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2020

30

Jul

Girls Teaching you the Right Way to Squat of the Day

I dare you to try that this at the gym when the hot girl with the great ass is squatting, I am sure she will love it and get the humor, just show her this video to back up your decision, not that you go to the gym and not even because of COVID….but I will say this should be a good reason to start….you know and the whole health and wellness thing that you’ve been made aware of during COVID…fight those underlying obesity issues with some fitness…turn yourself into the superhero you want to be…and it all starts with trying to keep up with hot chicks working out. The number one motivator that may get you arrested or if you stick to it long enough….it may get you that hot chick you’ve been stalking as long as she doesn’t ever find out you’ve been stalking even though I think in this era, they’d find that endearing…a number one fan….everyone wants one of those…except me.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2020

30

Jul

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Oh shit, it’s summer, girls have tanlines, girls post those tanlines on the internet, we get to see where their bikini once was, everyone rejoices…even the skin cancer from the lack of SPF you irresponsible tanner getting naked on the internet….

That’s all I have to say about that, I mean you’re only hear for the tanlines you weird fetish fuck.

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2020

30

Jul

Girl’s Gas Station Twerk and Other Videos of the Day

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Amazon Worker is a Porch Pirate

Hotel Karen

Karen VS Pro Skater

Karen with a Metal Pipe

Crying Shop Worker

Mask Shaming with Mask On…

Triggered by a BLM Mask….People are nuts

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2020

30

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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What’s up all you degenerates….I know no one is there, it just makes me feel better pretending because otherwise who the fuck am I writing for….imaginary friends, myself, my only true friend because we are born alone and die alone you emo fucks….Glad we made it this far together……

I figure whether you’re alone or not, you should remember that you’re never alone, just around every corner, embedded in every app, is some ransomware designed to film you jacking off to fat chicks to send to all your contacts….so live life like you’re on stage….so everytime you jack off make a performance out of it…put on costumes, bust out some poetry or spoken word….dance, mime, redo hamilton….

Any of you got cheetos Dust stains on your fingers from fingering a redhead? Or just from fingering yourself cuz you’re a redhead and girls don’t like you?

Who knows….here are some lonks or links…lonks…

Sofia Reynal is an Amazing Model in this Lingerie Shoot
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Victoria’s Secret Needs Your Help
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Laura Wittner is a Hot Semi Naked Redhead You’ll Like
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Margaret Qualley Doing the splits!
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Natalie Buffett Makes Their Relationship Official
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Paige VanZant To be Joining Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship
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RIP Malik B from the Roots
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A Four Year Old Video About Having Big Boobs in Summer
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Come as You Are – The Swing Version
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Bikini Girl Stealing Dudes Motorbike
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5 Years Ago, Lindsay Lohan Did this Bikini Yacht Dance
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The Koloea Bikini Girls are Hot
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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As it turns out, at a certain age, all men become lesbians. You know the female companion to their wife they can’t ejaculate on because that prostate is nice and rusty, so instead they just use prosthetics, or don’t even bother, and save the relationship to ignoring each other….either way, all men become lesbian women when their testosterone gives out, so if you still get boners, take advantage of these social distancing times and jerk off until your dick falls off because it will eventually basically be like it has fallen off and you’ll regret not maximizing it’s potential no matter how clit-like it is….

This isn’t part of the emmasculization of the American male, it’s just low testosterone that allows you the time to focus on things you’re interested in, like crafting…

Or watching the Big Tech livestream in wherever the fuck on Antitrust and it’s so obvious how EVIL all these rich as shit motherfuckers who are gaming the population through tech, the richer they get the more evil they get,

But we made them richer because we are lazy and like clickbait….so click these links..

