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2020

06

Jul

Kira Kosarin’s Understands Marketing of the Day

Kira Kosarin is some child star who got her start 8 years ago when she was 14 or 15, probably from that dude at Nickelodeon who was friends with Epstein, Dan Schneider, who is potentially Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby daddy and who run all the creepy Niceklodeon shows that I assume 96 percent of Kira Kosarin’s fans were into because the world is filled with creepy predator perverts…

Luckily, she understands the dynamic of the world where they all yell at the misogynists who sexualize them…but sexualize themselves in the process…almost in a diversion approach to sexualizing….never fully admitting it.

So the girl, who I guess is putting out music now, as they all do because there’s money in music I guess. At least more than in acting….basically admits to her whore tactics in whoring to get people to listen to her damn music….

This is her caption:

now that I have your attention, click the link in my bio to presave Songbird ? #BreakTheAlgorithm
(and check my last post for a sneak peek)

That’s some whore is a whore is a whore, sexualized by her family and team while underage, carrying that into her marketing in adulthood, and it’s all so fucked…but look how good it looks…which is really what matters….

Next stop…spread buttholes….I’m sure ELLEN is loving this one.

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2020

06

Jul

Fat Chick Stunts and Other Videos of the Day

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Today’s Hero Goes After Target’s Mask Rack….Get a Hobby?

Brothels are Open

Idiot Getting Selfie with Bear

Elmo Getting Down

Seagull Takes a Dude’s Fish

Mask Wars Continue

Sometimes You Should Keep Your Mouth Shut….

Guy Farts Over Loud Speaker in Store

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

06

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wouldn’t say I’m a smart person, I can barely articulate a sentence or remember my name, but I have been an “aware” person, at least aware enough to realize how stupid and lame the rest of the world is…why can’t anyone or anything just be cool…

So I always envied the ignorant is bliss people who would go about their worthless lives without realizing it was worthless as it was a set to a Katy Perry soundtrack to re-affirm how worthless the life is, only the asshole had no idea because of ingorance…

So I spent the better part of my adult life trying to reach that state of ignorance….you hear about the dot com bro billionaires and their quest to find enlightenment, or meaning, now that they are billionaires, but I am the opposite…I am trying to not realize what life is like without an ego, I want to know what life is like without a brain..

So from Drinking Lead in my water, Alcohol to rot all my brain cells, and any other toxin that could make us ignorant fucks…

Now, as the world that was once ignorant are all pretending to be WOKE, my IGNORANCE is needed bad…

If you have any suggestions besides surgically removing part of my brain through my nose to get to that fat and ignorant state I always envied, even if it is a dying form and taking a new form as fake woke….let me know…

I think these stepLINKS in the morning are a good sign…

Kira Kosarin’s Life Changing Bikini Pic
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Blonde Instagram Model in Thong Playing Beach Football
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Alina Boyko is Topless!
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Bella Thorne Bikini Top
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Girl VS All Lives Matter Goes Viral and becomes a Public Threat…
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Fishmonger Who Sings…
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Covid MEMES
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Katie Kearny Celebrates Birthday in Birthday Suit
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Geese Go for a Swim…
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Huge Cobra in a Scooter
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Broadway Star Dies of COVID after losing legs and shit from COVID
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Holly Sanders Bikini in an Inflatable pool
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What a Dumb British Kid
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Lars ANderson’s a crazy Archer doing his Crazy Archery
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Kitty Gets Saved
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MMA Fighter Valerie Loureda Rocked a Star and Bars Bikini for the Fourth
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

03

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s your USA FOURTH OF JULY EVERYBODY GET COVID weekend of broken dreams, fireworks deaths, and political backyard wrestling matches….enjoy it while I stare at the wall, drink Maple Syrup, fuck a Moose Pissed Soaked Diaper while looking at girls who post their nudes online to bait you to their only fans but crop out or censor their anuses, you gotta pay for the anuses…..and other Canadian things….remember that American is great, stop fighting amongst your idiot selves over some dumb shit that doesn’t matter….smoke some drugs, do some DMT, and lay in a Hammock knowing that our lives don’t matter, we are all pawns of the Government who we give 50 percent of our money to and the corporations who we spend the 50% of the rest of our money on…and the banks we borrow money to pay those two other things and get more shit we don’t need….all this fighting, trying to change the world on the internet, is just going to make people stop using the internet…we come on here to ESCAPE real life not re-live it in text and video chat form….I remember my first love affair with the internet in 1995….I would get lost in the shit, stay up all night on the shit, it was good….there was gold….real life shit disappeared while sexting an old dude pretending to be a girl…only to realize that sexting a dude pretending to be a girl is pretty fucking queer…despite how funny it was…

So fucking drink, fuck, eat BBQ and shut the fuck up….life sucks, but it’s also hilarious, if you stiop fucking whining all the time…..

