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2020

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I forgot that I was hit up by some online legal team about a post I made in 2011 about some possibly Muslim shit. Normally they tell me I am defaming someone and that they will come at me if I don’t delete the post….but this time was different..this time they came at me with “Hate Crime”….

I have no idea what it will escalate to, but I read the post and it wasn’t so bad, just standard low level stereotypes about mercy killings and goat dowries…really weak jokes, but like nothing that bad, and nothing that would count as a “hate crime”…yet everyone is so uptight.

So I got to thinking and since I built this site on being as offensive and inappropriate as possible over 50,000 posts…there’s gotta be a lot of INSANE shit far more insane than what all these people getting cancelled….cancelled like I was Cops, CEO of Crossfit, Gone with the Wind (the first black oscar winning performance pulled off the shelves because it was a racist movie…despite being listed forever as a classic…on all the lists of best movies ever made…but in 2020, some revisionist history gotta step in an pull it. HBO are a bunch of pussy faggots…)….

I just sit here saying “how can I post something that will get people mad enough to go viral because of it”…and to date, that’s never happened and likely won’t happen…

Point being I make sexist, insensitive jokes, inappropriate jokes, I make fun of everything and try to be offensive or piss off at least one person all the time, most I am not proud of because they aren’t funny and I’m not a comedian. Plus I am not the kind of person to be proud of anything I do….but I’m going to stand by them, never apologize for them, and if people don’t like em, and they don’t, otherwise I’d have a deal with an actual company…or advertiser….we can agree to disagree or whatever….or they can get the fuck out of here.

The fact is, I have never achieved my full dream of being cancelled by the feminist club at the colleges across America…so until I do get them all lynching me…I’ve failed…and will continue my work to possibly piss them off…

Here are some stepLNKS….

Plus-Size Model Mila Kuznetsova and Her Enormous Boobs are Getting into MMA
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Sophie Mudd is BUSTING Out
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Bella Throne’s Underboob Wants You To See Her Movie at the Drive Thru!
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WWE Star Mandy Rose Twerking in a Hot Tub With Her Friends
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The Porn Industry Contributes to BLM
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Jessica Alba Selfies…
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This Dude’s Explanation Of Astrology And Crystal Healing Is Good….
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Braless Jojo
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Paris Hilton Pokies!
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Conor McGregor’s Not Facing Rape Charges!
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U.S. Marshals, DEA Seized Loaded Assault Rifles and Handguns From Home of Raiders Rookie Lynn Bowden
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The Best of Upskirts
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Liz Hurley is WAY Better than Heather Graham in a Bikini
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Prince Andrew Donates Pizza to Sex Victims
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The Library of RARE Colors
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A Dad Bullfrog Protects His Tadpoles
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Huge Brown Bear Munches On Apples For Breakfast!
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Hot Model has a Nude Shoot on the Rocks
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Christina Milian is BUSTING Out
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Guy Asks Cops Questions Cops ask Civilians
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Amazon Go Parody Of People Looting
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Something Beke Cosplay
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Seniesa Estrada Punches an Influencer in the Face
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Tattooers Discuss their Biggest Regrests….One of them has the Biggest Breasts
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Just a Woman Freaking Out at the Marina
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Candice Swanepoel is a Topless Innovator
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Horrible – Kayakers Rescue 2 Seals Tied Together with Fishing Line
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Blind Woman Saved from Crash by her Dog
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Vanessa Hudgens at the Protests
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F1 Race for Marbles
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Creepy Cat Sitting Creepily
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Eva Longoria’s Booty Fitness!
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Helen Flanagan’s Bra and Panty Set
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Rita Ora’s Hot Flexing Fitness Body
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Donny Osmond Got into Car Accident with SEMI TRUCK
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Lizzo VS Body Shamers
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Balla Thorne Ass and Touching Herself in Leaked Pics
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Safe on the Slot Machines
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Vanderpump Rules Cleans House for Racism…
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks for Mandatory Mask Stores
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SLUTTY FUCKING CAM GIRLS BEING SLUTS
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts with her Legs…
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Iza Goulart’s Tit in St Tropez
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Elsa Hosk Hot in Lingerie
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Troian Bellisario in InStyle
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Jenna Coleman Dressed Like an Orthodox Jew
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Rebecca Romain Stamos in a Flight Suit
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Ana De Armas Thigh
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Eiza Gonzalez Booty at the Protests
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Helen Hunt in a Bikini
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Busty Maria Menounos
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Isla Fisher on a Biken in Leggigns
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Looking Up Dakota Fanning’s Shorts
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Hailey Beiber Hot in a Bikini
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Lucy Hale’s Ass in Leggigns!
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Pervert Spying on Masturbating Girl…
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Screwing the Worst Way
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Huge TITTY BOUNCE
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Kim Garner and her Friends Being SLuts in the Park Half Naked
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Big Titty Reddit Amateur
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Baseball Fetish
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Naked on a Boat
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SLOW MOTION TWERK
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Weird Couple Takes This Fetish Too Far
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Big Tits on Inked Babe
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Pushing the Limits….
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Self Fister’s Labia
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Breezi Marie Little Tits…
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Squirt
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17 Shitty Days..
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Squeezing those BIG TITS

