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2025

07

Apr

Jenna Ortega’s Titty in a Business Suit of the Day

I am a bit of a hater because I don’t find any celebrities appealing at all.

Back in the day, even when you didn’t find the celebrities to be all that appealing, you could still want to fuck them, lust after them or at the very least think that they were far better than you, living their charmed celebrity life, while you pretty much shoveled shit in your shitty life….

The celebrities are just so low level, basic, uninteresting, overshared, and clickbait memes trying to challenge the influencer, content creators, sex worker, OnlyFans chick….by using them same tactics as them, instead of being too good for that shit.

So we end up with a bunch of shitty celebrities, who are all very excited to be celebrities, since they don’t fucking belong…

Jenna Ortega’s one of those hyped up celebs, and she went to some CINEMACON last week, dressed like Hilary Clinton, campaigning to the world that she’s got a set of tits, because recently, after wearing a push-up bra, she had more tit that we anticipated and the internet pretended to be excited for 5 minuted before being reminded that they don’t actually care about these celebrities, they’re more into influencers, streamers, OF girls, sex workers and whatever other trash they are consuming…

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2025

07

Apr

Alexis Ren’s Cheesy Escort Style Photoshoot of the Day

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There was a time before OnlyFans, where whores of the internet were producing photoshoots for their Backpages.

Then a bunch of business dudes went to jail for Human Trafficking because they created the Backpage concept.

Backpages were pretty common in the local free papers in cities around the world, a place for whores to advertise.

However, when you make an internet directory of the shit, you become a criminal or whatever, since you’re dealing in online prostitution.

So the whores had no where to sell their sex, not on a local level at least, so they turned to OnlyFans…and the “escort agency” photoshoot with the face cropped out ended.

All these cheesy girls in cheesy glamour shots trying to get their 100 dollars an hour….no more…

It’s a tragedy really, but luckily Alexis Ren is still out there producing similar shoots, not blurring out her face or issuing a menu of what she’s willing to do, but same level of trashy, cheesy, tits out, escort photoshoot…and it feels like home…

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2025

07

Apr

Dua Lipa in New Zealand Being Slutty of the Day

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As it turns out…Dua Lipa may be a man.

They say that the satanic illuminati like to trick the general public with inversions….

So they put trannies like Taylor Swift, Jennifer Aniston and other celebrities into key female positions, to basically brainwash the world into becoming a bunch of homos who find men dressed like women hot.

So naturally, this is a CIA operation like the Grateful Dead or all the protest rock in the 60s, where children of Military men created bands and festivals for a generation to buy into…the Free Love movement to destroy family, to create liberalism, to push satanism, and to get everyone on drugs all in efforts to deflate a society, the family unit and distract from the real enemies in your own backyard…

Only now, they do it by making dudes into whores that other dudes jerk off to not knowing they are dudes, some Crying Game shit that you don’t end up killing the tranny trickery…but instead embracing it at a pride event in a rainbow flag of weirdness…

Since you’re into jerking off to dudes dressed like women, here’s a potential dude dressed like a woman…to jerk off to.

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2025

04

Apr

Old Lady Jessica Alba in a Bikini with Other Old Ladies of the Day

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As it turns out, you can’t trick the world into thinking you’re not an old lady….

When you’re an old lady, you’re an old lady…there’s a sort of smell of infertility to a bitch.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t be the best old lady you can be by starving yourself out and getting plastic surgery injections to fight the rot….

That just makes you the best of the old ladies, like an old timer pickleball league….they can’t quite keep up with the youngs, but in their Heyday they were Jessica Alba and genetically still Jessica Alba, if you cut away that first layer of rot…

She’s kind of like an old deck that needs a pressure wash, a mouldy cheese in the back of your fridge that you can salvage if you don’t mind eating mould.

That may excite you, especially since she’s now a retired billionaire on vacation at her Mexican villa.

