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2020

07

May

Georgia Fowler Titties at the Beach of the Day

Georgia Fowler is the 27 year old New Zealand / Australian model who is currently on the beach in Australia where I guess she lives, in a beater with no bra which is how I guess we want all shirts at least when dealing with a Victoria’s Secret model, I mean what are the alternatives, I guess she could be wearing a mask, it is a Global Pandemic, but I’m not sure if that applies to Australia…since they are tougher than us, I mean unless faced with a Sting Ray…RIP Steve Irwin.

Anyway, nipples in a top…don’t cum yourself too fast, you virgin fuck…

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2020

07

May

Pussy Print on Instagram of the Day

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Pussy Print is also known….as pussy definition…and it is the art of jacking fabric up inside your vagina…enoug so people can see your vagina…without it being your actual vagina cuz that’d be slutty…

It’s an instagram model thing, giving the goods without actually giving the goods…

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2020

07

May

Sammi Hanratty Erotic Shoot of the Day

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Sammi Hanratty has been on Shameless once. That is the claim to fame. I assume as a working actor she’s got fans, even if she’s not a majorly successful working actor, she’s been on tv and that’s more than most can say, and when on TV, she was on a hit show…

So it only makes sense that she’s in a semi nude censored shoot for her marketing efforts…a shoot from 6 months ago I’ve posted half of that she keeps releasing images from, like it is the only shoot she’s ever done, because it probably is.

I don’t know why I am posting it…but I am posting it.

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2020

07

May

Kaia Gerber Cleavage of the Day

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Kaia Gerber, or what you may like to call Cindy Crawford’s pet project, her clone, abused child forced into luxury fashion work at the age of 15 like some kind of modern day, rich person slave that no one realizes is a slave…because they are distracted by the luxury fashion world…and the multiple houses, the celeb connections, glamour, money…all the important stuff, but if we can learn anything from Britney Spears it is that you can be abducted in plain site…but girl is still a fucking slave, not a sex slave, or one of the sweatshop workers making the luxury fashion or working the garden / pool / kitchen of the luxury homes….so it is hard to really see her as a slave.but her mom’s type A, over achieving personality probably haunts this bitch, her “do you really need that apple” keeping her skinny, the trainers…it’s abuse man….just abuse we have no sympathy for!

Instead we look at her young body!

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2020

07

May

Hilary Duff’s Bikini Titties of the DAy

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Hilary Duff is working hard to steal the influencer money from the influencers like all the celebs are, because why else would they be on this get nude or semi nude on the instagram for the fans, clearly, it’s to grow the audience and reclaim what is theirs….the adoration of the public. She wasn’t on a Disney show for nothing mother fuckers. She did that to be the media empire she is meant to be and social media is one of those verticals.

I assume the COVID was coordinated by the celebs to give them nothing else to do but produce their own content, to their actual fans, blowing these other losers who made a career out of it realize they ain’t shit, despite thinking they are the shit…let the real celebs bring the influencing and let the people who call themselves influencers go to sex work.

That said, here is her bikini top!

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2020

07

May

Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day

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Big girl Ireland Baldwin’s out here in a bikini, still trying to position herself in this Social Media world.

Which is a weird concept to me, why seek validation and acceptance from strangers? When you’re already rich and have nothing to work for, is it a new form of currency?

Like her generation is so useless that they put that much value on social media clout and audience instead of doing something that actually matters? Their goal is to be the hot half naked bitch on instagram amongst hundreds of thousands of girls doing the same thing? Or is it just a rush to post bikini pics and get likes, like just a hobby or a sideline reinforcement. Since they are rich, it’s like “why not, what else is there to do”…while there is so much more fulfilling shit to do…

I get that it is just a bikini pic, but she probably spent 5 hours getting it done, with 100s of shots that she photoshops….and I’m not complaining, I’ll look at the big girl, or any girl in a bikini shoot.

I am just saying all these women who want respect could be doing so much fucking more with their time than this. It’s almost pathetic of them….but I’m conflicted, as much as I hate it, life would be more dull without it.

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2020

07

May

Sydney Sweeney Hard Nipple of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney’s nipple is hard in a white swimsuit, I figure that’s a good way to utilize her tit. It is a great tit. One good enough to inspire love songs and poetry….fucking poetry and poetry is the dumbest, most shameful shit.

I like this new blood in Hollywood, because we need that talent that doesn’t come in from social media. I like the trickle down effect. I want the billion dollar media companies telling me what I like, need and want….especially when it comes packaged with fat titties.

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2020

07

May

Ariel Winter Hilarious Wedgie of the Day

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Ariel Winter has been pretty disgusting during this quarantine….while in her lockdown she’s gone to the grocery store daily, we’ve been able to see all the bullshit food she buys to feed her empty soul…thanks to having a mom whore her out and all that pressure to perform as a kid to make that sitcom money that she’ll never really be free from, always tainted by…always haunting her…so fucking eat them feelings and while you’re at it, eat them pants with that dumpy ass…since she’s gained all that weight that she’s lost back..as yoyo dieting does…which is unfortunate…cuz if you’re ugly, you don’t want to be fat too…trust me…I know…I live it…you can be one, not the other.

Gnarly ass wedgie…imagine the smells…

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2020

07

May

Martha Hunt Topless Dance of the Day

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Martha Hunt is no longer of one of Taylor Swifts hired friends. You know because Taylor Swift is some terrifying fucking soulless robot / demon who can’t have actual friends, but she can get Victoria’s Secret models to use like they were her real life barbies, controlling their every move as puppet masters do, to make up for the whole never having a childhood because she was busy writing relatable songs that would go viral because they are so over relatable which made her a shit ton of money!

Well now that she’s free, she can flash her tits.

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2020

07

May

Toni Garrn Running her Cameltoe of the Day

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We can now refer to her as TOE-ny – am I right? No? Or just old, tired and terrible at blogging? Who cares.

This bitch has a huge enough cameltoe, I guess you’d need one to get as far as she got in this model game..

Not to mention she’s German, and Germans love stretched out / shit on…whatever Berliner sex dungeon frequenting weirdo.

I do not give a fuck about Toni Garrn as a model, so I don’t care about her cameltoe, but it’s still solid pussy definition…a good old fashioned cameltoe and that’s what counts.

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