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2020

20

May

Artistic Nude Shoot of the Day

I have no idea who this model is, but the shoot made me laugh because it is being presented as art. I mean my whole stance on art is the same as my stance on lesbianism and bi-polar disorder. It’s basically a myth.

Art is strictly just marketing of some bullshit that doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things and for the most part the person calling it art is the same person calling themselves an artist. It’s not really some crowdsourced thing people decide…it’s more something a person decides and shoves down the throat of as many people willing to buy into the bullshit.

That is to say that nudes, just because they have rose petals and are colored like a boudoir shoot aren’t smut….because of the rose petals…a girl is grabbing her vagina in them and unless it’s a defensive move….she’s doing it to say “look at me grab my vagina”…

If that’s art, call me an art critic, an art enthusiast, because it’s awesome….but only because that kind of art is less art and more smut and we’re here for the smut.

No idea who the model is but she probably has a premium SNAP you can pay monthly to see her naked. That’s how these “artists” get their “Art” out there these days.

Don’t get me wrong, I am a fan. This is my art gallery.

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2020

20

May

Dua Lipa in a Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa may just be fluffy bullshit pulled from YOUTUBE to appease a bunch of rich record executives trying to reach the youth from their mansions in LA, but she’s also got titties…

The young pop tart and voice of her generation, she’s real popular you see, fucks a Hadid, the man one…no not Bella and/or the Sugar Daddy dad….but the brother…so you know that pussy is as relevant as it gets for her generation….a youtube success story, a mainstream music success story, people who think they are important stick their dick in her…it’s just living the fucking dream…

In living the dream, or being a young voice of a generation, with tits…girl’s out here showing those tits…in a free the nipple, without freeing the nipple, bikini selfie porn that EVERY women has mastered thanks to the internet…it’s not just for models, whores, and back page girls anymore…it’s for ALL.

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2020

20

May

Social Distancing in NYC of the Day

I don’t know how recent this is and I typically avoid posting sex clips on this site even though I am already listed as a porn site everywhere, the worst fucking porn site ever, but I thought it was funny when it was sent in by a reader, I assume he was a reader, I mean I doubt I have readers, but someone thought of me when they saw it….

It’s being passed around as Social Distancing in NYC, some public sex on the subway platform because traffic is down, you have the place to yourself, why the fuck not.

Plus going elsewhere to fuck, could put others at risk but more importantly, this position gives a good safe distance from mouth to mouth contamination…I just saw my neighbor face to face with another neighbor like there is no COVID…so these motherfuckers, or just subway fuckers are doing it responsible….

Crazy world we live in, we’re all a bunch of pervert fucks just trying to get laid any way we can…

Posted in:Videos

2020

20

May

Titty Drops of the Day

Titty drops are a lovely concept that is the cousin of Titty Flash or Titty Reveal….it involves a little more effort and a lot more drop than your standard titty flash.

It is basically the X-Games of Titty Flashing, one that requires skills like finding a place where you drop the titty from as you set up the flash…only the most daring and skilled titty flashers make the cut.

Here’s around 10 Titty Drops to encourage the sport to get to the next level in hopes it becomes Olympic, assuming the Olympics ever happen again.

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2020

20

May

Nude in Nature of the Day

I don’t know much about this shoot, but I think the model is STEFF BERTI who is out here getting naked in nature…rolling around in the mud and sand, unless that’s just a skin disorder, and even if it was a skin disorder, we’d play it as her being empowered, a hero and inspiration to us all, willing to strip down and bare her insecurities our way in the form of a nude shoot we can all jerk off to if we see fit you know because that’s what these artistic shoots are about, letting the audience pull what they want from it, that’s basically the definition of art…to do what they deem fit to themselves while pulling what they want from it….

Good times!

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2020

20

May

Kelly Rowland Hard Nipples of the Day

Kelly Rowland Hard Nipples

Kelly Rowland may have just been a tool in Beyonce’s tool belt to help Beyonce get up where she needed to be, in order to drop her and go where Beyonce went….something I am sure haunts this bitch daily…the dark cloud of TRAUMA that hangs over her head that is Beyonce….even if they are still friends, or Beyonce still pays her out by giving Destiny Child fans hope of a reunion, she is still the pop star from the girl’s group that will forever be seen as Beyonce’s Launchpad while being Kelly Rowland’s high point…..

