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2020

Jul

Skylar Grey See Through of the Day

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Who the fuck is Skylar Grey and her Suicide Girl look from the late 90s that I hated then and sure as fuck still hate now….

I remember when instagram was popping off in like 2013 and there was a bunch of what are now called “influencers” but were then called “attention seeking nude model sluts”….with their tattoos getting tons of attention and even then I was against it. Tattoos ESPECIALLY at this level look like fucking feces smeared on a motherfucker and to do that to yourself is some self hatred like cutting….and I just want nothing to do with it.

The see through top’s alright though, I mean this one’s a song writer that’s done some hit songs that I am sure the Royalty checks are pretty nice on, and will be nice on the rest of her life, so when you’ve got nothing else to do after you got those hits lined up, boredom makes you do nutty things like full sleeve tattoos, not that this is a full sleeve it’s not even full sleaze, which would possibly give some redeeming value, so it’s just pretty awful..

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2020

Jul

Panty Mask and Other Videos of the Day

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Another Panty Mask….

Naked Man VS Cop

Tree Incident

Maced for No Mask

Residential Plane Crash

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2020

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I heard COVID is trying to kill Christmas…like the fat women of the internet are trying to kill this imaginary patriarchy, while the hot chicks of the internet and some nasty looking chicks who think they are hot, are trying to sell nudes and used panties to dudes of the internet….

And I’m here changing the world / wasting my potential as billion dollar opportunities pass me by…posting these links for your mooch asses..not you’re actual mooch asses…you probably don’t even EXIST…

Hot TikTok Girl in a Thong Dancing
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Fastest Knockout in Women’s Boxing
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Hot Woman in Lingerie Fails It Being Seductive In Bed!
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Grayson Allen’s Soccer Player Girlfriend Morgan Reid Showed Off Her Incredible Abs in the Wilderness
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Samara Weaving Old Hollywood Glam!
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Hot Babe in the Trailer Park
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This Is Wally, The Therapy Alligator!
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Karolina Warzecha Trailer Park Vibes!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Remember that the new generation of women hate men more than the last generation of women and the last generation of women hated men a lot….so you’re all pretty fucking screwed if you are into women…which may be why men are turning into women, you know to finally get laid as women, knowing that the women who hate men, will like men who identify as women because their politics have them trained to believe that they aren’t just men going to extreme lengths to get pussy….

Speaking of pussy, I don’t talk about pussy wetness nearly enough, I should make pussy wetness references more often….more “I don’t know what’s wetter, that drink she’s drinking or her pussy”….all my posts should include one pussy wetness reference, remind me of that if I fall off and forget this revelation….I’m already drunk and will easily forget…

Speaking of tranny, I don’t know why big dick trannies are turning their dicks inside out to make bootleg pussies, when so many losers of the internet dream about having big dicks, they buy the supplements and into the big dick scams that have made many people rich as shit, while hung trannies are just cutting their dicks off and flipping them inside out, so cocky of them…literally…

There should be an exchange program where little dick men swap their little dicks with big dick trannies for the big dick to live on forever on some John Wayne Bobbitt medical advancements, while the little dick gets flipped inside out into a pussy….gotta stop wasting those big tranny dicks I guess…

I know, I should start a cult, instead I have a blog, in 2020…a fucking blog…hilarious and humiliating….now I know how my wife feels every time she has to tell people what she’s married…through her always donut filled mouth.

