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2020

07

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When you turn your phone off, the world of politics, MeToo, BlackLivesMatter, Pandemics, all of a sudden turn the fuck off….because at our core…we are selfish assholes who don’t give a fuck about each other and only give a fuck about our immediate…and when the immediate isn’t things that trigger us, or make us mad, because we are alone in our apartments staring at the wall and not at screens…the world all of a sudden because much nicer place to be….it’s like that expression of cutting off your toxic mooch friends because they just bring you down….only it’s cutting off your toxic social media use and the news because all that shit is nonsense to upset bored people and trying to rook you in to either change your beliefs, make you feel bad about your beliefs, all for PROFIT…

Remember Social Media companies, google and the media are all sitting at the top looking down at all you peasants as they literally make 1 billion dollars every 2-3 days.

Apple made 260 billion dollars in 2019, that’s a billion dollars every day and a half.

Google made 162 Billion dollars in 2019, that’s almost 1 billion dollars every 2 and a half days,

Facebook made 70 Billion dollars in 2019, that’s a billion dollars ever 5 days

Disney made 70 billion dollars in 2019, that’s a billion dollars every 5 days.

NBC 33 Billion in 2019, that’s a billion dollars every 11 days.

You get what I am saying, stop making other motherfuckers rich and grow your own vegetables

Here are some steplINKS…

Wanda Icardi is Enjoying Summer at Home in Her Thong
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Delivery Driver Left Car
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Katharine McPhee Foster on a Hike
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Wild Tigers Fighting
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Paralyzed Call of Duty Player Killing it in a Really Impressive Way
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Britt Robertson, Phoebe Tonkin and Shelley Hennig in a Hot Censored Shoot!
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Bar Refaeli’s Midnight Swim
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Oakland A’s Bench Coach Caught Doing a Nazi Salute After Win Over the Rangers
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Cameron Diaz and her Wine Company
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Jon Gruden Had the Raiders Believe That He Was in the Hospital With COVID-19
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Huge Snake Swallows Another Snake
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Hot Cam Shows
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2020

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Stop following fucking internet trends…it’s silly…and making these influencers more and more money…so much money that all the celebs are trying to become influencers with their youtubes and instagrams….

THROW OUT YOUR PHONE….it is tracking you and ruining your life…

I was late to the cellphone game, I liked being unreachable, but I know that the idea of of a phone is insane to me, it’s like you want to do “work” type shit, 24 hours a day…when you should be out there having fun….what is wrong with ya’ll

The world sucks on the screen….so get out there and make the world suck for you….instead of you sucking for it or some shit.

Also, always remember those Only Fan girls people pay for are 99% having their accounts run by dudes, because bitches are too lazy for that sexting shit….so keep that in mind with each goodmorning they send you as they ROB you of your money every month

DON’T BE A SUCKER….just find other ways to have good times..we’re all gonna die, so make it count.

