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2020

22

May

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples in a Mask of the Day

It’s been a while since we’ve seen what Lily Ross Depp Cankles have been up to.

I guess the quarantine had her in lockdown and she wasn’t available to showcase her midget legs….but that’s all changed, all masked, hard nippled and a reminder that if you’re Johnny Depp’s kid, you’ll be fucking fine…even during the COVID crisis….Cankles or not, she’ll be fine…

I have a thing for celebrity kids, I think they are the weirdest specimens of raised by narcissists, born into fame and paparazzi and all that, without any real skillset or talent, like it isn’t earned, but they live that life, so it’s expected…it makes for overly confident, eager, pieces of shit that the world is fascinated by because of the cum she grew out of…myself included and I fucking hate celebrities.

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2020

22

May

Bella Thorne Panties of the Day

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I find it crazy that girls want to show off their panties on their social media for free. I just don’t understand why modest, despite being the hottest, so that when a girl gets slutty or slips up it actually means something.

The whole getting naked or half naked, even if panties aren’t SLUTTY, they are perceived as being intimate, and in being intimate they should remain that way.

I like to look at girls and their panties, obviously, it’s clickbait I support, but it doesn’t make it less weird that girls are compelled to show off their panties…I mean I get it, women are whores who crave male attention and who want to get viral hits, likes and follows…but if that’s the case, show us the actual fucking pussy, stop beating around the bush….and pull out the fucking bush…

Bella Thorne is a Disney Whore, molested at least once, who is an “edgy” it girl, but how could any rich Disney cunt really be edgy, it’s all fucking lies…all for show…all for monetization and money and trying to be weird. It’s poser shit, these people are lame fucks…but the nudity makes them tolerable….but fuck em all…I want legit freakshows…

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2020

22

May

Nurse Nadia Fighting COVID of the Day

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I have been documenting slutty nurses from the internet posting up their slutty content for months now. I do those posts twice a week at least and I say the same thing all the time. Nurses are sex workers. Nurses crave attention and are loving the hype they are getting. Nurses are only nurses for health insurance, the easy certificate to become nurses, a guaranteed respected job…but ultimately it’s to fuck doctors or find rich patients to Anna Nicole Smith.

The amount of nurses getting naked on the job is obscene, I’ve literally posted at least 1000 pics of different slutty nurses during COVID…so this viral story of Nurse Nadia in her underwear under a see through PPE they say isn’t regulation is just unfair to all the other nurses getting naked…like why did NURSE NADIA win the viral award in slutty nursing when every nurse is a slut.

It makes no sense to me.

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2020

22

May

Miley Cyrus Mullet of the Day

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Miley Cyrus tried to trash herself up with some gutter trailer park haircut that you’d find on fat diabetics in motorized shopping carts at your local Walmart due to diabetic foot…only she’s not all fat…just her haircut is…you fat, given up on life, collects cat figurines, you know what I mean…

She is still Miley Cyrus and we have seen her pussy, like full pussy, sticking it’s twerking tongue out at us at least a dozen times, so she’s a friend of ours…not a very good friend because she doesn’t give me money, which is what you’d want out of a friend like Miley, but pussy is currency so it counts…

I do find her body hot, I don’t know why, maybe because it is female, whether it identifies as female or not, and her whole bullshit phoney fake as fuck act doesn’t bother me despite being annoying, I embrace that rich kids have no soul or concept of cool and any attempt at cool is going to be forced and fucking lame….but if it’s naked forced and lame it all balances out…

So here’s to that fat dyke hair….and bikini…

@mileycyrus

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Here is her sister NOAH being gay with her friend in panties

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2020

22

May

Meg Thee Stallion Bathing Suit Twerk of the Day

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Hot girl Megan Thee Stallion is some rapper who has a viral song on TikTok called SAVAGE.

All the kids fucking love her and like the typical popstar with a huge young following, she’s putting out smut to encourage them all that being a sex worker or using your sexuality to benefit yourself is key to success.

She’s rich, she’s got a Beyonce should out on one of her songs…and now she’s twerking.

To quote the great BIDEN from earlier today on Charlemagne the God’s show…if you don’t like this, you ain’t black…and even if you like it, you ain’t black…I just felt like saying you ain’t black.

This is her twerking hard for Memorial day to keep things fun.

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2020

22

May

Assholes Behind Thongs of the Day

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Here are people trying to dabble with being slutty by not being full slutty, cuz they keep their panties on, which is debatably still slutty….

It’s just like a security blanket, since we can see your pussy and asshole despite the panties being left on but whatever works or whatever makes you feel like less of a slut as you transition into that lifestyle of being a slut on the internet.

I don’t know why people are so compelled and excited about their assholes peeking out of their thin thong backed underwear, it’s a weird thing to want to share, you know it’s not quite the same as posting a meme or a dramatic selfie on some cool vacation, but it’s a little more raw, a little more real and a lot more hilarious…pretty fucking nasty….and hot…all at the same time you exhibitionist weirdos..

Posted in:Features

2020

22

May

Russian Car Wash and Other Videos of the Day

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Knife Weilding ATM Robbery

Naked Bitch Running

Dude Feeds a Hummingbird

Grand Theft Tractor

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2020

22

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw some 18 or 19 year old chick trying to ramp up her only fans, her pitch or call to action, or marketing hook was “Selling a GFE and I’ll be your best slut in a few days, also selling nudes”…that alone should be reason to NO sign up to her only fans shit, but then again, the free porn on the internet is the other reason.

