the whole fat transfers of pulling fat from one area and dropping it in another…I mean…when Khloe Kardashian went from manly beast of the wilderness monster….to almost fuckable…despite having always been a beast….then there’s the whole Kylie thing that was literally a thing…but has grown into whatever the fuck you’d call her now….this family is up on the latest technologies on how to turn fat ugly hairy trolls into sex dolls…..

I don’t think Kendall is immune to that….because I know that she’s naturally built like Bruce…the “Athletic” sister….all tall with no hips…but in the world of broken garbage humans from shitty fucking families who are celebrated so hard they are billionaires.. probably should have been debated in the election as the terrorist group fucking with the minds of young girls and giving them far worst unrealistic body expectations than any “Patriarchal Misogynistic” website….but for whatever reason the “Woke” SJW Trolls go after men’s programming, making women in ads and photoshoots and content pieces where we say “FUCK SHE IS HOT”….illegal….or at least cancelled…while these cunts are actually damaging people…on so many fucking levels from faking their look, to trying to monetize, to wasting their money on crappy products they sell….you know the Kardashians are dog shit, so I don’t need to keep going on about this..because Kendall and her fake hips, skinny legs, look alright to me….fake or not…I’ll never see her average looking overrated ass in public anyway….so I’ll just buy into the lie that everyone is selling….

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2020

Sep

Stella Hudgens Tits of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is great, in part because she’s got tits she’s consistently showed up for some low key or low level attention, being the celebrity sister is great in concept, I mean it’s basically Stella’s identity, but I am sure every once in a while relatives of the celebs want to break free from the shadow and be celebrated for their own merits, which in Stella’s case are her tits…

I typically like the celebrity siblings because they have that life of celebrity, luxury with all those celebrity hand me downs…but they also have the whole feelings of inadequacies knowing they are the second tier….so maybe they feel better than the average person, because they need someone to look down on…we all do..that’s why the government allows homeless people to exist, so we go “at least I’m better off than that”….but at her core, she knows she’s not nearly as good as her sister, especially now that her sister is getting sluttier and sluttier because she’s been dumped and found social media…while this one has been “I have been showing my tits on social media for a decade now, can’t I have this”….to which I say…sure…we’ll stare at those second tier better than the average human because a relative is a celebrity titties.

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2020

Sep

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I would never say that I started the wet spot trend….in part because I have the opposite effect on vagina and have for basically my entire life….even when I was being born…just nothing but friction….but sexually also…dry pussy forever…

I also didn’t start the Wet Panty / Wet Spot forum where people are sharing their nasty fucking wet panties….

But since I’ve started digging for my weekly dose of disgusting, because wet pussy can also look like yeast infection pussy, I’ve been finding a shit ton more…

I guess with all that porn addiction, girls are hornier than ever…I mean from TINDER to ONLYFANS, we’re dealing with a LOT of sluts….who would have wet pussies because they are turned on by their slutty….and would want to show off their wet pussies like it is some kind of trophy or accomplishment…

Plus the number one song in America is “Wet Ass Pussy” so clearly a trending, cultural thing people are obsessed with.

Here are those wet spots on wednesday…

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2020

Sep

Dude Stealing Sex Doll and Other Videos of the Day

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So Sluts Actually Listen to This WAP Shit, Brainwashed Fucks

Crackhead Olympics

Wheelchair Cruising on the Highway

Truck Carrying Chilli Peppers Loses Tire.

Tesla 3 VS Dummy

Politician Livestreams Affair

E-Scooter Rider Doesn’t Understand Traffic Lights

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2020

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is safe to assume that everyone is talking about the presidential debate, even though the majority of people don’t give a fuck, probably saw the recap or the memes, aren’t going to vote, feel the government is a scam that steals their money and that they have no impact in any of the outcome in the grand scheme of things….plus it gets in the way of taking slutty selfies and being awesome…keep that boring politic shit for the loser boomers who watch CNN….

As someone who has never voted, I get that….

As someone who is more into the slutty selfies than politics….because I do find it all a lot of bullshit and as someone not interested in having my breakout performance be some political analysis of a debate….because I may know what’s up but I don’t need to let you know what’s up since everyone is so passionate about this shit…..

I’m just going to say…thank god for slutty selfies….oh and freedom of speech…even though I am in Canada where there is no freedom of speech and people get arrested for TWEETS they make on social media about anything considered “hateful” by whoever decides what is hateful….or “bullying” because bullying makes teens kill themselves…or “revenge porn” because revenge porn makes girls feel slutty and sometimes kill themselves….it’s all pretty fucking crazy to live in this era because everyone’s fucking nuts…

People are getting weirder and weirder so keep those slutty selfies coming so we can!