So when we see her nips in a T-Shirt, I feel like we should give her some shine, knowing how depressing it is to think that the best times of your life happened 20 years ago and the rest of your life will be a series of consistent disappointment. All this to say….Hard Titties!!

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2020

20

May

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Cleavage of the Day

Ashley TIsdale Bikini

Ashley Tisdale is one of those characters who is a point of contention on the site. I don’t actually know what a point of contention even means but I figure it means someone we argue about, not that we actually argue, I don’t care about your opinion but I get emails sent it from people mad I call her ugly, or with what they think is photo evidence of her hotness to prove me wrong.

What people don’t realize is that my baseline or benchmark or standards are pretty high for celebrities for obvious reasons. If they are going to benefit from being famous for being the hot chick, they better be the fucking hot chick. Not some average Walmart Cashier looking bitch, who as a Walmart cashier would be hot but as an actress who is as a baseline should be exceptionally hotter than the cashier at Walmart you’d be down to fuck….

My standards in actual life are more “is she an actual she and alive? Done”….

So it’s not a me thinking I deserve a hotter chick than Tisdale, it’s just me saying I see hotter chicks than Tisdale anytime I leave the damn house…and I expect more from Disney.

They could have hired ANYONE, but chose this to be their golden High School Musical babe…it just seems like we were oversold on some shit.

This is her bikini titties…

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2020

20

May

Lindsey Vonn in a One Piece of the Day

I am late to the game on this one, it was posted 3 Days ago.

I guess I am not a big enough Lindsey Vonn fan to track her every move on social media, but I figure why not showcase a retired Olympian who people think is hot, in part because she’s an American sports hero who still looks like a woman, but also because she is into black dudes, and everyone likes a little black on blonde action, why else would they have that porn category if it wasn’t an important thing.

From my perspective, Lindsey Vonn only has sex with black people, or variations of black people, like Tiger Woods, unless that’s just part of her marketing efforts knowing that kids are into hip hop culture to give her some edge.

Where I just think she’s athletic and lame pussy white dudes can’t keep up with her needs…her threshold for pain is high, which we know from her ski injuries and recovery, her vagina can take in some volume, but most importantly her strong legs from all that skiing, some muscle memory shit…can ride….and why waste that on a motherfucker who can’t hang….she needs eager, athletic enough to destroy her to get off….and here you can look at the side of her tit.

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2020

20

May

xomarym Has The Worlds Fattest Vagina of the Day

xomarym worlds fattest vagina

She goes by the name Mary Magdalene

This monster and she is a Monster is some plastic surgery addict, apparently from Canada, living her best trashy fucking life…as a meme or parody of all the girls of social media who made it, by compiling every terrible trend in “beauty” into one pile of dog shit….

From the insane level of fillers to the shit tattoos to the fake ass…it’s like is this a satirical comic of all the worst things social media has given us.

To make things even better, she’s got the world fattest vagina, something called SIMPS, unlike the other kind of SIMP which is basically pussy whipped, this SIMP refers to homer’s mouth rotated 90 degrees to the right looking pussies….what we used to call coin slots, innies, or slits…

ANYWAY….she paid to get fat injected into her pussy to have a giant fucking SIMP….and the whole thing is so many layers of what the fuck kind of molesting went on in her life to end up like this…

To anyone who finds this hot…you’re fucking nuts too.

xomarym worlds fattest vagina


xomarym worlds fattest vagina

Here she is before her surgeries


xomarym worlds fattest vagina

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2020

20

May

Camila Morrone Short Shorts of the Day

camila morrone Mask Gloves

I’m just posting this to Mask Shame…

I realize the whole cotton mask hate, the attack on your freedoms, the fact that it’s not scientifically proven to actually fight COVID off making the whole mandatory wearing of masks obsolete….

However, masks are fucking cool, I am so happy that we can go out anonymous, it’s a huge advancement in humanity….so when I don’t see someone in a mask I tell them to put their damn masks on…or when I see idiots like Camila Morrone, the pussy Leo probably doesn’t fuck cuz he’s old and gay…and not into that whole pussy thing anymore….but that he pretends to fuck as a favor to her mom,who is his friend…to help her with her career…nice guy…wearing her mask wrong…we gotta all point and laugh at the bitch…

If you’re nose is hanging out of your mask, you fucking mouth breather…it’s not going to work…even though it doesn’t work anyway.

That’s it for now…

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