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2020

29

Jul

Dove Cameron Pussy Kiss of the Day

Dove Cameron is kissing her cat in a wife beater and when a cat is in a photo or video, there is no other option but to refer to it as a pussy.

Trust me, I’ve rolled my eyes on countless lame sites making the “pussy” reference, but have found myself in the same situation doing the same thing, rolling my eyes when doing it, in a “I can’t believer I’m making a pussy reference because the girl is with her cat”…but the forces that be, maybe some mind control shit, that reminds us all that we are just puppets….make me do it against my will…

That said, here’s Dove Cameron, Disney Kid with a mangled botox and face injected face who probably wasn’t even that bad before the body dysmorphia destroyed her….but that she destroyed regardless trying to look like a fucking snapchat / ig filter…

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2020

29

Jul

Wet Spot Wednesdays of the Day

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In tragic news, I am still doing this Wet Spot Wednesday post, even though it repulses me, because wet panties out of context just look like some sort of medical issue….not to mention the girls who participate in Wet Spot content are typically not the hot girls who can get away with just posting a standard pussy pic or butt shot because it is enough, it is instead weirdos who need to go the extra mile to find that audience that is already sold on a fetish….like wet spots…

In other tragic news, the girls of Wet Spot community must be on vacation, or keeping their wet spots to themselves because we usually have more wet spots pics a week, but we’ve got less than that this week….lazy bitches…doing us all a favor and keeping their wet spots to themselves…but still, if you’re into this thing, you can’t just give up on it…

The one on the toilet though, like get the fuck out of here with that you fucking asshole…

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2020

29

Jul

Two Guys Caught in the Ski Rack and Other Videos of the Day

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Strange Series of Events

Old Guy Gets his Smoke Break Ruined

Motorcycle Catches on Fire

Redneck Parking

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2020

29

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It amazes me that the evil social media empires just get more and more relevant, richer and richer off all of your backs, all because you like getting likes or feeling like you have a voice…

So all because of a dopamine release, all are degenerate platforms aren’t being boycotted, they are just getting more and more popular…

So google/youtube, facebook/instagram, twitter, snapchat, reddit…all perverted, pornographic, communities for weird fetishes, groups, racists, sexists, to meet, connect, be fed misinformation, be advertised to, exploited…it’s fucking corrupt as shit….

But people don’t want to lose their fake audiences they built on other people’s platforms….so they keep contributing to the point where they let these evil companies track their every move.

This is some Ransomware, Spamware, EVIL, you’d expect a Nigerian Prince to rook you in, it’s really at that level of watching you through your camera…..but like the government…they don’t give a fuck about you, other than exploiting you to get them more powerful.

BOYCOT these companies motherfuckers, The big dot com companies all bought their positioning – they were funded early on and they are fucking evil….but so easy to bring down, just stop using them….

Trump, Politics, etc aren’t the enemy…..SOCIAL MEDIA IS….it is RUINING your fucking life….grow the fuck up and get a hobby….they are brainwashing you and manipulating your minds….it’s bad.

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Elyeska García on the Beach!
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Iskra Lawrence Talks Vagina Tearing While Showing Off the Tits…
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Jaron Lanier Explains How Social Media Is Destroying Our Lives
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Tank VS CAr
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Our Favorite Eagles Fan Sammy Draper Got Her Nipples Pierced
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Pauline Baly in Lingerie!
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These Ten Aircraft Black Box Are Sure To Give You The Chills
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Porn Star Phoenix Marie Invites Hockey Players and Fans to Slide Into Her DMs
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Model Nora in Mesh….
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Wheel Bareel Fails
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Hot Cam Girls….Being Cam Girls…Get in on It
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2020

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The fun thing about being cancelled before I even started back in 2004 is that I can say basically anything I want and no one cares. I guess that’s very similar to being irrelevant so maybe I am not cancelled, just irrelevant…it is definitely irrelevance….

