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2020

29

Sep

Jade Chynoweth Interpretive Bikini Dance of the Day

Jade Chynoweth has a fit big titty dancer body that is not working as a stripper because some professionally trained dancers avoid the whole stripping thing and go directly to Hollywood where hot bodied dancers are needed for their shitty dance content because clearly America loves dance so much they’ll let China spy on their asses in exchange for a platform to post their dancing, even thought they can just do it on instagram…

I will never understand why one dancer becomes a stripper working dingy clubs, while another becomes Hollywood, but thems the fucking breaks and it probably comes down to money and family support…like girl had help to avoid sex work even though it is debatable that this is actually sex work, assuming she’s got an Only Fans or will have an only fans…they all end up on that scam, I mean when they realize giving the nude awkward dance content for free is not making them the cash they could make if they hired an Indian virtual assitant to sext their fans and captioned videos like this “Fresh Shower Twerk after Cumming On my Fingers Dance”…75 dollars to See it all…fucking scammers.

ANYWAY, dancers are fit, they know how to move rhythmically, and can fuck like you’ve never been fucked assuming they aren’t too exhausted from all the dancing to fuck…or even worse…lazy and acting like they are doing you a favor when fucking as hot girls often do….

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2020

29

Sep

Kylie Jenner Smut of the Day

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Here’s some pics that Kylie Jenner just posted and I happened to come across and laugh at because if there’s one thing we can learn from Kylie Jenner, it’s that no matter how much money you’ve scammed out of the system with your shitty beauty line that is more show than actual quality, but that still sells because people are fame whore idiots who like to do what they are told, they’ll buy basically anything and think it’s amazing, even from some fat chick, nasty looking chick, who has fully rebuilt her ugly into sex doll, while rocking black face despite being a pasty fuck, to fit in with her shitty sisters….thanks to being exploited by her mom her entire life…

But yeah, no matter how much money you have, no matter how big your castle is, thanks to all that money you have, you’ll still produce photoshopped pics of you grabbing your own tits to keep people talking about you and to keep you relevant because fame is addictive….and these people are famous for nothing, but that doesn’t mean they don’t get paid…

If you’re into dump midgets who look like they are wearing diapers…and clearly people are since every bitch LOOKS like this now….here’s some KYLIE leading the way, influencing if you will, despite her influencing being more of a cash grab scam…

I don’t know about you, but here’s her nasty tease…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2020

29

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

If you leave your house and you probably should since this whole “Lockdown” thing is a bit of a. joke and no one, especially not celebs are “locking down” or as they call it “hunkering down”….they all still go to restaurants, maybe COVID doesn’t effect the elite as they walk around with their masks on wrong to perpetuate the media lies…I mean some of these celebs are out more than they’ve ever been out because they have nothing to do and like attention….

Not that this is about celebrities, this is my anti-celebrity post because I never liked celebrities, I always thought they were full of shit idiots with far too much hype and not much substance, I never respected their jobs as actors, I think acting is a lie that actors pretend is this important thing, when it’s not. We can live without actors and acting doesn’t require much talent, I am sure that any of us, if we had distorted egos or were vapid idiots who didn’t feel like assholes when on camera, would be capable of replicating….I think you, with a bit of confidence could be the next Brad Pitt, even if you’re fat an ugly, it just doesn’t require skill to recite lines with fake emotion that seems semi sincere…

This is about non-celebrities, who may be wanting to be celebrities, because they are producing and posting this kind of content of themselves, but they aren’t actual celebrities, so the intent may be to get to that useless but high paying place, but the process is taking slutty pics of themselves to get noticed…which I like..

So the idea of celebrity is fine, for a beacon of hope for hopeless or shamless people, but the actual celebrities fucking bore me….

Now…to the point…tight pants, if you leave your house, you will see tight pants, it is the style and has been for a while. The tight pants often hug the body in the right way giving it the right shame that you can bring home to jerk off to, as asses are bigger, pants get tighter, and if the bitch isn’t 300 pounds, it’s good.

More importantly, you can usually see the pussy definition of each and every tight pant wearer in public, it’s likely the point, because pussy definition is the cleavage of the new generation….and I like seeing pussy in all it’s glory, even when hugged by some tight pants…and I like that it is a trend to show the world your pussy in disguise….pretending it’s just what active wear does to active people….whatever the excuse…it’s good.

So here’s some tight pants on a tuesday….

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2020

29

Sep

Bebe Rexha Working Out of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is a 30 something year old fat girl in fitness gear faking a workout but more importantly faking that she’s got a waistline….because as I early discussed…the RATIO man…it tricks a motherfucker into thinking a fat girl is hotter than she is, because her ass so big but with waist, rather than full on belly hanging over her pants, that ratio still exists…

In some of these pics, the face is looking 40, which is old for a popstar filled with face injections, but since Bebe Rexha has been working in the industry making hits for other people, it makes sense to get some of that shine for herself, it’s just lame that she’s playing it younger than she is, rather than being “I’m 30-something” but everyone is a stunted retard of social media, so who cares….

