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2020

10

Aug

Jordyn Jones Biker Babe of the Day

Jordyn Jones must be pretty excited that the world, or at least America, which I guess defines what is popular in the world, at least Americans would like to think that, you know the whole being the center of the world and shit….but yeah, Jordyn Jones must be excited that the world is into dancing at the level they are into dancing…because like Julianne Hough, she should have ended up a stripper, like most professinal trained dancers who don’t come from money, but instead she’s a trending dancer doing dumb choreography that I find embarrassing or at least stupid, mainly because it doesn’t end with girl getting naked at the end, or girl available for private shows at the end.

ANYWAY, she’s some Michigan trash, she’s going to end up 300 pounds with heavy metal poisoning because of that whole Michigan water system, but for now she’s making money in California, more than stripepr money, otherwise she’d be a stripper…

People seem to like her, she’s a young, fit, blonde chick…so here she is in some leather looking biker looking outfit for South Dakota Bike Week…

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2020

10

Aug

Mischa Barton Bikini of the Day

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I used to do a Celebrity Death Watch post that no one gave a fuck about because I have zero influence and you’re just here for the tits….but it was about 10 or 12 years ago and for a while I focused on Mischa Barton because she looked like fucking shit.

She’s 34 now, so she would have been 22 or 23 after her success from The O.C. that basically ended with the O.C because she could barely act and no one gave a fuck about seeing her in anything but the O.C….I guess.

Anyway, she was clearly on drugs, she was fat as shit, she looked like fucking death and she was involved in a few episodes that were some crackhead level episodes of causing scenes outside her apartment and other things that you’d expect her to be dead from…however the body clearly a resilient thing and she survived….barely…considering the only work she’s got was on a Reality Show that didn’t recast her for Season 2….but she’s not officially dead…and as it turns out she’s enjoying life in 2020, I guess they have her on the right anti-depressants, and she’s got her chubby tits out in a bikini which is probably the best she’s looked in a while because who knew she had tits…not me….I was too busy waiting for her to die in one of her episodes to notice…

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2020

10

Aug

Nurses Gone Wild of the Day

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I realize that everyone is a fucking pervert these days, which isn’t a terrible thing, it just takes out the excitement of seeing a nude when there’s an endless supply of nudes out there, but at the same time, as someone who has always wanted to see everyone’s nudes.

For as long as I can remember, and with the whole advent of the camera phone, I was pretty convinced that it was safe to assume that every woman with a camera phone had taken at least one nude pic, because they want to see if they are hot, or maybe they are narcissists, or maybe some dude rooked them into that nude world….through sales tactics….and it was my duty to ask to see those nudes….when I used to socialize, I’d ask anyone from bartenders to my friend’s girlfriend’s to open up their camera roll for me to investigate and those who participated in that game with me all had scandalous selfies…

Well, with social media, and websites stealing our privacy, women have finally realized showing off their bodies now isn’t going to get them fired, or hated, if anything it can make them some money and reaffirm that dudes are into what they look like, because they aren’t getting any better with age, so there’s no time like the now to post your nudes to the internet…

It’s still weird to me, especially when a group of women, at least a profession of women, like nurses post this many pics a week of their nudes or semi nudes, in their SCRUBS because it is a fetish, oftentimes on the job, like they don’t have actual work to do, because nothing makes a bitch more horny than dealing with sick and dying people in a medical facility…gross.

I find it amazing how bold they are, because if you worked with any of these women, you’d probably be able to identify them…maybe that’s part of the thrill, or maybe with COVID it’s their way of saying “I dare you to fire me, you need me, motherfucker”…but either way these MRSA covered pussies and tits are pretty terrifying to me on a viral level…but I’m all for slutty professions living up to their fetishes…as nurses are clearly the sex workers of the health care system…paying into that pension while spreading their assholes..

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2020

10

Aug

Woman Takes off Mask to Spit in Dudes Face and Other Videos of the Day

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Motorbike VS Wet Cement

Close Call Lightning strike

Fight on a Belgian Beach

Scots on the Beach

Naked Man Gets Arrested

Jetski Fail

This guy’s got fans!

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2020

10

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I spent the weekend half dead, because that’s what happens when you’re an old as fuck, lazy as shit, alocholic….but I also saw at least two women in bikinis, because I left the house for the first time in months, which reminded me of a time when I’d see hundreds of girls in bikinis, only to realize it’s not all that eventful unless they are sticking objects in their butthole, which they never are…those man haters..

But there were still tits being seen, that I am sure typical perverted dads would have been happy seeing, because I saw a young family sitting across from the tanners and the dad was fucking drooling…I guess they did their job and gave him something to jerk off to this week…

While I was more interested in asking the wife of the pervert dude staring at the bikini tanning girls in the park if she was still lactacting…you know because she had a kid with her…and milk filled tits are interesting especially in this era of “lock down” where you don’t know if a third wave will mean a cut off food supply…relying on sucking on the titty to be feed the bunker….means finding a lactating bitch to harvest the milk from….it gives me something to do….a mission if you will.

