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2020

Aug

Halle Berry Bikini of the Day

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Halle Berry turned 54 years old the other day, so I guess she took the opportunity to get into a bikini to show you why she’s made so much money as an actress over the years, in part because she’s half black and passable as black, despite being raised white enough to speak the racist Hollywood language…they’d be scared to cast an actual born and bred black person because they are racist hollywood….so she filled their needs, maybe inspired some black people out there before they saw her as an appropriator, who should apologize for her acting black, even though she’s a fucking actor…but who people shouldn’t be so uptight about because even at 54 she’s fucking awesome, and that’s not something I say often, I am usually pretty grossed out at anything over 35 trying to be hot, half naked and in a bikini, but Halle Berry’s still got whatever she’s always had, black or white or an appropriator or not….and really we should all focus on what actually matters and that is how many dicks she’s had in 54 years…because when you only work a few months a year, if that, that’s a lot of time for dicks…

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2020

Aug

Julianne Hough Bikini Pose of the Day

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Julianne Hough who I guess is going through a divorce because she couldn’t live life without fucking her brother…seems to be a hollywood sex worker and not just because of her bending over tits out in a bikini like she was facetiming one of her famous friends…

I like to think professional dancers don’t get fucking famous unless they are using that professional dancing to fuck their way into famous….or I guess dance their way onto the dicks of the right people who can help advance their careers….

It is very unlikely that Hough and her dance partner, and possible sex partner, her brother….just made it randomly…when so many professionally trained dancers end up stripping or working in Vegas…unless there’s a mormon connection, even though she’s denounced the religion, but that may have brought her to others who have denounced the religion…to give her work…but it probably has more to do with leaving her church and going nutty and out of control..

Since she dated Seacrest and every girl or sugar baby or LA model who has dated Seacrest that I’ve met and surprisingly there’s been about 4 or 5….have said he’s a monster in the bedroom, which is hilarious to think about, but with all that sexual tension from being a gay or presumed gay, he delivers…at least the rumors are he finishes in all their asses…but that could be lies…from girls who signed NDAs to fuck him because they are as bad as you’d expect them to be….not all of Seacrest’s conquests are girls he buys implants for….or that he tries to do Pretty Woman things by shutting down stores for them to shop on his credit card as a power play….some are actual TV personalities like this….even if she doesn’t have all that much of a personality and if she did it’d be an annoying one….

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2020

Aug

January Jones Bikini Ass Shot of the Day

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January Jones milky white single mother who entrapped Jason Sudeikis with her sperm eating / spitting out baby vagina…that you can’t fully see in this old lady bikini pic with her bikini bottom jacked up her ass in a way that you’d think she’s trying to feel a little tickle from the whole fabric pressed into her cunt, but that may be just a way to try to give her old mom ass some shape…I don’t know, I didn’t design this photoshoot, January did, because bitch has nothing else to do as she basically lives this mooch mom life collecting money from the rich baby daddy….it’s not like she’s got acting work now that the producers who would have made her fucked them for a part can’t behave like that, plus realize she’s the kind of condom flipper, a little inside out and re-inserted inside the womb to make said babies for profit…

Anyway, like any bored rich woman with a pool and a social media to make her feel validated, the only answer to content creation is as many bikini pics and titty pics as possible because they get liked, shared and make her feel like she matters…which should work for you.

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2020

Aug

Izabel Goulart’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Izabel Goulart, the Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model who started modeling at 14 in Brazil before the Victoria’s Secret people found her…she was one of their Angels for a minute, before realizing she didn’t need that shit and would just walk their Runway Fashion Show Informercial until it was cancelled instead….and moved back to Brazil.

She is a good lesson for all the girls out there who think they are hot, but don’t realize that that fitness is fucking key to life…or at least the key to looking hotter longer, because the model, who I am sure was hot to begin with, but who is even hotter now that she turned her life to health and fitness, still has a tight fucking body….which makes sense since she spent the last 5 years or so doing crazy workouts on instagram to show us what being toned with lean muscle after the age of 30 looks like….

My favorite of the pics is the squatting pic because it looks like her vagina is a cartoon with his tongue dragging on the ground…which may not be the look you want for your vagina but at least it lets the people know the vagina is there….and it could be a dick, she is from Brazil with low body fat, something often attributed to testosterone, and Brazil is the hub of tranny prostitutes who bring AIDS to the American porn industry…so YOU never know…is it lip or is it a tuck game fail…who cares…she’s tight bodied…

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Some more from the IG…

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2020

Aug

Sophie Mudd Bikini of the Day

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I am a pervert so I am all about the slutty pics girls produce of themselves, even if I make fun of them, because the only thing that interests me in social media is the slutty pics girls take of themselves…that’s life as a pervert….

