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Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Ozempic Katy Perry Still Gross of the Day

Sydney Sweeney Riding a Paddle Board Erotica of the Day

Dora Madison Burge Nipples of the Day

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

Aug

Zoey Deutch Bikini of the Day

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Zoey Deutch’s mom is Lea Thompson, the mom in Back to the Future the beastiality loving love interest in Howard the Duck, the Caroline in the City comic writing 90s sitcom that should never have been made protagonist…

HOWEVER, as useless as Lea Thompson is, her daughter Zoey is even more useless, just trying to make it as an actor that probably includes just showing up to family friend’s productions and being thrown in, rather than auditions, starving, working as a sex worker to get it, because Hollywood, like everywhere else is lazy as shit…and just like to perpetuate what they know….or who they know…keep the talent pool shallow cuz it requires no talent…a joke..

BUT Lea Thompson, who I guess isn’t employed by Warner Bros, came out and said that Ellen is a CUNT….which for whatever reason not everyone is going along with…because people are idiots and clearly never watched her show where she was a creepy asshole to basically everyone and for whatever reason it was spun as silly sarcastic humor that made her 100s of millions of dollars..

I am sure if you got through the archives this site, you’ll see me calling Ellen the devil since the first time I mentioned her…I’ve always been confused as to why an asshole was seen as America’s sweetheart and just assumed it was “woke” people thinking they had to support lesbians…and that this is what lesbians are….demons…which I guess isn’t too far from the truth – at least based on my lesbian experiences, which include but are not limited to KNIT KNIGHT at a pub I was drinking at….and Lesbian Porn that despite having no dick, which is nice for the hetero, is pretty anti climatic and those aren’t even real lesbians…if it was real lesbians in lesbian porn it’d be unwatchable…but I mean like real lesbians not girls who pretend to be lesbians and who eat their BFFs ass because it’s the thing to do to be woke….you know like how girls of our era would go to the mall for a Frozen Yogurt together…these girls are double dildo-ing on their only fans / reddit / together…

POINT being….Zoey Deutch is in a bikini and it’s about as exciting as the 1000,000,000 other bikini pics posted by girls hoping to get famous today.

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2020

Aug

Miley Cyrus Titty Grab with Dua Lipa of the Day

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I wonder if Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa did some COVID tests before rubbing up on each other, but when you’re bred in Hollywood, you likely already have AIDS, on some Magic Johnson level of AIDS, because of the whole rich as shit degenerates who fuck everyone vibes that happen when making your favorite movies and TV shows…

That said, Miley who just a few years ago, did her part to inspire all the girls to love being naked and to post their nakedness…it was nothing new at the time, TUMBLR girls were all over that shit, but that celebrity endorsement for that kind of behavior inspired millions…a legacy like Paris and Kim K have in the sex tape world, but in the nude weird hipster that is actually mainstream and played out but that I still like because it involves naked girls…it just takes the wanting to see girls who don’t get naked out of the mix since all girls getting you’re seeing also get naked…it’s only shitty because it takes no effort…but since we’re lazy it’s great…

I don’t know, all these puppets trained by Disney are hard to think of as anything but puppets and everything they do is some calculated shit to rebrand or whatever….but she’s grabbing her tits and that’s that….with Dua Lipa, some Youtuber her I guess they are all mooching off each other to elevate themselves to make more money off the retards who are excitedby them…I’m just here for the titty grab…

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Posted in:Dua Lipa|Miley Cyrus

2020

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Pussy Flash of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin decided to post a couple of lingerie selfies because she’s some empowered young exhibitionist who likes to get as many views as possible on the content she produces, just not views from me, because I’ve been blocked for at least 4 years…

In this lingerie series, because all girls of the world, at least those on social media are conditioned to put their nudity out there like some retarded person at the public pool on swim day, because exhibitionism is clearly some animal instinct we’ve all got and clearly that a lot of women use to their advantage.

I do find it weird that someone as connected as Ireland, at least based on her parents, is forced to do social media erotica, but the reality is it gives her something to do and she obviously likes the feedback.

She’s about 200 pounds, so keep that in mind when looking at her arm that looks like she fell asleep on wet newspaper….she’s a big one…and if you look at the pic close enough, you may be able to see her cunt….I tried and saw no ladia labia….but there’s a crotch exposed and that may be enough for you Ireland Baldwin fans….that may or may not exist…who knows…

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2020

Aug

Hailey Clauson Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is a hipster model turned SI model…who fucked the fashion or model industry early on – because her and her dad did a hipster shoot for Urban Outfitters that they totally signed off on and that was all gravy but lucky for her she was underage….so that she could sue them and pull the whole “I was exploited while underage” angle that got her and her family paid the fuck out…..something you’d expect to end her career, the industry would seemingly hate on that behavior, it’s a little volatile but if you play the victim right and I guess in ways she was the victim…like why the fuck was a major brand using under 18 year old girls to hump a motorcycle half naked….last I checked that kind of thing is illegal…giving her that opportunity to be like “if you try not to hire me, you’ll go down too”….so she’s had a career out of it and at 25 she’s still out in bikinis…probably rich as shit because you know Urban Outfitters paid out all those years ago…allowing her to cruise….