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Joey King Looking Really Good in All These Photoshoots.
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Wanda Icardi Shuts Down Troll by Saying She Gives Her Husband Oral Sex Every Night
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Emily Ratajkowski Shows Off New Bikini
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Ray Fisher vs Joss Whedon
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Kate Upton in an Astros Jersey
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Kendall Jenner Selfies Her Insanely Sexy 10/10 Booty!
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Talita Von Furstenberg Caught Topless!
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Alysha Newman Had to Wear Nipple Tape for Her Agent Provocateur Photo Shoot
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Girls Shows Off Creepy TikTok Filter
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Hilary Duff Does a Mom Stretch
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NASCAR Driver Reveals Relationship With Hooters Model Gianna Tulio
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Loyal Dog Won’t Leave Spot Where Owner Died In Car Crash 18 Months Ago, So Locals Built Him A Home
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50 Cent Calls an Ahegao Model a Retard
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Dude Kicks Soccerball in Bikini Clad Girlfriend’s Face
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Elizabeth Gillies Flowers!
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NBA Insider Says Players Found a Way Around the Disney Bubble Rules by Hiring Hot Massage Therapists
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Halsey is in a Bikini!
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Kanye West Doesn’t Understand Fish Sticks Joke from South Park…
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Squirrel Works for Food
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Dove Cameron’s Nipples Want You To Vote
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Lou Williams Claims He Went to the Strip Club After Leaving the NBA’s Bubble to Pick Up Dinner
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Elsa Hosk Nipple Pasties
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Excessively Powerful Shower Head…
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Car Crashes into a Computer Store
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Beatrice Bouchard’s Big Tits
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Hot Model in Fishnet Mesh and Docs
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Entitled Woman Threatens To Shoot A Man
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Girl Knock Out
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Alexis Ren – STRETCHING
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Kate Upton Being Blamed for Justin Verlander’s Latest Injury
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Dudes Panking People with Fake Movie Scenes
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Adriana Lima’s See Through Panties!
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Alysha Newman Had to Wear Nipple Tape for Her Agent Provocateur Photo Shoot
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Bella Thorne Learns Italian
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How the Ukraine Does Safe Concerts where is Golgo Bordello
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Sophie Turner had her Baby
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Best Rap Video EVER
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Nicole Williams in a Bikini
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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Kendall Jenner Booty in Short Shorts
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Madelaine Petsch in Bike Shorts Looking Goth
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Emily Ratajkowski in a Dress Picking Up Shit
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Eiza Gonzalez Fat Ass in Tight Pants
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Rita Ora Big Titties Out in Public
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Charli XCX in Leather Pants
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Celebrity NUDITY Post
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Jan Brady Topless with a Snake in a 1982 Shoot
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Semen Terrorists
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Girl Flashign her Tits with her Crazy Eyes
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Under the Table Fuck
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KATE BECKINSALE NUDE SCENES FROM “UNCOVERED” ENHANCED IN 4K
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Phoebe Price Red Pantie Upskirt While Stretching for Tennis Lesson
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Catherine Bell Nude Gallery
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Shit on the Train
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Titty Envy
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19 People having a Shitty Day
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LIM JI-YEON NUDE SEX SCENES FROM “OBSESSED”
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So Much BOOTY
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Lis Vega in a Tiny Bikini
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Girl Gets Nose Inseminated
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July XX is Busty
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Pussy Eating
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Woman Proves her Forearm Sized Dick
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Pornstar Doesn’t Believe in Condoms – Says “Fuck Me Raw”…
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So Crazy – Would YoU hit It
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Pussy Flashing DJ
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Pool Time with 2 Sluts
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2020

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Naughty Workout of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is an exhibitionist pervert who likes attention, we knew this when her first leaked nudes were leaked before anyone else had leaked nudes leaked….it was early cellular phone days….

It’s not her fault, she’s a child star trained by Disney and they are pretty much designed to do whatever it takes for the views. Just ask every other Disney star who has “left” Disney, even though you know Disney never officially lets them leave, only to be exhibitionist perverts….from Lohan to Selena Gomez, Bella Thorne to Hilary Duff to I’m sure there’s a very long list of Disney Kids sexualizing themselves as adults, probably because they were sexualized as kids, by their parents and execs who created them..,

The half Filipino high school musical girl clearly doesn’t want to end up working as a Nanny for rich people like the Filipinos around here do, you know getting paid shit money, like 400 dollars a week, to take care of spoiled brat unappreciative kids, working for spoiled brat unappreciative adults that were once spoiled brat unappreciative kids…but instead of fighting for their rights, Hudgens is pretending to care about Black Lives Mattering because she’s obviously a puppet who may not even run her own Instagram but instead lets her team do it to push whatever agenda the people she sold her soul to tell her to do….as she’s too busy twerking at the gym, clenching her ass at the gym, to actually care…you know hollywood, entitled, rich as shit, things…

She has been looking better than ever since being dumped as most girls do….and the reality is, she makes working out something you can masturbate to, and really what more do you need.

Here she is in a bikini…

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2020

Jul

Sarah Hyland Looks Like She Smells of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is giving a titty shout out to her fellow Kidney Failure homie, who is less of a Kidney Failure and more of a organ harvesting host body that Selena Gomez used as her Kidney donor, because if you’re an aspiring celebrity who isn’t getting too far ahead in your career, offer your organs to the biggest celebrity out there, for hope that the Publicity that comes with being her donor gets you work if you don’t die in the process…

As it turns out, Sarah Hyland hasn’t died of COVID, yet, but she does seem to having bigger tits….which isn’t saying much because that face creeps me the fuck out…there’s something wrong with her and her preemie looking face and if you don’t believe me, ask her double kidney transplant…something most people don’t get done.

All this to say, into the titty show, not into anything else and it looks like she smells like a can opener used for wet dog food that hasn’t been wiped down in 6 years.