I don’t need to see the latest food creation from some asshole, or the latest trending meme or challenge, that shit is dull, in part because I need most MEMEs explained to me….sure travel content is cool too, but who the fuck is going to travel, and it’s far more interesting when there’s a naked or half naked chick on there trying to sell you on subscribing to her nudes…

So I actually appreciate girls, all girls, whether they are Sophie Mudd who realized she had huge tits that she could market and get herself to be famous for being hot..whether that’s all that impressive…I mean with tits like this, what an easy fucking way to get eyeballs that you can figure out how to monetize later…whether that’s with brand deals, or a porn membership site…as long as they get to continue with their racy / hot / slutty content….which I assume is their passion cuz none of these bitches get up and do anything else….maybe it’s just too easy to just selfie, maybe they have nothing else to offer than tits and an ass, and maybe I don’t care, just keep it coming…so the people who follow her can keep it coming….and by it I mean their microdicks.

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2020

Aug

Charlotte Lawrence Getting Nude of the Day

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Miss Charlotte Lawrence is the daughter of Kate from the Drew Carey show and some other producer who may have created the show SCRUBS, so they are rich and connected in hollywood, so naturally their daughter, as she paves her way through life, making a name for herself outside of her parents and all their connections, while living off their money and their connections, she gets naked or topless on the internet because clearly we are a sex driven species and with all the porn out there, mixed with all the narcissism out there, it’s only NATURAL to want to post up nude pics of yourself for the fans…they get more likes and follows and even old ladies who aren’t influencers are posting up their bikini pics cuz they are proud of their bodies and all the comments they get from their pervert ass friends…moms and grannies of facebook all love their vacation feedback from their friends…even if they are old and fat and vile…it’s human nature.

So…the rich and connected spoiled brat of two idiots who probably think they’ve won at life….giving their offspring some kind of ego…is out here in a topless shoot, smoking some weak ass weed with what looks like cherry flavored papers, something any weed smoker would frown upon, but that some bratty kid with an Ocean view shows off to let you know how hip she is….because when you’re a coddled rich kid who grows up amongst rich kids and the only thing you know about being someone your age is from social media and the movies…you sort of have no chance…

She’s also with her hot bodied friend in a bikini…assuming they aren’t overly photoshopped, even though all these girls are…and I’m not hating….young girls paving the new generation of entertainment industry….I just thing it’s funny that Charlotte Lawrence has emailed me at least once to take down her smut because she’s not into the jokes…and I like being annoying like that…

At my core, I don’t give a fuck about her social media feed or quest to be famous, if anything, I’m just helping her promote it while taking a piss on it, something young people are probably into because standard sex is crazy, but at the same time, the first time I was pissed on, or that I pissed on a girl was about 30 years ago when I was 18 or 19…..so young people have always been into pissing on each other….

Also, she looks good to me and I’m not even on Social media…I’m just hating on it, because I’d like to see these rich kids do better shit with their money and access…that’s really my only complaint of all the young rich kids that are fully connected in the industry…like stop the selfie and make a horror movie…or something beyond a fucking selfie you lazy fucks.

Here she is smoking weed cause she’s a BADASS

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2020

Aug

Bella Thorne Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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Bella Thorne is probably getting paid by onlyfans to help them take their product mainstream, despite being owned by a cam company that relies on pornography to keep it earning those millions a day that loser, like REAL fucking. losers are paying them to subscribe to useless people that put their content out for free and have been for the last 10 years….who all of a sudden realize or shifted their focus from being “High Brow” lifestyle influencers to low level porn chicks…it’s weird….but we all saw it coming the more and more naked these girls got when trying to accumulate as many followers as they fucking could….it’s just weird to think that a girl who wanted to be selling SMOOTHIES and SKINNY teas realized the only way to get clicks was in a thong and that no one would buy skinny tea from her so maybe the ass in the thong was the marketable product in the pic…only to figure a handful of the losers who follow her for the thong will pay to see more thongs…you know to monetize their content like a youtuber, only by selling nudes and panties like a cam girl…

I don’t hate on that hustle, I actually think it’s hilarious and from early on in social media said the dumbest thing about social media is that none of these people get paid…

If you’re here pushing clicks to Zuckerberg and he’s making 65 billion a year off ads, and giving you none of that, you’re a fucking sucker….especially when you’re natural instinct is to be a whore on the internet, but being a whore on the internet isn’t mainstream enough to tell your dad, there’s still that stigma….which I guess during the pandemic disappeared and made all these girls realize life is short, they are already whores for rich guys offline, and softcore whores on social, might as well push it over that edge…

So now, Bella Thorne is faking an only fans, maybe a cash grab, probably a sponsorship and cash grab, and think of all the 18 year old fans of hers now signing up to post pics of their asshole for 10 dollars a month, only to realize they aren’t Bella Thorne celebrity, so they’ll have to start posting some free asshole pics on Reddit for me to post here like it’s an ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG post…

Either way, Bella Thorne is bad at this, good at mainstream slutty on IG, but her only fans is weak as shit, if there’s no dick sucking or penetration, she’s just targeting the SIMP INCEL fans who believe she’s either legit talking to them, she isn’t….and who don’t realize she’s just using them to grab another couple million she probably deserves because she hops on ALL the trending shit with a lot of followers backing her….

