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Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

2020

May

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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I posted these Vanessa Hudgens pics yesterday…and there’s been an update, she was wearing the top wrong, so she posted the rright way to wear it…and I couldn’t not give you that VERY important news update in these dark times when NEWS is all we crave…

I’ve been supporting her through her break-up by posting all her smut she’s trying to piss her homosexual boyfriend off with, I encourage girls in the break up getting dirty for revenge.

I figure she’s looking better than she’s looked in a while, she’s doing better content than she’s done for a while, and a bitch in a bikini is worth staring at whether she was cast by Disney or not.

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2020

May

Jordyn Jones Cameltoe Shorts of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is here doing some hood hip hop dance that I find so fucking dumb – next to a Land Rover she bought her mom because I guess she’s got a lot of money from doing whatever it is that she does…that I assume involves doing this dance for paying customers, maybe not in the traditional sense like a sex worker, but for casting people, brand deals, who knows.

I just know that when this kind of dancing hit the white suburban folks, like this one from Kalamazoo Michigan, it made going to bars pretty embarrassing. All the girls trying to be J.Lo or Britney in weird intense choreographed dances…which isn’t really the hottest way to make a body move..

I am not hating on the little shorts, the crump, but I’d be more impressed if she did this while orgasming or making herself orgasm…because everything is better when there’s a climax….this just leaves me confused…like what’s the fucking point…but we ca all still stare at her little shorts so there’s that.

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2020

May

Jojo See Through Panties of the Day

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Jojo is hiding the pussy! She cropped her pussy out of her sheer panties because she’s not that kind of girl. I wonder where she decided to make the crop, what kind of logic when into that. Was it where the bush ended or where the lips ended and will we ever know…probably not.

What we do know is that being cast to be in FENTY’s lingerie because she’s Rihanna and that’s high profile, even though Rihanna was probably jacking off to JOJO when JOJO was at her peak, making more of a trip for Rihanna than for Jojo, has made JOJO feel relevant again…I mean she was starting to get bold flashing tits on instagram, sowing of that she had big tits and all of that…but this is that validation stamp of approval she craved…

So give Jojo what she wants and ask her for the uncropped version, no lips, no fun, get the fuck out of here, just ask anyone who has tried to fuck a Barbie doll who ended up only being able to shove it up their ass….you know it’s. still sex, just a different kind of sex….a shittier kind if you will.

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2020

May

Sofia Richie in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Sofia Richie and Scott Disick have put their fake creepy vacation loving high end Kardashian bullshit relationship on hold, at least according to US WEEKLY who bring you the hard hitting bullshit no one cares about..

It’s a we’re just here for the Sofia Richie titties in a bikini, because they are better than Nicole Richie mom titties, even though Nicole Richie got fake titties after the babies, to try to seduce her homosexual “twin” from Good Charlotte Husband…you know nothing as good as the dick you were in the WOMB with.

POINT BEING….Sofia Richie and her titties in a bikini were out on the beach during the publicity stunt they are trying to create because they are basically Kardashians or Kardashian affiliates riding that Kardashian bullshit fame…that gets them paid…because even a useless Kardashian bottom feeder is better off than any of you fucks.

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2020

May

Ireland Baldwin Sports Bra of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin brought out the titties, because she’s got titties, when you’re 300 pounds that sort of comes with the territory..and that’s 300 pounds without all her daddy issue baggage…..

So standing at 6 feet tall, now pretending to do fitness, because it’s good for her mental case crazy girl, in and out of rehab anxiety….she delivers some flexibility work that you know she’s doing to make you think of what it’s like to get fucked by an amazonian like this….

The good news is that her 300 pounds are evenly distributed making for a proportionate body to stare at.

I do like to judge women based on their looks, it brings me pleasure…but i prefer to judge them from their ass and pussy being hugged by skimpy bike shorts…

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2020

May

Olivia Munn Pantless of the Day

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Olivia Munn posted a pantsless picture of herself because she’s Olivia Munn, one of those bulldozer type of famous people like that Teigen pig, who just bulldozed her way into any sort of spotlight and managed to stay there for a while, all while knowing she’s not a legit celeb, or not a legit actress, but rather a scam.

Probably not on the surface though, these idiots are so delusional and consistently told how great they are by the SIMP PUSSY WHIPPED fucked, but eventually their reckoning will come and they will know deep in their soul just how fucking bootleg bargain basement off-brand Great Value version of what good celeb pussy is.

Throw her in the trash, or the trailer parks where she belongs…

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2020

May

Idiot Girl Sipping Drinks and Putting the Back and Other Videos of the Day

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Farmer Dresses his Tree in Bras.

People were really craving McDonald’s

Girl Reunited with Puppy After COVID Kept them Apart

4 Men in a Paint Fight

Just a Guy Playing Snooker

Man Opens Grandfather’s Palace after 50 Years – Lots of Crazy Cars.

Package Thief Tricked!

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2020

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The things people complain about on social media, from conspiracies, 5G phones, always going back to Politics…it’s no wonder everyone is on Anti-Depressants. The only fun you have is making a Facebook AVATAR of yourself, instead of just using your real self, because why use you’re real self…when your real self doesn’t fucking exist beyond your social media.

You’d think the pandemic would make people figure out what is important, what it is to be human, instead you post a meme about some random thing and it turns into a TRUMP fight, while I am in CANADA.