Naked Babe with a Bush is a Nipple Pincher

This Mask Comes with some Hot Tits

Titty Reveal
Titty Reveal

Bent over and you can see her ButtHole

This Girl’s Got the Best Bush it is a Heart Shaped Bush

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2020

10

Jun

Trying to Look Up Dakota Fanning Shorts of the Day

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The upshort is basically the upskirt with more obstacles thanks to that pesky crotch that should just be eliminated all together making it the upskirt we are more into….because there’s more exposure, easier access, better line of sight, etc….

However, I have seen some pretty hot upshorts, oftentimes in the form of pajama shorts that are just loose enough to expose a full pussy, so I would never discount the upshort ability to be hot, it’s just not going to be as good when the girl is getting out of a car, the prime upskirt moment….instead of a desperate attempt at a post by saying if you look from the right angle, that shadow could be her side pussy….

POINT being, Dakota Fanning, upskirt or upshort or not…creeps me the fuck out and has since her parents first traded her in, or sold her to the industry fro the good life….that has done so much for them like give Elle Fanning, the sister a career, but also allows them to drive Porches, even though I know strippers with the same car who are likely more damaged that Dakota so that’s a bad argument for the selling of children to Hollywood being evil, it worked all right for this one….

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2020

10

Jun

Andrew Kuykendall’s Hot Photo Round Up of the Day

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My claim to fame was hooking this photographer Andrew Kykendall up with a porn star to collaborate on some photos…never to hear from either of them again. I’m a connector, left in the dark connector and that’s ok….thanks to being irrelevant.

I came across this gallery of his photos and liked them, so I figured I’d promote his work for all you perverts who are into girls that are hotter than any girls you’d ever talk to being in various states of naked…..

Seeing as naked girls is something you’d never get to see, being the loser you are, except if you accidentally ran into them while doing some Eagle Scouts mapping exercises in the wonderful nature setting they are in….

Seeing as all the instagram shoots have dwindled, all the perverts have become less racy in their content because they are pussies who don’t believe in themselves but instead fear being cancelled…it’s nice to see a photographer take hot pics, suck on feet, and strip down girls the way NATURE intended…because in case you were wondering…nature didn’t event clothing…humans did because we are idiots.

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2020

10

Jun

Inka Williams Topless of the Day

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I don’t know much about Inka Williams besides her being this amazing faced, sometimes nude, tanned and skinny model from Bali who went viral on instagram and is now considered “relevant”, as she should be because she’s fucking hot.

So she’s repped by IMG, which is a massive international agency, which doesn’t always say much. I mean so many LA based sugar babies are on the roster of many agencies on the IMG level and you know they aren’t getting cast for anything but sucking some rich dude dick.

I don’t know if Inka has gone down that road yet, I mean they all sort of dabble in rich cock as they come up…but maybe Bali based girls are different, which I doubt since a lot of the Bali based girls are just Australian whores in a cheaper and more adventurous setting…who fucking knows…I just know if you’re hot, from Bali and with internet connection, you have no excuse not to have 1,000,000 followers on social media like Inka because your backdrop is almost as hot as your half nakedness….you know to people like me who live in basements and will never see anything like this ocean thing they talk about…especially now due to COVID…so I guess it’s going to be a jerk off to the babes at the beach from home, rather than jerking off to the babes on the beach from the beach until getting arrested. Probably a safer option, but living safe is also living boring…

Point being, I like Inka Williams and any of you who call me a fag because you think she looks like a skinny teen boy, maybe you should look to yourself and ask why you see skinny teen boys when you’re looking at babes…fag.

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2020

10

Jun

Top 10 Instagram Nudes of the Day

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The good news is that despite all the whining, the protests, the activism or the activism filter that makes these girls COSPLAY people with depth, substance or something to say, when really they are just low hanging fruit clickbait producing, shameless for the likes, attention seeing sluts trying to sexualize themselves to get ahead, while yelling at us for sexualizing them, despite their shit being sexual….