Danica Patrick Put on a Bikini and Hit the Lake Following Her Split From Aaron Rodgers
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Pregnant Lady Crashes Ex Boyfriend’s Wedding
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Emily Ratajkowski Feeling Blue Bikini!
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Rita Ora Contradicts Herself in a Gold Bikini!
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Sean Penn Married Vincent D’Onofrio’s Daughter
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WWE Star Kelly Kelly Shows Off Her Sexy Figure in a Very Skimpy Bikini
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Ashley Benson’s Behind the Scenes Nude!
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Vanessa Hudgens Nails the Beach Vibes!
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Bikini Model Elle Johnson Celebrated the Release of the Big 10 Schedule in a Tiny Michigan Thong
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Cardi B & Meg Thee Stallion Booty Vinyl!
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Jojo Getting Down in the Kitchen in PVC Pants
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Shark Bites Guy on Head
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Jen Garner May Be Dating Brad Cooper
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Hilary Duff in a Tight Shirt
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Charlotte Crosby Topless on a Boat!
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Aly Michalka Dark Nipple in a See Through White Dress
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Shockwave Gets Bride in Beirut
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Fitness Model Callie Bundy is Still Throwing Footballs Around
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Dove Cameron Does Her Best Patrick Bateman!
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Nick Kroll Buys Expensive House
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Olivia Culpo Looks like a Bobble Head – Her Body Much Smaller than her Head…
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Alycia Debnam-Carey Nipple Pokies in Nature!
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Selena Gomez Getting Paid to do an HBO Cooking Show…
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Jay Cutler Deleted His Instagram After Kristin Cavallari Posts a Picture With Her Ex
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Barbara Palvin The Flower Girl in Lingerie!
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Ariana Grande’s 5000 Dollar a Night bikini Selfie
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TikTok Twins Arrested for Being Dump
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Zendaya Dramatic in a Photoshoot
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Man Makes a Piano Out of Sausages
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Gilbert Arenas Says NBA Players Are Having a Hard Time Without Sex in the Disney Bubble
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Meredith Mickelson’s Hot Shoot!
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Lili Reinhart Hot in a Photoshoot
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I wonder what This Guy’s Workout Is…
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The Woman who Makes 100k a Month Acting Like a Dog
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Wanda Icardi is Enjoying Summer at Home in Her Thong
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Bella Hadid Gives the Police the Finger
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Huge Crash at the Bike Race
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Kylie Jenner Airbrushed to Oblivion
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Tanaye White for Sports Illustrated BOOTY
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Gutter Hipster Model in Slutty Big Titty Shoot
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Emma Watson – Bikini on vacation
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Angelina Jolie Seen out in Los Feliz
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Madison Beer Legs…in a Slutty Dress….
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Lucy Hale in Leggings…
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Olivia Munn in Leggings…
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Ashley Greene Carrying Her Box…
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Kendall Jenner in a Skirt…
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Sylvie Meis in a Bikini on the beach
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Kimberley Garner in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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Katie Darling Flashes in Nature
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Naked Girl and her Tree
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Some Hard Fuckign Nips
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Amateur in her First Video
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Call it Magic
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Vintage Porn is the Best – Aunt Opal and the Peanut Butter Sandwich…
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Kate Moss Nude Gallery
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Amateur Scissoring
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6 Drinks into the Night
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HOT REDDIT AMATEUR TITS
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Things That Make You Go Hmmmm
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Big Fucking Woman…
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Weird Pinocchio Tattoo
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2020

06

Aug

Rita Ora’s Bikini Action of the Day

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Rita Ora is on Vacation because she’s very concerned about COVID, it’s serious guys, but let me just dip to the Mediterranean to get my Summer Holiday in, because as you know August in Europe is Holiday month for all…because as you know COVID is more media hype than anything…because as you know…no one you know has it and anyone you know who did have it just had a sore throat for a day or two….and anyone who cries that they had it oftentimes use it as an excuse and never actually tested positive for it, they just like to act like they did…you know to be part of something like Lena Dunham….because when you see the protests, the fights, all the people shopping, at restaurants, at parties…at family gatherings, all not in masks…you have to sort of wonder how legit this thing really is…I mean just because they news tells you it is…

Not that I am an anti-covid person, I like any excuse to never leave the house, to cover my face, to avoid any and all humans that get too close or try to hang out….it’s a GREAT excuse….I just think Rita Ora, who’s out on vacation is an Anti Covid person, pretending to be a Covid person, because celebs are paid to lie to you….

Point being, she’s got big tits, tits we’ve seen exposed on this trip, because Europe, and this is some bikini selfie for attnetion that I’m into giving her attention for because she’s such a low level celeb, like one who never made it, but still kinda made it, that I feel good about promoting her irrelevance…rather than trying to take down her relevance..and the tits, even if old and softer / saggier are still substantial and that’s what matters at least in terms of her career.

