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2020

04

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

As instagrammers who have always had nothing to say, continue to say nothing, but attempt to have purpose and say their nothing with more conviction and passion…louder than they normally say nothing…even though nothing is still being said….thanks to them being dumb…..

Their performances are as bad as their branded ads they try to rook you in with on various products…using their tits and pretending they are more than tits….inconsistent and hypocritical and just there for the money….running ads despite promoting the competitive product a year earlier with the exact same script and enthusiasm…reminding me that most people influencer and follower are programmed brain washed idiots…which we always knew..

It’s more obvious than ever with the success of so many instagram based brands….seeing all this outrage that is only outrage because they are being told to rage…

They are all daft, vapid, useless, racist, inappropriate, offensive, overpaid fucks to begin with….

I sit here mad at myself for not exploiting how stupid people are and getting in on the scam early on…to manipulate all the idiots out there and get rich in the process.

Instead I sit here posting links for you….

Here are some stepLINKS….in the morning!

Instagram Golfer’s Hot Bikini Selfies!
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Gabrielle Spader Naked on her Hike!
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Real Madrid Star’s Girlfriend Spills on their “Competitive” Sex Life
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini with a Horse!
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Jewel State Topless!
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Customer Demands More Than Their Trailer Can Handle!
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Steve Harvey’s Big Mansion is NUTTY
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Principal Plagerizes Grad Speech from Teen’s Choice Award Show!
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Dark Story of the Day
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Dumb Looter!
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Get Your Cam Girls!
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2020

03

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Will all this end the bro’s using black talk…because you know every white boy in his BMW or whatever car they drive….maybe it’s a fixed gear bicycle or an ebike….maybe it’s a G-Wagon you know to seem hip like a Kardashian/Jenner…regardless of where they blast their favorite rap songs from their spotify on…before meeting up with friends to talk bottle service, weed while calling each other by the N WORD…a word I won’t write because it’s always made me uncomfortable…but fag hasn’t…fag has always been a great word that gets the short end of the stick because people don’t appreciate its greatness. The day Fag was deleted from FACEBOOK and considered a hate word was the day society was lowered yet another notch…into the selfie, self righteous, selfie activist, anti-pervert pervert mess we’re in today..

The truth is that all these people only care about themselves, so when you see a white person pretending to care, they’re just fucking racists making themselves feel better about it….

There’s obviously a bigger story going on here….who knows what it is…and I’m not going to start digging because I’m more into slutty girls posting slutty pics…the rest of basically everything else in this internet based life is just unwanted noise…

ENJOY….and Here are stepLINKS…

Cara Delevingne in her Panties
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Frida Aasen in Her Black Bra and Panties!
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Real Madrid Star’s Girlfriend Spills on Their “Competitive” Sex Life
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Looter VS ATM!
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Hunter King’s Cleavage Selfie!
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George Kittle Likes Kim Kardashian’s Social Media Game!
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Lady Gaga Chubby in a Reveaing Outfit
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Confessions of a Man Addicted to Financial Domination – Weird
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Jay Z Supporting George Floyd
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Lili Reinhart Comes Out as Bi Sexual
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Girl is Shower Drinking Beers
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Oklahoma State Star LB Amen Ogbongbemiga Has the Coronavirus After Attending a Protest
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Customer Gets Load TOo Big for Trailer Dumped
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Hairy Frogtooth Fish Bite!
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Kim Garner Dresses in Men’s Dress Shirts..
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Kamila Hansen in Her Heels and Lingerie!
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An Insight into Glasswing Butterflies Because Why Not
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Cardi B Did Sound for Star Wars
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Jessie James Decker Writes a Cookbook and is in her Panties
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Elsa Hosk in Her Lingerie!
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Korean Scientist Cures a Parkinson’s Patient
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Clever Device Found in Every Household Device
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The New Swimsuit Icon Challenge is Amazing!
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Cher Loyd in her Lingerie!
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Tourists Too Close to Grizzlies
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Chinese Cowboy with a Southern Accent
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Elle Fanning for Emmy Magazine!
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Tiffany Berty is the Girl Crush!
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Protestors Spray Painting Starbucks Get Called Off
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Kara Del Toro is Hot with Flowers!!
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Natalie Roser in a Hot Shoot!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks for Mandatory Mask Stores
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Sign Up for Free Cam Girls Being Amazing
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Kate Hudson Ass in Leggings!
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Ireland Baldwin Big Booty in Leggings
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A Massive Amoutn of Topless and Nude Scenes in the Movies
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Emma Roberts in Jeans
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Kristen Stewart – Protestor
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Jamie King – Opiate Addicted – Protester
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Rat Cow – Protestor
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This Midget in a Tight Dress named Chelsea Healey is Amazing
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Madison Beer Protesting
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Amanda Holden – Big Cleavage
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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From stepSMUT!!

