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2020

04

Aug

Scout Willis Almost Upskirt of the Day

The Willis sisters man, just miss the mark. Even the hot one is a lot too Demi Moore pre millions of dollars of Surgery….but at least they just embrace being the rich trust fund kids that they are and don’t overly try to pretend that they are actors, singers, talents, or anything the other celebrity kids are doing…you know just ride your rich, spoiled, entitled, life while pretending to be down to earth because they spent time in the Idaho house, despite probably having houses in 25 other locations because her dad is Bruce Willis and her mom Demi Moore…

I’m just waiting for one of them to claim that stepdaddy Ashton touched them inappropriately, I know he fights that Human Trafficking shit on social media now that he’s a dot com billionaire, however, it’d be a good front to pretend he’s not involved….seeing as Twitter is a hot bed of fucking perverts like all social media platforms worth billions of dollars because these companies get away with fucking murder because there’s too much money involved….garbage….

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2020

04

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Foreskin Fantasy of the Day

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I don’t know where Vanessa Hudgens has travelled to in efforts to spread her COVID around the world to have some beach time, but I’ll assume it’s either Mexico or Bahamas but probably could be the Philippines where she’s likely got real estate because every Filipino cleaning lady I know sends money back home for their real estate.

I guess it doesn’t matter because the highlight of her post was this comment from the FORESKIN activist who is fighting the meaningful fight against circumcision, you know “DON’T TAKE OUR MAN CLITS FROM US AS CHILDREN, LEAVE US INTACT LIKE SOME KIND OF BANANA DICKED ELEPHANT TRUNK YOU BABY DICK CUTTING WEIRDOS”…..

It made me laugh and I rarely laugh so at least there’s some good things happening in the world…that you tend to forget with all that whining, fake news bullshit, fake cosplay activism, insanity…..

Not to mention, slutty Hudgens who was properly trained by Disney and is still a puppet for Disney, they invested too heavily and probably have her for life, so don’t trust anything Disney Owns….but stare at their better than usual despite being 30 body because all it took was a solid break up to get her to try to piss off her ex with slutty content…..foreskin power or powerful foreskin….you can’t take my foreskin, but you can’t take my dignity, or something.

Here’s her sister because why the fuck not…I like sisters of celebs better than celebs. They are more interesting and insecure.

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2020

04

Aug

Inka Williams Bath Tub Party of the Day

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Inka Williams is getting busy with the content production.

I guess COVID has allowed her to establish what is important and that is taking advantage of all the photographers who have moved to her native land of Bali to live their best and affordable instagram life, where she can act as a tour guide or an authority since she’s actually Balinese…probably not natively, but she was raised there so it counts as more authentic than all those other bootleg girls in Bali pretending to be connected with the land there….

I means she’s putting out shoots weekly, which is still lazy from where I am sitting, because she could easily do a shoot a day and should but none of these bitches are really that aggressive in building up their own name, they are equally lazy hence their dreams of being instagram models.

I think Inka Williams is hot, she’s skinny, has a nice face, looks good to me, so I’m all about this increase whether it’s taking baths with friends or whatever the fuck else is going on here, she’s someone you should at least try to jack off to, cuz she’s good.

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2020

04

Aug

Nathalie Kelley Nude of the Day

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Nathalie Kelley is a Peruvian / Australian actress from a Fast and Furious movie that I have never seen, because I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, there are two kinds of people in the world, those who watch Fast and Furious and those who don’t, I am one of those who don’t.

She got her start in 2005, when Aaron Spelling created some show called MERMAID, where she played a mermaid rescued by a young man when she washed ashore in Miami, you know a tale as old as time….and by tale as old as time, I mean what kind of bullshit did they spend millions of dollars producing a pilot for, what pervert exec signed off on that nonsense…

ANYWAY, she more recently in Dynasty based on the original, a CW show as a main character….and is now in something called The Baker and the Beauty…it’s an ABC show based on an Israeli show and it should like dog shit…

Nathalie Kelley is showing you her ass on a rock, so we can probably all agree that this is her best work to date, which isn’t saying much, but more ass on instagram is a good thing.

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2020

04

Aug

Joy Corrigan Topless of the Day

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Joy Corrigan has been chasing this instagram dream for a long fucking time. She started up what must be 7 or 8 years ago in posting up her fake tits on instagram and has found a way to get 650,000 potentially real but probably mainly fake followers to help her pretend she’s relevant or some kind of celebrity in the lowest fucking form.

It’s a good tactic to get rich boyfriends to pay you an allowance like a sex worker, because rich guys are obviously idiots, and I guess a good way to make yourself feel relevant or like you are more than just the Flordia Trashcan you crawled out of, because unlike all the other Florida whores with bolt on fake tits, she’s not working at Fort Lauderdale hooters, she’s living a more exclusive rich person life…at the hotels of South Beach, New York and LA…where I guess she’s with those rich guys who pay her an allowance.

I’m not hating…I’m into how she’s looking in this shoot.

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Posted in:Joy Corrigan

2020

04

Aug

Jessica Chastain’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Jessica Chastain, who I always confuse for Christine Hendricks, but who is not as fat or busty from being fat as Christine Hendricks, has reduced herself to the slutty selfie…which is hilarious to me.