This was before the MeToo movement thing ever happened so she’s a fucking innovator in taking down repulsive men who pay women to stand in front of cameras…a first mover…it was a 28 million dollar lawsuit.

I don’t know why it’s not on her WIKIPEDIA page, but I guess it makes sense…in the rebrand.

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2020

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I know that everyone is fucking high strung as shit…but you shouldn’t be. It’s fucking summer, if it is the end of the world, be a fucking hero and roll with it, maybe now is the time to LEAVING LAS VEGAS yourself and sell whatever you own and go fucking mental, because why bother trying to save for the future, since the future is so unknown….tap into some BiPolar disorder impulse control shit and go for it….we should live a life of vacation and good times at all times….and to be agitated as shit is a waste of the fucking life we’ve been given…

So take your damn shirt off, get some damn sun, ask some women out there to show you their tanlines, or stare at pics of their tanlines so you have proof you’re seeing what was publicly clothed…a fetish to some…a reminder that bitches still lay out in the sun like they got nothing better to do because they have nothing better to do…and either do you….

Stop the madness.

Posted in:Tanlines

2020

Aug

Club Slut Gets Taken Out by Parking Gate and Other Videos of the Day

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Taking a Minor Accident Up a Notch – X Games Mode

Skate Board Causes Motorcycle to Crash and Lose his Chickens

DANCE!

Dancing Traffic Cop

Drunk Russian Guy Smacks Wife with a Shoe…

Karen VS Range Rover

DMV Karen

Posted in:Videos

2020

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder when people decided they didn’t want any privacy anymore. I spent most of my morning looking at girls of all ages who uploaded nudes and selfie porn to the internet with their face it in…sometimes GEOTAGGING themselves so you know what city or town they live in…like they don’t have neighbors, peers, people they don’t want to see them cross dressing and butt plug inserted with motherfuckers face in it like he doesn’t work at Starbucks or McDonalds….it’s crazy to me…

But then again, I am from the era where admitting you even watched porn or that you even masturbated was weirdness…about 15 or 17 years ago I was working for a porn company and my friend’s weren’t allowed to hang out with me because I was a “bad influencer” because I wrote shitty catalog blurbs for that porn company for like 10 dollars an hour in a shitty porn warehouse despite not being a writer….I left that to do this…where I continue to write despite not being a writer…but the point is that porn 15 years ago was “devil” shit that normals were against and secretive about…and now everyone, even those who hated me in that era, I’m talking 50 year olds…are producing their own porn…because they like the attention, are shameless, or are trying to make that money…either way…it’s just another one of those “people are weird fucking half retard beings with no real opinion of their own, just following trends”…and the trend is porn…which works for me cuz I like looking at random chick butthole for free..

Here are some morning links…even though it’s noon here…but noon is morning to my degenerate ass….that won’t be available on OnlyFans…but would be if I could make 100k a month with it like all these other whores who are out here trying…

Bella Hadid is Trash and She’s Giving the Police the Finger
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Fitness Model Callie Bundy is Still Throwing Footballs Around
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Lili Reinhart’s Hottest Shoot – Still Ugly
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Sean Penn’s 28 year Old Wife is Vincent D’Onofrio’s Daughter…Some Pics…
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Mia Valentine Big Tits Finger Banging a Grapefruit
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Bikini Model Elle Johnson Celebrated the Release of the Big 10 Schedule in a Tiny Michigan Thong
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Nick Kroll Bought a 6 Million Dollar House
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Sausage Piano
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Idiot TikTok Twins Arrested for Being Idiots
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Shark Bites Dude on the Head
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Body Builder Inspo
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are so fucking dumb now, so I was going to write some bullshit meaningless rant about all that is wrong out there…but I told myself yesterday that I never was that person, I don’t give a fuck about any of this noise and despite my constant hate on celebrity, I’m just looking for good times….

So it may be crazy times out there stare at titties, and remember it would suck to have male breast cancer….but more importantly, remember nothing fucking matters, it is all meaningless, we may not even be real….this whole existence seems so absurd to be real….so just have some fucking fun….that’s what matters…