She’s still Jessica Alba…

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2025

03

Apr

Canadian Botox Mommy Shay Mitchell Fucks a Jet Ski of the Day

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Botox ridden Shay Mitchell who has a Kardashian look. but before being an direct to consumer instagram lifestyle influencer with her own bullshit brands, she was an actress on TV that secured a huge celebrity.

She has gone onto have a bunch of kids, or at least one kid, through her own UTERUS which is very un-Kardashian of her, those freaks pay bitches to breed for them….

She is on vacation, because she loves to travel, even though her version of travel is staying at the same luxury hotel chain in different destinations, White Lotus shit if you will…

She is seen here with her mommy milkers in a bikini, her botox face looking cartoon-like, and it brings up a very important question….

Does riding the Wave Runner give the girls the same orgasms that riding the motorcycle or horses do?

I bet they do…WET BIKINI BOTTOMS BRO…

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2025

03

Apr

Booty Seller of the Day

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HER NAME IS MELI

She is here to TEASE and keep you coming back for more…

She sells pictures of her ass for only a couple of dollars….

It’s fun to pay girls for pictures of their ass….

It makes you feel like a man and like they are working for you…

Help her out, encourage her, be a helpful friend into her ass….

So pay MELI for more ass pics…..

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2025

03

Apr

Madonna’s Daughter Has her Tits Ou in a Photoshoot of the Day

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2025

03

Apr

Tiny Tit Thursday of the Day

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I know what you are all thinking….Why are these women out of the kitchen, taking a break from housework, because being a stay at home mom is a full time job…

What you are forgetting is that we live in a slut culture, where slutty girls are celebrated by the retard males who jerk off to their tits.

There was a time when the girls with tits didn’t show off their tits for free to a huge group of people on the internet. The tits were reserved for one man, their husband. The idea of anyone else seeing their tits was terrifying. Some say these were oppressive times, because the animalistic woman doesn’t want to have Christian modesty but instead run through the jungle with her tits out trying to get mounted by a feral man to impregnate her whilst in heat.

The tits being shown in that time were reserved for strip clubs and magazines, featuring broken women that no one wanted to make a house wife out of, so they were forced to show off their tits to get paid, or to destroy the fabric of society with their giving into temptation of monetizing the toxic male gaze.

Now, tits are everywhere. Tits being shown are like the retards at the pool on pool day at the retard home, just everyone’s mindlessly masturbating no matter who is looking….Girls, in their maternal instincts need to give those mindless masturbators fodder to masturbate to and if they are lucky they’ll even make money off it….

So it’s a bit of a whore culture, everyone a porn chick culture…even the stay at home housewife….

The more tits the merrier, the happier we are as a people, you look at those 1950s pictures and film clips and you can think to yourself “they didn’t have accessible porn on their Jetson-era looking phones, what fucking losers”…..they had community, church, the company picnic, the small town sensibility where everyone knew each other….BUT THEY DIDN’T HAVE A CATALOG OF MILLIONS OF TITS.

LOSERS…

Through it all….I guess women have always been sluts who want to flash their tits, it’s their animal instinct….so in any and all eras…whether you like it or not…tiny tits are titties too…

I support and endorse the tiny tit and more importantly, I support the free the nipple for feminism and empowerment, the flash the tit for money or attention, because I like looking at tits, ALL tits…every tit…any tit…just so long as it’s a tit and you should too.

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2025

02

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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What’s up homies who don’t know me….and who don’t actually exist but we can pretend we’re internet friends, it’s the internet and ANYTHING is possible…even losers finding love, losers getting rich, losers turning fake and gay….THE WORLD…YOUR OYSTER.

How are you handling the Val Kilmer death news, I guess life’s so fucking fair and then so fucking unfair….I think they say god giveth and he taketh away….or in your case he doesn’t giveth or taketh away, you’re just cruising….

The good news for the world is that I’m still bringing you this bullshit…

I probably could have founded some dot com billion dollar company having been on the internet so long…and I guess you could have too.

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