Here are some morning links..

UFC Fighter Mackenzie Dern Spent Saturday in a Bikini
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Bella Hadid Back at Work!
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Simon Cowell Broke his Back
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Topless Ukrainian Model Looking Hot
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RV Door Fail
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Dude Scraping Off Social Distancing Stickers in a Store
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Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarznegger Made a Baby
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Meghan Markle’s Deal or No Deal Pics
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Paul George’s Girlfriend and Damian Lillard’s Sister Exchange Insults on Instagram After CLICK HERE

Inside the Cabin of an Airbus 330
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Ho Mezcal is Made
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Margaret Qualley and Cara Delevingne Hit the Road!
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Ping Pong Trick Shots
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Karin Hart Puts on Her Red and Black Bikini to Show Tiger Woods Some Love
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Hot Live Shows For All You Perverts
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2020

07

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Never concede to the haters…the biggest mistake made in modern times is allowing idiots of social media to think they have a voice that needs to be heard.

So all you brands, media personalities, celebrities, influencers who gave into the angry masses of the internet, you are to blame…you let the loser haters who don’t like fun to know they had a voice, that people heard them, and that encouraged other whiners to complain about things that offend them too..

There’s always been haters, whether against Hefner or Larry Flynt, or Howard Stern before he became a faggot…and that was just fuel to go bigger go harder, and now it’s all about apologizing and crying…instead of owning your shit, owning what got you where you got, pretending to make the world a better place.

It’s really fucking dumb, because haters and offended only make up a small percentage of the actual audience, so you’re gonna ruin shit over the loud mouth whiners….

That’s why Cancel Culture exists, because some asshole thought it was a good idea to listen to the internet…NEVER listen to the internet…even you girls out there who are into porn, grew up on porn, and think porn is the kind of sex dudes want, only to talk a big porn game like some porn chick to disappoint everyone involved when realizing that you’re a bad cosplay actor….stop listening to the internet and find your inner pervert the channel…not everything is a copy what you see on the internet moment…

You’re all nuts…go to the countryside, jump in a river, eat dirt..I don’t know but get off the damn computer it will kill you.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Eiza Gonzalez is Hot in a Bikini
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Paige VanZant is Enjoying the Florida Life in a Bikini
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Inka Williams in Bikini Lookign Amazing
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Ghanian Prostitute’s Casket is a Giant Penis
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Reese Witerspoon Stars a Meme
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Hailey Bieber hot in a Bikini
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Our Favorite Supercar Driver Renee Gracie Invites Her Followers to Check Out Her Melons
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Inbar Levi in a Bikini
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Dude does a Double Standing Back Flip.
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Debby Ryan High Kick on a Skimpy Bike Short Hike!
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Actress January Jones Shoots Her Shot With Clippers Star Kawhi Leonard
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Larsen Thompson’s BikinI TikTok Dance
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Chantel Jeffries Nip Slip
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Cameron Diaz Launches a Wine Company so here are Some Pics of her!
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Kaley Cuoco in a Nigh Gown
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Britt Robertson, Phoebe Tonkin and Shelley Hennig in a Hot Censored Shoot!
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Suki Waterhouse Looking fit in a Bikini
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Rowing Accident Caught on Film
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Jen Garner is Dating Brad Cooper
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Giants CB Deandre Baker Charged With Four Counts of Robbery With a Firearm
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Meghan Markle’s Best Deal or No Deal Pics
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Some Uplifting Photos
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There’s Nothing Like a Cleats and Cleavage Sports Recap to Get You Ready for the Weekend
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Francesca Wilkinson’s Nude in Black and White!
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Kylie Jenner in a Onesie in a Music Video
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Dude Planted the China Seeds
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A Premier League Club is Investigating One of Their Players After Footage of the Player at a Sex Party Was Leaked
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Fantasy Themed Model Shoot
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Katherine McPhee is Hot on a Hike
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Snake Swallows Another Snake
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Starship Does 150m Hop
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Just David Blaine Tricking Bezos
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Braves’ Organist Trolls Blue Jays Catcher Reese McGuire by Playing “Beat It”
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Julia Majewska is an Amazing Nude Model
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Bar Refaeli’s Hot Midnight Swim
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Oldest Recorded Film Ever
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Two Wild Tigers Caught Fighting
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Oprah is Buying Billboards
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Oakland A’s Bench Coach Caught Doing a Nazi Salute After Win Over the Rangers
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Lesbian Sex from the Syfy Channel
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Paralyzed Call of Duty Player will Impress You
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Delivery Driver Left Car in Drive
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Jason Derulo Says Trump Won’t Ban TikTok
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Danica Patrick Put on a Bikini and Hit the Lake Following Her Split From Aaron Rodgers
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Top 5 Tony Scott Movie Nudity
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The Best Baseball Fan…
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Jake Paul Possibly Drugged and Raped Girls….
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Jennifer Grey is Doing Dancing Sequel…
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Rita Ora Side Tit
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Zendaya Coleman Instyle
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Ariel Winter in a Fuck You T-Shirt..
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Em Rat Cow in a Bikini…
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Rita Ora Tits Out…
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Celebrity Nudity….
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Paris Jackson Street Walking
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Kate Beckinsale in Leggigns
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Charlotte McKinney in a Tight Dress
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From stepSMUT!!