Babes for the Fourth!
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Natalie Eva Marie Wishes Everyone a Happy July 4th Weekend With an All American Bikini
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Hailey Clauson – Bikini Modelling….
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Dude Parachute’s On his Couch…
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Murphey Ladder for the Win
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WWE Star Randy Orton Uses His Hands to Hold Up His Wife’s Ample Breasts
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Ashley Roberts Big Boob Dance
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An Instagram THOT in the Shower
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Parrot Trying Out Tech
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Madison beer Showing off her Skinny Legs…
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Gronk’s Girlfriend Kills It in a Re-Creation of a Christie Brinkley Classic
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Vanessa Hudgens hard Nipples while Walking the Dog
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Dumping Ground of Good Memes
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Patrick Stewart Writing his Memoir
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SI Swimsuit Wished Soccer Star Alex Morgan a Happy Birthday With Incredible Bikini Throwbacks
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Dove Cameron Gets Tatted!
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Chrissy Teigen’s Holding her Naked Massive Post-Surgery Boob
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Oil Scares a Cat
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Alexa Doesn’t Recognize a Scottish Accent
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RIP Redskins
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Kiernan Shipka’s Quarantine Movie Magic!
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Kara Del Toro’s HOTTEST naked shoot
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Ozark Renewed for Final Season
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What makes Stupid People think they are Smart
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Mike Tyson and Dennis Rodman on Hot Boxin’
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Fireworks Safety with Test Dummies
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Chad Johnson Sent So Much Money to Fans That He Exceeded Cash App’s Weekly Limit
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Lady Gaga Gets Quarantine Glam!
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Friendly Seal Investigating Divers…
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Some White Karen Mad at her Neighbors…It’s the Trend
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Deshaun Watson’s Response to a Tweet About Antonio Brown Joining the Texans is Getting a Ton of Attention
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Marika Sila’s Got Moves!
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Jordyn Jones Nip Slip
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Dean Cain Called Out for being Wrong About Superman
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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From the Forum

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Another Sarah Jessica Parker Bathing Suit Day
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Kate Hudson Fat Ass in Leggings at the Beach
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Some Melissa Satta Bitch Hot ASs in a Thong Bikini on the Beach
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Jennifer Lopez in a Mini Skirt
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Vanessa Hudgens Out for the Paparazzi
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Famke Janssen in a Dress
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Bella Hadid in a Crop Top of the Day
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Danna Paola in a Bra for GQ Mexico
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Camila Mendes and her RACIST shirt
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Ambrosio’s Legs at Whole Foods..
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From stepSMUT!!

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Girls and Cars
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Big Booty on a Boat….
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Katie Holmes Topless
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Happy Fourth from an Idiot
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Small Boobs!
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Everyone Having a Good Time!
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Mini Dress!
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Ashley in the Gold Outfit
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Squishy Boobs in Video
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Hot Body
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College Grad Naked Under her Gown
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This Pornstar’s Jeans are Hilarious
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Strongest Vagina in the Game
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Blake in the Mountains
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Swedish Model Has an Ass and Some Tits
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COSPLAY Sex
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ASMR Porn
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Hot Titty Pillow Fucker
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What the Fuck Was That?
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Skinny Girl with a Massive Glass Dildo
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Izabel Goulart has some Nips
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2020

03

Jul

Jojo in Some Lingerie of the Day

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Jojo not Joho despite this INAPPROPRIATE at least according to me performance on her social media, I mean kids are watching…why reduce yourself to being a half naked instagram personality showing off your underwear…for clickbait…I guess the struggle to get seen is difficult, that someone who may have talent, who can sing, who had a career at a young age….needs to partner up with an underwear brand and whore it out for views. Pretty funny.

I don’t actually give a fuck, I think all girls should be naked or half naked and I encourage and appreciate it…especially when realizing that everyone is getting naked or half naked to put themselves out there….you know to be “honest” and “raw”….here’s my underwear….girls so slutty, all about the exhibitionism and attention seeking through nudity while crying about misogyny…good times!

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2020

03

Jul

Today in On/OFF for the Fourth of the Day

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I was going to do a fourth of JULY post, you know post up all the sluts in American flag bikinis, you know desecrating the flag the RIGHT way, but figured, ON/OFF is better since all these slutty girls are into showing you everything they’ve got hiding under their clothes….I figure they’re out here celebrating the fourth in their own right and you don’t need to be a cheesy biker bitch in an American Flag bikini to show your fourth of July pride….