I saw some conversation I had with the sex bot troll on god knows what platform in 2011 and I go on and on about rape, prison rape, aids, double mastectomies, shitting on each other, being into paralyzed woman…who can’t dance but are hairy, maybe fat….I generally don’t revisit anything, I’m a move forward kind of guy and I figure that if the right organization found me and saw that..I’d get that relevance I’ve always deserved for being a degenerate fuck that I’ve lived my life as….so I’d post it on social with the #womenempowerment hashtag, but what I’ve learned about social media is that they just delete the shit keeping you irrelevant and not allowing you to provoke those people you want to provoke not that I care to provoke anyone anymore, it’s all such a waste of time and energy and with every Facebook flame war of time wasters I see in this volatile times I think….damn what a waste of time….even if it feels good like fast food makes you feel good…that instant gratification and dopamine release….you still have to remember that you’re fighting with strangers on the internet and any way you dice it, no matter how good your comeback or jokes are, you’re fighting with strangers on the internet…it sort of overrides anything “cool” that could happen…..since the only cool on the internet is young people getting rich for dancing and lip synching like a bunch of idiots, or girls selling nudes because it’s more lucrative than a job…

Either way, that’s my advice to you my friends…not that I gave you any advice…at this time of the day I don’t really know what’s going on…so now links…

It’s Titty Tuesday!
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Porn Star Phoenix Marie Invites Hockey Players and Fans to Slide Into Her DMs
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Kaia Gerer Bikini Top with Puppy
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Headline: WNBA Returns as Players Opt-Out Featuring a Gallery of a Nude WNBA Player!
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Lingerie Lady Fails at Being Sexy
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Emily Ratajkowski Legit Posted her Butthole on the Gram – I’m 99 percent sure that is Butthole
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Kate Beckinsale’s Birthday Dance
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Riverdale Actress Gets Divorced Despite Being Pregnant
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Christina Milian Wet See Through Bikini
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Halsey has Hard Nips
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Halsey is in a Bikini
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Australian Tennis Player Makes Crowd Laugh When She Says She’s ‘Good From Behind’!
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Jordyn Jones – Epic Booty – in Bike Shorts
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Halle Berry – Bikini Bottom Skateboard
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This Is The Second Oldest Trick In Sleight Of Hand!
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These Futuristic Holograms Can Be Felt And Touched!
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The Huge 68-Foot-Tall Japanese Gundam Robot Walks!
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Nina Agdal on the Beach
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Former Porn Star Mary Carey Drops Massive Cleavage at a Hardware Store in Her Pirates Gear
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Uncle Roger Gets Disgusted By Woman’s Attempt At Making Egg Fried Rice!
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Alyssa Arce Gets Censored
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This Is Wally, The Therapy Alligator!
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Kendall Jenner in the Pool
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Baby Black Bear Breaks Inside A Family Home!
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A Compilation Of Shannon Briggs Saying “Let’s Go Champ”
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Christa B Allen is Nude
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Samara Weaving Old Hollywood Glam
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This Boston Dynamics “Sand Flea” Robot Can Jump 30 Feet!
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Apprentice’s First Wheelbarrow Load Of The Day Fails!
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17 Movies with Huge Plot Holes
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Brittany Hoffner Singed Model Nude in the Fridge
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Bikini Girlfriend Gets ball to the Face
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Fanny Francois Nude in the Studio
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Kate Hudson’s Bikini!
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Idiot Loading Issues
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Olivia Munn – Pokies for Empowerment
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Grayson Allen’s Soccer Player Girlfriend Morgan Reid Showed Off Her Incredible Abs in the Wilderness
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Michelle Obama’s Legs
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Mickey Rourke Wants to Physically Fight Elon Musk
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Watchman, Succession, The Mandalorian Lead The 2020 Emmy Nominations
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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Elsa Hosk and her Sunflowers
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Courtney Cox in Jeans and a T-Shirt
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Madison Beer Eating at a Restaurant
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Rosie Huntington in Leggings
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Jordana Brewster in a Bikini at the Beach
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Bella Hadid in NYc
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Ashley Benson in Leggigns
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Charlotte McKinney in a Bikini at the Beach
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Pixie Lott in a Tight Dress
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Ambrosio Playing Beach Volleyball
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Ireland Baldwin at the Beach
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Jenna Dewan Monster Tits
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The Cure for Resting Bitch Face
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YANA ENZHAEVA NUDE SCENES FROM RUSSIAN “SHAMELESS”
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Tone Damli Leaked Sex Pics – Whoever That is…
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Just Spiderman Spraying his Web Shooter in the Streets
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Dildo in the Ass
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Busty Twins who Share the Same Man…..
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This is Weird…
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They Say This is the Most Adorable Girl on the Cam Sites
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Girls in the Shower
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Elizabeth Olsen Titty Flash!
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Flexing Girl and it’s Not Even Fitness Friday
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Niky Showering Outside….
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Joey King Nude in the Act
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Roasting Marshmellows Out of an Ass Fire
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Booty Stretching
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2020

