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2020

May

Gabriella Brooks is the New Miley of the Day

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So this is what new pussy after Miley looks like for the Hemsworth that was married to Miley.

Her name is Gabriella Brooks, I am not going to bother googling her to figure out if she’s the Brooks Brother Heiress, or if she’s a model, or an actress, or just some sugar baby working the dating apps to find celebrities to fuck and to elevate her own career…you know a lift her up thanks to the cock she fucks…

I will just say, she’s hotter than Miley, and when you’re a Hemsworth, having a girl who either agrees to everything you say, is on her best behavior cuz she wants what you have, is a strategic manipulator is better than dealing with some psycho celebrity rich kid sold to Disney before launching her own manic career pretending to be a TUMBLR girl when TUMBLR girls were a thing…the gateway to OnlyFans girls I guess.

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2020

May

Jamie King Hard Nipples of the Day

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I don’t read celebrity gossip, which I assume seems crazy since I run a site that is 90 percent making fun of celebrities with all their latest content…and I agree it’s a fucking horrible Twilight Zone life I’ve built myself…because I fucking hate celebrity….they are all losers to me even if they are winning and to hear people actually interested in them is a source of great frustration now that I’ve punished myself posting their shit all these years.

When I started, It was like “this celeb is hot, look at her tits”…and traffic piled in, so I thought, what funnier than celeb gossip from someone who only cares about celeb tits, and even then, barely cares about celeb tits…

Celeb Gossip is smut, gaping asshole, double penetration, big black dick on tiny chick smut….just for a different audience….

Today….while my own asshole was gaping….thanks to eating COVID pizza last night….I saw a story about how Jamie King, HEROIN addict got a restraining order against her husband of 12 years….because they are getting divorced and I guess that’s a way to fuck him some how…even though the Hepatitis from her heroin days and the TRAUMA and annoyingness of being a heroin addict was probably punishment enough…then there’s the whole two kids together…that fucking sucks…

So coincidentally, not overly coincidentally she’s out with her hard nips that in the 90s were hot….because MILK that story with your low level fame….if you look close enough you can probably see Just Jared groupie-ing on her…because he’s a celebrity blogger so obsessed with celebrities that the celebrities let him in, at least the low levels like Jamie King….not that it matters…blog wars.

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2020

May

Nina Dobrev in Mexican Black Face of the Day

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Nina Dobrev posted up a bunch of pics of what I am going to assume is some racist fuckign shit, but like all things in life, people are inconsistent as fuck and selective in their activism…so Universities selling Indian food made by white people trigger protests…white girls going to prom in a Chinese dress even though everything is made in China…the Chinese want you in their dress even if it mocks their culture so long as you buy it…ALL dresses are Chinese dresses….triggers protest…but rocking a Sombrero is cool…because Mexicans don’t care if white people mock their culture…they just want the white folk there for Spring Break…even if it consists of them culturally appropriating…

Now I am not a believer in Cultural Appropriation, that’s some white person problems that aren’t real problems because they are so fucking coddled…the whole idea of humans borrowing from each other seems like a normal and smart thing…it’s not like they are in black face making SAMBO voices….wearing a Sombrero isn’t any of that…

BUT if you are going to get mad at people for culturally appropriating one thing, let’s fucking cancel ALL these motherfuckers for every THING….it’s not like we have anything better to do.

So here’s Nina being a fucking RACIST in a SOMBRERO with no respect to the MARIACHI culture….cunt.

She might as well be in Nazi uniform….cunt.

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2020

May

Give this Cop his Own TV Show of the Day

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This is a hilarious video of a COP being a stereotypical cop. I mean this is my text book definition of what a cop is and what a cop does. It’s like that “cop energy” that makes them so mad.

So when you’re not the one being pulled over by the cop, it’s entertaining as shit and this dude is retiring in 14 months, so Hollywood producers, ya’ll need to get on this guy…he’s the next Dr Phil, Dr Oz or any other Dr that Oprah created.

This guy is a legend…so mad…so hilarious…so good if you’re not being pulled over by him.

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2020

May

Girl Steals a Guy’s Crutches and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiot Rides into River

Gender Reveal Fail – Dart in Leg

New Yorker Mad at Cement Water

Beached Car

Motorcycle Rider of the Day

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2020

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am a big fan of the mask and wearing the masks…ever since learning about being a GIMP I felt…this is the life for me…

I mean, that and the fact that I don’t want your fucking germs on me, yet people are so fucking compelled to want to spread their germs on me.

It’s one of those “you’re the kind of person with a no condom fetish”…which is basically every kind of person…no one likes condoms, or uses condoms…it’s a myth if you think otherwise…or you’re just don’t want more kids cuz kids suck and you’re willing to take that risk…

So when I see people without masks, I mask shame, I say “where is your damn mask”…and when I see people walking with the mask in hand, I say “why the fuck are you wearing your mask in your damn hand”…or down around their chin…

No one wants to see your ugly face, this is a great excuse to enforce people not showing their ugly faces…

Point being, last night at least 5 people walked up into my personal space, barely 6 feet from me, because no one fucking social distances, when all I’ve ever wanted in this world is for people to stay the fuck away from me….and now I have this whole virus angle that I can use with conviction…back in the day when I’d say “stay away, I’m contagious” no one took it seriously and figured I was joking…now there’s some level of media support that I could be contagious…and that they should stay away…but in being human they just want to rub fucking shoulders…

I am the first person to say “brushing up against a hot mom in leggings at the grocery store is the best cheap thrill you can get”…and I am the first person to “innocently dance up against a girl in a club while rocking a boner”….but NOT ANYMORE…for now…it’s a back the fuck off motherfucker…if you want to rub up against me..