Whether you like her or not, her hustle is relevant to her generation and thus effective….even if her only fans content is lazy, not sleazy enough to get her kicked out of the mainstream, which won’t happen, because the mainstream needs younger viewers and this is what they look to, so they need her.

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2020

Aug

Alexis Ren Arching That Back of the Day

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Alexis Ren is doing some morning stretches with her ratty ass hair as an effort to produce some lame ass content for her fans to stay engaged with her….and this is what that looks like..

These influencers are so fucking boring in their lack of creativity, where despite making dumb levels of money, they just don’t produce good shit, and as a pervert, you’re probably thinking that she should be out there doing sex tapes or showing you her pussy, but that’s not even what I mean…I mean switch shit up, yoga in your apartment for your feed can suck a dick…

As one of the more influential girls on social media, only because she got media hype for her lifestyle of traveling with a rich dude, getting all the women of the world some Wet Ass Pussy, making all the girls assume they could be like her, and probably 100s of only fan accounts from girls who got into this because of Ren exist now…since not everyone can make it as an influencer, who doesn’t influence much more than making other girls follow the lead, because they know there’s nothing special about said influencer, and that they can be overthrown….because influencers are lame as shit…

ANYWAY, yoga poses of some girl in skimpy clothing is getting posted right about now…

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2020

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Human Centipede of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is out of control, from recreating Human Centipede from an angle you know they set up to shoot from to subliminally make us think she’s eating ass, because she is a Disney Kid and Disney controls all of our minds…they know the tactics to be seen as the happiest place on family friendly earth when being dark and evil overlords that control the mind of the American people…

Or maybe Vanessa Hudgens is just into getting attention after her ego was shot, cuz you know she’s got an ego, all these people do, and to have a dude dump her after 10 years together probably hurt…he was on the first train out of Vanessa Hudgens pussy….the second he knew he maximized the media attention he would get from dating her…because everyone is an opportunistic fuck…

So like all girls, she chooses tight clothing, bikinis, to showcase her rocking and fit body she’s crafted over the last 7 months of being single, and I appreciate her comeback tour in all the sexualized content glory..

From bikinis, twerking, crawling around, the world is a very sleazy place and that’s good news for an out of touch pervert like me.

Here she is in tight pants:

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Here she is in tight shorts:

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2020

Aug

Lena Dunham ruins WAP of the Day

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I know there’s some bullshit controversy around Cardi B, the stripper manufactured by the Kardashians, at least that’s a story I heard, but could be wrong about, and really it doesn’t matter…but there’s some controversy that I am convinced is FAKE controversy designed by the machine to generate more hype around the pop song about a WET ASS PUSSY….because I am sure NO ONE actually cares…at least not the Cardi B fans or the fact that kids have already been listening to Cardi B despite her being some gutter trash stripper, who may not even be a stripper, but rather a stripper appropriator because it made for a good public storyline..

Anyway, it’s a “Highly Sexual” song that empowers women, or some other narrative that’s going around, even though women have been sexualizing themselves forever, and this is no different than any other “racy” and “sexual” song designed to be marketed to kids….even Ariana Grande has a song about getting fucked by Big Sean’s big dick that she had to walk sideway, while rocking a high pony and pretending to be a 15 year old….or Lil Kim…I mean…Lil Kim….even Rihanna had the Chains and Whips excite her song…or the Hips/Ass/Pussy/Crack song….you know It’s Been Done, Carbi B isn’t original, she’s just a little more Dominican.

What I don’t understand is how all these celebs actively jump onto this and promote this, like the mainstream candy coated poptarts that they are, because I think it’s more about keeping the momentum going for the song, making it go viral because they are all in it together…there is NO WAY everyone likes a piece of shit song so much they do a dance for it unless they are getting paid or contractually have Cardi B ready to shout them out for some attention, because as we know LENA DUNHAM the rich kid, pretentious, coddled to believe she’s some visionary, when really she’s just a whining fat chick who keeps getting fatter because of various excuses, who somehow was connected enough to be the voice of rich hipster new york artists of Brooklyn fucking with the show GIRLS, because celebrity, pop culture, entertainment is all a brain washing lie..

ANYWAY, why they’d recruit Lena is beyond me, she’s probably doing it for her own attempt to milk off the trend to get those views and it’s TERRIFYING whatever the reason….paid or trying to mooch off the trending topic…and the reality is that NOTHING in innovative, interesting, or new….it’s just presented in a more obvious, trashier, light…because back in the day they’d sneak the smut in for us to “wink wink” at each other cuz we knew…but now they need to show the spread asshole and throat fucking for you to know it’s about sex.

NOT that LENA DUNHAM and sex have any business being in the same conversation, despite her making a career out of being the fat girl having sex, that most people would never admit to, but since it was a show, she could write it anyway she wanted….bitch needed to write all the sex cuz she wasn’t getting it organically…either way, so controversial / disgusting…sure.

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