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2020

06

Aug

Demi Lovato’s Heroin Tits of the Day

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Demi Lovato who milks the “mental health” thing so hard, she blames it for her heroin overdose, because why be accountable for anything, when you can cop out with “mental health” to make everyone support you and send their thoughts an prayers, and pretend they fucking care, while they are too busy taking fucking selfies…

There was nothing more offensive to me than when I saw this pop star earner get treated like some hero after she had a heroin overdose…some ban NARCAN shit because she should have died for her stupid actions…and at least be accountable for her stupid actions…

She’s all engaged and in the Sauna because some dude found a weak rich famous bitch to mooch off of, pretending to be health and wellness, get that Sauna in cuz she heard it on a Rogan podcast….like all the other idiots doing the whole sauna thing…but the reality is she has no respect for herself, her fans, her celebrity….none of that…and she will, like all opiate addicts, relapse and die from it…cuz the dragon so good…

When she was praised in early pre-covid era 2020, performing at the Grammies, the Super Bowl, I knew it was some puppet mastering and she was the puppet..

Like all Child Stars, you have to have some sympathy because they were sold by their shit parents, HOWEVER at a certain age, you gotta grow the fuck up, this bitch is in her 30s…anyway…here’s her nasty ass tit cuz she nasty and always has been.

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2020

06

Aug

Ariana Grande in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why but I hate Arianna Grande. Maybe it’s because she killed Mac Miller by not saving Mac Miller, but probably not since I don’t know anything about Mac Miller and really didn’t care when he died besides finding pleasure in Ariana Grande acting like she was broken up about it, despite being an anti-american rat who you may remember from that time she licked a donut and called Americans disgusting, despite being American….but it’s nice to see she’s being used as a puppet to push all her fans to vote…interesting choice in “patriots” you’d expect the illuminati to source them a bit better but I guesss they don’t care….about that…or that she lives a life in black face….but plays it off as a tan….I mean just an all around pile of Nickeloden created garbage….with zero authenticity or anything to offer…just an impersonator impersonating a popstar….full bullshit

I know some people find the midget Grande hot, but that’s because people are fucking perverts…and here she is in a bikini top and some mask porn….even though she probably doesn’t wear a mask…

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2020

06

Aug

Em RatCow Tits On a Bike of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski is still an overrated troll of the internet who tricked ya’ll into thinking she’s famous, amassing a HUGE audience….because she’s a prime example of a girl with tits, who used those tits to get as much attention as she can, only to convince herself, or be reaffirmed that she’s more than tits….throwing a good mix of “empowerment” and feminism in the fire to justify her actions that would be best described as clickbait….and why the fuck not…she’s made so much money, had so many experiences random girls of equal hotness will never know…take it while you can…

I figure she got in at a weird time when people went viral on social media because there wasn’t much competition. Not every single girl from the barista to the stripper were running social media hustles….so it probably could could have been any tits that went viral….but at the same time there were other girls in the Robin Thicke video and no one gives a fuck about them, racists, but in their defence, they didn’t have great tits like Rat Cow does.

Brands threw millions at her, and I guess when that happens you start to believe the hype, because you NEED to believe the hype, otherwise you’d have to admit you’re a hack that was just in the right place at the right time with the right great tits and NO ONE wants to think that low of themselves….but at the same time, maybe she laughs about it at night thinking she won at life and all it took was a little hustle and a lot of tit….which she conveniently came equipped with….assuming they are real, but even if they aren’t, she was equipped with them.

For the most part, overpaid tits are the worst kind of tits….because they get an ego, when the underpaid tits are more appreciative….so here she is trying to get that paparazzi to draw some attention to herself as she continues to think she’s a celebrity…in an era where everyone is a celebrity that’s not really saying much…but she’s keeping the hustle alive…which works out nice to her fans because….those are some tits…and whether you like her, her face, her overall relatively boring vibe or not…TITS!!

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2020

06

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Did you think I was going to forget Asshole Behind Thong? I mean so many girls are uploading literally 100s of pics per week of their asshole behind thongs and the least I can do is acknowledge that effort….because anything to get a girl to show the world her asshole, which as you know is the gateway to her soul, is a good thing to support in this time of insanity….plus it’s a gateway to slutty activity that I am sure a lot of girls are now partaking in because they see other girls making money and figure they can get in on that too…and they can, it’s actually the easiest way for them to make money, get praise, feel hot and good about themselves…and if showing your thonged ass that doesn’t cover up your asshole cuz you’re not a bleacher like some kind of racist is how you get started or just one of the many popular things you do….I’m here to encourage that…even though I know half the Only Fans girls have their accounts managed by dudes who do all the messaging and sexting you dumb fucks who think girls aren’t too lazy or creeped out by that shit deserve to be paying your 9.99 to 10 different girls or more a month….when all their shit is free on the internet…dumb fuck.