But it’s never the hot moms trying to get up in my space, it’s always old dues…and I’m just not into that…you oblivious fucks….back the fuck off.

The reopening of society is the worst.

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Maria Menounos Looking Hot in a Sports Bra
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Why do Less Cars Crash into Buildings in the Netherlands…
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Katy Perry is the Fucking Worst
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Marie Zierke Topless Shoot…
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2020

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new project that I am so excited to bring to you…and that is that I am launching my official podcast like everyone else…called Masturbating to old Celebrity Pictures…where we post up a pic and I try to masturbate to it….you can masturbate along with me if you want, which is gayer for you than to me….the goal is to see if there is completion…

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Nate Robinson Continues with Megan Thee Stallion
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Jenna Dewan Massive Cleavage
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ESPN’s Katie Nolan is Dating Comedian Dan Soder
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Kimiko Glenn Selfies in a Slightly See Through Bra
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Julianne Hough Pokies!
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Deer in Nara Park in Japan is Awesome!
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Twilight Star Dead at 30
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Rita Ora Bikini!
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Dude’s Subway Escape
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Stella Maxwell’s Trippy Topless
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Shanina Shaik at Home in a Bikini Top!
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Italian Indoor Athletics from 2019 has some BOOTY
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Soccer Team Used Sex Dolls in the Stands During a Game this Weekend
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Erratic Driver Crashes – Caught on Tape
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Dakota Fanning and Elle Fanning List their Home
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Freaky Dude at the Gym
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Elizabeth Elam Sexy Photoshoot
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Rumer Willis Thirst Trapping.
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ASMR Drive
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Delivery Driver Shares his Drive he is Paid 5 Dollars an Hour For
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Expensive Fail
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Francia Raisa Dancing in a Bodysuit
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Elsa Hosk Playing Strip Poker…
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Grizzly Bear Sits Next to a Man
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String Tether Car Racing
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Maria Menounos Fit in a Bikini
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Girl’s Car Escape
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Tara Reid to be Carole basin in a Tiger King Adaptation
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Amber Tamblyn is 400 pounds Now
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Lea Michele Pregnant Ass in Leggings
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Gwyneth Paltrow Walking her Gay Husband
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2020

May

Rita Ora’s Hot Bikini Posing of the Day

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Rita Ora may be a virtual nothing of a celebrity, like if she has any self awareness she probably feels pretty fucking shitty about herself. I mean sure, she’s got a better life than she probably ever expected, or than anyone she knows. She’s rich, she’s famous…but she NEVER had the hits she probably thought she was going to have. She probably looked on Rihanna and was like “I’m coming” but instead of becoming a Rihanna…she’s an instagram bitch who relies on her big titty bikini pics.

So she came in strong, eager with an ego in tow…..only to basically fail in front of everyone luckily no one fucking cares, we don’t notice her failures, so she can keep them to her damn self.. we’re here for the tits and she does the tits.

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2020

May

COVID GIRLS of the Day

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I know that COVID isn’t officially over, that there could be this second wave, and I am not here to downplay some unknown virus or how the government, or as you like to call them “daddy” handled the whole thing…

It just seems like it was a let down, there wasn’t as much drama or chaos as I’d like. I feel like it was sold a bit hard to us as some Hollywood style end of the world kind of thing, when really all it did was teach us that Old Folks Homes are run by greedy real estate developers who realized their land would make more money as a home than an apartment complex…and if you know anything about real estate developers…they are garbage fucking people…

So as 65% of people (I made that stat up) are asymptomatic which means the virus doesn’t effect them and as all my neighbors who tested positive are out chilling on the stoop, gardening and saying things like “I tested positive, I had a cough for a day or two, but it wasn’t so bad”…..and everyone else has decided to not fear a virus that they won’t die of as they go back to living again….it is basically over…

I find it a sad time, only because the serenity that came from everyone being locked inside thinking going outside would kill them and their family was nice…no car, no traffic, no annoying people…but they are all back…not giving a shit…done with the quarantine and ready to work….until it hits again…

Until then, we need to remember the girls who found. way to to run COVID into porn….like these girls with their mask erotica….because girls are resilient and always find a way to produce smut out of themselves.

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2020

May

Hand Sanitizer of the Day

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I don’t know where this is from, my only friend just sent it to me with no background and since I don’t fuck with Social Media because I am actually anti-social, not one of those “I Don’t Give A Fuck” types who is posting on social media all day about how they don’t give a fuck…I actually don’t give a fuck..

So if you are the person who created this masterpiece, this genius modification all HAND sanitizers need….I see you and your hard work…I am almost mad that I didn’t invent it like I am about Youtube and Facebook because I was right there at the time thinking “there should be a better Myspace”…or “there should be a better video site than what we have out here”…I don’t even remember the video sites before Youtube, but I remember knowing there was a need….ANYWAY…

The point is, awesome Hand Sanitizer…if it’s old news, fuck yourself, it’s new to me.

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