Here are some morning links…

Paige VanZant in a Thong
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Sydney Sweeney Celebrates Halsey’s Birthday
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Lexi Wood’s Hot Lingerie Shoot
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Covid Kills More Men, Here’s Some Slutty Nurses
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Kelly Gale – Hot and Naked in the Sauna
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Scared Indian Paragliding!
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HBO Bought the New Borat
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Dude Diving in the Ocean to Touch a Great White is Some Dumb Shit
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Car VS Wet Cement
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I never watched The Office, but people I know love it, so here’s a Lo-Fi Remix of the Theme Song
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Dog Freaking Out over Owner’s Return
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I hear it’s a debate tonight…but not a debate whether to click any of these links I’ve wasted my time compiling because that’s obviously something you russian spam bots are here to do…as you prepare to rig the election or like and follow the social media accounts of clickbait bitches out to scam you with non nudes being sold as nudes…..before eventually self destruction when their core audience abandons them….only to actually do porn to level-up in this tipping a toe into porn work bullshit…

But yeah,…a debate tonight but not debate whether fat girls in leggings should be a crime, you know the ones that don’t want to be body shamed but that don’t know their fucking size and wear the smallest possible size of leggings for their fat asses. to explode the fuck out of…forcing us to see every dimple of their fatness…their long back…that could have been an ass one day many years ago…..even with all that legging support….

Earlier today I saw a fat lady in her 50s wearing a crop top and leggings both two sizes too small….Athleisure wear that she probably sees her daughter in and assumes it is ok for her….her fat squeezed out of each garment making some terrifying pile of flesh that shouldn’t fucking exist….while every dimple of cellulite was clear as fucking day….maybe even more clear than if you were fucking her from behind because you’d tend to ignore it more… humans aren’t supposed to look like the hotdog after you’ve put it in the microwave without punching the air holes in it…all blown out and discolored…..her gunt spilling out everywhere like some sort of war victim who was blown out, but instead of blood it guts…just flesh dangling off other flesh….not in the fat pussy you’d like to fuck but rather the fat pussy area that looks like it’s had too many kids and too many cakes….from too many birthdays….They don’t want to be body shamed but they make it hard as they over celebrate their disgusting…make it law for fat girl to wear big sweat pants the reason the elastic waistband was invented for….

Anyway…debates….or masturbates….that is the question of how you should spend the night…even though you know you’ll do both…

Here are some links, do whatever you want with them, asshole.

Barbara Palvin HOT in Lingerie
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Hotty Elsa Hosk is a Pregnant and Naked
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The Hot Girlfriend of a Lightning Defenseman Reminds Us That Tampa Bay Won the Stanley Cup Last Night
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The Hamlin Sisters Show Off Their Tanlines
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Kelly Gale Nude in the Sauna
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Julian Edelman’s Baby Momma Ella Rose Getting Ready for Her Baywatch Audition
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Pregnant Emma Roberts in a New Movie Trailer and a Tight Dress!
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Scooter Stunts
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Kylie Jenner in a Bikini
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Rachel Fenton Nip Slip
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“Uncle Phil” Actually Crashes The Set Of Family Matters!
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26 pics of Naughty Nurses of Reddit!
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Maria Menounos in a Bikini Looking Good!
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Jeopardy Contestant Does his best BANE Voice
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15,000 Dominoes Art!
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Chrissy Teigen’s Pregnancy Requires Blood Transfusions
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini for her New Song
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Hot Bregje Heinen with Nothing But her Flower!
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Jimmy Butler’s Baby Momma Kaitlin Nowak Reacts to the Heat Being Crowned the Eastern Conference Champs
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Kendall Jenner – Nipple Selfie in some Bike Shorts
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Joey King Cute in the Kitchen
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All Muscles Matter
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Water Vortez with Lego Motors
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Stupid Guy Dives Into The Ocean With A Great White Shark!
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Naya Rivera’s Hot Sister Moved in with her Baby Daddy
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Meet the Pastor-Turned-Stripper Nikole Mitchell
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Lucy Hale has Dyed her Hair Red
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Girls in Tight Pants and Shorts Do Some Weidness
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Why Shipping Container Houses are a Scam According to an Indian Architect.
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Homophobic Dutch Couple’s Daughter Isn’t Homophobic At All!
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Pierce Brosnan’s unbelievable $100m tropical Malibu home
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Hot Miami Based Elizaveta Sakhonenko and her Citrus!
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Patrick Mahomes’ Fiancee Brittany Matthews Trolls the NFL for Ranking the Chiefs QB as the No. 4 Player
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Dude Drives Through Airport when Late for Flight
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Dog Reunited with the Owner!
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Man Tries To Break Beer Bottle With His Head, Fails!
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The Last Words Spoken By 68 Famous People
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Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Trying to Help Delonte West Get Back on His Feet
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Camila Cabello is Cinderella
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Stair Master Master
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Impatient Cat
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Dude Makes fun of Decades Old Tech!
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Nude Model Miluniel
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Patrick Mahome’s Mom in a Red Dress
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Timelapse of a Drum Kit Assembly!
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Guy “Steals” Back His Friend’s Motorized Unicycle From The Thief!
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Taylor Swift’s Fans Epically Troll Jake Gyllenhaal’s Instagram With ‘All Too Well’ Lyrics
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Max Ehrich Appears to Be On The Verge of a Public Breakdown Over Demi Lovato
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Courtroom Escape Ends in a Fail!
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Lindsey Vonn Had Her Teeth Fixed
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Charlotte McKinney’s 2016 Hot Shoot
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Look – Big Bird
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Side Boobs!
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Best Flight Sign
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Nude Model and her Palm Branch
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Gun Recoil Compilation
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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From the Forum