I don’t find fat girls working out that hot and prefer the fat girls after they’ve been working out and have deleted all their fat pics only for you to be shocked that she was once 300 pounds….but I guess she’s not that fat…but she was a big “anti-body shamer” activist, but that was just a fucking angle because she’s a “size 8” but then she’s spent the last year doing fitness and despite still being “thick” is less thick…so again…just more bullshit lies from the fucking media since none of ya’ll think she’s too fat to fuck…but that could be her fake Waist to Hip Ratio talking to you on a genetic level….

Either way, here’s her fat upper pussy in some real tight clothing holding her all together as she tries to sweat out some of that water weight because she’s trying.

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2020

29

Sep

Demi Lovato Bra of the Day

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Demi Lovato is some unstable fuck, boring rich and famous trash who believes her own hype, one of those “I have mental health issues” therefore “I have heroin overdoses”….because “I have mental health issues” is the number one excuse of her generation of loser, coddled, live with their parents, get naked on the internet trash….they just google the fuck out of mental health issues and figure what suits their needs best, present it to their doctors and get the meds they need to compare with their friends who are also on meds, a generation of kids on brain medication…awesome…..and I saw this coming…from Ritalin in the 80s and 90s onwards…the heavy handed prescription pad of doctors…even I’ve been prescribed prozac, paxil, downers when I barely even move and am always on a downer….when all I really need is the drink to get through it….

What I am saying is that I think all mental health issues are bullshit excuses from weak people who like having excuses that are beyond them and that you can’t point and laugh at because it’s a condition…….the only think mental health issues are good for is collecting disability checks because that shit can barely be proven and no one likes to work…so any reason not to work and still get paid is a good one…

More importantly, Demi Lovato, who should have been cancelled for a heroin overdose, but who was packaged as a hero who got to do some big performances as part of a comeback tour, all because she has a big fan base and hollywood likes to mooch off the people with the big fan bases…..they like the stupid lame storyline….of her “NOT DYING”…instead of being pragmatic and say things like “this loser bitch couldn’t even overdose right so that she could polarize it to make more money with the sympathy of all”….

It’s just a lot of garbage, but not as much garbage as those sloppy fucking tits in the sports bra….I don’t think that cleavage could be anymore fat-girl looking that whatever is going on here with this “Survivor” who is recently single because the love of her life she met 6 months ago, was engaged to 3 months ago, was exposed for tweeting that Selena Gomez was hotter than Demi before he devoted his life to fucking one of them…which he accomplished while escaping her spoiled rich brat wrath….like that motherfucker probably doctored his own tweets to get an out from this bitch as he appealed to her rival Selena Gomez to give him a shot, because they hate each other and what better revenge than to steal the other one’s man….especially when this one’s tits look like a man’s……garbage.

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2020

29

Sep

Elsa Hosk is Naked and Pregnant and Reading of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is officially pregnant, which makes sense, since she’s probably around 30, has been in quarantine, and people fuck….plus if you’re fucking Elsa Hosk, you aren’t pulling out, that would be criminal….not to mention she’s pretty much achieved far more than she probably expected as a Swedish Basketball player, her first career…so…there’s that…anyway she just posted THESE Pics fucking up my Story Book reading flow….

NOW BACK TO ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING:

Elsa Hosk is amazing, the hottest of the VS girls and this is her tapping into those fantasies of you man-child types out there who just crave to have a woman take care of them in ways their mom did, like little pussy momma boys, or the way their mom didn’t because she was on crack the whole time and that’s why you’re the way you are, that shit gets passed between the placenta and makes some fucking crack baby losers….but look how far you’ve come…being on here reading this…like a real hero of society….not degenerate at all…

So this is the bedtime story being read not red just pronounded red by the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret girls, straight from Sweden who are no longer in a pandemic thanks to not being pussies scared of a bootleg flu….some bedtime story fantasy for the bed time story fetishists….

Now, Swedes typically speak English well, so I guess she could actually be reading this J.D. Salinger, maybe she saw the documentary I recently watched on Amazon about Salinger where they show footage of him outside his house in New Hampshire after the “Catcher in the Rye” author became a reclusive outside the big city where he lived his life….or maybe she’s just a basic and trying to catch up on High School reading material since they read VIKING novels in Nordic countries, not disinfranchised anti-heroes….who knows…or cares…she’s a babe even with baby inside her slutty cummed inside womb.

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2020

29

Sep

Olivia Holt Underboob of the Day

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Olivia Holt is a 23 year old Disney kid who was on some series called “I Didn’t Do It” but you probably already know that because you probably have the series logo tattooed on your pervert upper thigh pervert.

She moved to LA in 2011, which may not seem that long ago to your old pervert ass, but it was 9 ears ago, meaning she was 13-14 years old, which I guess is the age families have historically sold their daughters off to the highest bidder, only instead of doing the “Celine Dion” where they basically turned her into the wife of the creepy manager who made her, they instead just sell them to a corporation that owns the media for the training. It’s pretty irresponsible, but you already know that, plus the emotional trauma makes them potential huge stars in the sex trade as they get older, you know jus ask Disney’s Maitland Ward.