28

Jul

Britney Spears Weird Bikini Pic of the Day

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As you may or may not know, I am pretty sure I’ve posted it here, but maybe I haven’t…all the new Britney Spears content that has popped up on social media that you know she definitely doesn’t have access to, because she doesn’t have access to pretty much anything, she’s under that crazy conservatorship that people suddenly give a shit about….even though she’s been abducted in plain site for the last 15 years…and it’s been very sad watching her cry for help as the family work her to the fucking bone to keep earning all that money she’s capable of earning…like some sort of Jon Benet who wasn’t killed by her brother….this is what stage parenting and greed becomes….and I genuinely feel bad for her, she can’t manage her own life and lives in a fucking cage, but can do world tours, produce hit songs…it’s all fucking lies..

Anyway, her instagram has been mental the last month and a half, all these bootleg, shot on a potato looking 1990s pics updated with the craziest fucking captions….all shot on the same day, you can tell by the hair and make-up…and shit is worse than when your mom or granny first found social media 10 years ago before they really got it…not that they get it now, but at least their iphone pics are better than these creepy looking scans.

Anyway one of her weird cry for help posts that she shot over a month ago, pull that meta data if you know how, is this Henna Bikini and it’s mental…the caption:

So I got carried away with henna !!!! I think I’m going for a bohemian look in the second picture …. not sure what my hands on my hips are about ???!!! I guess I’m demanding attention ??? !!!!

She’s speaking in code, not that she wrote that caption, if she had access to a phone, it’d probably be to the police, assuming she’s not too medicated and kept in a locked padded room…she definitely doesn’t have phone access….I want her next post to be proof she has access to a phone…

Either way, What the fuck is that all about? Crazy. That’s what. Save Britney.

Here’s a view of the overall profile, apparently these weird prison pics started in April, so she’s been locked up since April…I originally thought it was june…fucking weird.

UPDATE – In the 2 hours since I posted it Britney posted 2 weirdo videos….both different nail polish…what the fuck.

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2020

28

Jul

Christina Milian Titties in a France of the Day

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You’ve heard of Kanye’s song about Paris, but have you heard about Christina Milian’s Titties in St Tropez?

Obviously not, because Disney Kid Christina Milian, who thanks to learning how to manipulate the audience at a young age, you know through sexualizing herself, which is why her one hit wonder video put her on the map, got her a producer husband to give her song credits on hit songs to reduce his alimony payments down the line, which I am sure are still high payments, and as a one hit wonder who has managed to stay semi relevant since that one hit because of her use of her tits…doesn’t actually matter….she’s around, but at 40, a mom of two, it’s hardly as exciting to see her in this see through when wet white bathing suit…but it’s still a see through when wet white bathing suit and sometimes that’s enough….

Either way here’s Milian getting hosed down…like an unruly inmate, some rioters, maybe even an elephant at the zoo, an old car? I don’t write jokes, figure it out yourself asshole.

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2020

28

Jul

Bella Thorne for Women’s Empowerment of the Day

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This is the titty pic that Bella Thorne posted for Women’s Empowerment.

Her exact caption was:

Challenge accepted. #womenempowerment #womensupportingwomen
Cheers to the many faces of women who have shaped our understanding of what it means being a woman.

Not empowered enough to produce a new image for this bullshit campaign…because….