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Free Cam Girls Being Amazing
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THESE GIRLS HAVE NO IDEA THEY’RE BEING FILMED IN THE SAUNA
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Josephine Skriver Victoria’s Secret Shoot….
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Throwback Christina Ricci Tits – Huge and Hot
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She Needs More Practice….
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Oiled Up Ass Doing Laundry…
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Naked Drunk Girls!
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Reddit AMATEUR MEAT: ISHOULDGOTOCHURCH
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Ella Knox and a Friend
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WORST FIRST PORN EVER
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Girl Licking My Tit…
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Is This Wrong?
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Busty Brazilian Babe Sanna Meira aka SannaTorr!
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George Floyd Sex Tape
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Melena Maria in a Tiny Bikini
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THE PAST 24 HOURS OF PROTESTING HAS BEEN INSANE
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Posessed Titty Sucker
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Bikini Girls
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Weird 75 Pound Girl///
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Beach Lesbians….
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Amazing Titty Reveal
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Surprise You Are in a Porno….
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Topless Thong Wearing Booty Dancing Girl With Her….
PUSSY REVEAL

Is this Girl a Cutter?
TIGHT PANTIES

Do you like BBW Girls?
Naked BBW

MASSAGE PORN PAYSITES!
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2020

03

Jun

Ireland Baldwin is Figuring It Out of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin has done a terrible job at being a celebrity rich kid with famous parents because she hasn’t fully gone viral.

She’s been doing the bikini influencer thing for years at this point and in the beginning she was doing it pretty well and pretty consistently, yet no one ever hired her as an influencer…..leaving her in rehab, trying to find herself and figure out what it all means.

She’s been a butt of every Alec Baldwin joke, I watched his Roast, I know….and it’s just all so tragic because she’s got big tits and big tits, at least in America open doors.

I could sit here and name of people who are as famous as her dad Alec all because of their tits, from Kate Upton to Em Rata, to Anna Nicole Smith…these bitches have following, celebrity and their only quality is big tits…

So Ireland, who is something like 6 foot 4, has had these massive tits forever, and she’s barely even used them to get ahead.

It’s like she’s already rich, set for life, just here to waste time and occupy her time, rocking big tits yet she’s still an irrelevant child of celebrities who will always be just that…

She has SO much potential, despite being big, because she’s proportionate…and I really feel for her, knowing that her cunt cousin Haley moved in and dominated the name before marrying Bieber…

So finally, after what must be 5 years of instagram, she’s out there with her tits out, in a wife beater, braless the way wife beaters were designed so we can all see her full tit while she remains clothed ass she moves in the right direction, despite all the battle scars of trying….from shitty tattoos to shittier tattoos and potentially other things like AIDS…you know needle sharing…but that’s just rumors.

Keep up the good work, I believe in you! Now if only she didn’t have a gunt in those mom jeans…it is throwing this whole look off..

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2020

03

Jun

Some Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

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I think it is safe to say that we all need some level of distraction from the insanity that is going on in the world, or at least that is going on in social media, because it’s pretty dark, depressing, annoying.

So here’s some ASSHOLE BEHIND THONGS…..

Everyone is fighting, on edge, opinionated….idiots are out there pushing misinformation, while trying to pretend to be informed….it’s just chaos!

I don’t fuck with Social Media, I’ve been off of it for a while because I found it stressful and tedious and life is better without it…

But when I was on it, I’d post some bullshit and I’d get reported, accounts deleted, or some nutcase who found the tweet would go nuts on me….it just wasn’t worth the effort….even though I am a troll and love trolling or pissing people off. It’s almost like Social Media was the best place for me to hangout online because of all the potential opportunity to fight with people, but then everyone became a fighter and there’s no fun in that…it’s hard to troll when everyone is trolling…

So I only use it for the pics…because girls out there…despite the dark times are still posting pics of their thongs too small for their anuses and I like it.

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2020

03

Jun

Jordyn Jones Strawberry Picker of the Day

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Before the instagram sluts felt guilty about their vapid existences, living on their followers and monetizing the fuck out of their content, while people are out there dying…a guilt they extinguished by posting a black square on their feed…you know for fear of being shamed for not participating…something Jordyn Jones did…but only after she got her crop titty top and shorts in the Strawberry patch, possibly in Kalamazoo Michigan where she’s from…and where she’s probably pretty familiar with race wars since all the black people moved north to Michigan to work the car factories, before the car factories went to China and left them all broke, out of work, with toxic fucking water….so a white cop killing a black person is just what normal life is to her….nothing to get in the way of a titty top photo sucking strawberries seductively!!

