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2020

04

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Ran Her Ass Off of thee Day

Here’s some old as shit over hyped Alessandra Ambrosio…who never fucking quit Victoria’s Secret until they gave her the golden handshake for all her barely hard work promoting the brand all these years because the brand was going broke and because we weren’t into seeing a 40 year old bitch selling panties to other 40 year old bitches…the whole point of these brands is to be some level of aspirational.

When Ambrosio first happened, when she first got started as the third maybe even fourth or fifth Brazilian at Victoria’s Secret, maybe even seventh behind Gisele, Lima, Beatriz Barros, Goulart, there were others….while this one was always terribly fucking average….

Well, despite her mom implants, her little roundies to continue her bikini modelling scam, it’s better than traditional sex work…it turns out that at 40, she’s got no fucking ass…that is a FLAT fucking mom who starves herself looking ass…someone needs to take up squats, some muscle mass could do her some good…you know as a 400 pound fat fuck my fitness advice matters because despite not following my own advice…I clearly see no ass on a bikini and lingerie model and that’s fuckign VILE….disgraceful and against the FUCKING rules!

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2020

04

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Here are some titty drops…in an era where the sluts of instagram aren’t slutty…I am forced to dig for the sluts still slutting….

There’s nothing quite like a good old fashion game of TITTY DROP….or TITTY REVEAL…or TITTY FLASHING…depending on where you’re big titties are from…it’s all the fucking amazing same…because we love tits.

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2020

04

Jun

Tea Towel Challenge of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a real challenge or just this girl being amazing posting a nude without revealing any of her nude parts even though she probably should, and probably does for subscribers…..

You know perfectly holding a tea towel to cover her nipples and pussy…which is actually not perfect at all, but it does meet the social media requirements of non nude to bait all you motherfuckers in.

I have no idea who this is, you can tag her in the comments because I want to see her actually nude…her cockteasing has worked…but I won’t be signing up to shit and either should you….there are too many free nudes on the internet, the people trying to get your money for nudes only care about your money, they’ll get naked for free because they are that type of person so keep your hard earned money for your damn self…and enjoy the Tea Towel challenge…if that’s even a thing…and it shouldn’t be…because this babe won.

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2020

04

Jun

Phoebe Price is on Some Other Planet of the Day

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Phoebe Price and her celebrity mocking that has made her some kind of very very very low on the totem pole celebrity…is hilarious.

I think what she does is the good work, the ultimate troll in part because she probably doesn’t realize it is a troll and she probably believes her own very low level of hype because the new generation of instagram have NO idea who she is and are really missing out because what she is is amazing.

She goes out and does the dumbest more humiliating shit for the paparazzi she is friends with, and those images, because they are by the paparazzi get published in tabloids…and girl gets noticed…get that stamp of approval or pat on her back…and goes on another day planning another WHAT THE FUCK moment in pop culture history.

It’s brilliant performance art, unfortunately, she doesn’t realize it is…and I am proud to call her a friend…who I sometimes get random texts from….but never texts including her sex tapes that I’ve been asking for all these years.

Here’s to fucking weirdos being fucking weirdos and the big tits that make those weirdos better than other weirdos doing the same weirdo things…

She is amazing and has no idea….and unfortunately either does anyone else….

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2020

04

Jun

Ariel Winter Hard Nipples of the Day

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I can’t imagine anyone being into Ariel Winter because she’s so nasty, even after she lost all that weight, with her no neck like she’s that 90 Day Fiance dude that has gone viral for having no neck, which is apparently an actual retardation and his whole existence and all his memes offend those who have it, because you can’t get away with laughing at basically anything that you find weird or different…

ANYWAY…her nipple on her rebuilt fat girl titty is hard….I think…it could be where she hides her M&M’s for when her blood sugar drops and she needs a pick me up – diabetes…and more importantly she looks way better, even though still looking like shit, in a mask….a NAS mask…for Black Lives Mattering I guess….because Ariel Winter, in case you didn’t know…is HIP HOP…

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2020

04

Jun

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

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OOPS I posted the wrong post in here….I put some PPE shit that was for another post, when this was ssupposed to be the hotness that is this old bitch, she’s 31 which is retirement age for a model, but she’s really only been famous for about 4 years, so she got her start old….and that’s ok because she came out hard…and she’s still coming out hard..it must be all her Swedish Pro Basketball playing training….something that sounds like more of a PORN series than an actual sport…because Swedish women tend to look at lot like this…at least the ones I notice…because I don’t actually notice ugly girls…they sort of just blend into the background…ugly the invisible cloak you nerds are trying to figure out so that you can stare at naked bitches when they shower without being caught!

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2020

04

Jun

Slurpin Titties and Other Creative Bikinis for Thirsty Thursday of the Day

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Here’s some interesting creator from the internet that I randomly came across, I don’t know who she is, but tag her in the comments….because what she’s doing is hilarious…making bikini tops out of everyday things!

I have always known that bikini pics get hits and it has been funny to see all the normals realize that their bikini pics get more action than anything else they do….a 55 year old mom could post up a bathing suit pic on her facebook for her friends and family and all of her network will give that image far more love than any other pics she’s posted…so apply this to every single women on the internet…and you’ve got a lot of women realizing that bikini pics is how to get the most likes and feedback, which feels good for their egos….

So bikini pics are everywhere…

I have also always thought bikinis made out of random things, because bikinis get hits and people will click on anything bikini, and girls doing anything in bikinis does better than girls clothed…so from PIZZA BIKINIS….to plastic in the ocean bikinis…to bikinis made out of semen from a gangbang….creative bikinis get noticed.

So this girl doing the hip thing, the trending thing, the DIY thing, the creative thing, the bikini thing…and it’s crafy, it’s cool…I like it….so find her.

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2020

04

Jun

Scout Willis Hard Nipples of the Day

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I know all you pervert DEMI MOORE and BRUCE WILLIS fans are concerned with the health and safety of their hipster, often nude, daughter Scout Willis….

Don’t worry, she’s OK, and has survived this COVID and PROTESTS from her mansions with her pile of TRUST fund money all thanks to who her parents are….

And she’s got her hard nipples out, to let you know it’s going to be ok, we will get through these dark times…

Solid MASKS ….let’s hope she bought multiples of those masks for her butterface, brown paper bag that bitch, or if you’re more dangerous pillow over her face….RUMER WILLIS…cuz that monster needs it most…not because of COVID…but because Demi was clearly on every drug from WHIPPETS to ADRENOCHROME when she was pregnant and birthed that defect through her butthole after being impregnated at the IDAHO house by a Potato one drunken night when Bruce was out filming Die Hard 5.

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2020

04

Jun

Nerd with a Booty of the Day

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The funniest thing about the internet is every girl gets nude on the internet, in a “I’m just another nude girl on the internet”. It’s mainstream. It’s accepted. It’s fun and funny and trending.

It is not slutty, it is not bottom feeding, it is not seen as shameless, even if it is shameless.

You’d think the whole every girl nude would get boring, would get repetitive, would be “another hot naked chick who looks like she works at the Smoothie Shop”….but the fact is I fucking love it.

This girl has the face of an average looking nerd. The kind of awkward girl who isn’t at the parties, but who has a group of friends who she watches Netflix with. Not the full loser..but not the cool girl….

Yet here she is getting half naked….in part because of her RIDICULOUS, how is that real ass, and in part because even if she didn’t have that ass she’d be nude or half nude, it’s the trend…a trend I will not get bored of…get all girls, fit or not, booty or not…showing off what they got!

Big fan of this face that doesn’t match its ass and the selfies it takes…