Jena Sims in Her Bikini Top
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Dua Lipa’s Vacation Snaps
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Natalie Alyn Lind Underwater is Something Great to Watch…
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Paige VanZant Rumored to Be Close to Joining the Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship
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Sailor Brinkley in a Bikini
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Youtuber Savannah Brown Nude
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Hilary Duff in Bike Shorts!
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Dude Does a Mask Test Proving Masks Work with FIRE!
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Bikinis and a Piano.
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Makeup Youtuber Jeffree Star’s Old House is Hilarious!
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Weird Tree Grows 40 Types of Fruit. Weird.
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Bugatti Baby 2 – the Supercar for Kids. So Cool. I Played with Rocks as a Kid.
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Pauline Baly is Hot in Lingerie!
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Shantal Monique All You Need to Know.
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Joan Smalls Bikini Camel Toe
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Our Favorite Eagles Fan Sammy Draper Got Her Nipples Pierced – HOT
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Check Out Iggy Azalea’s Weight on her Driver’s License
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Rowan Blanchard’s Very Tiny Bikini
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Girl Shopping for Bikinis!
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Suicide save
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Padres OF Tommy Pham Took an 86 MPH Pitch to the Junk
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Megan Fox in a Sports Bra with her Man!
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Carmen Electra’s Thirst Trap
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Come as You Are – the Swing Version is Awful!
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Jason Lanier Explains How Social Media is Destroying our Lives
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Measuring Tape Prank
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A Cigarette Loving Buffalo Woman’s Obituary Revealed That She Loved the Yankees and Hated Tom Brady
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Check Out Lil Wayne’s New Girlfriend
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Model Named Nora in a G-String
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Berit Hanna’s Hot California Shoot!
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Outdoor Dining during Pandemic
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Tank VS Car
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Hockey is Officially Back After Two Players Throw Hands During Exhibition Game
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Plus Size Isra Lawrence Talks Vagina Tearing
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Model Elyska on the Beach in a Great Shoot
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Kardashian Affiliate Jordyn Jones has a Booty
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Frida Aasen Ass in a Bikini…
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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Iggy Azalea in Some Crazy Stripper Gear Looking Thick
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Madalina Ghenea at the Beach with some Big Plastic Tits…
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Sylvie Meis Poolside looking Hot in a Bikini
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Lorena Rae in a Bikini
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Emily Ratajkowski Walking Around in a Bra Top
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Victoria Silvstedt in a White Bikini Being a Whore – She’s a Whore
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Carol Alt at an Event
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Melissa George in a Dress..
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Lily Allen Bikini in Capri
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Suction Dildo Doing Its Job
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Finger in the Butthole
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Speech Disorders and Anal Sex Don’t Mix
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Girl Wrestling with Anal….
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Reddit Amateur for You Perverts
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Aubree Rene Makes a Cocktail with her Big Tits Out
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EKATERINA ZUEVA NUDE PHOTOS ULTIMATE COLLECTION
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Great Personal Ad!
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Eating Out During COVID
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Iggy Azalea Thong Ass
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Weird Cosplay Boobs
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Gross Big Titties RUBBING
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Girl Ties her Labia in a Knot…
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18 People Having a Shitty Fucking Day
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Short Haired Girls…Naked
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Boning Girl Picked Up Off the Streets…
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Japan Gym Class is Weird….and AMazing
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A Bunch of Awesome Booty
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Girls Want you to Show You Their Feet
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Snapchat Sex
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EMILY BLUNT NUDE SCENE FROM “HENRY VIII” REMASTERED AND ENHANCED
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2020

29

Jul

Bella Thorne Polluting the World in her Bikini Top of the Day

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So here’s a video of Bella Thorne from her instagram story, in a bikini top because she’s in Mexico as it is the most convenient place to reconnect with her boyfriend, so she’s getting fucked….as she is pretending that she’s writing a script on who the fuck cares, I am sure it is shit but will do well because of social media and Hollywood liking to work with popular figures who were trained by Disney…so she is one of their own, a puppet manipulating the minds of the youth…they love that shit…because she was clever enough to get on social media and cash the fuck in because all these young people only care about money and will do anything for money and she needed a next step out of Disney and the only way to relate to the youth was being “EDGY”…if this is even edgy, it’s like poptart Disney level edgy, she directs porn, big fucking deal..that’s just tactics because it’s all scams.

More interestingly, this is the last post she put on her instagram feed….interesting…but not really, the whole world is fucking nuts and these idiots who think they are doing good or making changes when really they are just vapid idiots monetizing on it have got to go…it’s about rape, something she claims happened to her as a kid, because that’s what happens when you have irresponsible famewhore parents…they sacrifice your well being for bright lights and names on the marquee.

You know, if Bella Thorne wasn’t sold by her mom to the Pedos of Hollywood when she was a kid, she wouldn’t be on this rape thing, but it’s trending so she’s gotta do what it takes to stay relevant, speak the language of the annoying young people who think everything is rape, because men are scumbags that must be turned into women….it’s some Disney manipulation tactics.