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2020

03

Jun

Adriana Lima Tits of the Day

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Adriana Lima was another one of these instagram protestors who doesn’t really care about the issues at hand because they are in the 1%…and are not affected by racism, especially when they come from Brazil where their people kill each other all fucking day, at least according to all those LiveLeak videos I post.

So bitch posted that black square, making the whole racist America thing about her, because these are narcissists who have been rewarded for being hot their whole life, they don’t necessarily have actual brains…

Only to post a fucking AD today for a skin care company…

I am not saying don’t use your platform for good, or for causes you believe in, or any of that even if you’re just a set of tits, I am just saying don’t be half assed and only do it because you fear being shamed if you don’t….otherwise you look like a fucking idiot.

Running a Clarins ad as America, the country that made you who you are, for personal gain is hilarious, but fuck it all, post what you want, just don’t be hiding behind a black square to make us think you care you disingenuous fuck.

Stick to the tits, even at 40, you old hag….that is what you know, let’s not go off course.

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2020

03

Jun

Brandi Cyrus Bikini of the Day

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As it turns out, Miley has a half sister that I guess she pretends is a real sister, or at least this one pretends is a real sister, because her slutty cocktail waitress mom had two kids before seducing Billy Ray Cyrus, and after he got rich as shit, he figured take them all to California…load the BUS, we’re going to Hollywood…

She has a bit of a Miley Face, which is funny, because she also has a bit of a retard face, she’s Miley if she want to Space and got into some NUCLEAR attack only to come back to earth and shape shift….

But clearly, Billy Ray’s DNA improves things, because Miley’s that much better looking…

So I guess this is a post about how valuable Billy Ray’s sperm is to making stars….even if Brandi Cyrus (because he adopted her) has more tit.

I guess while Miley hides her pregnancy, this is the Cyrus her fans are stuck with because NOAH, who is apparently her true sister, is even more monstrous than this one, but I can’t say that in this post because it will throw off my whole “Billy Ray Cyrus Sperm is Valuable” argument.

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2020

03

Jun

Rat Cow and her Husband Get Dragged for Being Racists of the Day

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Rat Cow is some useless cunt titty model with nothing interesting to say.

She is one degree off from being a sex worker, but due to various circumstances and timing and luck she has been able to polarize her titty modeling into being some kind of influencer, entrepreneur…which is really less to do with her talent and more to do with the world being dumb fuck followers who buy into things they think they are supposed to.

ANYWAY….she obviously tries to add purpose and meaning to her titty modelling and selling of crap to people who buy into her bullshit…and in doing that she goes to protests and tries to get political thanks to letting Kanye fuck her a bunch of times in her quest to be the next Kardashian, a noble feat for an American girl with a dream…I mean that’s top of the charts innit….pathetic…yes….

Her only contribution to the world is proving that tits can carry a troll to the fucking top and make them millionaires because as a society we put value on all the wrong things…

Regardless of her making the system work for her or not, she’s out there posting Black Lives Matter shit, meanwhile she’s married to what you would call a “FUCK BOY” rich kid who looks like a full retard, on that HYPE BEAST loser kick, and someone who knows him called her out saying her drops the N-Word like every other hip hop listening to idiot rich white kid who is raping the hip pop culture.

I bet this bitch drops it too or laughs when he does…because WHITE PEOPLE are the fucking worst….but mainly when they are influencers living all kinds of lies…

Now her tits. Which is what she’s good for…..her whole mouth and ability to type shit out takes away from that…

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2020

03

Jun

Miss Universe Racist Rant of the Day

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This is some Malaysian Miss Universe winner, I don’t know what her name is, but she has gone viral for making some racist comments that may not be actually racist, maybe just a language barrier, but seem racist…when you say shit like “you chose to be born colored”…maybe she’s trying to say that the White people won, and the people of colors must accept their fate, or fight it….but I am not going to pretend I know what the fuck any of this means…it just sounds wrong and for that reason alone, I like it….

One of my favorite things is when these celebrity idiots, or people of interest, or public figures attempt to do anything that gets them called out…forcing the fake apology we accept as genuine when nothing they do is genuine…

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2020

03

Jun

Caprice is Tanning of the Day

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Caprice Bourret, also known as Caprice…is pushing 50…but she still looks good in her bikini, something that at this point in her life is just second nature for her.

I remember her from the 90s, when she had a very prolific career as a bikini model in all kinds of shit from all the Men’s Magazines of the era that barely exist anymore, to Sports Illustrated Swim. She was even named the sexiest woman in the world…she’s been around.

If you are like me and base your level of success, relevance or importance on how hot your body is in a bikini…given some handicap points for age….you know when you are like Caprice and into your old lady, dry vagina, menopausal years your best is not your lifetime best but still good…

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