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2020

19

Jun

The Jokes Write Themselves of the Day

Two crackhead bitches…looking nice and rough in their 40s…

This is Jamie King, the heroin addict who survived the 90s, even though her boyfriend at the time didn’t who according to her divorce papers is still a fucking junkie, because once a junkie always a fucking Junkie…

She is hanging out with Selma Blair, another psychotic low level celebrity from our younger years who had some hype around her, who is pretending she has MS, or at least playing up the MS, looking all WONKY legged because if you have an ailment, you gotta exploit the ailment for sympathy, brand deals, a marketing hook…you know being a garbage person requires work.

Together, they are walking out of somewhere looking like some crackheads who just scored a bottle of booze from sucking some parking lot dick….only they are “celebrities….which in and of itself is hilarious.

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2020

19

Jun

Nude Hipster Chunk of the Day

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I call this shoot “the actual models aren’t into shooting with the photographer so he takes what he can get”…..because I imagine this played out like this….

Dude decides he likes taking pics of nude girls cuz it’s popular, trendy and puts him in a position of power amongst the girls who get nude as they turn to him for direction and support as he is the one capturing them….

Dude buys a nice camera to make him look like he is a legit photographer and watches hours of youtube tutorials on how to use a camera.

Dude offers his services to any girl he sees online modeling nude, hoping they can collaborate so that they both grow their social medias with these free photoshoots.

Girls don’t fuck with dudes with no followers, because they want followers, unless they are starving for content and need some shit for the feed….

Fat girl comes a long and is like “I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life”….the time that the skinny hot chicks aren’t available but the need to get naked on camera because FAT SHAMING IS OVER and BODY POSITIVITY is in…allowing them to experience that real girl experience.

So photographer, eager to shoot any nude girl, finds what he is looking for and this magic ensues.

That’s not to say the girl is overly fat, or overly ugly, it’s just to say…everyone’s a fucking model getting naked now…no discrimination….and I guess big horny girls need smut for their online dating app profiles!!

The truth is, she looks exactly like Kylie Jenner looks to me….so maybe there’s hope…

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2020

19

Jun

Fridays are for Titty Drops of the Day

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I called this Friday is for Titty Drops but really every day is for titty drops, because when you got tits, or even when you don’t, because I am actually a small titty lover and big tits are often just a bit too fucking sloppy to like, it’s always a good time to flash the tits like Girls Gone Wild was still a thing….or like flashing was still a thing….because now it’s seen as some misogynistic objectification of women kind of thing…even though more girls than ever are getting naked on the internet for money. It’s officially mainstream and the fact that all these sluts I’ve been mass generalizing as sluts all these years…getting called misogynistic about it and shit…are proving to be the sluts I always knew they were…it’s a victory for me…it’s nice being a winner even if it’s a winner at sucking at life..

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2020

19

Jun

Nurses Gone Wild because Nurses are Still a Thing of the Day

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I forgot about nurses when the world forgot about COVID….but apparently they are still being sluts on the internet craving more attention and praise because that whole front line worker hype was exciting for their egos and validating them as more than just pill delivery systems….and since nurses are the sex workers trying to score doctor dick of the healthcare system, becoming sex workers online is the natural step to supplementing their income – while feeling like they are giving back…you know cuz they are nurturing and caring or some shit…..

Posted in:NURSES

2020

19

Jun

Kristin Cavallari Got Them Tits on of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is on the prowl, I mean this is typical divorcee behavior where any girl who gets divorced after being with the same dude for as long as they were together, hits the scene running…

The story is that he didn’t want to be with her in the first place, they were on a break and she trapped him with a pregnancy that happened whilst on the break, only to force him to man up and marry her and be an honest dude, even though he was already done with her bottom feeding money grubbing, not even a castmember on The Hills because she thought she could be a legit actress after LAGUNA beach ass….only to crawl back on The Hills in their last season to remind everyone she existed because she wasn’t able to pull off anything after Laguna Beach like she intended to since there was hype around her, hype that got to her head….a TALE AS OLD AS TIME (the trapping a dude with pregnancy, forcing him to play house part – not the REALITY TV STAR THINKING SHE MATTERS part(…

So now she’s divorced or divorcing the poor sucker who was trapped into some bootleg life with some bootleg opportunist…and in being divorced she’s got to prove she’s got sex appeal, prove she’s got worth, prove that dudes still want to fuck her, all while giving herself more hype and media attention so she can help build her brand of clothing no one asked for….but that is her personal brand.

She’s a garbage money grubbing athlete trapper, but these tits are big, cleavage is big, doing that “revenge” hotness thing right….all horny for new dick to piss off the old dick or whatever…I don’t know why I even know any of this about Kirstin Cavallari, it’s more a testament to how pathetic my own life is than how hot her tits look.

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2020

19

Jun

Belle Delphine is Back of the Day

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Belle Delphine
is back….with the best fucking video I’ve ever fucking seen, I am actually mad that I didn’t direct it, because if I did, this would be enough for me to bow down, legacy complete…instead I just write blogs about this shit for you losers..