I am definitely not from the era of the “Golden or Gilded Age of Hollywood”…where all these degenerates were playing this rich and Glamorous life in their exclusive club of giving each other high fives, not that high fives were invented back then, maybe it was more a pat on the back old boy, for pulling off the scam…manipulating the media through tabloid stories…as they faked not being gay, lesbian, drug addicts, pedophiles and killers….their celebrity carried them…

Sure, some of that still goes on to this day, TMZ arguably the biggest gossip site is owned by Warner Bros, who own basically everything from Ellen to a bunch of other shit they’d never drag through the mud….and I’ve seen both TMZ and Disney first handedly cancel me for stories I’ve put out…the first on Jake Gyllenhall during “Prince of Persia” when I had an altercation with him and he pushed the girl I was with…and the Disney Lawyers aggressively came at me, made other media outlets report their version of the story, where I was not named because why give me press….and the other was when I had a traffic trading relationship with TMZ and said Paul Walker was a sex offender because he was publicly dating his girlfriend at his time of death when she was 16….their relationship started at 16, not that she was 16 at the time of death…but WARNER BROS owned Fast and the Furious Frnachise…CAN”T FUCK WITH THAT…

So it’s all fucking bullshit…

Anyway, I am from an era where the celebrities were still enough of thirsty degenerates to have some “realness” to them, so they weren’t this fantasy version, they were real and they were shit, but they were definitely too good for fans, not on social media with a real account, I mean even when I was FB friends with LOHAN it was under some bullshit name…..

Then the money went to social and all these idiots who would be too good to be part of the movement 2-3 years earlier…are taking slutty mirror selfies, which I am sure they were taking for producers they sext, but not for the people…

So it’s fun to seen 43 year old high paid “stars” bottom feeding…and by fun I mean these people are all fucking pathetic.

Posted in:Jessica Chastain|SFW

2020

04

Aug

Bikini Girl Gets In Trouble for a Thong of the Day

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Here are the freedom fighting lawbreakers the world needs, trashy girls in skimpy bikinis willing to get in trouble all for the freedom and rights to wear the smallest bikini covering they fucking can….then turn it into some sort of political movement of empowerment…in a “don’t slut shame me as my mound is exposed on the beach for old perverts to jack off to me the way I want them to on my only fans, but for some reason I can’t get enough members so I’ll go to a place where kids play and basically “Asshole Behind Thong” my way into a video”…

I’m not a slut shamer, I think all women should be forced to wear see through or plastic outfits everywhere so that I know how meaty their cunts are….that should be the fucking law, not some “cover up and only show your ankles”….but I do like seeing slutty girls get in trouble for being sluts as they are all too liberal with their slut behavior thanks to the internet…even if it gets them a viral video or not.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

04

Aug

Sky in the Studded Panties of the Day

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I don’t know anything about this model / influencer / entrepreneur named SKY, I scrolled her instagram for about 10 seconds because I fucking hate social media and was just seeing if I had any insight on her. That instagram is HAUS OF SKY if you’re into her…so follow if you are…because I doubt I’ll ever do another post on her again so you can’t rely on me to deliver all your werirdo fetishes.

What I like about her is that she created her own leather lingerie brand called HOS_LEATHER which I don’t think is Ho’s Leather, but it could be…and that would make it a bit hotter…but as far as my experience with Hoes goes, they usually just wear crust ass soiled underwear they got at the mission, but then again I’m a frugal ho shopper and go for price not value….

I don’t know much about leather lingerie because I am not a Pit boy at a circuit party in a holster..but I do think it looks good in these pics and sometimes / all the time / that’s all that matters…

Shout out to girls who get half naked on the internet with more to offer the world than being half naked on the internet while still being half naked on the internet so we get the goods but the goods have more value….

Posted in:Photos

2020

04

Aug

Freaky Tongue and Other Videos of the Day

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Just Some Girls in Bathing Suits Getting Arrested

No Face Mask Passenger

Hot Coffee Gets Thrown on a Motherfucker

Passenger Mad at Plastic Divider in a Lyft

Idiot

DOOR FAIL

Posted in:stepNEWS

2020

04

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As Ya’ll are being heavily brain washed from whatever angle, believing everything you read on the internet, and everything you see on the internet, from extremist on every level that are probably just stage actors hired to push any agenda because the general public are morons…to the new generation of kids going back to school paving the way for all people to be contact traced….we’re living in a serious simulation of retards….

But at least we’ve got some links…

Here are some steplinks in the morning…

Ciro Immobile Celebrates Winning the Golden Shoe With His Smoking Hot Instagram Model Wife
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Sydney Sweeney Says Good Morning!
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Just a Bunch of Models Posing Together
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The Most Viewed Moments From Florida Police
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Weirdest Promo – Drew Barrymore Interviewing her 7 Year Old Self…Because What the Fuck…
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Cop Accidentally Pulled Over his Chief..because Cops Break the Law.
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Roller Coaster Rider Loses His Phone
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St. Louis Cardinals Players Reportedly Visited a Casino Prior to Team’s COVID-19 Outbreak
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Azealia Banks Shaves Her Head for Beyonce!
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Dude Runs 1k with 10 Masks On
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This Man’s Hummingbird Attracting Trick Works Really Well!
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Derek Jeter Blames the Marlins’ Coronavirus Outbreak on His Players Letting Their Guard Down Not Running Around Atlanta
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Kat Von Selling her Spanish Villa because Tattoo Artists Get Paid…
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Dodge Charger Evades Cops Like It’s A Piece Of Cake!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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