Here are some links…

Josie Canseco Celebrates 1 Million Instagram Followers by Sharing Topless Pics
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Bikini Clad Bella Thorne Smoking her own Supply
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Miley Cyrus has New Music
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Neymar’s Playboy Model Ex Gets Herself Some Attention by Spilling Out of Her Revealing Dress
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Victoria Justice in a Hot Tight Short Outfit
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Vivian Sibold Wardrobe Malfunction Butt Flash!
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Cameron Diaz Brings the Wine Challenge
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Megan Fox and MGK Post-Coital Snap
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Johnny Manziel’s Ex-Wife Bre Tiesi Has an OnlyFans
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The FBI Search Jake Paul’s Home…
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Karen’s Narrated by David Attenborough
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Car T-Bones Cop Car
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Travis Kelce and His Longtime Girlfriend Kayla Nicole Have Broken Up
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Dakota Fanning as Bieber
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Bella Hadid Towel Series
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Zooey Deschanel Excited About her Boyfriend
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Horse Really Likes the Violin
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Google is Building a Browser Monopoly
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Woman Detained for Thong Bikini
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Winnipeg Jets Defenseman Tucker Poolman Left Bleeding After Blocking a Shot With His Face
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Sydney Sweeney’s Legs for her Book Club
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Chelsea Handler’s Naked Book Club
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Alyssa Milano and Tony Danza are Back with a Who’s the Boss Sequel….
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Inside an Abandoned Space Colony
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Illegally Parked Cars Getting Removed
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Why Army Recruits Learn Rolling T Combat Formation
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Serinda Swan Bikini Party
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Alexis Ren is Blonde
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Hot Model in Lingerie
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Some Mariah Carey Cleavage Pics
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Natalie Alyn Lind Campground Bikini
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Vanessa Hudgens in Some Tight Leggings….
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Lucy Hale in Some Leggigns
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Emma Watson in a Bikini
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Margaret Qualley in SHorts
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Dakota Fanning in a Dress
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Rosie Huntington in leggings
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Kaia Geber in Jeans
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Rita Ora Titty DJ
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Ana de Armas and Affleck Staged PDA
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Ariel WInter Still Gross
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Pussy Licker
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10 WTF was That?
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Girls in Changing Rooms
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Throating Takes Practice
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New Kind of Car Wash
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Hot Titty Taped Titties
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Girls Just Want to Have Fun
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2 Girls Masturbating Together
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Dildo is Not a Chew Toy
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Girls in the Shower
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Titty Drop!
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Everybody has a Talent
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Meanwhile on Reddit
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Public Fuck by the Cop Car
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Flashing Out of the Car
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17 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Cheerleader’s Leaked Sex Tape
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Girls Tanning
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2020

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Mom’s Mangled Ass for Only Fans of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s entire Florida trash fatherless family have started up an Only Fans as some sort of quick cash grab because people are getting that easy money, and since they are already whores, why the fuck not…and when I say family, I mean the mom’s in on it too.

Obviously, it’s a Maitland Ward situation for the mom, who must be in her mid 40s and it’s her last chance to sexualize herself for personal gain….but more importantly, she’s the shitty mother who allowed Bella Thorne to be molested by some dude she brought into the house, only to sell her off to Disney, because anything for fame…and money..I guess…where’s the black cock though?

I mean a person willing to sacrifice their own kid is fucked in the head to begin with, one some narcissistic level, and there’s no doubt that she’s sucked dick or fucked or did whatever it took to get that dream…a dream that panned out for one of the kids to support the family….and a dream that allows her to tap into her sex working dreams…for empowerment, money, I mean getting the kid famous was hard, now it’s her time to get that affirmations…I guess..

I didn’t dig too deep into this, just posting these two pics, a weird mom ass that’s likely been worked on…by a weird mom who has one of the most relevant daughters because the internet is fucking nutty.

The fact is, I like all girls doing sex work, it just seems fitting when there’s no denying what we already knew….it’s sort of just putting it out there confirming it all…while naked….

If you’re lame enough to sign up to her Only Fans, I hate the idea of these subscription sites, I like my nudes free….just hope she posts up her archive footage…

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2020

Aug

Bella Hadid Towel Titties of the Day

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I can’t do a Gigi Hadid post with following it up with her mooch sister, who only exists because the girl who at the time Gigi went viral was just some ugly nerd working at a smoothie shop in Malibu, who realized that if she did intense facial expressions like some kind of sex robot, people would confuse her for having a unique look that should be the overpaid face of fashion, but only after she had tons of fucking work done, an overhaul or rebuild if you will, something pervert sugar baby rent paying loser real estate daddy Mohammed was all about because it would mean he could be around more young hot pussy…because young hot pussy are some groupies trying to get what Bella has and doesn’t deserve because she looks like a stripper with body dysmorphia who started fucking a dermatologist with an endless supply for face fillers and botox…

She’s in her Towel, because she’s basically an exhibitionist sex worker slut, that high fashion which really had to be high to think this was hot and that doesn’t actually exist because it’s really just all marketing…not craftmanship…your t-shirt from Walmart has the same or better quality than some fucking Italian designer 10,000 dollar shirt with a dumb graphic on it…but don’t tell the idiots slaving away on OnlyFans to get a taste of that luxury….

I don’t know how this could ever be seen as a top model by anyone with eyes….she’s got these edges that are manly and even with her face filter on, not the one she’s permanently implanted on her face, but an internet version of one….she looks like trash….

I hate that these are the kinds of people being seen as relevant…for doing nothing…and I hate to think anyone is actually stoked on the BORING ass content they are producing…

Nothing is exciting anymore, but it can be…and it will be…because all these nonsense will eventually fade….except that the mainstream are still idiots who don’t know what is good or what is quality so maybe we are stuck with more of this bottom feeding rich kids who bought their celebrity bullshit. Mooch bitch.

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