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2020

25

May

Bella Hadid Bikini Tits of the Day

In unfortunate memoria day news, Bella Hadid has not been kicked in the face by one of her horses on her rich person farm she pretends to be down to earth and productive in agriculture and animal care on, she’s bullshit. She just looks like she has.

I find Bella Hadid’s existence offensive, because her family bought her sister’s success and she was a bi-product of that, able to make people consider her relevant or interesting or important, just never as interesting or important as she thinks she is, you know vapid self involved cunts and all…so everything about her, from her face to her popularity is everything wrong in the world…or at least representative of a lot wrong in the world, but the tits are good enough for me to ignore all that and stare at….because if I know one thing about myself it is that even the worst tits on the worst human will be stared at by me…cuz tits are better than all the noise and bullshit that makes up the bullshit..

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2020

25

May

Ashley Benson Topless of the Day

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Ashley Benson is topless and doing what I guess is called an ARM BRA…covering them fat titties….

She was a lesbian until recently because I guess that’s what happens with lesbianism because it is a myth.

I don’t deny the licking of pussy, the mutual masturabtion, the getting their dirty finger nails scrapping their cervical lining for the HPV they all have. That’s real..but the idea of two girls bitching at each other romantically is just a fucking cartoon premise not real life….and when you factor in the whole celebrity aspect, it’s easy to see it’s a great publicity stunt in this woke era….because before the lesbianism she was just some fat bitch with a lot of followers from Pretty Little Liars with a lot of Insta Followers that wasn’t doing shit….it took an opportunist like Cara Delevigne to see the opportunity in scissoring…

As it turns out, this one isn’t a lesbian, she is instead fucking Halsey’s ex named G-Easy, or G-Eazy, I don’t speak mainstream fluffy bullshit act, so I’m not sure how the Non-G spells his name….I just know the dumpy tits he cums on with that herp dick and so do you!

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2020

25

May

Bebe Rexha Sweatpant Ass of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is here to demonstrate what a fat ass looks like in sweatpants…

Sweatpants for those who don’t know are the pant that make even skinny women look like they have big fat dumpy asses…

So women with big dumpy asses should look to leggings to make their big fat asses look more shapely than the soggy loaf of bread they are…

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2020

25

May

Instagram Model’s Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t know much about KURO or this shoot, but it’s one of those girls of the internet getting naked in a photoshoot because it’s the thing to do. There’s the right level of socially accepted as everyone, even Miley Cyrus gets naked on the internet, and in a lot of ways these now 20 year olds were probably 14 or 15 when Miley was doing it, so maybe they were inspired by her and her Disney Ways to get naked, making the reasons behind the nudes as lame as buying Gap in the 90s. Some hostess twinkie version of nudes. If it’s mainstream and a way to be cool, it’s suddenly less interesting, until you remind yourself that they are naked in these shoots, and naked, for any reason is awesome….whether getting there was lame as shit or not.

That is not to say that this model is not some REAL DEAL nude artist trying to get her message out there, I speak in averages and generalizations here, and from my many years alive, anything popular is garbage…even if it’s nudes…but I’ll still look.

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2020

25

May

Women Protesting COVID Use Panties as Mask and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Gets Bitch Slapped at the Tropicana

Motorcycle Battery Exploded

Dude Got Taken on a Walk by his Dogs

Daytona Beach is Killing It

Weird Pole Dancing Demo

Granny Throws Cobra Out of her Village

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2020

25

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Memorial Day…..a celebration of drunk COVID denyers at a pool party up on top of each other…drunk and drinking each other’s chlorinated urine while listening to shitty party music…like you were still in college and on Spring Break…..or a day for family and supporting those who fought for your freedoms….as you stay locked inside scared of everyone around you because they could have “The Virus”…thanks to seeing a few too many shitty Hollywood movies….either way, I won’t be at my trailer park in Virginia Memorial Day hot dog and potato chip party this year….but we’ll always have the memory of that fat bitch in the American flag one piece doing cannon balls in the pool they just opened after a kid took a shit in it the week before…..oh an Fireworks…

Summer has begun….and here are some stepLINKS in the Morning for Memorial Day…assuming at least one of you checks the site for updates today because you have nothing else to do.

Counterfeit Marine Gets Schooled by Real Marine

Counterfeit Marine Brags About Being A Hardy, Gets Shut Up By A Real Marine!

Rita Ora – Big Cleavage
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Hot Model Jessica Lee Buchanan Nude in Aquarium!!
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Carrie Underwood in a Bikini.
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Aaron Judge’s Girlfriend Was Arrested for DUI and Immediately Dropped “Do You Know Who My Boyfriend Is?”
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Hot Hipster in Sheer Underwear Licking Cans!
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Elon Musk and Jay Leno on the Cybertruck..
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Camera on Doorbell Catches a Meteor Falling
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Man Builds Squirel Proof Bird Feeder – This is the Content I like.
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Making Music with a Power Glove…
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Girls Are Upping their Cam Girl Performances During COVID Crisis…
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2020

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Memorial Day Weekend….a great time for ya’ll to throw away all the stay at home orders have made you do at the request of the government who doesn’t even care about you…and fucking’ party man…it’s like one of those teen movies from the 80s…you can’t let your parents ground you for the summer man…not your last summer before college man…you need to rage and hope that the UV kills the virus before the VIRUS kills you…..

