I read some bullshit story about how Maya Hawke is dyslexic and illiterate or something dumb that she said on an NPR show while promoting her album, because she’s not just a low level actress thanks to mooching off her A-List parents, she’s also a singer…because with the right computer programs…anyone can be a fucking singer…and if you’re the daughter of an A-Lister…you can make your silly performance seem more than just some amateur loser with a dream….I’ve never heard her music, but I am rarely impressed by the video game robot music of today, not to be an old fuck, but I am an old fuck, but there was a time when music came from the soul, from collaboration, from experience…if you listen to old slave music, blues, country, even love songs of the 80s…there is emotion, a story, a takeaway…and you can turn to those songs for comfort in dark times, to hype you up in good times….you get what I am saying…while all the pop music now is just memes, digital sounds, filters and catch phrases…you know because people have nothing to fucking say they are all so fucking stupid and have nothing to offer…while those who may have something to say never get heard because of these idiots who think they deserve your attention because their parents are A-Listers…
ANYWAY….I thought it was funny that she’s talking about how she can’t read due to her Dyslexia….meaning she’ll never read this….but she conveniently also got on the beach in Europe, where she’s at the Venice Film Festival, thanks to being the daughter of an A-Lister, where she’s figured out, probably not through reading, maybe through sign language or maybe through some pictographs…not that I know what a pictograph is….I guess it could just be through raw instinct or obviousness that if she pulls her titties out, her UMA THURMAN made titties, people will talk about her and thus her music or her acting and she will climb that ladder thanks to the tits..tits get hits…
So here she is in her bikini, pretty uneventful…but there’s nip and tits get hits….Yes, she is what you would call a “Slim Fat”….thin in size, but really fucking soft and dumpy looking….her ass looks like it is eating itself, all getting sucked in hard, like her asshole is a shopvac….leaving whatever is left of her ass all square shaped…her parents are A-listers, get a fucking personal trainer you lazy fuck…
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