Now I don’t know any movies she’s been in, any songs she’s produced or sang on, I just know she’s another one of these young puppets with very little substance or soul, eager to produce really vapid and useless things for the money and the hype…it’s a generational thing…they don’t have any meaning, depth or souls…but they are slutty and that should count for something…

I do know that this video irritates me because when I was 23, I was getting black out drunk with degenerates, things were out of control, the sex was the kind you assumed you got AIDS having, and it was just a much darker and more fun time…

Instead, these people, who may have more tit exposed than girls of my generation, are doing some hokey ass shit, like the “Squares” in the 60s and the fact other people do this hokey ass shit too, on the level where they made a fucking app for it, is pretty disappointing…no matter how many nudes they sell on their subscription site, or how vulgar they are in their captions, or no matter how these ends in an orgy because they may be lame asses, but they are down to fuck lame asses….they fucking suck.

If you don’t believe me, look at the CISCO-Looking motherfucker…this embarrasses me…

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2020

29

Sep

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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The Ratio is the Hip to Waist or the Waist to Hip ratio which is arguably the secret to sexual appeal.

I know that most of you probably think a girl “being alive” is the key to sex appeal, because all you need is someone not dead to want to fuck and even if she was dead, you’d probably debate fucking it, you know “her tits look perky with that Rigor”….it is October after all, what a time to get into necrophilia and it’s not like you killed her…

This isn’t about fucking dead bitches, this is about what turns people on and historically it was assumed that it was fat tits, as it turns out fat tits are great, the sloppier the more fun, but people on a genetic level are actually turned on by smaller waist to larger hips…some birthing shit that speaks to us on a genetic level but that the system is trying to suppress with their “all men are misogynist pigs who sexualize women” despite them sexualizing themselves…like all of these pics are selfies of girls who are excited by their ratio, who think their ratio is hot and that it will turn dudes on…only to complain about how men are pigs…the world is nutty.

So these should tap into you on a deeper level because science says it will.

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2020

29

Sep

Nut Case and Other Videos of the Day

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Bikini Posing….

Karen Hood Ornament

Subway Anti Masker – I Can’t Believe People Still Eat Subway that shit Smells like Armpit

Nutjob on the Highline

Smuggling wine

Putting out a fire with fire

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

29

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love the idea of this “new normal” as a marketing hook to promote all the changes the government is going to instil on us, now that there’s a virus. It’s like going to the airport after 9-11 and having the intercom system announce the color coded level of terror threat for that day….so when you’re flying to Albuquerque to visit your mom who retired there on Christmas from your shitty existence in Ohio, you’ll know that there’s a “Yellow” threat level on your flight, which is way better than orange or red, thank god the terrorists won’t take down that coveted Cleveland to Albuquerque flight on a discount airline you know is carrying very high profile people when the highest profile person out of Cleveland is Drew Carey.

What I am saying is that everyone is nutty, victims of marketing but none as nutty as these girls who are out there tricking dudes to buy their “nudes” with captions you know were written by dudes who take a percentage of the profit, who even do the texting to the paying fans for the girls, it’s part of the deal….and they use Indian Virtual Assistants for that….so as these dude pay 75 dollars to unlock a “Hot Cameltoe Squirt Video” that ends up being none of those things as they sex with an Indian dude getting paid 2 dollars an hour….because dudes are suckers and girls who were born to be slutty can now monetize that slutty the way they’ve been too scared to do prior to it being mainstream accepted….before eventually getting cancelled, ignored, blacklisted or hated by their paying fans, the most coveted and loyal fan that they are stabbing in the eyes with each scam they cash in on, with some short sighted vision…at which point they’ll jump into hardcore porn, I mean because they’ve already gone “this” far….

So maybe I should get into porn production….you know since every girl is a porn chick and clearly they need someone to help them….I am already working on a porn idea with a friend called “BUM SHANTY” where we take a willing couples to fuck on homeless man mattresses around the country….10 percent of proceeds will go to fighting homelessness, the rest to line my fucking pockets because I know “Bum Shanty” will be the future…especially if we make it ANAL ONLY some double entendre shit…it may be the first porn to win an Oscar as the Oscars move more towards porn to get people to actually pay attention to them…

Here are some morning links!!

Lindsey Von Got her Teeth Fixed and it is Scary
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Camilla Cabello as Cinderella
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Best Waterslide Ever
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Chrissy Teigen is Getting Blood Transfusions during new Pregnancy – AIDS!?
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Divine Moose Walks on Water
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Girl Hides Gamer’s Controller in Hopes of Getting Fucked
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Truck Crashes into Low Hanging Bridge
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Hot Model Ashley Haas Wants to Get Fucked in a Stadium
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Naya Rivera’s Hot Tall Sister Moved in with her Baby Daddy…..Weird
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40k of Damage at Miller Park
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Patrick Mahomes’ Fiancee Brittany Matthews and her Big Teeth Trolls the NFL for Ranking the Chiefs QB as the No. 4 Player
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Dodge Challenger Police Chase
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Time Lapse of the World’s Largest Drum Kit
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Mountain Bike Wipe Out
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100 Pics of Demi Lovato
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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