The story is, Belle Delphine disappeared for 7 months, apparently she got arrested for vandalizing a girl’s car for stealing her hamster, maybe she took a break, after becoming the biggest fucking deal in the AHEGAO GIRL movement, which is the reddit girls with their tongues out, eyes rolled back, in silly bright colored wigs and costumes. Some ANIME shit for the nerds.

She would sell her bathwater online, and launched a PORN channel where she’d title it “Scissoring” only to have her cutting things with scissor..pissing off all the BETAS…

She decided to move into the ONLYFANS world to continue her trolling of the BETAS and she’s making over 150k a month on that shit.

Her comeback tour, launched with this video is a reminder that LIFE is still wonderful and GOOD things still happen and I’m not even into that whole AHEGAO shit, it’s fucking odd, I am just into solid trolling that bitch can monetize proper…it’s a fucking win…a genius win….this is the kind of creativity I like in my whores.

Shoutout to STEPFATHERPRESENTS for putting this up first….to offend all the WOKE people by confusing them with “CULTURAL APPROPRIATION” claims while supporting “Sex Worker” and “Feminism”…trying to decide what they hate more…fucking idiots..

This song is a FUCKING hit…no female rapper hits on this level of HIT…

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Posted in:Belle Delphine

2020

19

Jun

TikTok Dad Spits At His Misbehaving Slutty Daughter of the Day

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I am going to assume that this girl’s father is bringing some old country values to his household. I am going to assume that he didn’t escape Iran during the war in the 80s like all the Iranian Taxi Drivers with medical and engineering degrees I’ve had over the years, to raise a daughter to be a basic Americanized slut on the internet.

You know this guy probably worked 8 jobs to get his medical degree ALL to give his daughter a laugh in a good home and a good community, you know to give her ALL the opportunities he never had….only for her to sign up to TIKTOK to show off her ass because young girls of all socio-economic classes are into the whole “sex work” selling nude thing which is AMAZING for us…I am glad that trend has trickled into the mainstream, it was bound to happen with the normalizing of porn and the level of success the Kardashian have had for a SEX TAPE their pig leader produced. People are just trash and drawn to trash and become trash….but since it’s mainstream they are just “fitting” in…and won’t be penalized like the leaders who did online sex work before it was a thing.

So here he is, coming home from a Day at the Hospital dealing with the COVID crisis, a shitty and stressful time, but the job he chose for his family….to see his daughter, who he likely has a fund for her to go to any COLLEGE she dreams of…doing this…so obviously…motherfucker’s going to react…

Parents everywhere need to realize that this is just how it is, you can’t fight the trend, the power of the internet will always win no matter how well you think you raised your kids…blame Bella Thorne who is just mirroring what is actually going on!

Posted in:Videos

2020

19

Jun

Road Rage Ends in a Hug and Other Videos of the Day

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Ship VS Peer

Russian Falls off Car

Tigers!

Belarus Car Chase

This Truck is On Fire

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

19

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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While people are freaking out about gays adopting cuban teens to groom them to be their sex toys/pool boys, but more in an LOL comedic way and not a HUMAN SEX TRAFFICKING way, because no one gives a fuck when the victims are 15 or 16 year olds…only when it happens to a pervert dude adopting Russian 16 year olds to give them the good life in exchange for SEX On their 18th birthday – it’s wrong.

Or while people are rejoicing because KIMMEL is retiring, hopefully his show is cancelled, there’s no need for his bullshit talk show…hoping that he takes that faggot FALLON and his HOP SCOTCH SONG AND DANCE SEGMENTS with him….

I am here reminiscing of the days gone by, you know long gone are the days of Masturbating outside of bars – limp dick in hand screaming at random girls to tell me how pathetic my dick is – never getting arrested for it, just getting me laughed at like the sad clown I am…wll while and it allowing me to filter through the wrong girls and the right girls who got it….and at least one or two girls daring enough to put that dick in their mouth….RIP goodtimes…RIP.

Filtering system to find those worthy…

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2020

18

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Adding “With my tongue” at the end of everything you say is the way to make friends with strangers who are already scared of you and basically everyone for either having a fake VIRUS that no one seems to really fear anymore or for having different political views…

All these ETSY shopping fake down to earth middle of the road fucks who probably hop on every social media trend…from drinking their own pee…to KETO diets or whatever else the Kardashians are telling them….are applying that weak approach to life as a scared follower…to their activism pretending that they care about shit and getting mad about shit…and even BREAKING shit that they don’t actually care about because they don’t even know what they believe….because they need to be told what the believe….pretty fucking annoying, but that’s just what mainstream has always been….a bunch of annoying fucks…only now the mainstream isn’t just into Top 40 music…they are also into the latest cause…

I’ve seen it with celeb pussy, like ugly celeb pussy being marketed as hot celeb pussy, when it’s clearly ugly celeb pussy, only for you to tell people “dude this bitch isn’t hot”…only for them to RAGE at you about how hot she is….

The power of fucking marketing…not the power of marketing fucking…but marketing fucking seems to do ok too…

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