A lot of amazing irresponsible shit from the experts of the virus of instagram is going to go down as 1 percent of you stay locked in isolation because it is peaceful and gives you ample time to masturbate to various things you never thought you’d masturbate to but you’ve tried all the standard shit..now you’re diving into penis shaming, pegging and whatever the fuck else is going on in this crazy fucking world….that is actually a medicated porn world…

My big plans are to sit and stare at the wall, there is no Memorial Day in Canada, except when we mourn our Fallen Canadian heroes like Celine Dion by jerking off to her old music videos knowing her husband was a creepy neighbor who bascially mortgaged his house and molested her at 14 before giving her the career….at least that’s what I heard…and I have no idea why I’m writing about Memorial Day, Celine Dion’s Molestation, when all I want to be doing is getting drinks in me…you boring fucks….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Miley Cyrus and her Bikini Mullet
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Bella Hadid Underboob in a Bikini
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Odell Beckham Jr’s Girlfriend Lauren Wood Burned Down Instagram With an Incredible Topless Pic
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Tennis Player Angelina Dimova is Keeping Herself in Shape by Pushing a Car
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Gamer Reveals DILDO Purchase to her Dad
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Alexandra Daddorio Busty in a T-Shirt
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Stormi Maya Nipple Pokies!
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Lucy Collett HUGE BOOBS
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Sydney Sweeney’s hot Photoshoot
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Fitness Friday
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Aaron Judge’s Girlfriend Was Arrested for DUI and Immediately Dropped “Do You Know Who My Boyfriend Is?”
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Straight from the Candy Factory
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Flashback Friday – Halle Berry See Through!
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6Six9ine’s Terrifying No Music Video Edit of BOOTY Shaking….
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Jordyn Jones – Lost at Sea in a Bikini Top
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Inka Williams See Through Top
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Adult Website Announces Bid for Naming Rights to Saints’ Superdome
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Washing Machine Drum POWER.
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Crow Helps Hedgehog Cross the Road
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Model Vanessa Moody Topless
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Paige Bevis WWE in a Bikini
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Toronto Police Act like High School Bullies
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What Killed Blackberry?
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Battle of the Sister – Elle Fanning VS Dakota Fanning!
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Rebecca Black in her Wife Beater – BUSTY
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Don’t Tell Mom the Baby Sitter is sad Remake is Happening
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Grenade – Meet Propane Tank – The Musical
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How Rally Drivers Avoid Crashes
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Hot Canadian Social Media Influencer
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Young Hot Actress Taylor Hickson Photoshoot
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Dumb Cookbook Coming!
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Tow Truck Tows Too Hard
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Adam Savage Makes Mechanical Claws…
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Stella Maxwell is TOPLESS
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Josephine Skriver HOT Bikini Underboob
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Worst Topless Fabreeze Ad
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Lana Del Rey Called Every Black Singer a SLUT
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Lame Weather Man does the Do Si Do Challenge
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Connie Constance – British Singer’s Tits
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Kelly Brook Topless on the Beach
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Sia Welby Thick Legs
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Amanda Holden Legs
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Lily Rose Depp Hard Nips
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Sofia Richie in Bike Shorts
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Lucy Hale Tight Little Body in Leggings / Camel Toe
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Jennifer Garner in Leggings
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Ashley Benson in shorts at her Boyfriend’s House
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Mylene Klass
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Jenna Coleman
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Stella Maxwell – Topless Shoot
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Mom’s At Home Anal Play
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Oily Nude Photoshoot with three chicks
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Mom Comes to Help – WTF Is Wrong with Ya’ll
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Huge Titty Reveal
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Barmaid at the Aussie Pub with Pants Off Pouring a Pint in her ASs
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19 People Having Shittier Day Than You
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Hooker Hates her Client
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Boobs Cannot Be Contained
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I wonder if she likes it?
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Vintage Naked for PETA
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Freak on a Leash
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2020

22

May

Julia Fox’s Self Published Edgy Porn Art of the Day

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Julia Fox has self published a few books that feature her “raw” artwork I guess.

You may not know who Julia Fox is but she’s from the Adam Sandler movie he’s a Jeweller in.

You may be surprised that these were put out there by her, but it’s on some Harmony Korine, Terry Richardson, Nan Goldin, Sam Taylor Wood…Larry Clark…you get what I am saying, and I don’t mean to be name dropping art photographers like I care…I just lived with an art photographer in the 90s and had to jerk off to all their photo art books for lack of access to porn.

Point being…I think this shit is great, nostalgic, brings back found memories of a simpler time when this kind of thing was shocking, exciting, new…and not put out there for likes and follows..

Solid fucking job girl even if it’s as contrived as all those other artists I mentioned earlier in the post, it’s still good stuff.

The weak load on her back, alright…the shooting up…not cool to me…but overall this is a win.

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2020

22

May

Party Girls for Memorial Weekend of the Day

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It’s Memorial Day weekend where you are either going to say FUCK THE QUARANTINE if you haven’t already because you think it’s all some bullshit lie for the governement to print money and pull some shit that you’d otherwise never allow under the illusion it is for COVID fighting….

Or you are going to sit alone, sad, remembering what was…

So here are a bunch of girls to either inspire, motivate or depress you cuz you won’t be getting wasted the way you want to on the weekend you forget is a tribute to things beyond sluts, body shots, black outs and catching or giving herpes!

Enjoy.

Here is party girl Halsey doinh cocaine on a yacht

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2020

22

May

Fuck Hole Friday of the Day

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Hey, here’s some FUCK HOLES or at least host bodies of FUCK HOLES…all found on our friend and porn site marketed as a publicly traded company…INSTAGRAM…

These girls are all amazing, have great booties and need to be celebrated this Memorial Day weekend…so worship these booties and the women who own them…