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Worst Challenge ever
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Weird Piss Pic
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Lesbian Licker….
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Maddy Maye Tits and Ass Compilation
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Fatness
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Dildo Stunts
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Titties in Motion
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Reddit Amateur!
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Grace Helbig Panty Flash
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Real BIG Tits in a Finger Bang
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Accidental Nipple Flash
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Shaven Haven
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Hot Liz and her Dildo…
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Porn Star Sisters have Booty
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Olivia Wilde Full Frontal in Vinyl
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Masturbating in the Kitchen
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Blonde’s Super Jiggle
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Hot Pussy on a Picnic
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19 People Having a Shitty Day
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Peer Pressure is a Bitch
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Top porn networks

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2020

07

Aug

Kate Moss Bikini of the Day

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Kate Moss may be old as shit, she may be fatter than ever, but she’s still Kate Moss…unfortunately in a bikini and not topless, you know show off those old lady titties the way she did when she was a younger top model living that life of luxury while basically being a degenerate crackhead….as she sucks back on a cigarette the way her blue collar upbringing probably prepared her for…only she’s rich as shit and on yachts now because she’s Kate Moss..and at 46 she still looks amazing, not quite 20 year old Kate Moss, but probably a lot better than her dry dead pussy smells…that’s for sure.

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2020

07

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Did you think I’d forget Fishnet Friday…or did you not even notice because you don’t care about me, my needs, my artistry with my 15 years of blogging…because it’s an art…like nude modelling…right….you don’t even care…I know.you don’t care…but here’s 100 pics of random girls of the internet in Fishnets trying to promote whatever they are promoting…which I assume is being jerked off to by losers like you….and maybe, if they tagged the pic, to get you to sign up to their subscription site, like you don’t have better things to do with your 10 dollars a month, even though you likely don’t have better things to do with your 10 dollars a month…I mean I know you don’t…but either way, it’s some puppetry of the penis level of artistry…enjoy.

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2020

07

Aug

Sydney Sweeney Tan Line of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is probably the hottest thing out of Hollywood, that was created by Hollywood, rather than by social media and I think she’s as great as her tits….because despite popular belief, some people are more than just big tits.

I heard that she is launching a production company, already has the rights to some book series, that I guess she’s putting together with her team, which makes her even more interesting of the last chance Hollywood has to have a relevant starlet do something good.

The nice thing about her is that she’s not shameless trash like Bella Thorne, who is likely being equally used to reach the younger market, but who is doing it in such a less annoying, desperate and loud way….like Sydney Sweeney is a hot chick who barely exploits her tits, so that when she does, you’re like “damn those are some tits”….she does it enough to keep the tease alive while still being “serious” enough to be taken seriously…where Bella Thorne just does anything to get any attention, it’s the way her whore sex worker mom raised her, just be the loud pile of shit in the room no one can avoid hearing, instead of the classy, subtle person who is just good and doesn’t need to be the loudest voice in the room….plus Bella Thorne would sell shit stained panties for attention and the money….while this one seems a lot more legit…

Not to compare her to Bella Thorne, I mean that’s probably offensive to any human, but both are getting the same level of hype as the voice or face of New Hollywood and this one happens to just be so much better…plus she has a cute dog…while Bella Thorne is a fucking dog… you get what I am saying here….Sydney Sweeney is good for the dying and irrelevant “Hollywood” that has been mooching off us with their exclusive bullshit club that makes bullshit money grubbing movies for idiots…for far too long….

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2020

07

Aug

Romee Strijd Pregnant Bikini of the Day

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Romee Strijd was a Victoria’s Secret model, so she has the stamp of approval of a brand that girls crave the stamp of approval of because they are simple minded, victims of marketing and pop culture, that they’ll blame on the patriarchy as they post more nude pics hoping to get famous for their nude pics instead of doing something of actual merit because HUMANS in general are garbage…

Well, she’s pregnant, which is probably good timing as the brand totally collapses for funding the likes of Epstein’s human trafficking and whatever the fuck else they did that was evil…..which according to the girls trying to be a part of the brand include unrealistic body images or whatever…it’s all so dumb…

I’m just posting this because I like to drive the point home that someone came in her….what a slut….oh and that not every dude is a loser fuck like you and that some girls actually want to get knocked up by them…instead of pretend they never fucked them….something you probably can’t relate to.

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