They are still out here putting up their nude content on instagram that they pretend is their art, their self expression, basically naything but NUDES for the sake of NUDES, even though they are nudes for the sake of nudes…

Here are the top 10 naked pics of girls on instagram that we’ve found today…because not everything is an annoying protest.

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2020

10

Jun

The Best way to Eat a Cucumber of the Day

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I don’t know who this girl is, I came across her shit randomly, but I do know that she’s got a real understanding for good clickbait content production..

From Peeling a Cucumber attached to a fuck machine, something all women should own, think of it as an insurance policy for if you’re ever out of work and need to get on the internet selling nudes….

But this busty babe is no one trick pony, she also plays pool with her cameltoe, does a Joe Exotic parody you will like, shows some bush in her bathing suit because bush is hot…and despite the shitty tattoos…I’m a fan…

The good news is that people on the internet are still fucking weirdos, still producing gold, so the world is less about protest and more about sleazy titty good times and that’s nice, innit.

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2020

10

Jun

Throwback Uma Thurman in Her Bra of the Day

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While on the Throwback kick, you know since everything was better in the past, especially chicks over 30, I figure I’ll throw these Uma Thurman pics up on here from before she was Tarantino’s fetish, before her man hands overrode the size of her tits, before Ethan Hawk married and impregnated her….back when she was just getting her start…as a model at least that is how I assume she started since she looks like she’s 6 feet tall.

This pic is from the 80s, when the Boston born, daughter of a Hippie professor of Buddhist studies dad and a Mexican Born, German and Swedish fashion model mom, the little Buddhist Thurman got modelling at the age of 15 back in 1985 before doing the whole acting thing….and looking at her then may explain why we know who she is now….

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2020

10

Jun

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is really their hottest model despite being so fucking old for a model…you know models hit menopause at 25, they die at 30…but Elsa Hosk is still killing it…maybe because she got a late start, maybe because she’s Swedish and they have good genetics, maybe because she was a pro Swedish basketball player which sounds like more of a fetish or a porn series than an actual thing, but athletes have better work ethic than loser lazy models who are just skinny through starvation….

She’s clearly over her black square protests, she’s done her part in Black Lives Matter, you know posting that black square….

She’s not American she just lives here and takes all that American money back to Sweden where they have black people of their own who may not be treated the same as black people in America..who fucking knows…

I just know she was quick to get back to posting her amazing bikini body, so here’s those amazing bikini body pics because you can’t let racism, protests, problems that don’t affect you get in the way of putting your smut out there….this is her smut out there.

Here is some new lingerie campaign she’s in:

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2020

10

Jun

Throwback Amanda Seyfried Pussy Flash of the Day

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I came across this picutre of a possible Amanda Seyfried pussy flash. I figure it’s old and if it happened, I’ve definitely posted it. I mean my entire fucking existence on the internet since 2004 has been posting celebrity slip ups, or pussy slips…but being old, drunk, and possibly in the early stages of dementia or alzheimers, I really don’t remember shit, this pussy flash and possible asshole flash is new to me.

I always liked Amanda Seyfried, I found it funny when she replaced Lindsay Lohan in all the roles Lohan had lined up before she fully lost her fucking mind, it’s snake shit like that that I think is funny. Not to mention they were in Mean Girls together, a movie I still have never seen because I’m not a fan of scar face, but that I know exists….and made for some catfight rivalry…..which isn’t really why I liked her, I liked that she had nice size tits for her body and that she would do one bullshit Disney level movie and one racier where she got naked movie in the same year…giving us two version of her…the naked one the better version…the safe Disney friendly one the money making version…

So seeing her pussy, which is an innie pussy or what they call a SIMP because it looks like Homer’s Mouth…is exciting, even if it’s photoshopped, a deep fake, or whatever because the nice thing about the internet is that we can believe whatever the fuck we want to believe is real…and I’m believing this.

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2020

10

Jun

On this Day in Titty Drops of the Day

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The world may be a crazy place and people may be taking the internet way too seriously, forgetting it is the internet and thus designed for anyone and everyone to troll the fuck out of each other, but one thing is forever and one thing that is of value and one thing, troll or not, fake or not, ugly or not, racist or not…is the titty….

So whatever craziness goes on out there with a bunch of uptight people who need to do breathing exercises to get their chill on, since being mad is a cancer that causes cancer on your insides, when everything can be viewed with a grain of salt, laughed at, like watching a very ridiculous movie unfold….there are always going to be great tits, shit tits, ugly tits, hot tits, all being exposed for attention by the women who own them.

So here are some great titty drops to brighten up this dark dark world.

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