SO here’s the FRIDAY edition of On/Off where you get to decide if girls look hotter or less hot undressed…..because we like undressed best….even when it looks worse than dressed…

Posted in:On/Off

2020

03

Jul

Melissa Satta in a Bikini of the Day

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Melissa Satta is some Italian based TV presenter, SHOWGIRL, and 2010 Sports Illustrated model that you’ve probably never heard of because I’ve never heard of her and I’ve been doing this site for 15 fucking years…HOWEVER…it is very possible that I have heard of her and have posted on her but just don’t remember because I don’t remember shit, dementia maybe, alzheimers, just being built dump or maybe my brain is fucking pickled…who cares….I saw the paparazzi pics of her 34 year old ass and thought the cellulite looked weird, but the ass still looked good, maybe because of the bikini bottoms fitting her right, or maybe it’s just a good ass…who knows…

She was born in Boston, so she’s not a full on Italian treat like spaghetti….but rather an Italian with an American passport….she’s also a Karate champion which is hilarious but not as hilarious as being the mistress to Kobe Bryant who almost got Vanessa Bryant to leave him before rigging his helicopter to get that inheritance she deserves because he was fucking this isntead of her….

Now she’s married to a soccer player….and this is her mom ass in a bikini

Here are some paparazzi pics:

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2020

03

Jul

Courtney Stodden’s Fourth of July Bikini Car Wash of the Day

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Getting in the Fourth of July clickbait spirit by staging a bikini car wash now that she’s back in the tabloids for having sex with David from 90210 because his whore wife ran off with some pornstar fucking Machine Gun Kelly, which you’d expect a better play from Megan Fox, seeing as she’s Megan Fox, while on her recent quest to get off the Hollywood Blacklist she’s been on since Transformers….because if you speak out against Michael Bay and piss off Spielberg by association you get deleted….it’s not a guarantee that your career will be forever in Hollywood no matter what dick you suck…

I do know that Megan Fox has been fucking other dudes for the entire Brian Austin Green marriage, Alba is the same kind of vibe for her SIMP husband…their super groupies that knock them up and marry them are just happy to have them around or some shit that they can go off and do whatever slutty shit the need to do…only this time David from 90210 has taken a stand and publicly found some bottom feeder pussy.

That’s not to say Courtney Stodden is the worst sex doll looking person with clown tits you can fuck, but she’s definitely a different tier of celebrity, or low level celebrity…that hasn’t really made any real noise in years….even her sex tapes or porn clips were pretty shit….while she was already low on the celebrity ladder…

It’s like David from 90210 is just a fucking boomer who doesn’t realize he can fuck every hot under 25 girl trying to get OnlyFans Subscribers…going for this one seems weird and like I’ve always said, I like Courtney Stodden, I am a fan of what she does but for the irony of it….if you know what I mean….there’s hotter pussy for Megan Fox’s ex who was on 90201 ya know…we’re rooting for you David…ever since he had to make out with Tori Spelling on 90210, I felt bad for the guy….and still do.

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2020

03

Jul

Rianne van Rompaey Nipples of the Day

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Rianne van Rompaey is a dutch fashion model, who I guess unlike the HADIDS and the JENNERS is an actual model worthy of being a model.

However, I can’t be too sure she doesn’t have a dick and is being used by the media or the big brands because of that dick…tranny lives matter…but at least she’s not fat…which is the other ABUSIVE fucking disrespect to the art of fashion modelling…..besides having a dick or being an instagrammer with a lot of followers that your creepy pervert dad bought you early in the IG years so that you can pull a scam and end up with 10 million dollar penthouses in NYC….cunts…the Hadids…not Rianne van Rompaey….who you can Rompaey yourself while staring at her tits…I don’t know what Rompaey-ing yourself would really consist of, but I’m sure you’ll figure it out with some random household objects or at least some rotting meat you found in the dumpster outside Walmart like Joe Exotic…only you’re not about to feed the tigers with it, you’re gonna feed your dick with it….by fucking it…

Here is Kaia Gerber in the same magazine but not topless..

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2020

03

Jul

Lady Gaga Tit of the Day

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Lady Gaga is disgusting, she’s always been disgusting, she even used to try to offset her disgusting by wearing ridiculous costumes after she sold her soul to the devil that is AKON, a guest of Epstein’s according to the flight records, who invested in a company based in Montreal that analyzed the soundwaves of every top 40 song in the history of top 40 songs and found the trends they all HAD in common in order to DESIGN songs that would brain wash ALL of us motherfuckers….which he decided to create Lady Gaga to do. Obviously it worked, DEVIL shit.

She’s got her tits out and as someone who has grabbed her ass, I would rather be staring at her ass, in part to relive that romantic evening but mainly because anything but this fucking monstrous face….right..

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