I am also sure that no one would bother with her if she wasn’t on Disney, but she was, so it worked in her favor….but I am sure whatever version of her this is, is not real or authentic, it’s manufactured….because these people have no souls and you can’t ever break free from Disney as a genuine person….it is programmed into you to be a fucking monster that manipulates.

A monster with titties…and at least she’s posting up her tits cuz she knows that tits get hits and that’s the important lesson to learn.

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2020

29

Jul

Today in On/Offs of the Day

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I know I post a lot of random girls being slutty on the internet as they try to increase their internet clout…or to monetize their nudes instead of handing them out for free…while handing them out for free to market their paid membership sites….because I like everyday random sluts on the hustle more than celebrity bullshit that has far too much hype for what they offer the world. MORE importantly they are usually hotter than the celebs because celebs are usually pretty fucking ugly in their core as people but also the way they look…they are 99 percent of the time products of marketing and lies…plus Hollywood is fucking disgusting….

Where everyday girls saying “Hey this is what I look like clothed, this is what I look like unclothed”….is far more interesting because there’s a story behind each of these girls, not one I’d know but if you are a producer and want to finance that venture, I’d be more than happy to make it a DRUNKENSTEPFATHER project, like People of New York or whatever that meme account was….only “sluts of the internet posting nudes to sell their OnlyFans”….

Posted in:On/Off

2020

29

Jul

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

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I just did a girls in PPE post and figure I should go to the source because I haven’t posted a slutty nurses trying to take advantage of the sudden interest in nurses to monetize through Only Fans, because nursing has always been a profession for women looking to score doctors, while pretending to care about health and wellness of people, when really it’s just a good reliable job with solid pay and benefits with not the most training necessary at least not here, it’s a 3 year college program….

This is not to discount that nurses are heroes even if I don’t think they are heroes but rather that it is just their job and that is what they get paid for…it’s to celebrate that they get naked on the internet on the job in the costumes or uniforms because they know they are a fetish….and are milking it.

I find it funny that there’s a trending hashtag going around based on this slutty nurse shit, where their rebellion is posting bikini pics, something they are calling empowering, only because I’ve been posting slutty nurses being slutty since COVID started.

ALWAYS an innovator no one notices.

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2020

29

Jul

Girls in PPE of the Day

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Girls are an interesting creature, who love to show off and put effort into anything that can draw any level of attention to themselves.

Whether it is trying to create content around things like PPE that peeople will share, that will go viral, that will get them jerked off to, or pretty much anything….they just can’t help hopping on any trend in a “look at me, OVER HERE, look at me”….kind of way.

I appreciate that effort, I mean maybe it taps into their maternal instincts of wanting to nurture all the perverts and ensure they all have things to whack off to….or maybe it’s just how narcissism works, but any excuse to be slutty works for me…whether it’s to endorse wearing masks or mooching off the idea of masks as an opportunity to live out their dream life…of showing strangers their skills….that aren’t really skills but we’ll call them skills…

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2020

29

Jul

Zoey Deutch Bikini of the Day

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Zoey Deutch is some 25 year old rich kid from LA, raised in privilege, or at least in enough vapid bullshit to think she deserves to be an actor or producer because her mom was…it’s why garbage keeps on staying garbage because garbage make babies and train that garbage to make garbage too….making it virtually impossible for new ideas, new blood, new people to break into it unless they too come from garbage rich people with access….or pop off on a viral success through social media or some self produced shit that once it hits Hollywood digs its fucking claws into because they want some of that even though if dude pitched the idea to Hollywood before doing it himself, they’d laugh him out of the room and it would got no where….fuck Hollywood and the creepy pervert execs that make it….

And fuck these rich kids who make up what I’ll assume is about 90 percent of Hollywood, because it is composed of undeserving fucks who don’t want the secret out that acting is a fucking joke, a scam, anyone can do it and that these people aren’t all that interesting at all..

Her mom is Lea Thomspon, the mom from Back to the Future, the duck fucker in Howard the Duck, the main character in Caroline in the City, back when we were forced to watch sitcoms….her dad also a Howard is a producer from shows like …. who cares this bitch was born connected and is abusing that connectivity…but at least promoting her privilege with thong bikini butt shots…which for some reason I don’t care how trash you are, I’ll still look at it and would prefer more butthole….so if she’s into taking any direction and she’s probably not because she’s the expert raised in the industry….let’s hope next time around there’s more butthole.

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