What kind of INCEL is paying these women for nudes, it’s like get them for fucking free or don’t get them at all you SIMP pussy craving weak as shit bitch.

The fact that dudes buy into these whores is hilarious, like they’ll never EVER respect you or fuck you, unless they hit rock bottom and need to for money.

Why would you want that?

But then again, there are people on the internet wishing their dicks were SMALLER….looking for ways to make their dicks SMALLER because they want to be SMALL dick shamed….so I guess there’s something for everyone.

It just amazes me that I haven’t been able to get rich off the internet when so much bottom feeding garbage has pulled it off.

Tekashi’s Music Video Without the Music Featuring A Lot of Ass
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Propane and Grenade in One Loud Bang
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Weird Fabreeze Ad
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Josephine Skriver Hot in a Bikini
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They are redoing Don’t Tell Mom Babysitter is Dead
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Mechanical Claws
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Porn Site Trying to Get Naming Rights for New Orleans Saints Stadium
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Saraya Bevis in a BIKINI
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Worst Cookbook Ever
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Rebecca Black in her Wife Beater
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Tennis Player Bangs a Groupie Weekly…
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2020

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know that quarantine had you so lonely that you were trying to adopt an over 18 year old refugee from some other country, like Sweden. you know to feed your maternal instinct and give some of that love you’ve got to give to a worthy cause…but it didn’t quite pan out because adoption clinics, like abortion clinics, have no available 18 year olds…at least not in Sweden, not to mention when they turn 18, they are no longer called orphans, but rather “Sex Workers”….you know same same but different….

As it turns out “Sex Workers” or as I like to call them…whores don’t need to be adopted to give you their spread asshole…

I was on REDDIT, the FRONT PAGE OF THE INTERNET, and saw at least 4 girls posting asshole pics saying “turned 18 4 hours ago, been waiting for this a long time”…

So posting asshole pics is the new “I’m 18, going to buy a lottery ticket, drink in Quebec, but some smokes and vote”…it’s “I can post nudes legally, FUCK YEAH”…and that’s fucking wild…

So us born to lose / destined to fail in your adoption of 18 year olds…but ready to win thanks to the internet.

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Heidi Club in her Underwear Social Distancing!
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Thirst Trap Thursday
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Tennis Bad Boy Nick Kyrgios Admits to Banging Fans on a Weekly Basis
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Busty Alice Eve!
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Kylie Jenner Oiled Up
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Instagram Golfer and Model Katie Kearney Shows Off on the Beach
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Professional Ballerina Shows Her Stretches
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Old People Using TikTok Amazing
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Should This Man Be Freed?
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Kendall Jenner to Repay Fyre Fest Money
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Malin Akerman’s Pokies in a 2Pac Mask
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Elle Fanning Selfies Her Sexy Little Legs!
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Fascinating Pics from History
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Rain Weililer Hot in Black and White
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Christina Milian in her UNderwear
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Dak Prescott Has Lost His Damn Mind, He Turned Down a 5-Year, $175 Million Offer
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Girl Gets Bitten by a Copperhead and Doesn’t Realize
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When You’re Not Invited to the Party But Come Anyway
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Matt Lauer’s Spite Tattoo
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Jenna Dewan Gets Bootylicious In A Thong Swimsuit!
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Chantel Jeffries for Fenty Lingerie
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42 Year old Bikini Bod!
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My Favorite Video Today – Man Reunited with his Donkey
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How to Solve a Rubik’s Cube
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Chelsea Handler’s Naked Book Club
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Kate Beckinsale Cleaning in Heels
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Kristen Cavallari’s Tennessee House is MENTAL
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Jordan’s Chicago Residence is Crazy
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Tinashe Bikini Top
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Alessandra Ambrosio Topless in Elle
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Christina Milian Stong Legs in Beverly Hills
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Jennifer Garner in Leggings
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Ireland Baldwin – Grocery Shopping
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Isla Fisher Bike Rider
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Farrah Abraham Fat Fake Ass and her Dyed Dog
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Laura Dern in Vogue
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Jayde Nicole Half Naked Looking Nasty
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Phoebe Price Butt Shot
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Amber Heard CUNT in Jeans
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Ariel Winter Sloppy Pig in Leggings
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Olivia Wilde Looking Dumpy
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Charlotte McKinney at the Grocery Store
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Camila Mendes Looks Like a Midget
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18 People Having Shittier Day Than You
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Tricking Her to Cheat
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Dressed / Undressed
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Happy GLOVE
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Jizzed on on the Bus
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Pregnant Shower Time
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MILF of the Day
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Stripper Caught Fucking Client!
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Hot Random Amateur NAKED with some Bush
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Weather Girl Quits Live on Air with her Tits
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2020

21

May

Nina Dobrev Slutty in the Desert of the Day

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I guess Nina Dobrev went on a Desert road trip from LA to Nevada to Utah ending in Arizona and she did a slutty sign photoshoot at each border because growing up in Eastern Europe before the family bribed their way into Canada meant crossing borders was impossible, so now that she’s rich and semi famous with all her IG followers…she can cross borders without fearing the KGB abducting her and throwing her in her cell to train her into being the next doped Olympic figure skater…she can just go ass out, legs spread…because freedom…not that any of us are free, but you get what I’m saying.

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