What a dumb fucking challenge, that I am sure no one involved even knows what they are doing, but are doing it anyway…

But as far as I’m concerned there’s not better way to support Women’s Empowerment than with a titty pic, you know cuz titties used to be something for women, but then women became men who became women, and hormonally all the obese men out there with titties are probably considered women….without even knowing it…so this whole women vs men thing is so divisive and the fact that we’ve got a generation of young women hating men at the depth of their core is pretty fucking stupid…since they still fuck dudes….as they turn them all into these weird genderless queers.

For the record, I am not a man-activist, I don’t care about women calling men misogynists or trying to create movements around being naked….to show how empowered they are….but from my experience men have always worshipped women and not sure why celebrating women is even a thing…but i guess it’s primarily for the uglies because hotties like Bella Thorne are just using it as an excuse to show titty and if she didn’t do something for the trending social media activism, her fans would revolt…so it’s just better to keep everyone happy with some silly hashtag activism and some titties for the dudes out there into titties…you know cuz life is about balance or some shit…

The real question is why do women need so much community support, are they that weak, or I guess only some are that weak, where they need each other to lift them up and support them, which I guess is why nudes are so common now, because one brave forward thinking woman monetized nudes and slowly others followed suit….until we got to where we are now where everyone is just naked all the time trying to monetize their shit in ways that 5-10 years ago they would have called shameless and whore behavior…

If you’re so empowered and brave, why you so fucking weak….Man-Up…LOL…get it….cuz that’s exactly what they don’t want to do cuz men are scum or some shit…

Here she is in BED with her Boyfriend in Mexico

Here’s a video of her in what could be a nightgown…who knows..

Dumb fucks…

Here she is with her boyfriend in a stripper looking outfit.

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2020

28

Jul

The Matrix Reloaded of the Day

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Definitely not the MATRIX official, there’s no Keanu Reeves, plus I never saw the Matrix and have no idea if there’s some PVC Fetish gear weraing big titty slut who titty jiggles in it, I mean maybe this is more an Edward Scissor Hand moment, I don’t know…I just know it happened in a parking long at for the PVC lover out there I once got a life home with who told me all his creepy PVC fantasies and all his PVC dresses he makes the random girls he fucks wear….this is for him….for the rest of you…it’s a titty jiggle…in some Men In Black glasses…I mean so many movie references from someone who never makes movie references… it must be some illuminati brainwashing shit..

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2020

28

Jul

Public Flasher Tuesday of the Day

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Here’s a compilation of girls flashing in various public places because girls, at least some of them, are exhibitionist fucks who get thrills out of being naughty teases….I think it’s some primal level instinct of wanting to get pregnant….you know to keep the species alive, but I’m not a scientist, I’m just here for the tits.

I realize that some of these aren’t officially in public, some may even be old recycled shit some loser nerd uploaded to his flashing fetish site, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth taking 2 seconds of your life to appreciate the efforts…

I know flashing on a hiking trail where there’s a 5% chance of being caught is hardly that thrilling, but we get the same effect and you know maybe that’s the gateway to fisting yourself in the Frozen Turkey section of Walmart.

So this is a celebration of girls, in a time of COVID when being in public is rumored to be deadly, putting in some effort to let you know how wild and daring they are….so risking their ACTUAL lives here just to flash a camera to upload to the internet so that they KNOW it happened…or that they know people saw that it happened, it’s about the clout….

I don’t know, or really care about you, but I am all for girls being sluts, being naked, being flashers, being perverted….even when they aren’t that hot, so I figure in a time when being in public is rumored to be dangerous, and getting caught is far less likely because the level of traffic in these public places is a fraction of what it was, it’s a great opportunity for other girls to get a taste of the flashing bug…like it is it’s own kind of virus…the flasher virus…jump on the trend girls out there on the fence of flashing, but needing that extra push of other girls flashing to make you think “I can do that too”.

This kind of flashing isn’t quite as offensive as when dudes flash in public, dick out, usually in inappropriate places that can get them arrested as sex offenders…the only thing criminal about this kind of flashing is that not every girl is doing it….daily…instead they slut out in different instagram ways that are less fun…losers.