Everyone needs to lighten the fuck up….

That said? Does anyone have a 5G phone? Let me see your FB Avatar? Get mad at memes because of TRUMP….and be policed and controlled by the people of social media telling you what to think, cancel, and accept….instead of relying on your damn self….we’re all in this alone, not together, together is a construct of bullshit to pretend you aren’t alone….but remember there’s nothing wrong with being alone….but there is a lot wrong with being an angry fuck on social media…fuck social media…go back to watching porn and keeping your opinion to your damn self.

Here are some morning links…

Kate Beckinsale Cleaning in Heels
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Kendall Jenner to Repay the $90k She Got Paid from Fyre Fest
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Twitch’s Deer Person is Amazing
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Busty Model in Black and White
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Tinashe is Busty in her Bikini Top
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Why are 3D Movies Never Successful
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Cavallari Selling Massive Tennessee Home…
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An Unnamed NFL Player is Suing United Airlines After a Drunk Woman Grabbed His Penis
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You Like Pussy?
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2020

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world is funny, someone can work 20 years and developing their craft, working their asses off, struggling….then find themselves going viral over a tweet they barely thought about when they tweeted…not that that happened to me, but I saw a guy who knows another guy, who was working towards some big things all these years, but finally hit and got picked up for some tweet he made 5 years ago about dumb shit…

I know a half assed story to go with my half sized boner I’ve got because I am so excited to share these links with you…

Not that I have my pathetic sized boner out, it was a figure of speech, but I do find it interesting that girls take porn so literal and have all these weird fetishes from rape to gangbang to pegging to being choked out…when all guys really crave is a cool bitch that lets them be themselves and that they have standard sex with a few times a week.

We are pegged these horrible creatures, but we’re the normal ones…

Now do the AUNTY Body test sounds fun so long as it aint Auntie Jamima Body tests, cuz that bitch is big. I guess that joke only works in person with people who aren’t basically face fucking in public despite being strangers and despite COVID since NO ONE cares…

Second Wave…New Strains…we are ready, I mean not officially ready, but that’s the whole point!!

Have a Good Trip!

Anya Taylor Joy Deleted Scene!
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Dove Cameron Cleavage at the Powerlines
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The Cave is Closed for Ruby Rose
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Dua Lipa Looking Hot in a Bikini
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Lili Reinhart Dreaming of the Beach in a Busty Bikini Top
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Paulina Gretzky is Killing the TikTok Game
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Politician Can’t Help Laughing when Talking about Tennis Balls
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Kerry Johnson’s Girlfriend Savage Fake Boob Response!
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Emily Ratajkowski Busting Out
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Ireland Baldwin Digging for Clams
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The Biggest Lies of Fitness
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Father Defends Daughter from Step Mother
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Cannabis Oil Plant Explodes
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Kylie Jenner is Looking for Attention
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Jasmine Tookes Quarantine Photoshoot!
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Chad Johnson Left a Server at a Reopened Florida Restaurant a $1,000 Tip
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Best COVID Memes of the Week
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How the 12 Minute Fight Sequence of Extraction was Filmed
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Exploring Clausterphobic Caves…
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Topless Photoshoot
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Sarah Hylands New Hairdo
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Kristin Cavallari Quits Her Reality TV Show After Split From Former NFL QB Jay Cutler
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RIP WWE Star.
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Investigating the 5G Insanity
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How Grand Theft Auto Happened.
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Shanina Shaik Bikini Photoshoot
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Amber Tamblyn’s Birthday Nude
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Harry Potter Writer Loves Transphobic Tweets
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Olsen Got Her Divorce Because Old Guy Didn’t Want Kids
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Elle Fanning – Titty Bump
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Confessions of a Prison Wife
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Sign Up for Free Cam Girls Being Amazing
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Lucy Hale – Ass in Jeans
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Diane Kruger Ass in Shorts
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Eiza Gonzalez Ass in Leggings
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Emma Roberts Ass in Leggings
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Jennifer Garner Ass in Leggings
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Katherine McPhee in Shorts with Grandpa Husband
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Katheryn Winnick in a Magazine
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21 Most Popular Porn Stars on IG
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Hannah Palmer Nude Shoot
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Huge Booty at the Beach
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12 Inch Challenge
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Willa Holland’s TOpless Shoot
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Titty Squeeze
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Say Addicted
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Another Titty Squeeze
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Big tits in the backyard
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The Evolution of Gaming
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Cute and Disabled
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Caught in the Act
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Backyard Big Titty Butthole Play
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Legend
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Big Titties Make Lemon Water
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2020

May

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens just posted this up on her instagram story a few minutes / hours ago…because she’s a rich Hollywood celebrity and she can afford a home with a pool.

I don’t know if it of her or her sister with the big titties, I just know that my new favorite celebrity to post is Vanessa Hudgens and least for this VERY short moment as I look at her bikini pics.

From High School Musical Disney training, to being half Filipino, to releasing a bunch of nudes of herself a decade ago before it was a thing, like the first mover she is….

To getting fit and hot post breaking up with her gay boyfriend of 12 years so that she can get all the smutty, but barely smutty, she is still a Disney Kid trying to have some level of shame, despite having had nudes leaked to the internet, it’s different when you can pretend you didn’t leak the nudes….

Point being…everyone is a slutty attention seeker and I’m all about sitting on the sidelines watching.

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