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2020

Jul

Noah Cyrus Tits of the Day

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Noah Cyrus posted up some weird topless pic, despite having shitty tits but more importantly no actual fans….at least you’d assume she had no actual friends until you see the image the nerds of the internet adjusted so we can see her full tit….then you have to ask yourself…who the fuck is adjusting pics of Noah Cyrus topless so that you can see her shitty nipple….

Then you remember that seeing anyone getting naked or half naked, even if youare just there for the sister, is better than seeing them clothed or not getting naked or half naked, because we are perverts.

My theory is if you’re going to follow any girl, no matter how ugly or depressing her story is….knowing that she’s rich, with famous family members she will never be as important, relevant or successful as, but that because of that has been told she’s great her whole fucking life, even though they knew she was pretty ugly, probably why they doubled down on building her confidence, so that she can try hard to make herself famous being edgy too….since looks are only part of the formula when being a slut on the internet for attention…since being the slut is the part we actually care about, the person doing the slutting is interchangeable…

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2020

Jul

Rowan Blanchard G String of the Day

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I once wrote this about Rowan Blanchard:

Rowan Blanchard has over 5 million followers on social media and I am pretty sure that I’ve never heard of her, but all these slutty celebrities that you weird perverts are obsessed with, sort of blend into each other because they are basically all the fucking same…

That said, she is a Disney Kid, who played TOPANGA’s daughter on GIRLS MEETS WORLD a show that was a spin off of BOY MEETS WORLD…and who’s reboot launched the porn career of MAITLAND WARD because there was suddenly new interest in her….

She turned 18 on OCTOBER 14, so you pervert fans are probably mad about it, but where for me, 18 is when she starts to exist…when the fun begins cuz I’m still a pervert, just not that kind of pervert, at 50 fucking years old, anything under 45 starts to look good, even when it doesn’t, plus the early 20s is when the real slutty content starts to happen.

THAT SAID….Her mom and dad are YOGA INSTRUCTORS…..which is hilarious, put the kid to work to pay the bills like she’s Corey Feldman…despite it destroying her at her core…

She is a self-proclaimed feminist, which means we can expect to see her using feminism as an excuse for nudity and empowerment and hairy armpits like all these social media girls do…and that’s something I appreciate being a pervert who likes when girls post slutty shit on the internet because my life is depressing and this is the content that keeps us cruising…

Pretty much sums it up, here she is in a G-String because young people are just edgy exhbitionists who hate men despite producing non stop content for them to jack off to.

Anyone notice she looks like Jaime Gomez, also known as The Teacher, Michel and Andreas from The Buddhafield Cult??

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2020

Jul

Meadow Walker Shower Porn of the Day

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Meadow Walker is in the shower, probably washing off sin from being the heathen who takes videos of herself in the shower, but then again, that’s the mainstream thing to do in this over-sharing society of attention seeking idiots who think they are the stars of their own reality shows thanks to having social media, despite having nothing interesting to say, while barely doing anything interesting, it’s all just an illusion, an avatar, a second life…pretty fucking pathetic on all levels…but when your dad is Paul Walker, you might as well milk it because there are two types of people in this world, those who watch Fast and the Furious and those who don’t, I am one who doesn’t watch that shit, but I know the people who do are so hard for Paul Walker that his skinny slutty daughter with her daddy issues from his premature death and her trust fund is just bonus, you know a nice change of pace from jerking off to Paul Walkers old topless pics….it’s not gay if you’re a super fan…it’s just adoration man…no…it’s gay…but who cares in this era, everyone’s a fucking queer.

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2020

Jul

Lily James Nude Sex of the Day

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Lily James who is actually named Lily Chloe Ninette Thomson is some 31 year old British Actress who is getting fake fucked in a movie because movies are make-belief and rarely do they bring us anything authentic, and that is too bad, since we’ve established ourselves as a perverted species filled with sex obsession and exhibitionism, but I guess to these actors and actresses, their fear is to end up in porn, so they keep the sex simulated. Lame.

As a pervert spectator who at one time 25 years ago thought about making mainstream movies with real sex in it, because I’ve always wanted real sex in movies, the fact that Hollywood’s barely even scratched the surface of bringing real sex to the screen for fear of being seen as porn, always offended me….undermined me…like you want me to believe this story and these two cunts don’t fuck, get out of here.

Sure, there are a handful of movies that said “if you’re acting the fucking part, and in fucking character, you two fucking losers better fucking really fuck on camera like you are in the hotel room every night while filming”…..but they pretended to be arthouse, or high brow, when we should be getting real fucked….it’s almost offensive that they don’t…especially for the amount they get paid to do what uselessness they do as “actors”.

Anyway, here’s Lily James bringing it, faking it, possibly getting it like she should be, who fucking knows or really cares.

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