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2020

06

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Girls have always been flashing their tits, I mean I’ve been flashed for as long as I can remember from all kinds of girls…meaning the nerd as ,much as the cool girl has been in at least one situation where their titties were pulled out and sure I’m a bit of a sales guy, you know make people think they are making the right decision…which when it comes to titties they are….not that I’ve been flashed THAT many times, but the point is that girls love showing their tits, no matter the size of the tits…only now they do it on the internet for that moment to live forever…in the form of a TITTY DROP which is the act of a titty reveal with a little titty jiggle and I think it’s lovely…don’t fear putting your tits on the internet, there are so many tits on the internet that no one will remember your tits.

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2020

06

Aug

Zoey Deutch Bikini of the Day

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Zoey Deutch’s mom is Lea Thompson, the mom in Back to the Future the beastiality loving love interest in Howard the Duck, the Caroline in the City comic writing 90s sitcom that should never have been made protagonist…

HOWEVER, as useless as Lea Thompson is, her daughter Zoey is even more useless, just trying to make it as an actor that probably includes just showing up to family friend’s productions and being thrown in, rather than auditions, starving, working as a sex worker to get it, because Hollywood, like everywhere else is lazy as shit…and just like to perpetuate what they know….or who they know…keep the talent pool shallow cuz it requires no talent…a joke..

BUT Lea Thompson, who I guess isn’t employed by Warner Bros, came out and said that Ellen is a CUNT….which for whatever reason not everyone is going along with…because people are idiots and clearly never watched her show where she was a creepy asshole to basically everyone and for whatever reason it was spun as silly sarcastic humor that made her 100s of millions of dollars..

I am sure if you got through the archives this site, you’ll see me calling Ellen the devil since the first time I mentioned her…I’ve always been confused as to why an asshole was seen as America’s sweetheart and just assumed it was “woke” people thinking they had to support lesbians…and that this is what lesbians are….demons…which I guess isn’t too far from the truth – at least based on my lesbian experiences, which include but are not limited to KNIT KNIGHT at a pub I was drinking at….and Lesbian Porn that despite having no dick, which is nice for the hetero, is pretty anti climatic and those aren’t even real lesbians…if it was real lesbians in lesbian porn it’d be unwatchable…but I mean like real lesbians not girls who pretend to be lesbians and who eat their BFFs ass because it’s the thing to do to be woke….you know like how girls of our era would go to the mall for a Frozen Yogurt together…these girls are double dildo-ing on their only fans / reddit / together…

POINT being….Zoey Deutch is in a bikini and it’s about as exciting as the 1000,000,000 other bikini pics posted by girls hoping to get famous today.

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2020

06

Aug

Miley Cyrus Titty Grab with Dua Lipa of the Day

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I wonder if Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa did some COVID tests before rubbing up on each other, but when you’re bred in Hollywood, you likely already have AIDS, on some Magic Johnson level of AIDS, because of the whole rich as shit degenerates who fuck everyone vibes that happen when making your favorite movies and TV shows…

That said, Miley who just a few years ago, did her part to inspire all the girls to love being naked and to post their nakedness…it was nothing new at the time, TUMBLR girls were all over that shit, but that celebrity endorsement for that kind of behavior inspired millions…a legacy like Paris and Kim K have in the sex tape world, but in the nude weird hipster that is actually mainstream and played out but that I still like because it involves naked girls…it just takes the wanting to see girls who don’t get naked out of the mix since all girls getting you’re seeing also get naked…it’s only shitty because it takes no effort…but since we’re lazy it’s great…

I don’t know, all these puppets trained by Disney are hard to think of as anything but puppets and everything they do is some calculated shit to rebrand or whatever….but she’s grabbing her tits and that’s that….with Dua Lipa, some Youtuber her I guess they are all mooching off each other to elevate themselves to make more money off the retards who are excitedby them…I’m just here for the titty grab…