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Ariel Winter Getting Boxes
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Dua Lipa’s Uneventful Ass in Leather Pants
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Lucy Hale’s Red Hair in a White Tank Top
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Bella Hadid in Tight Pants
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Alicia Silverstone Walking in Shorts…
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Kim Garner in Sweat Pants
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Ali Larter on a Bike
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Chloe Sevigny Mom Legs in Riding Boots
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Nicky Hilton in Shorts!
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Kim Garner Hot Slutty Shoot
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Daisy Ridley on the Streets
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Ester Epposito Blazer and No Bra
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Dakota Fanning – Pantsless
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Rihanna in Public in Shorts
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Malin Akerman in Tank Top
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Chantal Jeffries in Fitness Gear
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Big Titty Dildo Sucker
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Today in Dildo Riding
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Heels at 3 am Fail
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TikTok Cam VS Naked Cam.
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Girl Filmed in the Tub
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Bag Girls Being Slutty in Public
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Lates 90s Internet Cafe Fuck
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Hot Naked Reddit Amateur…
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Porta Potty Sex is Nasty
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Not as Fun as they Thought
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21 People having a Shitty Day
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Booty Girl Sucking a Dildo on a Piano
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Chicks Cam Girl-Ing Hot.
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Amateur Titties!
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This Spells Classy
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Talent the World isn’t Ready For
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Awkward
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2020

Sep

Hilary Duff’s Washed Out Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Hilary Duff is posing in some washed out bikini pic that looks like it was shot on a polaroid at one of Dan Schneider’s casting pool parties, you know because polaroids fade….and can be burned when the feds show up to understand why a hollywood exec at a kids network is hosting pool parties as talent casting events….when it’s probably just because he had no friends growing up and this is reliving that high school dream…I mean that whole Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy he’s rumored to be responsible is just a coincidence… THE STORY

All this to say Hilary Duff and all her mom of two kids with two different dads who has had sex publicly, just not publicly enough with a lot of different men over the years, brought her thickness into a bikini…and she fucking creeps me out…even if I like her better now than when she first hit…that crossfit body kind of scares me….

Here’s some stuff by duff for those of you who want to stuff or at least ejaculate your stuff on diff because you don’t find her too female body-builder-like…or a fucking creep

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2020

Sep

Cara Delevingne Slutty Cowboy of the Day

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Lesbian Cara Delevingne is in some cowboy outfit, appropriating the cowboy way of life, or at least the late 70s-90s cowboy fashion sense, all while not wearing a pair of Cowboy boots liek the fucking hack that she is…

I never understood her hype, never found her hot, figured she was just cast by Chanel thanks to her rich mom being a customer of Chanel and thanks to the world being a bunch of follower fucks, she went viral, now has 44 million followers and isn’t going anywhere…except maybe to the doctor to get ointment for that shit that Ashley Benson’s pussy left on her lip…

Like Stella Maxwell, the other lesbian model Cara preys on the higher profile people to elevate her own existence…she at one time scissored Michelle Rodriguez (gross), she compared fish flavors through taste tests with young Kaia Gerber, you know to get some of that Kaia Gerber hype or clout, and whoever else this snake is climbing the ladders with…

Anyway, as Americans, you should cancel this trash for mocking your ways, while living in your country and trying to dominate your celebrity, entertainment and fashion world, all while being terribly uneventful.

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2020

Sep

Pia Mia Brings it of the Day

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I found it funny that Pia Mia got fake tits and became a video “vixen”…this young, famous on Youtube, moved to LA to have a legit career reducing herself to her fake tits gyrating in rap videos, because I guess that was the cool thing to do….but now the cool thing to do is to carry that to Only Fans where you can live out your dream of sex worker, while sex workers are trying to go mainstream and the mainstream are trying to go sex worker, it’s all almost as confusing as how I’ve adapted my vocabulary to call whores sex workers instead of whores but I think I probably did that long ago because I have a respect for actual sex workers, they bring a service we all need, while I laugh at girls who think they are above sex work, trying to make money off their assholes like sex workers, and call those ones whores!!

Anyway, she was a girl who was cute enough when she was trending, maybe even celebrated, but probably sexualized to the level where she’s now reduced herself to sexualizing herself…on a level of begging fans to pay her for her smut….You can ask any porn chick if she was molested or assaulted and a lot will say yes…so to go from popular in the mainstream, to tits out for fans, is a weird transition but not one quite as weird as her lip injections….I’m not complaining, the more sluts accepting that slut life – the better.

Plus she looks just like that “girl” you got with when you did that year of teaching english in South East asia and decided to try everything the country had to offer….oh the memories…you sick fuck…

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